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FEEDBACK: I would love it!
ARCHIVE: Sure, would love it. Just let me know first!
Author's Note: I was surprised that a few people liked it and thought it was funny. I guess I'll give another try at it. But, no promises yet if I'll delete it or not.
~ Nonsense Is A Virtue! ~
Chapter 1 - Bodyguards And Potato Heads
Detective Sara Pezzini comes face to face with an enchanted bracelet. Not just any enchanted bracelet, "The Enchanted Bracelet!" It is the one and only GLOWYBLADE! * Director turns to voice actor * "Umm . . . that's not what it's called. It's the witchblade." * Voice actor looks confused and then shrugs his head * Okay then . . . it is the one and only WITCHBLADE!
Ian Nottingham is sitting in Kenneth Irons chair and then sees Irons appear in the fire in the fire place.
Irons: Hey, what do you think you're doing sitting in my chair?
Ian: Gee, father you look a little warm.
Irons: Do I? Is it not a good look for me?
Ian: (Rolls his eyes.) Is there something you want?
Irons: I'm going to possess you and kill Sara! * Insert Evil Laugh *
Ian: NO!!!!!!!!
Irons: YES!!!!!!!!! Now, touch my hand!
Ian: Ewww . . . that nasty thing. I don't think so!
Irons: Touch it!
Ian: Oh all right. (Walks over and uncovers a giant brandy glass with a hand in it soaking in water.) You know if you would just give me a few seconds I can make those finger nails look soooo pretty.
Irons: Just touch it!
(Ian touches the hand and it grabs him.)
Irons: Yes I'm back! Now, where is that big black guy?
(Sara shows up at Dante's house. Dante answers the door wearing a silk, black robe. He has a fake mustache on and wearing a long, black haired wig.)
Sara: Ummm . . . Captain?
Dante: Oh so you want me to change into a pirate? Hold on give me a second!
Sara: (Stops him and pushes him against the wall.) Captain Dante, what in the hell is going on?
Dante: I'm not Captain Dante!
Sara: Really, who are you then?
Dante: I'm his twin brother. Yeah . . . yeah. I'm . . . umm . . . Deano Dante.
Sara: Okay. (Smells something good.) Hey, whatcha got cookin'?
Dante: Oh some pasta. I also have some wine. Come on in. (Shows Sara inside his house.) Oh, did I mention that I have oysters, too?
(Back at the police department.)
Jake: Hey, isn't there a Mrs. Potato Head?
Danny: Yeah, there is.
Jake: So, if there's a Mrs. Potato Head and a Mr. Potato Head, then they can make Mini Potato Heads!
(Danny and Jake jump up and down clapping their hands.)
(Back to Dante's house.)
Dante: Enjoy the meal?
Sara: Yes, it was surprisingly good.
Dante: You did eat enough oysters, right?
Sara: (Shakes her head yes.) How could I say no when you insisted on feeding me them.
Dante: (Smiles at her while waiting for the food to take effect.) So . . .
Sara: (Pulls out the White Bulls bullet and places it in front of his face.) So . . . mind telling me what this is?
Dante: (Looks at it in surprise.) Hey, I got that same exact bullet for my birthday this year. What do you know?
Sara: Damn you Bruno! You didn't give my father one! You're going down!
(Sara jumps up on him and pulls out her gun to aim it in his face. Dante gets excited.)
Dante: Wow, I didn't know you liked hard play.
Sara: Don't for one second think that I'm not going to kill you!
Dante: Oh I know you will baby. (Starts purring like a cat at her.)
Sara: I'm going to bring you down!
Dante: I don't think that's possible, baby, because I'm all ready too far up!
(Sara gets up and starts running away.)
(Meanwhile, Ian possessed by Irons goes to Moby.)
Moby: So . . . are you sure you want this Sara Pezzini dead?
Ian/Irons: Yeah, but could you bang her up a bit and get it on video?
Moby: (Tilts his head in confusion.) Are you sure? A hunter cannot recall its arrow after it has all ready been shot from its bow.
Ian/Irons: Yeah, whatever.
Moby: Okay then.
(Sara arrives back at her apartment. She opens the refrigerator and gets some cheddar cheese.)
Sara: Damn! I don't have any knives. (Looks around for knives and receives no luck.)
Gabriel: Use the Witchblade, Sara. (Appears out of her bathroom.)
Sara: (Looks down at the bracelet. It then morphs into a sword.) Ooh . . . Ooh . . . looky! It turns into a big knife thingy! (Uses the blade and starts to slice off pieces of cheese.)
Gabriel: (Walks over to the television and turns it on.) I'm proud of you, Sara.
To Be Continued . . .
Next week on Witchblade: "Hey, I thought you had a son?"
Author's Note: Heh, I don't know about this fic. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm writing it, I guess to take away the drama away.
