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Author's Note: I'm BACK!!!!!!! * Insert cheers * After many hours of thought and watching Crocodile Hunter for 4 days straight (don't ask) I have decided to make this chapter for the idea of Vicky and Jake!
~ Nonsense Is A Virtue! ~
Chapter 5 - Irons Is Firing It Up!
Voice of Irons: Sara . . . Sara . . .
Sara: (Stops listening to Vicky, Jake, and Danny about the recent studies on her new case and searches for Irons.) Where are you?
Voice of Irons: You're getting warmer.
Sara: (Opens the door to a spa and sees Irons.) What? You're . . .
Irons: Dead.
Sara: Yeah . . . but, you're in a spa?
Irons: Just because I'm dead doesn't mean that I can't have a relaxing time in a spa.
Sara: Ummm . . . yeah it does.
Irons: Does not!
Sara: (Looks at Irons.) You should be spending more time in a tanning bed than a spa.
Irons: (Looks at his skin.) What is that supposed to mean?
Sara: You're so pale . . . it's . . . how would you say . . . (Sara thinks for a second.) It's icky!
Irons: (Tears start to form.) Do you really think so?
Sara: I'm sorry if I hurt you're feelings, but . . .
Irons: BUT NOTHING!!! You can't just go around hurting people like that! It's not nice! (Runs out the door crying.)
Sara: That's just great! Now, I feel bad.
Ian: (Shows up wearing only a towel around his waste.) He's dead . . . he's supposed to be pale.
Sara: Try telling that to him, then. (Turns around to see Nottingham.) Well, you're not pale now are you?
Ian: (Blushes for a second, then notices the lust in her eyes.) Quit looking at me like that! God, it's like you're some teenager with raging hormones or something!
Sara: Only when I'm around you. (She licks her lips and starts walking over to him.)
Ian: (Starts to get scared.) Umm . . . don't come any closer or I'll . . .
Sara: You'll what?
Ian: I'll . . . I . . . (Looks for something to protect himself with. He sees Mr. Potato Head and picks it up.) I'll kill Mr. Potato Head!
Jake: (Steps in when he hears the name Mr. Potato Head. He's wearing a lab coat and has lipstick all over his face.) No! Don't! Don't be the cause of making Mrs. Potato Head a widow! (Vicky steps in after Jake does, wearing his shirt and tie.)
Ian: Then get her off of me. (Struggles while he tries to get Sara to back off of him.)
Vicky: Sara, don't do it! The babies need a father.
Sara: There's Jake and Danny!
Vicky: They need their real father, though!
Jake: (Jumps on top of Nottingham to get Mr. Potato Head.) Don't kill him!
Ian: (Crawls to the other side of the room away from the others.) Fine! (He throws Mr. Potato Head up in the air and Jake catches him.) I can't kill anyone anyways.
Sara: Aww . . . he's sensitive, too!
Ian: Leave me alone! I'm your brother for crying out loud!
Sara: Like I've said before, Nottie, I don't care.
Vicky/Jake: (Vicky and Jake look at Sara and gives her a disgusted look.) Ewww . . .
Irons: (Shows back up with a tanned body.) Now what do you think?
Sara: (Looks at him.) Well, you're darker now. But . . .
Irons: What? Did I hear you say, "But."
Sara: Well, you need to add some meat to those bones don't you think. I mean . . . you're so skinny.
Irons: (Looks at his body.) Do you really think so?
Everyone: (Shakes their heads.) Yeah.
(Irons runs out of the room.)
Danny: (Shows up in the spa with Mrs. Potato Head.) Hey, there he is. (Walks over to Jake to grab Mr. Potato Head.) We've been looking all over for you. (Looks at Vicky and then looks at Jake.) Ummm . . . what are you two wearing?
Ian/Sara: Hey, you're wearing each other's clothes.
Vicky: No, we're not.
Danny: Really? That tie looks a lot like Jake's.
Vicky: What makes you think that?
Danny: Because Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head and I picked it out to give him a present for baby-sitting the babies.
Vicky: Oh . . .
Sara: (Points at Jake.) And that's Vicky's lab coat.
Ian: Have you two been baking cookies? (Gives an innocent look.)
Danny/Sara: (Looks at Ian and gives him a mean look.) No. It's obvious that they've been fooling around.
Ian: Do what? I don't think so . . . they've been baking.
(Danny, Sara, Ian, Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head looks at Vicky and Jake waiting for an explanation.)
To be continued . . .
Next Week on Witchblade: "Oh it's so beautiful! I hope our wedding is this beautiful!"
Author's Note: Well, it's kind of short. But, hey it's here!!!!!
Eli, you bring up an interesting plot!
Spin and Rayvin, hope you like the chapter!
