"Next we would have had Luscius Malfoy, Severus Snape, David Flint, Laurence Crabbe and Lewis Goyle but considering the err… inconvenience, the leader of their group is going through at the moment we will know have the Hufflepuffs - they don't seem to want to be named singing Happy Family"

"Oh, god please noooooo!" Peter shrieked and ran out of the room. When he was a small child he visited his muggle cousin and was forced to watch continuous re-runs of (you got it) Barney!

A group of Hufflepuffs walked on stage. No one could tell who they were for they were all wearing dinosaur suits. One was wearing a purple one, another a pink and the third of the trio an orange.

ALL:

I Love you,

You love me,

We're a happy family

"Nooo…save me! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!! Save me!"

"Shut up Sirius the song's almost over"

"SAVE ME!!"

"Sirius! Where do you think you're going?"

"Anywhere far enough away from the gay, singing dinosaurs!'

THE PINK ONE:

With a sister here

An a mother there

"God, Jenna. I don't think I can take this,"

"Well, then think of something else,"

"Like?"

"This"

(No, you sick minded people. They are like two of the shyest kids in Hogwarts. She just gave him a peck on the cheek. )

THE ORANGE ONE:

I love you

You love me…

We're a happy family

"Oh Lily!

"Oh, James. This is amazing"

THE PURPLE ONE:

With a father here

And a brother th…..

The dinosaurs had to leave the stage for a few people from the front had started jinxing chairs to chase them off. *cough*Jacques,Finnigan,Thomas*cough*

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Okay peoples. I'm leaving you to guess who's speaking. That should be pretty obvious and it'll always stay with the same couple each break. I'll try to get some action in sometime. Oh, and Shakira will be coming in around chappy 6 or 7. Sorry to do this to the Hufflepuffs but I had to. Really! The cookie monster made me do it! And Barney was blackmailing him! It's all Barney's fault HWAHAHA!

Runs out in pompoms and tight cheer leader outfit.

"5, 6, 7, 8

What do I appreciate?

R-E-V-I-E-W-S!!!"