"Remus mate! You know how she said Gryffindor wolf? Well, she meant
literally!" Sirius said to his friend.
"You're kidding! It's you're lucky day, Moony. Go on and tell her. C'mon." James nudged his friend in the ribs.
"Yeah what he said!" Peter added.
"Err.. nah guys. I think I'll just dream from afar," Remus replied and got up to get himself some punch.
"Okay, Moony. You asked for it mate," Sirius said and with that grabbed the guy by the arm and dragged him towards the three girls.
"Oohh Jenna….Here's your Romeo," James cooed as they neared the girls.
"Err…Hi, Remus," Jenna said shyly. "You too Sirius, Peter and ermm…looks like James is a bit busy," she glanced over at Lily, wrapped up in the pre- mentioned boy's arms, both whispering sweet nothings to each other in between kissing.
"So, what brings you here?" Merloyn said eyeing Sirius suspiciously.
"Let me see, Moony here wants to tell you something Jenna, don't you mate?" Sirius replied.
"Err.. no, I'll be fine Padfoot, really, I can dream from afar just.. Oh, Hi Jenna!" Remus said. "Look, we better sit down Narcissa's about to start. Err.. Should we be scared Padfoot?"
"I only keep tabs on the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs. I don't try Ravenclaws sorry but considering it's Narcissa I give you one bit of advice and one bit only. RUN!! BLOCK YOUR EARS!! HIDE!! WE COULD ALL END UP DEAF BEFORE THE END OF THIS!" he yelled and then dashed off grabbing Merloyn's hand.
"Our next contestant is Narcissa Richardson singing Don't Want You Back. This is dedicated to her boyfriend Luscius Malfoy," Dumbledore announced.
Narcissa walked out wearing a short leather skirt and a black boob-tube. (Okay now fellas ::wolf whistle::)
NARCISSA:
Don't want you back
You hit me faster than a speeding curse
You saw my picture,
On Teen's Witch Weekly, alright
And you were more than just a handsome face,
But how you fooled me, I'm still amazed, baby
But I should have known that I would be,
Another victim of your sexuality
"Look who's talking,"
"I personally don't mind the attire,"
"Sirius!"
"What? It's not like we're going out. We're only sitting together so Moony can be with Jenna,"
"Still you have such perverted thoughts,"
"You think they're perverted. Wait till you see my dreams,"
But now we're done and over with,
I don't want you back
Don't want you back
Cause you're no good to me, I know
I saw you with her
Don't want you back
Tried to say it politely but you're an egotistic maniac
I don't want you back
"I wonder whether he's getting the extremely obvious message,"
"I just hope it's not the final one for the week though, Remus. They just have to break up and get together two more times and the 20 galleons are mine!"
"You have a pool on them?"
"'Well,"
"No, just wondering with James or Davies?"
You started going out with so-called friends
But I was blind and so I lost all common sense
But there were things that made me realize
Like all the hundred, no thousand lies
"And probably the fact that he was pashing Urma Patil in the broom closet"
Don't want you back
Cause you're stupid and gay, I know
I saw you with her
Don't want you back
Tried to say it politely but you gotta go
I don't want you back
"You wanna go to a more comfortable spot Lily?"
"That'd be great,"
"Any ideas then?"
"How 'bout the broom closet on second floor?"
"Actually, to come to think of it, I hear the prefect's bathroom's got a new couch,"
"Then it'd be our duties as honest, Gryffindor prefects to break it in wouldn't it?"
"Of course Lily, it's not like we'd ever take advantage of the fact that it's humungous and bouncy and in a totally deserted and sound-proof room. Perish the thought!"
Slime ball, don't bother telling me your reasons why,
Just let me sing this story 'bout you and I
Don't want you back
That's all I know
Don't want you back
All I wanna say
Don't want you back
So just get lost and leave me alone
"I see she took the liberty to change the words,"
"I think they describe him quite well too don't you?
"Of course Remus, couldn't agree with you more."
Don't want you back!
Wolf whistles and claps rocked the hall as Narcissa grabbed the boy closest to him and pulled him into a kiss (tongue and all). Unfortunately for everyone else and fortunately for him, the boy was none other than Sirius Black. Another burst of applause thundered as Luscius tried to talk to his girlfriend and ended up on the ground yet again clutching his prized possession.
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Aw… poor Luscious. No not really. Wait. I'm trying to feel some pity for Luscious Malfoy. Getting there. Getting there. Nope sorry, can't do it. Well, Hop you like the story so far. Please R-E-V-I-E-W! If you do you can have your choice between non-existent figurine of shirtless Sirius or Malabo Narcissa.