FEEDBACK: LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARCHIVE: Sure, would love it. Just let me know first!
Author's Note: I'm BACK!!!!!!! * Insert cheers * After many hours of thought and watching Crocodile Hunter for 4 days straight (don't ask) I have decided to make this chapter for the idea of Vicky and Jake!
~ Nonsense Is A Virtue! ~
Chapter 5 - Irons Is Firing It Up!
Voice of Irons: Sara . . . Sara . . .
Sara: (Stops listening to Vicky, Jake, and Danny about the recent studies on her new case and searches for Irons.) Where are you?
Voice of Irons: You're getting warmer.
Sara: (Opens the door to a spa and sees Irons.) What? You're . . .
Irons: Dead.
Sara: Yeah . . . but, you're in a spa?
Irons: Just because I'm dead doesn't mean that I can't have a relaxing time in a spa.
Sara: Ummm . . . yeah it does.
Irons: Does not!
Sara: (Looks at Irons.) You should be spending more time in a tanning bed than a spa.
Irons: (Looks at his skin.) What is that supposed to mean?
Sara: You're so pale . . . it's . . . how would you say . . . (Sara thinks for a second.) It's icky!
Irons: (Tears start to form.) Do you really think so?
Sara: I'm sorry if I hurt you're feelings, but . . .
Irons: BUT NOTHING!!! You can't just go around hurting people like that! It's not nice! (Runs out the door crying.)
Sara: That's just great! Now, I feel bad.
Ian: (Shows up wearing only a towel around his waste.) He's dead . . . he's supposed to be pale.
Sara: Try telling that to him, then. (Turns around to see Nottingham.) Well, you're not pale now are you?
Ian: (Blushes for a second, then notices the lust in her eyes.) Quit looking at me like that! God, it's like you're some teenager with raging hormones or something!
Sara: Only when I'm around you. (She licks her lips and starts walking over to him.)
Ian: (Starts to get scared.) Umm . . . don't come any closer or I'll . . .
Sara: You'll what?
Ian: I'll . . . I . . . (Looks for something to protect himself with. He sees Mr. Potato Head and picks it up.) I'll kill Mr. Potato Head!
Jake: (Steps in when he hears the name Mr. Potato Head. He's wearing a lab coat and has lipstick all over his face.) No! Don't! Don't be the cause of making Mrs. Potato Head a widow! (Vicky steps in after Jake does, wearing his shirt and tie.)
Ian: Then get her off of me. (Struggles while he tries to get Sara to back off of him.)
Vicky: Sara, don't do it! The babies need a father.
Sara: There's Jake and Danny!
Vicky: They need their real father, though!
Jake: (Jumps on top of Nottingham to get Mr. Potato Head.) Don't kill him!
Ian: (Crawls to the other side of the room away from the others.) Fine! (He throws Mr. Potato Head up in the air and Jake catches him.) I can't kill anyone anyways.
Sara: Aww . . . he's sensitive, too!
Ian: Leave me alone! I'm your brother for crying out loud!
Sara: Like I've said before, Nottie, I don't care.
Vicky/Jake: (Vicky and Jake look at Sara and gives her a disgusted look.) Ewww . . .
Irons: (Shows back up with a tanned body.) Now what do you think?
Sara: (Looks at him.) Well, you're darker now. But . . .
Irons: What? Did I hear you say, "But."
Sara: Well, you need to add some meat to those bones don't you think. I mean . . . you're so skinny.
Irons: (Looks at his body.) Do you really think so?
Everyone: (Shakes their heads.) Yeah.
(Irons runs out of the room.)
Danny: (Shows up in the spa with Mrs. Potato Head.) Hey, there he is. (Walks over to Jake to grab Mr. Potato Head.) We've been looking all over for you. (Looks at Vicky and then looks at Jake.) Ummm . . . what are you two wearing?
Ian/Sara: Hey, you're wearing each other's clothes.
Vicky: No, we're not.
Danny: Really? That tie looks a lot like Jake's.
Vicky: What makes you think that?
Danny: Because Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head and I picked it out to give him a present for baby-sitting the babies.
Vicky: Oh . . .
Sara: (Points at Jake.) And that's Vicky's lab coat.
Ian: Have you two been baking cookies? (Gives an innocent look.)
Danny/Sara: (Looks at Ian and gives him a mean look.) No. It's obvious that they've been fooling around.
Ian: Do what? I don't think so . . . they've been baking.
(Danny, Sara, Ian, Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head looks at Vicky and Jake waiting for an explanation.)
To be continued . . .
Next Week on Witchblade: "Oh it's so beautiful! I hope our wedding is this beautiful!"
Author's Note: Well, it's kind of short. But, hey it's here!!!!!
Eli, you bring up an interesting plot!
Spin and Rayvin, hope you like the chapter!