FEEDBACK: I would love it!
ARCHIVE: Sure, would love it. Just let me know first!
Author's Note: I was surprised that a few people liked it and thought it was funny. I guess I'll give another try at it. But, no promises yet if I'll delete it or not.
~ Nonsense Is A Virtue! ~
Chapter 1 - Bodyguards And Potato Heads
Detective Sara Pezzini comes face to face with an enchanted bracelet. Not just any enchanted bracelet, "The Enchanted Bracelet!" It is the one and only GLOWYBLADE! * Director turns to voice actor * "Umm . . . that's not what it's called. It's the witchblade." * Voice actor looks confused and then shrugs his head * Okay then . . . it is the one and only WITCHBLADE!
Ian Nottingham is sitting in Kenneth Irons chair and then sees Irons appear in the fire in the fire place.
Irons: Hey, what do you think you're doing sitting in my chair?
Ian: Gee, father you look a little warm.
Irons: Do I? Is it not a good look for me?
Ian: (Rolls his eyes.) Is there something you want?
Irons: I'm going to possess you and kill Sara! * Insert Evil Laugh *
Ian: NO!!!!!!!!
Irons: YES!!!!!!!!! Now, touch my hand!
Ian: Ewww . . . that nasty thing. I don't think so!
Irons: Touch it!
Ian: Oh all right. (Walks over and uncovers a giant brandy glass with a hand in it soaking in water.) You know if you would just give me a few seconds I can make those finger nails look soooo pretty.
Irons: Just touch it!
(Ian touches the hand and it grabs him.)
Irons: Yes I'm back! Now, where is that big black guy?
(Sara shows up at Dante's house. Dante answers the door wearing a silk, black robe. He has a fake mustache on and wearing a long, black haired wig.)
Sara: Ummm . . . Captain?
Dante: Oh so you want me to change into a pirate? Hold on give me a second!
Sara: (Stops him and pushes him against the wall.) Captain Dante, what in the hell is going on?
Dante: I'm not Captain Dante!
Sara: Really, who are you then?
Dante: I'm his twin brother. Yeah . . . yeah. I'm . . . umm . . . Deano Dante.
Sara: Okay. (Smells something good.) Hey, whatcha got cookin'?
Dante: Oh some pasta. I also have some wine. Come on in. (Shows Sara inside his house.) Oh, did I mention that I have oysters, too?
(Back at the police department.)
Jake: Hey, isn't there a Mrs. Potato Head?
Danny: Yeah, there is.
Jake: So, if there's a Mrs. Potato Head and a Mr. Potato Head, then they can make Mini Potato Heads!
(Danny and Jake jump up and down clapping their hands.)
(Back to Dante's house.)
Dante: Enjoy the meal?
Sara: Yes, it was surprisingly good.
Dante: You did eat enough oysters, right?
Sara: (Shakes her head yes.) How could I say no when you insisted on feeding me them.
Dante: (Smiles at her while waiting for the food to take effect.) So . . .
Sara: (Pulls out the White Bulls bullet and places it in front of his face.) So . . . mind telling me what this is?
Dante: (Looks at it in surprise.) Hey, I got that same exact bullet for my birthday this year. What do you know?
Sara: Damn you Bruno! You didn't give my father one! You're going down!
(Sara jumps up on him and pulls out her gun to aim it in his face. Dante gets excited.)
Dante: Wow, I didn't know you liked hard play.
Sara: Don't for one second think that I'm not going to kill you!
Dante: Oh I know you will baby. (Starts purring like a cat at her.)
Sara: I'm going to bring you down!
Dante: I don't think that's possible, baby, because I'm all ready too far up!
(Sara gets up and starts running away.)
(Meanwhile, Ian possessed by Irons goes to Moby.)
Moby: So . . . are you sure you want this Sara Pezzini dead?
Ian/Irons: Yeah, but could you bang her up a bit and get it on video?
Moby: (Tilts his head in confusion.) Are you sure? A hunter cannot recall its arrow after it has all ready been shot from its bow.
Ian/Irons: Yeah, whatever.
Moby: Okay then.
(Sara arrives back at her apartment. She opens the refrigerator and gets some cheddar cheese.)
Sara: Damn! I don't have any knives. (Looks around for knives and receives no luck.)
Gabriel: Use the Witchblade, Sara. (Appears out of her bathroom.)
Sara: (Looks down at the bracelet. It then morphs into a sword.) Ooh . . . Ooh . . . looky! It turns into a big knife thingy! (Uses the blade and starts to slice off pieces of cheese.)
Gabriel: (Walks over to the television and turns it on.) I'm proud of you, Sara.
To Be Continued . . .
Next week on Witchblade: "Hey, I thought you had a son?"
Author's Note: Heh, I don't know about this fic. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm writing it, I guess to take away the drama away.