THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF RON WEASELY
Day 1
Met Harry Potter on the train, not a bad guy. Also met Hermione, not at ALL bad. Was Sorted into Gryffindor with H.G. hottie. Go me!
Day 3
Already swamped with work and not getting nearly as much attention as Harry. Considered killing him but figured that wouldn't improve things. Kicked Malfoy in the shins for insulting my family.
Day 7
Crummy day. Bad marks on my last exams. Kicked Snape in the shins for trying to swot my butt with a textbook on the way out of class.
Day 15
Not very exciting here. Classes are boring and hard. No Quidditch until later in the season. Hermione not happy when I tried to initiate a game of footsies at dinner. Will try again tomorrow and see if she's in a better mood.
Day 20
Tried to regain Hermione's interest with a birthday present. Unfortunately, she thought it was a new quill. Didn't she read the instruction manual that came with it?
Explained the difference between football and Quidditch to Dean Thomas, saying that while football was extremely boring, Quidditch was actually quite fun to watch. Am now in infirmary, where Madam Pomfrey is trying to get the Quaffle out of where Dean shoved it.
Day 27
Almost got turned into a badger today by MacGonagall, for mentioning chocolate syrup in class. Not quite sure why.
Day 33
Quidditch to begin soon! Am very excited and offered to get a private box for Hermione to watch the game from with me. She refused and also gave me back the birthday present I gave her. Stashed it under the mattress in case she changes her mind later.
Day 38
Gryffindor beat Slytherin!!! It was a such a great game!! Hermione seemed a little too interested when someone put a De-Trousering Curse on Harry, but I'm sure she'll forget about it.
Day 39
Am getting worried over Philosopher's Stone with Harry and Hermione. Am worried someone will steal it and then I won't be able to get it for myself! I could make a TON of gold with that thing. And I hear it makes this special kind of chocolate syrup. This makes me pretty sure that Snape wants to steal it.
Day 45
Tried to do something exciting with my hair to impress Hermione. Accidentally turned it purple. Hid in the boy's lavatory all day, next to the stall where Snape was whinging about not being Dark Arts professor. Was nice enough to run and get him a handkerchief a few times. Had to dodge him trying to cuddle me "for emotional support" though.
Day 62
Have kicked the butt of Voldemort thanks to my superior chess skill and also with help from Hermione and Harry. Hermione wouldn't let me give her a celebratory hug. Am starting to think she isn't into me...
GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!! So GET STUFFED, Malfoy! Ha!
Day 1
Met Harry Potter on the train, not a bad guy. Also met Hermione, not at ALL bad. Was Sorted into Gryffindor with H.G. hottie. Go me!
Day 3
Already swamped with work and not getting nearly as much attention as Harry. Considered killing him but figured that wouldn't improve things. Kicked Malfoy in the shins for insulting my family.
Day 7
Crummy day. Bad marks on my last exams. Kicked Snape in the shins for trying to swot my butt with a textbook on the way out of class.
Day 15
Not very exciting here. Classes are boring and hard. No Quidditch until later in the season. Hermione not happy when I tried to initiate a game of footsies at dinner. Will try again tomorrow and see if she's in a better mood.
Day 20
Tried to regain Hermione's interest with a birthday present. Unfortunately, she thought it was a new quill. Didn't she read the instruction manual that came with it?
Explained the difference between football and Quidditch to Dean Thomas, saying that while football was extremely boring, Quidditch was actually quite fun to watch. Am now in infirmary, where Madam Pomfrey is trying to get the Quaffle out of where Dean shoved it.
Day 27
Almost got turned into a badger today by MacGonagall, for mentioning chocolate syrup in class. Not quite sure why.
Day 33
Quidditch to begin soon! Am very excited and offered to get a private box for Hermione to watch the game from with me. She refused and also gave me back the birthday present I gave her. Stashed it under the mattress in case she changes her mind later.
Day 38
Gryffindor beat Slytherin!!! It was a such a great game!! Hermione seemed a little too interested when someone put a De-Trousering Curse on Harry, but I'm sure she'll forget about it.
Day 39
Am getting worried over Philosopher's Stone with Harry and Hermione. Am worried someone will steal it and then I won't be able to get it for myself! I could make a TON of gold with that thing. And I hear it makes this special kind of chocolate syrup. This makes me pretty sure that Snape wants to steal it.
Day 45
Tried to do something exciting with my hair to impress Hermione. Accidentally turned it purple. Hid in the boy's lavatory all day, next to the stall where Snape was whinging about not being Dark Arts professor. Was nice enough to run and get him a handkerchief a few times. Had to dodge him trying to cuddle me "for emotional support" though.
Day 62
Have kicked the butt of Voldemort thanks to my superior chess skill and also with help from Hermione and Harry. Hermione wouldn't let me give her a celebratory hug. Am starting to think she isn't into me...
GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!! So GET STUFFED, Malfoy! Ha!