Disclaimers- Okay, again, I say I love you all. And don't worry. *kisses
Red and Purkle each on their forehead* they'll be okay. Topaz would
murderilize me if I did anything to them. And I'm going to try to make this
whole chapter about Red and Purple. *Try* being the operative word. I like
ZimxDib so much better. But anyway, I don't own IZ but I do own Dib's SIR.
Named KIR, Which is based entirely off of me. Mwah... Two GIRs in one
house. Oh the damage I will do! *runs off cackling with glee*
Oh yes... I'm not a wonderful writer, but if any of you (who read) want to be in the story in a major part, email me ASAP. (tohotfortrunks@hotmail.com) or if you want to reach me faster, krolls@lwo.lkwash.wednet.edu
Have fun reading! Man that was long...
Red sighed. He wondered how long he and Purple had before the world they knew came to an abrupt end. He brought his knees up to his chest, and turned to look at the blackness of space. He missed it now.
"Purple? Are you okay?" Purple's voice asked as his eyes landed on the curled up irken.
"How long do we have to wait, Purkle? We know that we're gonna die. I don't see why we don't just blow up the Massive and end it now..." Red whispered running his hands up and down his arms.
"Oh Red, we'll be fine. The only prophesy that I know that has come true is the two in deepest love will become the Tallest and lead the Empire into universal conquest. I don't believe anything else." Purple said kissing Red at the base of one of his antenna. Red shuddered.
"They aren't gonna be here for 2 ½ more weeks, Red. Relax. For me?" Purple said sitting on the other side of the window seat.
"Fine. If you'll stop bugging me about it." Red said touching the window with a longing Purple had never seen in another irken before. Purple sighed and stood.
"If that's what you want, Red. I'll be in the library if you decide you want to live again." Purple said with an icy thread in his voice. Purple turned on his heel and walked quickly out of the room. As Red watched Purple leave, he put his head in his hands and began to sob.
Outside the room, Purple backed into the wall and slid down it until he was sitting on the floor. He felt a tear run down his cheek, and he too began to sob in the hallway. All was lost, there was nothing they could do.
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Zim started up the Voot Runner with a smile. He then walked back into his lab and turned GIR back on.
"Master! It was so dark! It was coooooool." GIR's voice rang painfully in Zim's antenna.
"Yes, GIR. Now I want you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, carefully. Dib and I are taking a vacation and I want you to look after the house. And try to get out of the computer if you can. We'll be back in a while, okay GIR?" Zim asked slowly. The blue screen he was talking to turned red.
"Yes my master." GIR's voice said.
"Good. Now, I must go collect Dib or we'll never get to the Massive on time." Zim said standing near the elevator.
"GIR, take me upstairs please." Zim said stepping into the shaft.
"Awwwwww, Master remembered!" GIR said shooting Zim upstairs at breakneck speed. It's a good think Irken bones are strong too...
"Dib! Where are you?" Zim called into the house. "Dib, we need to go or we'll be late!" Zim called again.
"Hold on a sec!" Dib's voice called from Zim's room. 'Wait; is it just my room now?' Zim thought.
"Coming!" Dib called and Zim caught his faint footsteps coming down the stairs. Zim smiled as he saw Dib.
He had taken one of Zim's pink invader outfits and dyed it a sky blue. His backpack had blue spots instead of pink, and everything else was black. Everything matched with him wonderfully.
"Do I look like an invader?" Dib asked Zim.
"On a scale of 1-10, I would say you look like an 11+ invader." Zim said grabbing Dib close and kissing him lightly. Dib captured him into a deeper kiss. They separated to breathe for a sec, and then they were at each other again. (RYF Note: Not Battle of the Planets, More like Battle of the Tongues. ^.^;;;) GIR's voice interrupted them as Zim's hand traveled too low.
"Master! You are gonna be late if you do that *now*!" GIR voice scolded.
"Yes Mommy..." Zim said grabbing Dib's hand and dragging him down to the hangar.
"But he is right. And I do have autopilot." Zim said with a smile Dib couldn't see.
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Red threw the book in his hands to the other side of the room. It hit nothing, thank goodness. Zim was due within 24 hours. Red sighed, he had grown away from Purple and it was eating at his heart. After that last fight, Red didn't want to talk about everything. Red sighed again and summoned his floating com-screen.
"Connect me to Purple, please." Red said turning to the window.
"Red? What's wrong? You never call me..." Purple said.
"Purkle, I'm ready to talk. Are you busy?" Red said with pleading. Purple looked at all the work spread out on his desk. Red was more important.
"Do want to do this face to face?" Purple asked. Red shook his head.
"If you're alone then I want to do it this way, no harm intended." Red said quietly. Purple nodded. He had given Red a lot of space over the last few days.
