Disclaimers- *groans* I love you all, but I am in so much pain. RAWR. Don't
get mad at me if this chapter turns out to be really angsty. I am in so
much pain... My BACK! ARG! *dies* *comes back to life* FOOD! Hold on a
couple minuets... I want to eat!
Okay... back-ness. I have no idea why I wrote that. But anyway... TO THE STORY! OH! Topaz drew me another picture! Is so cool! Black and Dib! TOPAZ IS SO COOL! Sek and VIR are originals. XP Peridot… I needed a random character and since it's like midnight… you were the first one to come to mind. Sorry… don't hurt me… *whimper*
I'll link the picture later...
SO HAVE FUN!
Dib sighed. He was still tired from giving birth to Sek. He wanted to get out of bed and do something but Zim wouldn't let him. He was getting bored of sitting around their bedroom and taking care of himself while Zim was taking care of Sek. He sighed again and got out of bed.
"Zim! Can I do something now?" Dib called down the stairs.
"Go back to bed, Dib!" Zim called back. Dib heard a loud cry and shrank back into his room.
"I just wanna see my baby…" Dib said with a small sigh. He threw himself lifelessly on the bed.
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Zim sighed. He really didn't want to take care of Sek anymore, but he was trying to play big tough guy. So he was stuck with the kid. GIR and KIR seemed to be having fun teaching VIR all the important things that any brainless SIR should know, bit little VIR didn't seem interested. Zim was starting to worry that VIR would be smart, along with Sek... this was turning out to be an interesting relationship. Zim sighed again. Maybe he should ask Dib for help.
"But then that would mean I was wrong and invaders are never wrong!" He said to himself, mentally bashing himself as well.
"You're right, they don't. But they should." A voice cooed behind him. Zim whipped around to see Dib standing behind him with VIR in his arms.
"KIR needed some sleep. So, I told her I'd take care of VIR." Dib smiled and bounced the baby android in his arms. Zim sighed and smiled. Sek was begging for 'Daddy' so Zim picked her up and bounced her around. Dib smiled and pecked Zim on the cheek.
"I can't wait to see them both grow up. I want to know everything that happens in Sek's life..." Dib said kissing Sek on the forehead. She giggled and reached out to Dib. A small 'Mummy' gurgled from her and Dib smiled one of those sappy smiles mothers get.
"Zim? Can you take care of VIR for me? Please?" Dib asked. "I'll take care of Sek!" Dib added excitedly.
"Sure. I wanna go to bed anyway. VIR looks sleepy..." Zim said with a gentle smile and a yawn.
"Sek and I'll watch TV." The two kissed briefly and went in their different directions.
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Zim ventured timidly down the stairs and checked to make sure that Dib and Sek was sleeping on the couch. They were, and he smiled.
"Now I can go find that gift for the Tallest!" Zim announced quietly to himself. He put on his disguise and dashed out of the house and down to the mall.
When he got into the mall he went looking around for a shop that would fit his shopping needs for the mighty Tallest. He sighed desperately as he wandered through the mall. He knew that the Tallest couldn't read the earth beast language very well, so he decided to go into an unnamed shop. As he walked in, the strong scent of lemons burst at him. A giggling human man walked up to him.
"Hello, sir!" He exclaimed happily. "Like, what are you shopping for?" He asked with a large smile. Zim smiled back at the way to friendly stink beast.
"Why, I am looking for two tee-shirts for my…" Zim stopped and thought for a moment. Were they his parents, or what? "For my parents. Their anniversary is coming up and I and my brother decided that we should get them something special." Zim said with a gentle smile.
"Oh! So, are your parents male or female?" The man asked with an overly happy tone. Zim had to pause again and think hard. Irkens didn't really have genders… But then how…?
"Male…" He said trailing off to thinking again.
"Wonderful! We have all sorts of stuff here for you to choose from! Bubble Baths… t-Shirts… and other clothing as well!" He said with an almost understanding smile. "I'll be at the counter when you're ready!" He said skipping off. Zim sighed and started looking at the T-shirts. If he found one for all the people he was shopping for… He'd be better off than when he started. He knew Dib was going to be super mad when he got home, but buying a gift so he could laugh at the Tallest was going to be so much sweeter. After spending what seemed hours longer in the store, he found every t- shirt he was looking for and smiled wildly as he went up to the counter and paid for them.
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A short, green eyed Irken ran down the hall; a small, brown package stuck under her arm. It was labeled to be delivered to the Tallest as soon as it arrived on the Massive. She had contacted the being who sent this, and when she found it was Zim, she knew it had to be important.
