"Now, we will have Miss Sharon Rogers from Hufflepuff singing Whenever,
Wherever. The dedication reads: This is to try to make up for what the
idiots made you sit through. Thanks to those who chased them off - you know
who you are."
Sharon Rogers turned out to be exactly the opposite of what you would imagine a Hufflepuff would look like. She had curly, long, golden blonde hair, an extremely flattering and tall figure (Sirius! Get a mop and clean that drool of the floor!) and blue eyes. Her appearance alone - to the boys anyways - was enough to make up for the horrible gay, dancing dinosaurs if she'd just stand out there for a few minutes. Clothes? She wore a top that looked quite similar to a brown bra with a ripped, see-through, bottom up, flowery blouse and brown leather flares. She had no shoes and her nails were painted red.
Cheers erupted from the boy's population as she started.
SHARON:
Lucky you were born that far away so,
We could both make fun of distance,
Lucky that I love a foreign land for,
The lucky fact of your existence,
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To count the freckles on your body
"All over my body?"
"Sirius! How man times have I to tell you? Stop voicing your perverted thoughts!"
"69"
"SIRIUS!"
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
"Actually Remus, I was doing the muggle 'How I love thee, let me count the ways' thing. There's ten million and two"
"Aw, that's so sweet of you Jenna,"
"But I as doing it for another guy"
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see
I'm at your feet
"No, you're on stage - stupid these people"
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
"I do NOT mind that deal at all. But it'll be even better if she threw in some snogging sessions as well, don't you think Merloyn?"
"Sirius, I'm not a lesbian"
"Well, how was I suppose to know?"
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
"Maybe that has a double meaning. How do you think she'll like it if I went up and started licking her ear? Maybe I should test it on you."
"…………………"
But that's the deal my dear
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
"Then the fountain's pretty dry"
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
"Did she just say what I think she said?"
"Yep. Now, I guess they do sorta look like mountains. I thought they look more like melons though"
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
1 "I have a funny feeling she uses them for more than that"
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"I don't know either. I mean, you'd at least think you'd have to do something good to have the company of a sex god like muoa"
And these two eye for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
"Why don't you come running to Sirius instead?"
"Sirius, how many times do I have to tell you? KEEP YOUR PERVERTED THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF!"
"69"
"SIRIUS!!"
"Okay, okay just please put that chair down you're scaring me. NO, no, no not on my head. On the floor"
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
At your feet
I'm at your feet
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Think out loud
Say it again
2 "See. SHE likes me to think out loud. Don't you Sara?"
"It's Sharon, and they're just lyrics."
Le do le le le le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
Sirius, along with the rest of the senior male Hogwarts population were on their feet hooting and carrying on. Sirius all of a sudden jumped on his chair and started chanting "ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE, ENC….."
Merloyn's hand slapped over his mouth.
"Oh, I just love it when you put your hand on my mouth" Sirius mumbled.
"Pervert,"
Just then - to Sirius's relief - James coming over, hair ruffled.
"Padfoot mate, we'd better show the Slytherins how to do a party song properly don't we. I've got Moony, and Jenna and Lily have agreed to do a little performance on their behalf. LET'S GO!" and with that he dragged a protesting Sirius away from a Merloyn with a now extremely pleased smile plastered on her face.
Sharon Rogers turned out to be exactly the opposite of what you would imagine a Hufflepuff would look like. She had curly, long, golden blonde hair, an extremely flattering and tall figure (Sirius! Get a mop and clean that drool of the floor!) and blue eyes. Her appearance alone - to the boys anyways - was enough to make up for the horrible gay, dancing dinosaurs if she'd just stand out there for a few minutes. Clothes? She wore a top that looked quite similar to a brown bra with a ripped, see-through, bottom up, flowery blouse and brown leather flares. She had no shoes and her nails were painted red.
Cheers erupted from the boy's population as she started.
SHARON:
Lucky you were born that far away so,
We could both make fun of distance,
Lucky that I love a foreign land for,
The lucky fact of your existence,
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To count the freckles on your body
"All over my body?"
"Sirius! How man times have I to tell you? Stop voicing your perverted thoughts!"
"69"
"SIRIUS!"
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
"Actually Remus, I was doing the muggle 'How I love thee, let me count the ways' thing. There's ten million and two"
"Aw, that's so sweet of you Jenna,"
"But I as doing it for another guy"
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see
I'm at your feet
"No, you're on stage - stupid these people"
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
"I do NOT mind that deal at all. But it'll be even better if she threw in some snogging sessions as well, don't you think Merloyn?"
"Sirius, I'm not a lesbian"
"Well, how was I suppose to know?"
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
"Maybe that has a double meaning. How do you think she'll like it if I went up and started licking her ear? Maybe I should test it on you."
"…………………"
But that's the deal my dear
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
"Then the fountain's pretty dry"
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
"Did she just say what I think she said?"
"Yep. Now, I guess they do sorta look like mountains. I thought they look more like melons though"
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
1 "I have a funny feeling she uses them for more than that"
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"I don't know either. I mean, you'd at least think you'd have to do something good to have the company of a sex god like muoa"
And these two eye for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
"Why don't you come running to Sirius instead?"
"Sirius, how many times do I have to tell you? KEEP YOUR PERVERTED THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF!"
"69"
"SIRIUS!!"
"Okay, okay just please put that chair down you're scaring me. NO, no, no not on my head. On the floor"
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
At your feet
I'm at your feet
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear
Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Think out loud
Say it again
2 "See. SHE likes me to think out loud. Don't you Sara?"
"It's Sharon, and they're just lyrics."
Le do le le le le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
Sirius, along with the rest of the senior male Hogwarts population were on their feet hooting and carrying on. Sirius all of a sudden jumped on his chair and started chanting "ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE, ENC….."
Merloyn's hand slapped over his mouth.
"Oh, I just love it when you put your hand on my mouth" Sirius mumbled.
"Pervert,"
Just then - to Sirius's relief - James coming over, hair ruffled.
"Padfoot mate, we'd better show the Slytherins how to do a party song properly don't we. I've got Moony, and Jenna and Lily have agreed to do a little performance on their behalf. LET'S GO!" and with that he dragged a protesting Sirius away from a Merloyn with a now extremely pleased smile plastered on her face.