"I'm so scared, Purkle. This is terrifying." Red said with a slight tremble. Purple's eyes opened wide.
"They're here."
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Dib stepped into the Massive for the first, and probably not the last time. Zim took his hand and they walked down the hall. Zim knew exactly where the Tallest would meet them. He noticed Dib was shaking.
"Dib, relax. They're about tall as we are..." Zim said trailing off as he realized what he said.
"We could be the Tallest?" Dib asked and stopped trembling.
"Yeah, but it's so much work when we're young. Later in life, dear love." Zim said bringing Dib's hand to his mouth and kissing it.
Zim saw the Tallest at the end of the long hall. They hurried their steps. Red and Purple gasped. They both had seen themselves as small children.
"My Tallest." Zim and Dib said in unison and bowing in unison.
"Dib, instead of alerting the whole Armada and such, we have decided to just have a small ceremony." Purple said.
"You will receive your own SIR and you are allowed to help Zim with the conquest of Earth." Red said turning and walked to the equipment.
"You shall also receive your very own Voot Runner. Similar to Zim's, but in Blue." Purple said struggling with the sentence.
"Yes my Tallest. Then what?" Dib asked hanging on their every word.
"Zim will toe you half way back to Earth, and then you will fly the rest of the way. You and Zim will train together for 8 months. We will swing by Earth and give you your official title as an Invader. Got that, Zim?" Red explained as they reached the equip room.
Red flipped on the light and Dib gasped. A small droid, identical to Zim's, stood inactive next to a blue Voot runner.
"Your SIR is one of our... newer models." Purple pressed a remote behind his back and its dark blue eyes powered up. It jumped right in front of Dib and saluted.
"KIR, reporting for duty!" It announced. Dib made the same mistake as Zim did.
"What does the 'K' stand for?" Dib asked it. The dark blue eyes faded to lavender and a high female voice squealed.
"I don't know!" And she clamped herself onto Dib.
"Thank you my Tallest. We really should be going..." Dib said climbing into the Voot Runner.
"Good Luck to both of you." The Tallest said as the hatch closed on Dib's Voot Runner and Zim dashed down the hall to his. The Tallest exited the room and moments later heard the 'whoosh' of the air lock opening.
"Hopefully they conquer Earth in 8 months." Purple said wrapping his arms around Red and walking back to their room.
One thing was for sure... the guards who stood at their door would seriously wish it was their night off.
THERE! Lots a Red and Purkle. In the next chapter, Zim teaches Dib how to fly. No one dies... Yet... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Read and Review or ELSE!
Oh yes... I'm not a wonderful writer, but if any of you (who read) want to be in the story in a major part, email me ASAP. (tohotfortrunks@hotmail.com) or if you want to reach me faster, krolls@lwo.lkwash.wednet.edu
Have fun reading! Man that was long...
Red sighed. He wondered how long he and Purple had before the world they knew came to an abrupt end. He brought his knees up to his chest, and turned to look at the blackness of space. He missed it now.
"Purple? Are you okay?" Purple's voice asked as his eyes landed on the curled up irken.
"How long do we have to wait, Purkle? We know that we're gonna die. I don't see why we don't just blow up the Massive and end it now..." Red whispered running his hands up and down his arms.
"Oh Red, we'll be fine. The only prophesy that I know that has come true is the two in deepest love will become the Tallest and lead the Empire into universal conquest. I don't believe anything else." Purple said kissing Red at the base of one of his antenna. Red shuddered.
"They aren't gonna be here for 2 ½ more weeks, Red. Relax. For me?" Purple said sitting on the other side of the window seat.
"Fine. If you'll stop bugging me about it." Red said touching the window with a longing Purple had never seen in another irken before. Purple sighed and stood.
"If that's what you want, Red. I'll be in the library if you decide you want to live again." Purple said with an icy thread in his voice. Purple turned on his heel and walked quickly out of the room. As Red watched Purple leave, he put his head in his hands and began to sob.
Outside the room, Purple backed into the wall and slid down it until he was sitting on the floor. He felt a tear run down his cheek, and he too began to sob in the hallway. All was lost, there was nothing they could do.
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Zim started up the Voot Runner with a smile. He then walked back into his lab and turned GIR back on.
"Master! It was so dark! It was coooooool." GIR's voice rang painfully in Zim's antenna.
"Yes, GIR. Now I want you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, carefully. Dib and I are taking a vacation and I want you to look after the house. And try to get out of the computer if you can. We'll be back in a while, okay GIR?" Zim asked slowly. The blue screen he was talking to turned red.
"Yes my master." GIR's voice said.
