"Okay folks, I'm your new MC for the show, Brett Jordan, and know let's
hear it for the Marauders and co. singing 'If Ya Getting Down'. Who
wouldn't want to get down with them? Especially with the honorary Marauders
Lily Evans and Jenna McNamara. Now you behave okay? The dedication reads:
Slug-brains you can't sing if your life depended on it. THIS is how you
sing a party song and leave it to the professionals," came the voice of the
Gryffindor, which was followed by a curious look from Professor Dumbledore.
"Okay, I changed it a tiny weeny li'l bit but the point still came through
didn't it?" came the boy's explanation.
There was a crash and then music started. Remus, Sirius and James walked on (Peter had a severe case of stage fright) all wearing black and blue tank tops (the manly ones) and matching cargos.
ALL:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Come and get it on baby
I want it now baby
Cheers erupted from the hall and continued as the two girls walked in wearing tight, cheerleader outfits (minus the pompoms).
LILY AND JENNA:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Move it all around baby
I want it now baby
"Pompous idiots."
"Luscius, I don't see any pompoms. Where are the pompoms?"
"Shut up Goyle. They think they're better than us we must plot revenge. Thous pompous id …"
"WHERE ARE THE POMPOMS?!"
JAMES:
I wanna take a little time
SIRIUS:
To refresh your mind
REMUS:
Cos the Marauders are back in town
1 "Town, that gives me an idea! We van ambush them at Hogsmeade"
2 "I want pompoms!"
"Goyle, you can pretend you're a bush a follow them around. Make sure they don't notice you. Then jump up and steal their lollies okay?"
BOYS:
With a different kind da funk
GIRLS:
Who's got the funk?
BOYS:
We got the funk
Everyone in the hall (well, except teachers and Slytherins)
"RIGHT!"
REMUS:
Everybody wanna party down tonight
JENNA:
Now throw your hands up in the sky
Move 'em round from side to side
"I can't believe they actually got Lily and Jenna to go up there.'
"But you must admit, they're pretty good. Those outfits are hot!"
LILY:
I got what it takes
The beats that brace the funky bass
GIRLS:
We'll give your body crazy shakes
BOYS:
C'mon!
3 "And if they notice that the bush is you just run okay?"
4 "But Luscius, shouldn't we have a plan B?"
"Okay, but wait a bit. My brain's not THAT quick."
"What's a plan B?"
SIRIUS:
I heard somebody say
GIRLS:
What?
REMUS:
She's at the party so
GIRLS:
Huh
JAMES:
I'm gonna get me some
GIRLS:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
5 "Those girls are sooooo hot!"
"Chang, snap out of it! You're drooling all over the floor!"
BOYS:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Come and get it on baby
I want it now baby
6 "I got it!"
"No, Luscious the snail got away,"
"No, you pompous idiot. Plan B. We can all dress up like babies and when the take us in ….
"WHERE. ARE. THE POMPOMS?!!!"
GIRLS:
If ya getting' down baby
6.1 I want it now baby
Move it all around baby
I want it now baby
SIRIUS:
I heard somebody say
GIRLS:
What?
REMUS:
She's at the party so
GIRLS:
Huh
JAMES:
I'm gonna get me some
Every non-Slytherin girl in Hogwarts
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
GIRLS:
There ain't no problem that we can't fix
Cos we can do it in the mix
BOYS:
Now if your man gives you trouble
We'll be there on the double
Guaranteed we'll be hitting for six
GIRLS:
C'mon yeah!
BOYS:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Come and get it on baby
I want it now baby
GIRLS:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Move it all around baby
"God. If you let me spend just 1 night alone with anyone of those two; I promise I'll be good for the next 6 hours."
I want it now baby
The hall erupted with applause as the two girls did cartwheels down the stage stairs.
"That. Was great!" exclaimed Jenna before kissing Remus's bright red cheek. "Thank you SO much for dragging me into it!"
"It was mainly James's idea to have you two sing as well. Let's just be thankful that Sirius didn't get his hand on your costumes,"
"Why?"
"I was gonna make them all into sparkly, gold bikinis," said the voice of the one and only Sirius Black.
"Okay, Jenna. Can I ask you a question?" Remus said.
Jenna, who was expecting something romantic, grinned from ear to ear and said, "Yes."
"WHY THE HECK ARE MALFOY, CRABBE, GOYLE AND, OH. MY. GOD, SNAPE WEARING NAPPIES AND BONNETS?"
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Okay guys, thanks for all the reviews. I haven't posted for a while 'cause I was on a sailing trip and as most of you SHOULD know, there aren't any computers - let alone ones connected to the internet, on a catamaran. Sorry, I'm too lazy to give particular thankyous so thankyou all, reviewers. Especially the one that gave me the Shakira idea - sorry, forgot your name. Now, after contacting the DFA - Dolls for Reviewers Association there's three more imaginary dolls you can choose from once you've reviewed. A list of all of them is included:
Malabo Narcissa
Shirtless Sirius
Speedos Remus
Demented Malfoy and
Nutcracker Lily
P.S I'm so glad someone got the 69 joke!