"I hope the Tallest will let me stay to see what's inside…" She sighed hopefully as she knocked on the Tallest's door.
"Urgent Package from Zim, my Tallest!" She called. The door opened and a depressed Red stood before her.
"Thank you, Peridot. Now, if anything else arrives bring it directly here… Okay?" Red asked the small Irken. She pouted for a moment, sad she wasn't able to stay and then saluted.
"Yes, my Tallest." She promptly turned and walked back down the hall. As she walked away her mind got the best of her.
"One day… One day... My Tallest…" She said in a mocking tone. "I will be Tallest one day. One of the first female Tallest in the whole Irken History!" She cried to no one. She cackled all the way back to the delivery room, planning torturous fates for the soon to be forgotten Tallest.
Meanwhile… Back in the Tallest's room.
"Hey, Purkle… Zim sent us something." Red said slicing the packaging open with one claw.
"What is it?" Purple asked getting up from the bed. Red shrugged as he opened the box to find a note on top of packing peanuts. Red picked up the letter that read on the outside "Open this first." Red sighed and sliced open the letter with the same claw.
"Read it out loud…" Purple said clutching his head and lying back down on the bed. "I'm too tired to read…" He moaned. Red smiled. 'That's my job…' He thought to himself.
"My dearest Tallest,
I am glad you got this package safely. It is meant for you two only. Let's just say it's a gift from one couple to another. You see, a few days ago, I caught a human brain sickness called "Cabin Fever" where one goes insane from being in a small place with the same people for elongated periods of time. So I decided to go shopping. You should really make a planet of shopping malls, my Tallest. They are wonderful things. Anyway, as I was on my random shopping quest, I found a store that suited both of you perfectly. So I bought you each a t-shirt. The one with red lettering is for Tallest Red, and the one with purple lettering is, of course, for Tallest Purple. I hope you enjoy these shirts, and please contact me as soon as you have them on. I want to see how well they fit.
Lots of Love to you,
Zim, Dib and Family." Red finished the letter pulling out two shirts. He put the one with red lettering on and Purple put his on as well. The both walked down the hall into the room with a couch and contacted Zim. Little did they know what the shirts said.
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Zim was sleeping in front of his consul when the incoming transmission beeper went off. Zim put it on hold and called Dib down.
"Leave Sek with GIR. She'll be in good hands." Zim said quickly. He wanted Dib to see what he had done. But lately, Dib had been extremely distant and Zim was trying to figure out why. Dib arrived quickly and sat down next to Zim and cuddled into him. Zim opened communications and almost cracked a rib trying not to laugh.
Red and Purple had their shirts on. But they had no idea what they said. Red's had a large smiley face on it and his read "I just gave birth to a demon baby, clap for me!" And Purple's had the classic "Get away from me! I've got PMS!" line on it. Dib fell on the floor in silent, tearful laughter.
"Hello… My… Tallest." Zim said with some difficulty.
"Hello Zim. We wanted to call you and tell you that our shirts fit just fine. And we want to thank you Zim." Red said with a very calm look on his face. Neither of them had any idea why Dib had suddenly disappeared and they could hear quiet snickering in the background.
"Well my Tallest. Dib and I must go take care of our child… We'll talk to you later. Bye!" Zim said with a small wave. He terminated communication and cracked up laughing falling on the floor near Dib. Both of them began to laugh so hard, that they began to cry Irken tears.
"That was great! I'll never forget that!" Dib cried hugging Zim close.
"Dib… I have something to ask you…" Zim said squeezing Dib closer. Dib turned his head up and looked at Zim. He continued.
"These last few days… almost a week now… You've been so distant. Can you tell me what the matter is?" Zim asked looking down at him. His large red eyes blinked with a kind of sad questioning.
"Zim… This baby… was it right? I mean, did we need to have it?" Dib's voice went quiet. "Do we have to keep it?" Zim was speechless. He had helped in creating life with a lover and now his lover wanted to give up their first child?
"Zim, I haven't gotten a lot of sleep and I need it. You are always down here… I feel like I'm the only parent for this baby. She hardly sees you…" Dib said unhooking himself from Zim's grasp.
"I don't understand…" Zim said helplessly. "Why?" He asked. His red eyes were a mix of sadness, anger, and fear.
"Zim, I…" Dib was cut off.
"You want to give a baby, that you gave birth to, away? You either want some horrible family to take her away and hurt her or you want to kill her?" Zim cried a single tear running down his face.
"Oh my gosh… Zim… No. Not at all…" Dib started again.
"You want to kill an innocent life form? Cut it off from its parents? Do you know how happy our baby will be when she finds out that her grandparents are the Tallest?" Zim asked more questions with more tears.
