"Er…" came Jenna's answer.

"Really," Sirius said. "And they said women had all the answers."

"We do!" Lily objected. "All logical ones anyway, but how the heck are we meant to explain why Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle are dressed up like a bunch of retarded infants?"

"Not that they're not normally like that," agreed James.

Their conversation was soon cut short but Brett Jordan's voice. "Okay folks, our first entry by Ravenclaw is a good old rock song called "Flight Number 505". And here they are. Scott Richards and Perry White… Oh yeah, I forgot. The dedication. It reads: In case you didn't know, this song is originally sung by The Rolling Stones. Are you sure you got that right, Scott? Isn't it meant to be The Rocking Pebbles? Well, anyway, trust the Ravenclaws to supply us with info, ey? Next thing you know they'll be telling us the year it was first releas…"

A loud "HURRY UP, JORDAN!" could be heard from the teacher's table.

"Yes, yes.. Professor McGonagall. Straight away! Scott Richards and Perry White!"

Rock music began booming and the two blonde Ravenclaws walked out with their hair spiked wearing leather.

Scott:

Well, I was happy here at home

I got everything I need

Happy bein' on my own

Just living the life I lead

"Since when did Ravenclaws like rock?"

"Don't know but they're pretty good don't you think, Lily?"

"Yeah! They rock!"

"……"

Both:

Well, it suddenly dawned on me

That this was not my life

So I just phoned the airline girl

And said "Get me on flight number 505,

Get me on flight number 505"

"What's a flight?"

"Really, Sirius, you know NOTHING!"

"Okay, okay. Just calm down there. That's a good girl."

"I'm not a bloody dog!"

"That's very good, Merloyn. Now, sit down. Roll over. Play dead."

"SIRIUS ALEXANDER BLACK!"

Perry:

Well, I confirmed my reservation

Then I hopped in a cab

No idea of my destination

And feeling pretty bad

"Er…Remus?"

"Yes, Jenna?"

"I think we better go. Merloyn's about to explode."

"I guess she IS starting to resemble a tomato,"

Scott:

With my suitcase in my hand

In my head, my new life

So then I told the airline girl

"Well, get me on flight number 505,"

Alright

"Alright! Yeah! They are sooo good. Ravenclaws rule! The Rolling stones rule!"

"Lily, are you feeling okay?"

Perry:

Well, I sat right there in my seat

Well, feeling like a king

With the whole world at my feet

"Of course I'll have a drink"

"So, you get free drinks on these pair-o-trains?"

"Aeroplanes. And how did you know what they were?"

"Whatever. I was listening to you ramble. He's so cute, but he's so stupid. Really. An aeroplane. I'm a pureblood and I know that!"

"Shut up."

"Bite me."

"Where?"

Both: Well, suddenly I say That we would never arrive

He put the plane down in the sea

Then end of flight number 505

The end of flight number 505

The end of flight number 505

Alright

"Well, THAT was an unexpected finish,"  James said.

"Are Ravenclaws always that depressing?" Merloyn asked.

"Don't know," came James's reply.

"Hey, guys? Where's Moony and Jenna?" Sirius asked.

"I think the two lovebirds will survive. How 'bout we worry about more protruding problems?"  James suggested.

"Like?"

"Lily having gone mad and now marching up the stage stairs in leather!" James exclaimed.

"Well, there's only one thing we can do for her now," Merloyn sighed.

"Perform a stunning spell and shove her in a sack?" Sirius suggested enthusiastically.

"No, you idiot. Sit down and watch," Merloyn snapped.

The three friends sat down on the nearest seats. James with his head buried in his hands, Sirius starring intently at Lily's tight shirt and Merloyn having and internal argument about the best way to kill the annoying git, a.k.a Sirius Alexander Black,  sitting next to her.

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Well, there we go. The contest hasn't been discontinued, I was just so wrapped up in TPIF that I forgot this fic existed! Sorry. And for those Luscius fans. ARE YOU MAD?!!! Nah. Don't worry, I won't make him gay. Though I won't promise no cross dressing,,,   I still need songs peoples! SONGS! There can't be a singing contest without any songs to sing.

Well, lets wait and see what Lily does.

But for now, r/r

PLZ!!!!