GTG - Gotta give Nigini her tap-dancing lessons.
There was a crash and then music started. Remus, Sirius and James walked on (Peter had a severe case of stage fright) all wearing black and blue tank tops (the manly ones) and matching cargos.
ALL:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Come and get it on baby
I want it now baby
Cheers erupted from the hall and continued as the two girls walked in wearing tight, cheerleader outfits (minus the pompoms).
LILY AND JENNA:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Move it all around baby
I want it now baby
"Pompous idiots."
"Luscius, I don't see any pompoms. Where are the pompoms?"
"Shut up Goyle. They think they're better than us we must plot revenge. Thous pompous id …"
"WHERE ARE THE POMPOMS?!"
JAMES:
I wanna take a little time
SIRIUS:
To refresh your mind
REMUS:
Cos the Marauders are back in town
1 "Town, that gives me an idea! We van ambush them at Hogsmeade"
2 "I want pompoms!"
"Goyle, you can pretend you're a bush a follow them around. Make sure they don't notice you. Then jump up and steal their lollies okay?"
BOYS:
With a different kind da funk
GIRLS:
Who's got the funk?
BOYS:
We got the funk
Everyone in the hall (well, except teachers and Slytherins)
"RIGHT!"
REMUS:
Everybody wanna party down tonight
JENNA:
Now throw your hands up in the sky
Move 'em round from side to side
"I can't believe they actually got Lily and Jenna to go up there.'
"But you must admit, they're pretty good. Those outfits are hot!"
LILY:
I got what it takes
The beats that brace the funky bass
GIRLS:
We'll give your body crazy shakes
BOYS:
C'mon!
3 "And if they notice that the bush is you just run okay?"
4 "But Luscius, shouldn't we have a plan B?"
"Okay, but wait a bit. My brain's not THAT quick."
"What's a plan B?"
SIRIUS:
I heard somebody say
GIRLS:
What?
REMUS:
She's at the party so
GIRLS:
Huh
JAMES:
I'm gonna get me some
GIRLS:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
5 "Those girls are sooooo hot!"
"Chang, snap out of it! You're drooling all over the floor!"
BOYS:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Come and get it on baby
I want it now baby
6 "I got it!"
"No, Luscious the snail got away,"
"No, you pompous idiot. Plan B. We can all dress up like babies and when the take us in ….
"WHERE. ARE. THE POMPOMS?!!!"
GIRLS:
If ya getting' down baby
6.1 I want it now baby
Move it all around baby
I want it now baby
SIRIUS:
I heard somebody say
GIRLS:
What?
REMUS:
She's at the party so
GIRLS:
Huh
JAMES:
I'm gonna get me some
Every non-Slytherin girl in Hogwarts
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
GIRLS:
There ain't no problem that we can't fix
Cos we can do it in the mix
BOYS:
Now if your man gives you trouble
We'll be there on the double
Guaranteed we'll be hitting for six
GIRLS:
C'mon yeah!
BOYS:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Come and get it on baby
I want it now baby
GIRLS:
If ya getting' down baby
I want it now baby
Move it all around baby
"God. If you let me spend just 1 night alone with anyone of those two; I promise I'll be good for the next 6 hours."
I want it now baby
The hall erupted with applause as the two girls did cartwheels down the stage stairs.
"That. Was great!" exclaimed Jenna before kissing Remus's bright red cheek. "Thank you SO much for dragging me into it!"
"It was mainly James's idea to have you two sing as well. Let's just be thankful that Sirius didn't get his hand on your costumes,"
"Why?"
"I was gonna make them all into sparkly, gold bikinis," said the voice of the one and only Sirius Black.
"Okay, Jenna. Can I ask you a question?" Remus said.
Jenna, who was expecting something romantic, grinned from ear to ear and said, "Yes."
"WHY THE HECK ARE MALFOY, CRABBE, GOYLE AND, OH. MY. GOD, SNAPE WEARING NAPPIES AND BONNETS?"
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………….
Okay guys, thanks for all the reviews. I haven't posted for a while 'cause I was on a sailing trip and as most of you SHOULD know, there aren't any computers - let alone ones connected to the internet, on a catamaran. Sorry, I'm too lazy to give particular thankyous so thankyou all, reviewers. Especially the one that gave me the Shakira idea - sorry, forgot your name. Now, after contacting the DFA - Dolls for Reviewers Association there's three more imaginary dolls you can choose from once you've reviewed. A list of all of them is included:
Malabo Narcissa
Shirtless Sirius
Speedos Remus
Demented Malfoy and
Nutcracker Lily
P.S I'm so glad someone got the 69 joke!
GTG - Gotta give Nigini her tap-dancing lessons.