"Okay everyone, next we have Miss Jenna McNamara singing What Can I Do. The
dedication reads "To a Gryffindor wolf."
Jenna walked out (to the guys' delight) in a short, strapless red dress.
JENNA:
I haven't slept at all in days,
It's been so long since we've really talked,
And I have been here for so long
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong
1 "Mate, she can sing!"
"Uh huh,"
"And doesn't she look great in that dress!"
"Uh huh,"
"She's a fluffy pink rabbit wearing a raincoat,"
"Uh huh,"
"Moony snap out of it!"
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
2 "Moony and Jenna sitting in a tree.."
3 "I wish,"
"Oohhh..Moony's having naughty thoughts!"
"I didn't mean it like that! Anyway, who are you to talk?"
"Hey, I'm Sirius Black. I'm expected to have such thoughts. I live for them."
There's only so much I can take,
And I just got to let it go,
And who knows I might feel better, yeah
If I don't try and I don't hope
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
No more waiting, no more, aching…….
No more fighting, no more, trying…..
"Moony and Jenna sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes lo…"
"Padfoot and Myrtle sitting on a sink, P-A-S-H-I-N-G…"
"Hey, no fair Moony!
"Then SHUT UP!"
Maybe there's nothing more to say,
And in a funny way I'm calm,
Because the power is not mine,
I'm just going to let it fly
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
And love me…And love me…..
"Well, I 'm gonna go get a drink guys," Peter yelled over the thunderous applause. "Do you guys want anything?"
"No thanks,"
"Me neither."
"Moony?" Peter asked.
"Oh, god," James said. "He's zoned out on us again!"
"Well, he has every right to, look!" Sirius exclaimed pointing to an area along the walkway. There was Jenna, back in her normal robes and Luscius Malfoy. They weren't close enough to hear the heated conversation between the two, but Peter was standing right behind them.
"So, who's the wolf you were talking about? By any chance me?" Malfoy said wrapping his arm around her.
SLAP! His head rolled to the side.
"If you forgot, I said Gryffindor, Malfoy," she sneered.
"Well, all the guys in Gryffindor are wimps, why don't you come for a little partying in my dorm huh?" he replied this time running his hand up her leg.
SMASH! Instantly Jenna's foot connected with the guy's bulging crotch and she smiled as he went down holding on to his prized possession.
"Black belt Karate - muggle sports are good for something aren't they? I'd marry a mule before I slept with you Malfoy, and Remus is twice the man you'll ever be."
With that she kicked him again and went over to sit with Lily and Merloyn as Peter ran over to the other Marauders.
"You…won't…believe…what….just…happened!" he panted. "She's…black- belt….karate! …Likes someone….."
"So who is it mate?" Sirius asked.
"Don't know," he said after catching his breath. "But he's in Gryffindor and his name ends in 'us'. Something 'us'."
"Okay then," James said. "I'm guessing he's in our year and there aren't that many guys in our year with a name sending in 'us'. We've got Sirius, Remus, and Seamus."
"I know I promised you mate," Sirius said to Remus while getting up. "But if she meant Sirius I won't be in control of my actions. She's the hottest chick in town!"
"That's okay Padfoot, you go on ahead," Remus replied smiling. "It's probably you."
Merloyn, Lily and Jenna were having a similar conversation.
"I can't believe you did that to Luscius Malfoy!"
"Well, he's such a prat!"
"But he's hot!"
"Well, I like Remus so deal with it."
"How come you said to a Gryffindor 'WOLF'"
"Er..let's just say he has a little problem."
"Yeah, James told me about it."
"Tole you about what?!"
"Hey, look. What's Sirius doing?"
"Hello girls, Jenna, would that Gryffindor wolf be me by any chance."
"God, you sound like Malfoy, Sirius. Remember, you're a dog. And I mean literally. Now, when you think about it - if that's even possible for you, who here is a Gryffindor 5th year wolf? Literally, not practically."
"Holy shit! Moony's gonna be happy. Trust me Jenna, he loooovvvvveeeees you."
And with that Sirius walked away chanting under his breath:
"Moony and Jenna sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes love,
Second comes marriage,
Then comes ten thousand baby werewolves sitting in a carriage."
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Sorry, I just had to add romance into this. I'm hopeless at humour aren't I? Remus rules! Go Moony. Jumps on table and starts chanting Moony! Moony! Moony! Gets pushed of by Luscious Hey! Watch it buddy! I AM the author. If you do that one more time I'll give you cancer! Or turn you gay! Now how would you like THAT? Or maybe I'll do that anyway. Well, neways please REVIEW!
I'm still thinking up a disclaimer poem for this one.
