A/N:I read the 1st book today and it said elixir prevented dying so you could live forever. Well it said at the end that the Famels were going to die. Did you know you could only live forever if you had elixir and once it was gone you die. Okay I am sure everyone knew that except me..

"Errr.. umm..?? My PARTEEE! Yayyyy!!"

Me *typing*: It was a dark and stormy night well not really it was a light and sunny day anyway...

Draco: not her again please no no catsuit and stupid songs by ...

Hermione: no dont say the name

Sirius:How come if you think I deserve more parts in stories you never give me one.

Ron:Hogwarts hoggy hoggy hogwarts! ohh evil flying monkey*runs out of room chasing something only he can see*

Dean: Did you know that JK Rowling in the first book on page 122 describes me as a "a black boy even taller than Ron" ?

Me: umm no not untill just like a sec ago

Dean:*mutters as he walks away* what a discrace

Draco: Yep it was to your mom Dean

Ginny: hi Harry

Harry: hi

Me: ohh I got an idear

Melissa: thats my word girl

Me:I created you and anyway Harry and Ginny should get together who agrees

Audience: Me Me

Ginny: sorry Harry and everyone but I dont like him in that way

Me: Fine harry do you agree with her*he nods* than I banish you from my story.*they disappear*

Draco *looking at the mail opener laying on the desk*: Ohhh shiney me have me have*grabbs mail opener runs around*

Sirius: Minerva is looking hot tonight

Minerva:*giggle giggle* call me Minne*they leave throught the ever- exsisting plot hole*

Harry:please tell me that didnt just happen

Hermione: Well at least it doesnt happen every day

Severus Snape: Dude Girl Ginnster(hes talking to me) I thought I was your fav professor why aint I in your story

Draco: Owwww Ahhhh It hurts *he tripped and stabbed himself with the mail opener*wahhhhh

Me:*glances at Draco* anyway your not my favorite professor your Draco's fav

Draco: no hes not

Harry: Wow never thought I'd see the day when Snape was nice

Me: To all the authors reading this I hate it when some of you make Snape all nice and lovey dovey

Sirius: Ahhhh freak Snape back back stupefy *Severus falls to ground stunned*

Draco: I said OWWWW AHHHH IT HURTS WAAHHH!*bleeds a lot*

Ron: Ding Dong the wicked Dracos dead*starts dancing and singing crazily* Ommpa Dommpa Ommpady do I've got a riddle for you

Hermione: Shut up Ron Ohh poor Drackins are you ok baby

Draco: Ahhh*runs out of the plot hole with Hermi chasing him*

Ron:No dead Draco??*pouts*

Fred and George: I afraid not

Ron: Wahhhh its back*runs out of room again grabbing at air*

Ginny: We really should get him a CAT scan

Harry: Yea

Me: I thought I ban....

Mariah Carey: Many nights we pray with no proof anyone can hear

Me Hermione Ginny And Minnie: Partty?? Parteeeeee!yaaaa!!

Mariah:*now stands on stage with microphone*in our hearts o hope for some we barely unterstood

Draco Ron Harry Snape and Severus:Yaa Parteeeeee!!

*everyone dances *

Sirius: Hey Mariah Hows about a little more up beat?*new music starts*

Mariah:shoodadotdodo yaah dododo dum doddoddo dum (etcetc I dotn wanna type) we was as one babe for a moment in time and it seemed everlasting that you would always be mine

Hermione:I LOVE this song Ron dance with me*start dancing like maniacs*

Sirius: Minnie*they dance*

Me: Harry.

Harry:sure*we dance*

Draco: Ginny?*they dance*

Severus; hey what about me?

Mariah:and you wanna be free so Im letting you fly cause I know In my heart babe our love will never die nooo

Severus:fine has I am leaving *disappears*

Me:Siruis out no drinking cause Im not old enough*Siruis and Minnie disapear*

Ginny:I know I know truth or dare

Mariah: bye guys I gotta go give a concert

Me: ohh yeah me first me first cause I have read all the Harry Potter books

Everyone else:???

Me: Harry truth or dare

Harry:err.. dare??

Me:umm.. I dare you to put ketchup,mustard,sweet and sour sauce,pickel juice and toilet water in a cup mix it together than drink it!*all the stuff we need appears*

Girls: hee haa *giggle giggle*

Harry: or?

Me:French Snape here*he just came back thought the plot hole*

Harry: errrr ummmm I will.....

A/N: whatcha think huh?huh?huh? you think Im evil cause I wont tell you what Harry does? Mwwhhhhahahahahah*mom sticks head in door and stares* umhumm okay well maybe if your nice and you beg I will make a sequel

Harry: No sequel I dont wanna know what I doo.......

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter peoples belong to the wonerful person I admire soo much JK Rowling and those book companys or whatever and the pointless plot belongs to me!Its all mine you cant have it!*sticks out tongue* actullay if you want that much you can borrow it but say it was used by me first and umm the songs belong to Mariah Carey and who ever wrote'um and they belong to the record company and they belong to the hyper crazed music fans and they belong to ME so there!!!

Peace Out Peeps