"We're doomed!" Sirius exclaimed.

"No, actually, Lily's doomed," Merloyn corrected him.

"That's not my point. When Lily wakes up from her daze she's gonna go berserk and kill us all!" Sirius yelled the last part our so loud that over a quarter of the hall turned around to stare at them.

"What are you looking at?" he snarled.

The heads snapped back immediately. Sirius Black's temper was not to be messed with, though compared to Lily Evans's he was a fluffy pink bunny.

"And for our next act we have the beautiful Lily Evans singing Can't Fight the Moonlight. Man, you do see tight shirts like that anym-"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, JORDAN!" James interrupted.

"Err.. sorry, of course, James. Without any further ado, Lily Potte .. I mean, Evans singing Can't Fight the Moonlight!"

A cloud of smoke twirled around the stage as the music began to blare. Lily walked out from the middle of it all wearing tight leather pants and a sleeveless black top which was, as Brett Jordan had said, VERY tight.(Okay guys! And a one, and a two and a WHOO HOO!")

Wolf whistles and other such cacophony could be heard coming from the male population of the hall. Sirius decided to take matters into his own hands after seeing James's head return to it's original position in his hands and screamed on top of his lungs, "THEY'RE STILL GOING OUT YOU IDIOTS!"

The people who knew Lily's boyfriend shut up straight away (James had a reputation of being EXTREMELY protective of his girlfriend) while the others just screamed back "WHO CARES! I COULD TAKE HIM ON ANYDAY!" Or things to that effect. Sirius screamed back that it was no other than James Potter and before the ignorant few could yell anything back those who knew of James's reputation had either pushed them into the ground or done other things to that effect to shut them up.

Lily:

Under a lover's sky

Gonna be with you

And no one's gonna be around

If you think that you won't fall

Well just wait until, 'till the sun goes down

"You know that was one of the nicest things I've ever seen you do, Sirius"

"Oh, it's nothing really. Just sticking up for my friend,"

"I guess, but it was still really nice of you"

"When it comes to Lily, James gets real protective. I don't blame him or anything, I'd be like that too if I had someone as great as her"

"How 'bout someone as great as me?"

"Definitely! I mean, umm.. Did I hear the question right?"

Underneath the starlight, starlight

There's a magical feeling so right

It will steal your hear tonight

"Okay James, just calm down. Lily's doing perfectly find up there. See? Nothing to worry about.."

"James?"

"Er.. yes, Sarah?"

"See, I just found out that my boyfriend's a Death Eater and I'm feeling awfully lonely.."

"I'm already going out with Lily for Merlin's sakes!"

"Fine. Be that way! I don't need you anyway!"

You can try to resist

Try to hide from my kiss

But you know, but you know

That you, can't fight the moonlight

"Yeah, in more ways than one."

"Stop being so melodramatic, Remus."

"You weren't meant to hear that."

"Don't worry, I know."

"What! Who told you? Since when? Better yet, why aren't you running around screaming?"

"'Cause you're the sweetest, most loving guy I've ever met. No matter what you are."

"Really?"

"No, not really. I can't back that up… I was only joking, Remus!"

Deep in the dark

You'll surrender your heart

But you know, but you know

That you, can't fight the moonlight

No you can't fight it

It's gonna get to your heart

"……It's gonna get to  your heart"

"Merloyn. Gosh! You can sing!"

"So?"

"Why aren't you in the contest?"

"I've got nothing to sing"

"Well, we could sing something. Maybe a little love song, ey honey?"

"Sirius, you are sooo lucky all the chairs around here are full."

There's no escaping love

Once the gentle breeze

Weaves its spell upon your heart

No matter what you think

It won't be too long

'Till you're in my arms

"It'll all work out, James. See? Lily's doing perfectly fine. Just go for a little walk and it'll all be alright…"

"Hello, Potter?"

"Lily?!"

"No, I'm Goyle, you idiot."

"But you look lik-"

"GOYLE, YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO PRETEND YOU WERE LILY!"

"This day just gets weirder by the second."

Underneath the starlight, starlight

We'll be lost in the rhythm so right

It will steal your heart tonight

"How did you find out?"

"Does it really matter? At least this way it saves you the trouble"

"Yeah, I guess. But still."

"Okay, you asked for it"

"For what?"

"Everyone! Remus is a wo - umph!"

You can try to resist

Try to hide from my kiss

But you know, but you know

That you, can't fight the moonlight

"Okay, okay! I'll sing. Just stop looking at me like that."

"Good."

"But if we're stuck singing a sappy love song it doesn't mean anything. Kapeesh?"

"'Cause it doesn't"

"That. Is. It! I'm really sorry, Gwen, but I'm gonna have to borrow that chair for a sec."

"No! Don't! Sirius promises to be a good li'l doggy as long as you don't hit him with THE FREAKIN' CHAIR!"

Deep in the dark

You'll surrender your heart

But you know, but you know

That you, can't fight the moonlight

No you can't fight it

No matter what you do

The night is gonna get to you

"Okay, Lily! I really need you now. Why the heck is that Sarah girl starring at me anyway?"

"I'm gonna get you Jamesey."

"Ahhhhh!"

Don't try 'cause you're never gonna win

 A thunderous applause erupted from the hall as the final note of the song was sung. As Merloyn and Sirius stood up to prepare for their song they could see Jenna and Remus snogging on the ground in front of their former seats and James running into the hall like a raving lunatic.

"Erm… how 'bout you go break up the lovebirds and I try to figure out what's wrong with James?"

"Good enough. And we'll meet back here?"

"Deal."

And with that the two went their separate ways, Merloyn going towards her engrossed friends and Sirius towards his slightly mental one.

~*~

"Umm….. guys. You might wanna break it up now," Merloyn said, looking uncomfortably at the two lovebirds.

"Huh? Oh, sorry. Jenna was about to tell everyone that I was a werewolf," Remus replied sheepishly.

"You're a what!?" she screamed.

"Didn't say it was true. And anyway, Remus, I was about to say 'Remus is a wonderful person' not 'Remus is a werewolf!'" Jenna covered up quickly, then grabbed Remus by the hand and sat  back on their seat."

"Erm…okay. I'll just leave you alone. Gotta get to Sirius anyway!"

"Looks like Padfoot's found himself a special someone," Moony sang to the running figure of his girlfriend's bestfriend.

~*~

"James, mate. What's wrong?" Sirius asked worriedly.

"Lily! I HAVE to talk to Lily!" he said, frantically searching the halls for any sign of his girlfriend.

"James, I'm here. What's wrong?" came her voice not long after.

James gave her a suspicious look for a minute.

"Phew! It's you!"

"Of course it's me you dolt!" and with that she gave him a smack over the head.

"What got into you anyway Lils?"

"Don't know. I just drank the cordial Sarah Letherman gave me a presto! I was -"

"SARAH LETHERMAN!" James yelled before pulling the other two into a corner. "She's been starring at me the whole time. She even came up and well, um. You know!"

"WHAT! The lying, scheming, back stabbing bi-"

"Watch your tongue, missy! I'M meant to be the one with the bad mout

"But still, the lying, scheming, back stabbing, slut!"

"Wait! That's just given me a great idea!"