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Go there! It's a pic from TOPAZ! Is so pretty. Anyway, I must need to explain something if there was some confusion. Red and Purple conceived Zim and Dib, but since Purple didn't want Red to know he had children, so he gave them to 2 Irkens. On which stayed on Irk (Zim and his mom) the other went to Earth (Dib and his daddy). So... big long thing... I dunno... I got bored. Don't hate the playa, hate the game! This one should be less confusing. And I hope I don't make this the last chapter. ^.^;;;;
I don't own Zim. Obviously.
Zim sighed as he checked on the sleeping boy again. Dib had slept for a few days straight. He had caught a bad cold from being unconscious in space, so he had the mild flu.
GIR and KIR had grown very close, so close that Zim heard inhuman screams of who-knows-what a few nights ago and KIR was sleeping more and more. She seemed to get bigger around the middle, and Zim often wondered if SIRs could get pregnant. So Zim and GIR had some extra time and they started talking intelligently. (GIR? Intelligent? Hey, it is my fic after all) But GIR was worried about KIR; she was usually as perky as he was; now all she did was eat and sleep. Zim was worried that Dib wouldn't survive this cold.
"Can you see what's wrong with KIR, master?" GIR asked sadness in his voice.
"I could try GIR. Could you wake her up and get her down to the Lab?" Zim asked hopping off the couch that he and GIR had been sitting on for 3 hours.
"What about master's friend?" GIR asked hopping off after him.
"Dib'll be okay. He's just sick... I hope." He added the last part quietly. GIR saluted and went to collect KIR. Zim sighed and looked up at the ceiling; hopefully Dib would start moving around in a day or so. He walked to the hidden entrance under the desk.
"Computer, take me to the scanning room please." Zim said without any feeling. As the elevator descended, the computer started to talk.
"Sir, is something wrong?" The computer asked.
"Nothing horrible, I just wish I knew what was wrong with Dib. He's starting to worry me, sleeping so much..." Zim said trailing off.
"He'll be okay Sir. GIR is on his way with KIR. He seems very distressed." The computer stated with a flat tone to his voice.
"Thank you. Turn on the robot X-ray screens please." He asked his computer as he stepped into his experimentation lab. The screens flickered to life just as GIR came in, KIR draped almost lifelessly in his arms. Zim could make out her chest rising and falling next to her round middle.
"Can you place her on the table please, GIR?" Zim asked. GIR felt his master's depression.
"Yes master." GIR replied just as depressed. He lightly set the sleeping SIR on the metal table. Zim slid an X-ray screen in front of her and showed a smaller SIR that seemed to be inside her. Zim's mouth dropped.
"We're gonna have another one?" Zim asked GIR. GIR smiled and turned to his master.
"I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!" GIR cried happily. Zim began to put two and two together.
"GIR! Go fetch Dib and get him down here! Computer, turn on Irken X- rays!" Zim shouted. GIR complied immediately. Soon, the sleeping form of the blue-eyed alien was on the metal table.
"If KIR's pregnant... I hope Dib isn't." Zim slid the screen in front of Dib. Sure enough there was a small irken child sleeping in Dib's belly.
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Invader Ros ran down the halls of the Massive with urgency. She had gotten word of Dib's pregnancy, and the Tallest wanted to know if anything happened. She came to their door to see their guards collapsed on the ground, great pools of colored blood mixing together. Ros decided she should knock, just in case. She knocked and a groggy voice answered.
"Who is it?" The voice asked.
"Invader Ros, my Tallest. I have news from Earth!" She cried. She heard some rustling of cloth and loud 'Ow!', and the magenta door opened with a swish. She entered to see Purple still in bed, sleeping, Red with a pair of red leggings on.
"My Tallest, Invader Dib and his SIR, KIR, are both pregnant!" She babbled excitedly. Purple woke up at the word, 'pregnant'.
"Huh?" Both asked in amazement.
