"I am a giant duck," Said the duck.
"Reeeally?" Brock exclaimed. "Do you like bubbles?"
"I like bubbles!"
"Oh," Brock thought to himself, quietly.
-A giant duck. Likes bubbles. Wears a tutu.
"Do you make bath times fun?"
"I'm the one!"
(Pause)
"RUUUUUUUBBER DUCKY!" Shouted Brock. "It's Yooou!!"
Brock is in tears....
"I MISSED YOU!!!"
"Gaah! You have angered the duck!" Shouted the giant duck. "Now I must use my duck powers against you. I am very sorry but I have to."
"help!" shouted Brock, running from the angry duck.
"Help me!" He shouted, looking around for a place to hide. "Ahah! Ash's tent!"
(Runs inside)
"Help! Ash! A giant duck wearing a tutu who likes bubbles and makes bath time fun and has duck powers is trying to hurt me-e-e-e!"
"Brock, I was SLEEPING! And you wake me up with more of this stupidness!"
"There is a duck trying to kill me! He is wearing a tutu!"
"Geez Brock... Here, eat some pokefood and shut up."
(banging on the tent)
"I throw sticks at you! My stick is big! It scratches you and fufufufu!"
"Ok," Ash admitted. "I am quite scared now."
"Eat chicken from my arm pits," The duck continued.
"But you're a duck!" Brock shouted.
"And I like KFC! Hahahahaha." (rolls head back insanely).
Ash peeks his head out of the tent.
"I hope you don't mind, but I'm actually trying to sleep."
"Oooh," The duck grumbled. "I'll have to irritate you in the morning."
*The duck curls up in a ball and starts to snore*
Ash jumps out of the tent.
"Yes! He's asleep! Now we can run for it!"
*Ash grabs tent and stuff and runs for it*
Unfortunately, Ash steps on a pickle and falls on the ground.
"Darn it," He exclaimed in a less than -darnit- tone of voice.
Ash gets up and begins to make for it again*
Unfortunately, Ash steps on a mushroom and falls on the ground.
"Darn it," He exclaimed again in a less than -darnit- tone of voice.
Ash gets up and starts to go for it again*
Unfortunately, Ash steps on a Misty and falls to the ground.
"Dangit Ash!" Misty shouted. "Why do you always have to do that when I'm masticating?"
"Dude, you were MASTURBATING?" Ash's eyes bulged. "You are suuuch a FREAK!"
"I didn't say that! Masticating means CHEWING, stupid!"
"It's okay, Misty, I won't tell anyone... or not... mufufu.."
"UGH!"
"Mufufu."
"UGH!"
"Mufufu."
"UGH!"
"I like llammas," Pikachu added.
"Hey Pikachu, I'm trying to run away with the tent and stuff before the Giant Duck wakes up.
"Good idea," Pikachu nodded. "One problem."
"What?"
"Brock's still in the tent."
"I know," Ash whispered. "I figured things would be more sane around here once he shut up and slept for a while."
"Hmm," Pikachu said thoughtfully. "What about you, Misty?"
"m-ME?" Misty asked.
"No, I was asking my pet hamster."
"Dude, you ARE a pet hamster," Ash said.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Pikachu said, quietly.
"What do you say we ditch him AND brock AND the giant duck?" Misty asked.
"The smartest thing I've heard all day... except my own voice. Oh, I'm so adorable."
*Misty and Pikachu make a run for it, Ash follows*
*5 HOURS LATER*
The giant duck uncurled himself.
"Oh look, mommy, i wet myself.. I need diapey, mommy! Mommy. Mommy... Mmmf..."
"MMf," He said again, trying to wake up.
"My tutu is stealing my nitrogen intake. How rude," He commented to nobody in particular.
"I think I need to find Jesse," It decided.
"Right, Acorn?"
"Of course, Giant Ducky. You're so beautiful," The acorn continued.
"Why thankyou, acorn. I think you're beautiful too."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"I don't think you look like a ducky," The acorn said.
"I don't?" Gasped the Giant Ducky.
"You really look more like a ducky wearing a tutu. I think you're actually a Pokemon."
"Ooh. You think so?"
"No, but I bet you'd make a good Goldfish," The acorn tilted itself. "Yes, a very good goldfish."
"I like bubbles," Said the Giant Ducky. "I am a goldfish who can live out of water, glub glub. Super goldfish!"
"You are a very beautiful giant goldfish." The acorn hopped away.
"I must find Jesse," Thought the Giant Goldfish, "and tell her of my discovery..."
TBC...
Skitzophrenia is a great disease, especially with James. Isn't insanity great?