Jenna walked out (to the guys' delight) in a short, strapless red dress.
JENNA:
I haven't slept at all in days,
It's been so long since we've really talked,
And I have been here for so long
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong
1 "Mate, she can sing!"
"Uh huh,"
"And doesn't she look great in that dress!"
"Uh huh,"
"She's a fluffy pink rabbit wearing a raincoat,"
"Uh huh,"
"Moony snap out of it!"
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
2 "Moony and Jenna sitting in a tree.."
3 "I wish,"
"Oohhh..Moony's having naughty thoughts!"
"I didn't mean it like that! Anyway, who are you to talk?"
"Hey, I'm Sirius Black. I'm expected to have such thoughts. I live for them."
There's only so much I can take,
And I just got to let it go,
And who knows I might feel better, yeah
If I don't try and I don't hope
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
No more waiting, no more, aching…….
No more fighting, no more, trying…..
"Moony and Jenna sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes lo…"
"Padfoot and Myrtle sitting on a sink, P-A-S-H-I-N-G…"
"Hey, no fair Moony!
"Then SHUT UP!"
Maybe there's nothing more to say,
And in a funny way I'm calm,
Because the power is not mine,
I'm just going to let it fly
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
What can I do to make you love me,
What can I do to make you care,
What can I do to make you feel this,
What can I do to get you there.
And love me…And love me…..
"Well, I 'm gonna go get a drink guys," Peter yelled over the thunderous applause. "Do you guys want anything?"
"No thanks,"
"Me neither."
"Moony?" Peter asked.
"Oh, god," James said. "He's zoned out on us again!"
"Well, he has every right to, look!" Sirius exclaimed pointing to an area along the walkway. There was Jenna, back in her normal robes and Luscius Malfoy. They weren't close enough to hear the heated conversation between the two, but Peter was standing right behind them.
"So, who's the wolf you were talking about? By any chance me?" Malfoy said wrapping his arm around her.
SLAP! His head rolled to the side.
"If you forgot, I said Gryffindor, Malfoy," she sneered.
"Well, all the guys in Gryffindor are wimps, why don't you come for a little partying in my dorm huh?" he replied this time running his hand up her leg.
SMASH! Instantly Jenna's foot connected with the guy's bulging crotch and she smiled as he went down holding on to his prized possession.
"Black belt Karate - muggle sports are good for something aren't they? I'd marry a mule before I slept with you Malfoy, and Remus is twice the man you'll ever be."
With that she kicked him again and went over to sit with Lily and Merloyn as Peter ran over to the other Marauders.
"You…won't…believe…what….just…happened!" he panted. "She's…black- belt….karate! …Likes someone….."
"So who is it mate?" Sirius asked.
"Don't know," he said after catching his breath. "But he's in Gryffindor and his name ends in 'us'. Something 'us'."
"Okay then," James said. "I'm guessing he's in our year and there aren't that many guys in our year with a name sending in 'us'. We've got Sirius, Remus, and Seamus."
"I know I promised you mate," Sirius said to Remus while getting up. "But if she meant Sirius I won't be in control of my actions. She's the hottest chick in town!"
"That's okay Padfoot, you go on ahead," Remus replied smiling. "It's probably you."
Merloyn, Lily and Jenna were having a similar conversation.
"I can't believe you did that to Luscius Malfoy!"
"Well, he's such a prat!"
"But he's hot!"
"Well, I like Remus so deal with it."
"How come you said to a Gryffindor 'WOLF'"
"Er..let's just say he has a little problem."
"Yeah, James told me about it."
"Tole you about what?!"
"Hey, look. What's Sirius doing?"
"Hello girls, Jenna, would that Gryffindor wolf be me by any chance."
"God, you sound like Malfoy, Sirius. Remember, you're a dog. And I mean literally. Now, when you think about it - if that's even possible for you, who here is a Gryffindor 5th year wolf? Literally, not practically."
"Holy shit! Moony's gonna be happy. Trust me Jenna, he loooovvvvveeeees you."
And with that Sirius walked away chanting under his breath:
"Moony and Jenna sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes love,
Second comes marriage,
Then comes ten thousand baby werewolves sitting in a carriage."
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Sorry, I just had to add romance into this. I'm hopeless at humour aren't I? Remus rules! Go Moony. Jumps on table and starts chanting Moony! Moony! Moony! Gets pushed of by Luscious Hey! Watch it buddy! I AM the author. If you do that one more time I'll give you cancer! Or turn you gay! Now how would you like THAT? Or maybe I'll do that anyway. Well, neways please REVIEW!
I'm still thinking up a disclaimer poem for this one.