"How the heck does a droid get pregnant?" Red half screamed. It was still early in the morning and Red yelled loud enough to wake half the universe.
"I dunno, but they both are!" Ros said again with a shrug.
"Red, calm down... it's finally starting." Purple said looking out the window. Silence filled the room.
"You may leave, Invader Ros. And thank you for that valuable information." Red said, dismissing the small invader. She sighed and walked out of the room.
"I hope the baby dies..." She muttered as she walked back to the control room to see if she could find out anything else.
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(9 months later...)
Zim flicked on the TV to get an irken channel he used to love as a wittle irken. He sat there and stared at the TV screen for hours until he heard a loud scream of pain from somewhere in the house.
"Computer! What is going on?" Zim asked fear in his voice.
"It seems that KIR has gone into labor..." Another scream echoed in the house.
"As has Dib." The computer said with worry.
"Get them down here!" Zim shouted. Two tiles raised off the floor and went after the two screaming patients. Dib arrived first, clutching his stomach and sweating already. KIR came next, gritting her so-called teeth in pain, GIR holding her hand.
"Computer! How the hell do we do this?" Dib screamed at the ceiling. His eyes were blurry with tears of pain.
"Um... not sounding forward or anything, but Dib, I suggest you take off your pants. And GIR, take off KIR's metal plating around her... lower body." The computer instructed. The obstacles of childbirth were removed quickly, just as KIR and Dib both let out a cry of pain.
"ZIM! Help me here! You're gonna be a father you know!" Dib cried. Zim grabbed Dib's hand just as Dib let loose another scream and almost squeezed Zim's hand off.
"Master! There's something coming!" GIR cried as a minature cry rang into the room.
"GIR, hold the baby's head so it doesn't die! And make sure you don't pull!" Zim instructed as Dib gave a huge cry and began to push. There was a harsh, metallic cry as the new SIR was born into the world. GIR grabbed a pillow and stuck it behind KIR, before she collapsed backward. He grabbed a blanket out of his head* and wrapped it around the new baby. He handed it to KIR and then took out another blanket to cover her with. Bluish oil dripped off the new SIR, KIR looked tired and proud and she kissed GIR's 'lips'.
How ever, Dib let loose yet another scream as a small irken head wormed its way out of him.
"GIR! Can I have a few blankets?" Zim asked hurriedly as he let go of Dib's hand to deliver the baby. GIR handed him 3 different blankets. Zim chose the bright blue one, and got the baby with it. He wrapped up the screaming little irken with a smile. He then spread a blanket over Dib's legs. He grabbed the other pillow off the couch and put it behind Dib.
"Thank you Zim." Dib said kissing Zim's lips as he handed Dib the baby. Dib gasped as he looked at the baby. It had very light lavender eyes. It smiled and giggled as it touched it's 'mommy's' face. This beautiful bundle of joy dripped a little bit of red goo off its leg. The same stuff was dripping off the still floating tile.
"What are we gonna name it, Zim?" Dib asked soothing the baby irken until it fell asleep.
"I think it's a she, Dib." Zim said with a smile.
"I'll take your word for it. What will we name her?" Dib asked with a tired smile.
"Sek?" Zim asked contributing.
"Sek... I like it. What about you two?" Dib asked the two droids next to them.
"We're naming her VIR." KIR said with a smile.
"What does the 'V' stand for?" Dib and Zim both asked.
"We dunno..." The two others said with a shrug. They all began to laugh.
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It was the second time in a week that Ros had pounded on the Tallests' door.
"They've been born. Sek and VIR!" Ros cried running off.
"So says the prophesy." Purple said with a sigh.
"It's true then? We're gonna die?" Red asked. Purple nodded.
"If the prophesy comes true."
*gasp* What ever will happen? Two new children in the Zim household? How will any of then survive? Will Zim ever like cheese? NO ONE KNOWS. So, you'll have to wait a day for a new chapter. SORRY! *runs off cackling maniacally* NO ONE WILL TOUCH ME, OR MY TOAST!
