"Okay everyone. Luscius Malfoy has finally recovered from his little err…
incident and now will be performing a song with his friends
*cough*cronies*cough* The song is called Slytherins Rule and the dedication
is and I quote: I can get whoever I want cause I rule. Slytherins rule. So
get over yourself."
Out walked Luscius, David, Severus, Laurence and Lewis. All dressed in supposedly cool looking clothes. All were multicoloured with flowers and piece symbols.
(Okay everyone. On the count of three point your fingers and laugh. One..two..three..HAHAHAHA!*cough*hippies*cough* HAHAHA!)
LUSCIUS:
Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Slytherins rule that's right
'IN YOUR DREAMS!"
"I SECOND THAT"
"SLYTHERINS SUCK!"
"PLEASE STOP YELLING AND LET THEM CONTINUE WITH THEIR SONG *cough*theydosuck*cough*"
"Yes, sorry Professor Dumbledore"
SEVERUS:
Oh Merlin, we're back again
Purebloods, Death Eaters every body sing
"Death Eater wannabes!"
"You'll never be half the Death Eater I am!"
"What?!"
"Err. . wasn't meant to say that. I'm not a Death Eater Sarah, really"
DAVID:
Gonna bring the curses
Show you how
Gotta question for you
Better answer now
LUSCIUS:
Am I original?
"As original as plagiarism!"
DAVID:
Yeah
Am I the only one?
"Then why the heck do you have four cronies behind you?"
LAURENCE:
Luscious, I don't think this is meant to happen and when do Lewis and I sing?
LUSCIOUS:
You don't. Just here to protect us err.. I mean for emotional support. Now here's one they can't say no to.
Am Sexual?
Everyone in Great Hall except from Slytherin girls:
"HELL NO!!"
LUSCIOUS:
This wasn't meant to happen. You really hurt my feelings now. I QUIT!
All five stormed of the stage sulking and turning their clothes back to normal. (Aw.. I was enjoying making them suffer. No fair! Oh, I forgot. I AM the author. GET BACK ON THE STAGE! No? NO? How dare you say no to me. Bring out the Fluffinator!)
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Now for my never ending blabbering. I hoped you liked it! I need songs peoples. SONGS! Especially for the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws. I stuffed it up majorly, This is meant to come before the Shakira song so that's why the last bit might not make total sense. Well, what do you think of it so far? Good, bad, ugly? Hey, I can use that song! The good, the bad, and the ugly! Nanananananananalalallalala!
Hey the never ending blabbering ended!
Out walked Luscius, David, Severus, Laurence and Lewis. All dressed in supposedly cool looking clothes. All were multicoloured with flowers and piece symbols.
(Okay everyone. On the count of three point your fingers and laugh. One..two..three..HAHAHAHA!*cough*hippies*cough* HAHAHA!)
LUSCIUS:
Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Slytherins rule that's right
'IN YOUR DREAMS!"
"I SECOND THAT"
"SLYTHERINS SUCK!"
"PLEASE STOP YELLING AND LET THEM CONTINUE WITH THEIR SONG *cough*theydosuck*cough*"
"Yes, sorry Professor Dumbledore"
SEVERUS:
Oh Merlin, we're back again
Purebloods, Death Eaters every body sing
"Death Eater wannabes!"
"You'll never be half the Death Eater I am!"
"What?!"
"Err. . wasn't meant to say that. I'm not a Death Eater Sarah, really"
DAVID:
Gonna bring the curses
Show you how
Gotta question for you
Better answer now
LUSCIUS:
Am I original?
"As original as plagiarism!"
DAVID:
Yeah
Am I the only one?
"Then why the heck do you have four cronies behind you?"
LAURENCE:
Luscious, I don't think this is meant to happen and when do Lewis and I sing?
LUSCIOUS:
You don't. Just here to protect us err.. I mean for emotional support. Now here's one they can't say no to.
Am Sexual?
Everyone in Great Hall except from Slytherin girls:
"HELL NO!!"
LUSCIOUS:
This wasn't meant to happen. You really hurt my feelings now. I QUIT!
All five stormed of the stage sulking and turning their clothes back to normal. (Aw.. I was enjoying making them suffer. No fair! Oh, I forgot. I AM the author. GET BACK ON THE STAGE! No? NO? How dare you say no to me. Bring out the Fluffinator!)
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Now for my never ending blabbering. I hoped you liked it! I need songs peoples. SONGS! Especially for the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws. I stuffed it up majorly, This is meant to come before the Shakira song so that's why the last bit might not make total sense. Well, what do you think of it so far? Good, bad, ugly? Hey, I can use that song! The good, the bad, and the ugly! Nanananananananalalallalala!
Hey the never ending blabbering ended!