James sat quietly, sipping Raman.
"He's finally shut up," jesse told herself. "It's a miracle."
She peeked behind the edge of her tent. Sure enough, he seemed to finally be somewhat satisfied.
What a relief, Jesse decided, crawling into her tent. Maybe she could get some shut eye.
...wrong.
"JESSE!" Screeched James. "Quack quack quack quack Giovanni!"
"whaT?" jesse opened her right eye. "What now?"
"Jesse's feathery hand held the phone in front of her.
"get out of my tent," she growled, slapping james.
"Ooh my feather!" James exclaimed.
"Hello?... Oh, hello Boss... No, we haven't caught it... yet... No sir... Yessir, right away." Jesse turned to James. "He wants to talk to you."
"Ooh!" James grabbed the phone. "It's a phone!"
Jesse's eyes bugged out. "No! You can't talk to Boss! No!! We'll lose our job-!"
"Hello? This is the Boss... Oh I know you! You own a pink tutu... Of course I'm not crazy... quack! That's right, QUACK YOU!... I don't care if I'm fired! Fweee!"
"YOURE FIRED!" Jessed screeched. "Gaaah!!!"
*(James stomps on the phone.)*
"QuackQuack!"
"James, you ARE insane!"
"Duck powers!" he exclaimed. "Let's start a circus!"
"Why would we want to do that?"
"Because we can dance in tutus!"
"Why would we want to do THAT?" Asked Jesse.
"Well, you might not be able to, because you're a goldfish." James cocked his head. "Yes, a very fat goldfish."
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!?!" Jesse screamed, grabbing a mallet and bonking james in the head.
"We can dig holes!" James smiled. "I'm invincible! Duck Duck Duck!!!"
"...What?" Jesse asked, and put her hands over her face. ("I've got to get away from this place...")
*****
Ash was happily eating a hamburger (and pikachu, its' own bottle of Heinz 57 Ketchup; and misty, a piece of cucumber, and brock was eating some pikachu food), when all of the sudden jesse stumbles across the camp.
"Awww," Ash complained. "This would've been a good episode if you didn't have to ruin everything again."
"..." Jesse grappled for words. "Heeelp!!!" She croaked.
"Pi-Pikachu?" Asked Pikachu. "Do you want some ketchup? I think there's some coffee in Brock's tent."
"Pikachu! You can talk!" Exclaimed Ash.
"Wow. That took you a while." Brock grumbled. "I can't believe I'm stuck hanging around with such an idiot."
Pikachu nodded. "Don't look at me... It wasn't my idea, really!"
Misty sighed. "This diet is really getting to me. Ever since Ash stole all our food and has hidden it from us, it's been such a pain."
"I thought you were on a diet," Pikachu said.
"Eating THIS MUCH?" exclaimed Misty.
"Okay!" Jesse rolled her eyes. "I'm sorry that you're anorexic. But if you don't mind, I'm still in need of HELP!"
"How come?" asked Brock. "You look fine to me, just a bit bruised, gasping for air,and stuff."
"I'm trying to stay away from James," Explained Jesse. "He's gone crazy."
"James has always been crazy," Pikachu noted.
"This is a good hamburger," Ash said.
"Anyway!" Jesse sighed. "He's always been kind of gay, right? Always wearing dresses around, and all. Well I never knew it was so serious until just today. He's wearing a tutu and has decided he's a duck."
"HAHAHA!" Ash laughed. "A duck! What a retard!"
"And he has duck powers!" Jesse continued. "He thinks I'm a goldfish!"
Misty exclaimed, "You mean a fat goldfish!"
"WHAT?! I am NOT!"
"The truth can set you free," Pikachu told Jesse.
"What is wrong with you people?" Jesse screeched. "I am sorrounded by crazy people!!!"
"That's okay," Pikachu patted Jesse's arm. "We're starting a circus. Want to be the sideshow freak?"
"What is it with you people and circuses!"
"Ooh, I'd like to start a circus!"Misty squealed.
(Jesse runs away screaming)
"Aww... Too bad," Brock frowned.
"Hey look!" Pikachu pointed in the distance. "A giant duck!"
"Pikachu, I need to take that ketchup from you now. There is no such thing as a giant duck," Ash declared.
"He's wearing a tutu!" Pikachu continued. "And so is Brock!"
"I am nooot!" (Brock ducks behind a bush).
"Oh hello Giant Duck! I am Brock! Nice to meet you!"
"You is pretty!" the duck quacked.
"Why thankyoooou!" Brock said. "Did you hear that? The duck thinks I'm pretty!"
"That's it!" Ash exclaimed. "I'm going to bed."