Go there! It's a pic from TOPAZ! Is so pretty. Anyway, I must need to explain something if there was some confusion. Red and Purple conceived Zim and Dib, but since Purple didn't want Red to know he had children, so he gave them to 2 Irkens. On which stayed on Irk (Zim and his mom) the other went to Earth (Dib and his daddy). So... big long thing... I dunno... I got bored. Don't hate the playa, hate the game! This one should be less confusing. And I hope I don't make this the last chapter. ^.^;;;;
I don't own Zim. Obviously.
Zim sighed as he checked on the sleeping boy again. Dib had slept for a few days straight. He had caught a bad cold from being unconscious in space, so he had the mild flu.
GIR and KIR had grown very close, so close that Zim heard inhuman screams of who-knows-what a few nights ago and KIR was sleeping more and more. She seemed to get bigger around the middle, and Zim often wondered if SIRs could get pregnant. So Zim and GIR had some extra time and they started talking intelligently. (GIR? Intelligent? Hey, it is my fic after all) But GIR was worried about KIR; she was usually as perky as he was; now all she did was eat and sleep. Zim was worried that Dib wouldn't survive this cold.
"Can you see what's wrong with KIR, master?" GIR asked sadness in his voice.
"I could try GIR. Could you wake her up and get her down to the Lab?" Zim asked hopping off the couch that he and GIR had been sitting on for 3 hours.
"What about master's friend?" GIR asked hopping off after him.
"Dib'll be okay. He's just sick... I hope." He added the last part quietly. GIR saluted and went to collect KIR. Zim sighed and looked up at the ceiling; hopefully Dib would start moving around in a day or so. He walked to the hidden entrance under the desk.
"Computer, take me to the scanning room please." Zim said without any feeling. As the elevator descended, the computer started to talk.
"Sir, is something wrong?" The computer asked.
"Nothing horrible, I just wish I knew what was wrong with Dib. He's starting to worry me, sleeping so much..." Zim said trailing off.
"He'll be okay Sir. GIR is on his way with KIR. He seems very distressed." The computer stated with a flat tone to his voice.
"Thank you. Turn on the robot X-ray screens please." He asked his computer as he stepped into his experimentation lab. The screens flickered to life just as GIR came in, KIR draped almost lifelessly in his arms. Zim could make out her chest rising and falling next to her round middle.
"Can you place her on the table please, GIR?" Zim asked. GIR felt his master's depression.
"Yes master." GIR replied just as depressed. He lightly set the sleeping SIR on the metal table. Zim slid an X-ray screen in front of her and showed a smaller SIR that seemed to be inside her. Zim's mouth dropped.
"We're gonna have another one?" Zim asked GIR. GIR smiled and turned to his master.
"I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!" GIR cried happily. Zim began to put two and two together.
"GIR! Go fetch Dib and get him down here! Computer, turn on Irken X- rays!" Zim shouted. GIR complied immediately. Soon, the sleeping form of the blue-eyed alien was on the metal table.
"If KIR's pregnant... I hope Dib isn't." Zim slid the screen in front of Dib. Sure enough there was a small irken child sleeping in Dib's belly.
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Invader Ros ran down the halls of the Massive with urgency. She had gotten word of Dib's pregnancy, and the Tallest wanted to know if anything happened. She came to their door to see their guards collapsed on the ground, great pools of colored blood mixing together. Ros decided she should knock, just in case. She knocked and a groggy voice answered.
"Who is it?" The voice asked.
"Invader Ros, my Tallest. I have news from Earth!" She cried. She heard some rustling of cloth and loud 'Ow!', and the magenta door opened with a swish. She entered to see Purple still in bed, sleeping, Red with a pair of red leggings on.
"My Tallest, Invader Dib and his SIR, KIR, are both pregnant!" She babbled excitedly. Purple woke up at the word, 'pregnant'.
"Huh?" Both asked in amazement.
