A/N: This is a little... okay a lot weird! I own nothing. This little story is for METMA Mandy's challenge!!

*It must be funny OR serious
*it has to be from the point of view of a character (NOT an object)
*the character you are doing the point of view of CANNOT be Ron, Hermione,
Harry, Voldemort, or any of the overused ones.
*must include the phrase "But...I don't like fruitcakes!"
*someone has to die (it can be a sad or funny death.)
*there has to be a *DUH DUH DUH* barrette that plays pranks on people...

A/N: Lets get htis show on the road!!.....

This is what Happened. Seriously!
(Goyle's POV *kinda scary huh?*)

Me: Oh great Draco! *bows clumsily*
Draco: Get up and eat, stupid.
Me: Yes Master. but where's Crabbe?
Draco: Does it matter? Just shut up and eat!
Me: But... I dont like Fruitcakes!
Crabbe: Me's back!
Draco: You guys are SOOOO dense!
Me: Thats not er... Nice, Draco..... least I thin-
Hermione: Like oh my gawd my nail polish!
Lavender: Shh! I'm trying to read here.
Ron: Hermione? you're not American.
Everyone but Ron: American??
Evil Barette Thing: I'm Here!!! Hahaha hehehe! *clips on to wand*
Harry: You! You switched their personalities!
Evil Barette Thing: You're a smart one, huh? *waves wand and acidently kills Crabbe*
Draco: Oh well
Me: Who are you?
Evil Barette Thing: I am -
Harry and Draco: How stupid can you get?
Hermione: Oh my GAWD! look at my clothes! *runs out of the Great Hall*
Dumbledore: Lemon drop?
Harry: Professor! The Evil Barette Thing!!!!!!
Dumbledore: Oh! its my old buddy! *hugs Evil Barette Thing*
Me: Crabbe died??
Everyone: *sigh*
Ron: bit slow huh?
Me: Well I dont love you guys either!
*Shelley walks in*
Draco: hey baby!
Shelley: Hiya everyone!
Hermione: I'm back! *has on black leather mini-skirt, tight hot pink belly shirt and knee-high boots*
Harry: WOW!
Shelley: I love your outfit, Herm!
Hermione: I love yours too! *Shelley is wearing flares and tight tank top*
Shelley: Thanks
Draco: WOW!
Harry: *readion Shelley's tank top* 1/2 Angel 50% devil
Shelley: Yep I got it at DEB!
Ron: Hermione......
Voldemort: MWWHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!
Shelley: ummm... no.
Evil Barette Thing:I was just playin some practical jokes but your a tough crowd...... Come on lets grab a burger Voldie
Voldemort: Yea evil villians cant get a break these days
Me: Mee is Confused!!??!!
Draco: whats new?
Hermione: *has spaz attack* This outfit isnt me but its okay I guess.
Lavender: Oh my GAWD! I'm reading!! my eyes hurt.
Ron: Your back! *hugs and kisses Hermione*
Harry: Well I guess I saved the day!
Draco: Not'un! I did.

Me: And that Judge Judy is how I saved the day.
Judge Judy: What a bunch of crack. LIAR! i hereby sentence you to life in Azkanban!
Crowd: YEAH!!! YAY!!! 3 cheers for Judge Judy!!! Hip Hip Hooray!!! Hip Hip Hooray!!! Hip Hip Hooray!!!

A/N: All I have to say is please review!!!
-Ultimate Element!

PS: Who is the head of the Hufflepuff house?? its driving me CRAZY!!!!