"He's finally shut up," jesse told herself. "It's a miracle."
She peeked behind the edge of her tent. Sure enough, he seemed to finally be somewhat satisfied.
What a relief, Jesse decided, crawling into her tent. Maybe she could get some shut eye.
...wrong.
"JESSE!" Screeched James. "Quack quack quack quack Giovanni!"
"whaT?" jesse opened her right eye. "What now?"
"Jesse's feathery hand held the phone in front of her.
"get out of my tent," she growled, slapping james.
"Ooh my feather!" James exclaimed.
"Hello?... Oh, hello Boss... No, we haven't caught it... yet... No sir... Yessir, right away." Jesse turned to James. "He wants to talk to you."
"Ooh!" James grabbed the phone. "It's a phone!"
Jesse's eyes bugged out. "No! You can't talk to Boss! No!! We'll lose our job-!"
"Hello? This is the Boss... Oh I know you! You own a pink tutu... Of course I'm not crazy... quack! That's right, QUACK YOU!... I don't care if I'm fired! Fweee!"
"YOURE FIRED!" Jessed screeched. "Gaaah!!!"
*(James stomps on the phone.)*
"QuackQuack!"
"James, you ARE insane!"
"Duck powers!" he exclaimed. "Let's start a circus!"
"Why would we want to do that?"
"Because we can dance in tutus!"
"Why would we want to do THAT?" Asked Jesse.
"Well, you might not be able to, because you're a goldfish." James cocked his head. "Yes, a very fat goldfish."
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!?!" Jesse screamed, grabbing a mallet and bonking james in the head.
"We can dig holes!" James smiled. "I'm invincible! Duck Duck Duck!!!"
"...What?" Jesse asked, and put her hands over her face. ("I've got to get away from this place...")
*****
Ash was happily eating a hamburger (and pikachu, its' own bottle of Heinz 57 Ketchup; and misty, a piece of cucumber, and brock was eating some pikachu food), when all of the sudden jesse stumbles across the camp.
"Awww," Ash complained. "This would've been a good episode if you didn't have to ruin everything again."
"..." Jesse grappled for words. "Heeelp!!!" She croaked.
"Pi-Pikachu?" Asked Pikachu. "Do you want some ketchup? I think there's some coffee in Brock's tent."
"Pikachu! You can talk!" Exclaimed Ash.
"Wow. That took you a while." Brock grumbled. "I can't believe I'm stuck hanging around with such an idiot."
Pikachu nodded. "Don't look at me... It wasn't my idea, really!"
Misty sighed. "This diet is really getting to me. Ever since Ash stole all our food and has hidden it from us, it's been such a pain."
"I thought you were on a diet," Pikachu said.
"Eating THIS MUCH?" exclaimed Misty.
"Okay!" Jesse rolled her eyes. "I'm sorry that you're anorexic. But if you don't mind, I'm still in need of HELP!"
"How come?" asked Brock. "You look fine to me, just a bit bruised, gasping for air,and stuff."
"I'm trying to stay away from James," Explained Jesse. "He's gone crazy."
"James has always been crazy," Pikachu noted.
"This is a good hamburger," Ash said.
"Anyway!" Jesse sighed. "He's always been kind of gay, right? Always wearing dresses around, and all. Well I never knew it was so serious until just today. He's wearing a tutu and has decided he's a duck."
"HAHAHA!" Ash laughed. "A duck! What a retard!"
"And he has duck powers!" Jesse continued. "He thinks I'm a goldfish!"
Misty exclaimed, "You mean a fat goldfish!"
"WHAT?! I am NOT!"
"The truth can set you free," Pikachu told Jesse.
"What is wrong with you people?" Jesse screeched. "I am sorrounded by crazy people!!!"
"That's okay," Pikachu patted Jesse's arm. "We're starting a circus. Want to be the sideshow freak?"
"What is it with you people and circuses!"
"Ooh, I'd like to start a circus!"Misty squealed.
(Jesse runs away screaming)
"Aww... Too bad," Brock frowned.
"Hey look!" Pikachu pointed in the distance. "A giant duck!"
"Pikachu, I need to take that ketchup from you now. There is no such thing as a giant duck," Ash declared.
"He's wearing a tutu!" Pikachu continued. "And so is Brock!"
"I am nooot!" (Brock ducks behind a bush).
"Oh hello Giant Duck! I am Brock! Nice to meet you!"
"You is pretty!" the duck quacked.
"Why thankyoooou!" Brock said. "Did you hear that? The duck thinks I'm pretty!"
"That's it!" Ash exclaimed. "I'm going to bed."