"How the heck does a droid get pregnant?" Red half screamed. It was still early in the morning and Red yelled loud enough to wake half the universe.
"I dunno, but they both are!" Ros said again with a shrug.
"Red, calm down... it's finally starting." Purple said looking out the window. Silence filled the room.
"You may leave, Invader Ros. And thank you for that valuable information." Red said, dismissing the small invader. She sighed and walked out of the room.
"I hope the baby dies..." She muttered as she walked back to the control room to see if she could find out anything else.
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(9 months later...)
Zim flicked on the TV to get an irken channel he used to love as a wittle irken. He sat there and stared at the TV screen for hours until he heard a loud scream of pain from somewhere in the house.
"Computer! What is going on?" Zim asked fear in his voice.
"It seems that KIR has gone into labor..." Another scream echoed in the house.
"As has Dib." The computer said with worry.
"Get them down here!" Zim shouted. Two tiles raised off the floor and went after the two screaming patients. Dib arrived first, clutching his stomach and sweating already. KIR came next, gritting her so-called teeth in pain, GIR holding her hand.
"Computer! How the hell do we do this?" Dib screamed at the ceiling. His eyes were blurry with tears of pain.
"Um... not sounding forward or anything, but Dib, I suggest you take off your pants. And GIR, take off KIR's metal plating around her... lower body." The computer instructed. The obstacles of childbirth were removed quickly, just as KIR and Dib both let out a cry of pain.
"ZIM! Help me here! You're gonna be a father you know!" Dib cried. Zim grabbed Dib's hand just as Dib let loose another scream and almost squeezed Zim's hand off.
"Master! There's something coming!" GIR cried as a minature cry rang into the room.
"GIR, hold the baby's head so it doesn't die! And make sure you don't pull!" Zim instructed as Dib gave a huge cry and began to push. There was a harsh, metallic cry as the new SIR was born into the world. GIR grabbed a pillow and stuck it behind KIR, before she collapsed backward. He grabbed a blanket out of his head* and wrapped it around the new baby. He handed it to KIR and then took out another blanket to cover her with. Bluish oil dripped off the new SIR, KIR looked tired and proud and she kissed GIR's 'lips'.
How ever, Dib let loose yet another scream as a small irken head wormed its way out of him.
"GIR! Can I have a few blankets?" Zim asked hurriedly as he let go of Dib's hand to deliver the baby. GIR handed him 3 different blankets. Zim chose the bright blue one, and got the baby with it. He wrapped up the screaming little irken with a smile. He then spread a blanket over Dib's legs. He grabbed the other pillow off the couch and put it behind Dib.
"Thank you Zim." Dib said kissing Zim's lips as he handed Dib the baby. Dib gasped as he looked at the baby. It had very light lavender eyes. It smiled and giggled as it touched it's 'mommy's' face. This beautiful bundle of joy dripped a little bit of red goo off its leg. The same stuff was dripping off the still floating tile.
"What are we gonna name it, Zim?" Dib asked soothing the baby irken until it fell asleep.
"I think it's a she, Dib." Zim said with a smile.
"I'll take your word for it. What will we name her?" Dib asked with a tired smile.
"Sek?" Zim asked contributing.
"Sek... I like it. What about you two?" Dib asked the two droids next to them.
"We're naming her VIR." KIR said with a smile.
"What does the 'V' stand for?" Dib and Zim both asked.
"We dunno..." The two others said with a shrug. They all began to laugh.
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It was the second time in a week that Ros had pounded on the Tallests' door.
"They've been born. Sek and VIR!" Ros cried running off.
"So says the prophesy." Purple said with a sigh.
"It's true then? We're gonna die?" Red asked. Purple nodded.
"If the prophesy comes true."
*gasp* What ever will happen? Two new children in the Zim household? How will any of then survive? Will Zim ever like cheese? NO ONE KNOWS. So, you'll have to wait a day for a new chapter. SORRY! *runs off cackling maniacally* NO ONE WILL TOUCH ME, OR MY TOAST!