"Reeeally?" Brock exclaimed. "Do you like bubbles?"
"I like bubbles!"
"Oh," Brock thought to himself, quietly.
-A giant duck. Likes bubbles. Wears a tutu.
"Do you make bath times fun?"
"I'm the one!"
(Pause)
"RUUUUUUUBBER DUCKY!" Shouted Brock. "It's Yooou!!"
Brock is in tears....
"I MISSED YOU!!!"
"Gaah! You have angered the duck!" Shouted the giant duck. "Now I must use my duck powers against you. I am very sorry but I have to."
"help!" shouted Brock, running from the angry duck.
"Help me!" He shouted, looking around for a place to hide. "Ahah! Ash's tent!"
(Runs inside)
"Help! Ash! A giant duck wearing a tutu who likes bubbles and makes bath time fun and has duck powers is trying to hurt me-e-e-e!"
"Brock, I was SLEEPING! And you wake me up with more of this stupidness!"
"There is a duck trying to kill me! He is wearing a tutu!"
"Geez Brock... Here, eat some pokefood and shut up."
(banging on the tent)
"I throw sticks at you! My stick is big! It scratches you and fufufufu!"
"Ok," Ash admitted. "I am quite scared now."
"Eat chicken from my arm pits," The duck continued.
"But you're a duck!" Brock shouted.
"And I like KFC! Hahahahaha." (rolls head back insanely).
Ash peeks his head out of the tent.
"I hope you don't mind, but I'm actually trying to sleep."
"Oooh," The duck grumbled. "I'll have to irritate you in the morning."
*The duck curls up in a ball and starts to snore*
Ash jumps out of the tent.
"Yes! He's asleep! Now we can run for it!"
*Ash grabs tent and stuff and runs for it*
Unfortunately, Ash steps on a pickle and falls on the ground.
"Darn it," He exclaimed in a less than -darnit- tone of voice.
Ash gets up and begins to make for it again*
Unfortunately, Ash steps on a mushroom and falls on the ground.
"Darn it," He exclaimed again in a less than -darnit- tone of voice.
Ash gets up and starts to go for it again*
Unfortunately, Ash steps on a Misty and falls to the ground.
"Dangit Ash!" Misty shouted. "Why do you always have to do that when I'm masticating?"
"Dude, you were MASTURBATING?" Ash's eyes bulged. "You are suuuch a FREAK!"
"I didn't say that! Masticating means CHEWING, stupid!"
"It's okay, Misty, I won't tell anyone... or not... mufufu.."
"UGH!"
"Mufufu."
"UGH!"
"Mufufu."
"UGH!"
"I like llammas," Pikachu added.
"Hey Pikachu, I'm trying to run away with the tent and stuff before the Giant Duck wakes up.
"Good idea," Pikachu nodded. "One problem."
"What?"
"Brock's still in the tent."
"I know," Ash whispered. "I figured things would be more sane around here once he shut up and slept for a while."
"Hmm," Pikachu said thoughtfully. "What about you, Misty?"
"m-ME?" Misty asked.
"No, I was asking my pet hamster."
"Dude, you ARE a pet hamster," Ash said.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Pikachu said, quietly.
"What do you say we ditch him AND brock AND the giant duck?" Misty asked.
"The smartest thing I've heard all day... except my own voice. Oh, I'm so adorable."
*Misty and Pikachu make a run for it, Ash follows*
*5 HOURS LATER*
The giant duck uncurled himself.
"Oh look, mommy, i wet myself.. I need diapey, mommy! Mommy. Mommy... Mmmf..."
"MMf," He said again, trying to wake up.
"My tutu is stealing my nitrogen intake. How rude," He commented to nobody in particular.
"I think I need to find Jesse," It decided.
"Right, Acorn?"
"Of course, Giant Ducky. You're so beautiful," The acorn continued.
"Why thankyou, acorn. I think you're beautiful too."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"I don't think you look like a ducky," The acorn said.
"I don't?" Gasped the Giant Ducky.
"You really look more like a ducky wearing a tutu. I think you're actually a Pokemon."
"Ooh. You think so?"
"No, but I bet you'd make a good Goldfish," The acorn tilted itself. "Yes, a very good goldfish."
"I like bubbles," Said the Giant Ducky. "I am a goldfish who can live out of water, glub glub. Super goldfish!"
"You are a very beautiful giant goldfish." The acorn hopped away.
"I must find Jesse," Thought the Giant Goldfish, "and tell her of my discovery..."
TBC...
Skitzophrenia is a great disease, especially with James. Isn't insanity great?