The Attack of That Little Elf Dude

Me- Ohh elf cookies yummy yummy in my tummy

Cookie- Dont eat me Dont eat me

Me- Huh? cookies cant talk and of course I am going to eat you your are a cookies **starts to put cookie in mouth**Hey this cookie bite me on the finger

Draco- So what I dont care

Harry- er... Cookies dont bite they dont even move on their own

Ron- Whats a cookies

Me- Where did you come from and you have never had a cookie *cracks up laughing and cant stop*

Draco- We came through the plot hole.

Me- Dude those things are real kewl

Hermione- Hes had a cookies remember last Christmas.

Ron- Those are cookies? aa they were okay

Elf- Author author you fogot about me

Me-ohhya sorry I am the author

Elf- Well put me so I can go now ok

Me- sure thing elfy or what ever your name is

Voldie- Mwhahahahahahahahaha

Me- dont tell me you came through the plot hole

Voldie- yup

Dozens of tiny little evil elves (DOTLEE)- So did we ....

Hermione- Ahhhh *faints*

Draco-What the is going on *looks at self* Ahhhh * falls on floor sobbing*

Voldie- the talent show lives on

Harry- Hey thats not in my script ooh wait here it is I have the next line

Me- you are a genuius

Harry- whatever Urrgg the evil Brittney Spears red catsuit is back

Me- he doesnt look that bad in it *everyone except Draco aggress*

Draco- Why meeee......

Hermione-*gets up from floor* I dont know because your the easiest target.

DOTLEE- you forgot again

Me- sorry I really wanted to fit you in to the plot bye *shoves the out front door*

Dumbledore- I still cant find me ohhh what are they called again*goes out front door*

Ron- umm ok what is going on

Everyone except Ron even me- dont know

Draco starts singing uncontrallbaly-

Shes so lovely shes a star

and they say shes so lucky shes a star

but she crycrycries in the lonely heart

thinking if theres nothing missing in my life

then why do these tears come at night

Voldie- Mwhahahahahaha

Me- This is the end or I am going to miss my bus

Ron to where hey the end I hardly got any lines

Draco- Hit me baby one more time

Me- shut up

Harry- Me neither

Hermione- least you didnt faint for half the fic

Voldie- What about me too

Draco- Opps I did it again

Everyone- SHUT UP

Drao- fine

Me- the end everyone say bye bye

Everyone yells- Bye Bye Come again this isnt a resteraunt

Me- Oppps I am gonna be late Dont even start Draco *Draco closes mouth*