"Good. Now, I must go collect Dib or we'll never get to the Massive on time." Zim said standing near the elevator.
"GIR, take me upstairs please." Zim said stepping into the shaft.
"Awwwwww, Master remembered!" GIR said shooting Zim upstairs at breakneck speed. It's a good think Irken bones are strong too...
"Dib! Where are you?" Zim called into the house. "Dib, we need to go or we'll be late!" Zim called again.
"Hold on a sec!" Dib's voice called from Zim's room. 'Wait; is it just my room now?' Zim thought.
"Coming!" Dib called and Zim caught his faint footsteps coming down the stairs. Zim smiled as he saw Dib.
He had taken one of Zim's pink invader outfits and dyed it a sky blue. His backpack had blue spots instead of pink, and everything else was black. Everything matched with him wonderfully.
"Do I look like an invader?" Dib asked Zim.
"On a scale of 1-10, I would say you look like an 11+ invader." Zim said grabbing Dib close and kissing him lightly. Dib captured him into a deeper kiss. They separated to breathe for a sec, and then they were at each other again. (RYF Note: Not Battle of the Planets, More like Battle of the Tongues. ^.^;;;) GIR's voice interrupted them as Zim's hand traveled too low.
"Master! You are gonna be late if you do that *now*!" GIR voice scolded.
"Yes Mommy..." Zim said grabbing Dib's hand and dragging him down to the hangar.
"But he is right. And I do have autopilot." Zim said with a smile Dib couldn't see.
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Red threw the book in his hands to the other side of the room. It hit nothing, thank goodness. Zim was due within 24 hours. Red sighed, he had grown away from Purple and it was eating at his heart. After that last fight, Red didn't want to talk about everything. Red sighed again and summoned his floating com-screen.
"Connect me to Purple, please." Red said turning to the window.
"Red? What's wrong? You never call me..." Purple said.
"Purkle, I'm ready to talk. Are you busy?" Red said with pleading. Purple looked at all the work spread out on his desk. Red was more important.
"Do want to do this face to face?" Purple asked. Red shook his head.
"If you're alone then I want to do it this way, no harm intended." Red said quietly. Purple nodded. He had given Red a lot of space over the last few days.
"I'm so scared, Purkle. This is terrifying." Red said with a slight tremble. Purple's eyes opened wide.
"They're here."
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Dib stepped into the Massive for the first, and probably not the last time. Zim took his hand and they walked down the hall. Zim knew exactly where the Tallest would meet them. He noticed Dib was shaking.
"Dib, relax. They're about tall as we are..." Zim said trailing off as he realized what he said.
"We could be the Tallest?" Dib asked and stopped trembling.
"Yeah, but it's so much work when we're young. Later in life, dear love." Zim said bringing Dib's hand to his mouth and kissing it.
Zim saw the Tallest at the end of the long hall. They hurried their steps. Red and Purple gasped. They both had seen themselves as small children.
"My Tallest." Zim and Dib said in unison and bowing in unison.
"Dib, instead of alerting the whole Armada and such, we have decided to just have a small ceremony." Purple said.
"You will receive your own SIR and you are allowed to help Zim with the conquest of Earth." Red said turning and walked to the equipment.
"You shall also receive your very own Voot Runner. Similar to Zim's, but in Blue." Purple said struggling with the sentence.
"Yes my Tallest. Then what?" Dib asked hanging on their every word.
"Zim will toe you half way back to Earth, and then you will fly the rest of the way. You and Zim will train together for 8 months. We will swing by Earth and give you your official title as an Invader. Got that, Zim?" Red explained as they reached the equip room.
Red flipped on the light and Dib gasped. A small droid, identical to Zim's, stood inactive next to a blue Voot runner.
"Your SIR is one of our... newer models." Purple pressed a remote behind his back and its dark blue eyes powered up. It jumped right in front of Dib and saluted.
"KIR, reporting for duty!" It announced. Dib made the same mistake as Zim did.
"What does the 'K' stand for?" Dib asked it. The dark blue eyes faded to lavender and a high female voice squealed.
"I don't know!" And she clamped herself onto Dib.
"Thank you my Tallest. We really should be going..." Dib said climbing into the Voot Runner.
"Good Luck to both of you." The Tallest said as the hatch closed on Dib's Voot Runner and Zim dashed down the hall to his. The Tallest exited the room and moments later heard the 'whoosh' of the air lock opening.
"Hopefully they conquer Earth in 8 months." Purple said wrapping his arms around Red and walking back to their room.
One thing was for sure... the guards who stood at their door would seriously wish it was their night off.
THERE! Lots a Red and Purkle. In the next chapter, Zim teaches Dib how to fly. No one dies... Yet... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Read and Review or ELSE!