"You're kidding! It's you're lucky day, Moony. Go on and tell her. C'mon." James nudged his friend in the ribs.
"Yeah what he said!" Peter added.
"Err.. nah guys. I think I'll just dream from afar," Remus replied and got up to get himself some punch.
"Okay, Moony. You asked for it mate," Sirius said and with that grabbed the guy by the arm and dragged him towards the three girls.
"Oohh Jenna….Here's your Romeo," James cooed as they neared the girls.
"Err…Hi, Remus," Jenna said shyly. "You too Sirius, Peter and ermm…looks like James is a bit busy," she glanced over at Lily, wrapped up in the pre- mentioned boy's arms, both whispering sweet nothings to each other in between kissing.
"So, what brings you here?" Merloyn said eyeing Sirius suspiciously.
"Let me see, Moony here wants to tell you something Jenna, don't you mate?" Sirius replied.
"Err.. no, I'll be fine Padfoot, really, I can dream from afar just.. Oh, Hi Jenna!" Remus said. "Look, we better sit down Narcissa's about to start. Err.. Should we be scared Padfoot?"
"I only keep tabs on the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs. I don't try Ravenclaws sorry but considering it's Narcissa I give you one bit of advice and one bit only. RUN!! BLOCK YOUR EARS!! HIDE!! WE COULD ALL END UP DEAF BEFORE THE END OF THIS!" he yelled and then dashed off grabbing Merloyn's hand.
"Our next contestant is Narcissa Richardson singing Don't Want You Back. This is dedicated to her boyfriend Luscius Malfoy," Dumbledore announced.
Narcissa walked out wearing a short leather skirt and a black boob-tube. (Okay now fellas ::wolf whistle::)
NARCISSA:
Don't want you back
You hit me faster than a speeding curse
You saw my picture,
On Teen's Witch Weekly, alright
And you were more than just a handsome face,
But how you fooled me, I'm still amazed, baby
But I should have known that I would be,
Another victim of your sexuality
"Look who's talking,"
"I personally don't mind the attire,"
"Sirius!"
"What? It's not like we're going out. We're only sitting together so Moony can be with Jenna,"
"Still you have such perverted thoughts,"
"You think they're perverted. Wait till you see my dreams,"
But now we're done and over with,
I don't want you back
Don't want you back
Cause you're no good to me, I know
I saw you with her
Don't want you back
Tried to say it politely but you're an egotistic maniac
I don't want you back
"I wonder whether he's getting the extremely obvious message,"
"I just hope it's not the final one for the week though, Remus. They just have to break up and get together two more times and the 20 galleons are mine!"
"You have a pool on them?"
"'Well,"
"No, just wondering with James or Davies?"
You started going out with so-called friends
But I was blind and so I lost all common sense
But there were things that made me realize
Like all the hundred, no thousand lies
"And probably the fact that he was pashing Urma Patil in the broom closet"
Don't want you back
Cause you're stupid and gay, I know
I saw you with her
Don't want you back
Tried to say it politely but you gotta go
I don't want you back
"You wanna go to a more comfortable spot Lily?"
"That'd be great,"
"Any ideas then?"
"How 'bout the broom closet on second floor?"
"Actually, to come to think of it, I hear the prefect's bathroom's got a new couch,"
"Then it'd be our duties as honest, Gryffindor prefects to break it in wouldn't it?"
"Of course Lily, it's not like we'd ever take advantage of the fact that it's humungous and bouncy and in a totally deserted and sound-proof room. Perish the thought!"
Slime ball, don't bother telling me your reasons why,
Just let me sing this story 'bout you and I
Don't want you back
That's all I know
Don't want you back
All I wanna say
Don't want you back
So just get lost and leave me alone
"I see she took the liberty to change the words,"
"I think they describe him quite well too don't you?
"Of course Remus, couldn't agree with you more."
Don't want you back!
Wolf whistles and claps rocked the hall as Narcissa grabbed the boy closest to him and pulled him into a kiss (tongue and all). Unfortunately for everyone else and fortunately for him, the boy was none other than Sirius Black. Another burst of applause thundered as Luscius tried to talk to his girlfriend and ended up on the ground yet again clutching his prized possession.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Aw… poor Luscious. No not really. Wait. I'm trying to feel some pity for Luscious Malfoy. Getting there. Getting there. Nope sorry, can't do it. Well, Hop you like the story so far. Please R-E-V-I-E-W! If you do you can have your choice between non-existent figurine of shirtless Sirius or Malabo Narcissa.