THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF HEDWIG

Day 1

Was bought by large hairy man and given to small wizard boy. Not named yet.

Day 42

Still not named and hardly even featured in this film. Am getting bitter. Resolved to have a fling with the badger that's been sneaking aorund the Owlery.

Day 43

Discovered that the badger is a transfigured MacGonagall. Still determined to get some action, at any rate.

Day 49

Still no name and getting very mad about this. Was once a very important key character...now a cheap plot development. Also, badger-MacGonagall seems distant.

Day 62

School is over and still no name. Surprised boy didn't leave me at the school by accident. Will eat his whole family as revenge.