"Even though I don't show it all the time, I love Sek! She's my child too!" Just then, Zim caught her familiar eye color. "Oh no…" He said looking at her.
"How long have you been down here, Sek?" Dib asked her. She looked to be in shock.
"Is it twue? Awe you gonna give me up?" The small Irken girl asked, clutching a small piggie to her chest.
"No! We would never, ever give you up." Zim said holding his arms out to the little girl. The girl looked up at him and glared slightly.
"Who are you?" She asked.
MWAHAHAHAHA! Horrible person! OH YEAH! Anyway… The Shirt bit was in there for my sick twisted amusement. I hope that you review… and there are going to be more conflicts in the next couple of chapters. How long will this fruggin' story last? NO ONE KNOWS! MWHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah… Teaser for next chapter! Time elapses fast… and Sek is aboard the Massive… only with a different name. The next bit goes along with a story and some characters from a story that me and two of my friends are planning. So… Sek is soon to be…. *DUNDUNDUUUUUUUN* You'll have to wait! I'm a horrible little person, no? *giggles insanely and walks off into the darkness*
Okay... back-ness. I have no idea why I wrote that. But anyway... TO THE STORY! OH! Topaz drew me another picture! Is so cool! Black and Dib! TOPAZ IS SO COOL! Sek and VIR are originals. XP Peridot… I needed a random character and since it's like midnight… you were the first one to come to mind. Sorry… don't hurt me… *whimper*
I'll link the picture later...
SO HAVE FUN!
Dib sighed. He was still tired from giving birth to Sek. He wanted to get out of bed and do something but Zim wouldn't let him. He was getting bored of sitting around their bedroom and taking care of himself while Zim was taking care of Sek. He sighed again and got out of bed.
"Zim! Can I do something now?" Dib called down the stairs.
"Go back to bed, Dib!" Zim called back. Dib heard a loud cry and shrank back into his room.
"I just wanna see my baby…" Dib said with a small sigh. He threw himself lifelessly on the bed.
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Zim sighed. He really didn't want to take care of Sek anymore, but he was trying to play big tough guy. So he was stuck with the kid. GIR and KIR seemed to be having fun teaching VIR all the important things that any brainless SIR should know, bit little VIR didn't seem interested. Zim was starting to worry that VIR would be smart, along with Sek... this was turning out to be an interesting relationship. Zim sighed again. Maybe he should ask Dib for help.
"But then that would mean I was wrong and invaders are never wrong!" He said to himself, mentally bashing himself as well.
"You're right, they don't. But they should." A voice cooed behind him. Zim whipped around to see Dib standing behind him with VIR in his arms.
"KIR needed some sleep. So, I told her I'd take care of VIR." Dib smiled and bounced the baby android in his arms. Zim sighed and smiled. Sek was begging for 'Daddy' so Zim picked her up and bounced her around. Dib smiled and pecked Zim on the cheek.
"I can't wait to see them both grow up. I want to know everything that happens in Sek's life..." Dib said kissing Sek on the forehead. She giggled and reached out to Dib. A small 'Mummy' gurgled from her and Dib smiled one of those sappy smiles mothers get.
"Zim? Can you take care of VIR for me? Please?" Dib asked. "I'll take care of Sek!" Dib added excitedly.
"Sure. I wanna go to bed anyway. VIR looks sleepy..." Zim said with a gentle smile and a yawn.
"Sek and I'll watch TV." The two kissed briefly and went in their different directions.
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Zim ventured timidly down the stairs and checked to make sure that Dib and Sek was sleeping on the couch. They were, and he smiled.
"Now I can go find that gift for the Tallest!" Zim announced quietly to himself. He put on his disguise and dashed out of the house and down to the mall.
When he got into the mall he went looking around for a shop that would fit his shopping needs for the mighty Tallest. He sighed desperately as he wandered through the mall. He knew that the Tallest couldn't read the earth beast language very well, so he decided to go into an unnamed shop. As he walked in, the strong scent of lemons burst at him. A giggling human man walked up to him.
"Hello, sir!" He exclaimed happily. "Like, what are you shopping for?" He asked with a large smile. Zim smiled back at the way to friendly stink beast.
"Why, I am looking for two tee-shirts for my…" Zim stopped and thought for a moment. Were they his parents, or what? "For my parents. Their anniversary is coming up and I and my brother decided that we should get them something special." Zim said with a gentle smile.
"Oh! So, are your parents male or female?" The man asked with an overly happy tone. Zim had to pause again and think hard. Irkens didn't really have genders… But then how…?
"Male…" He said trailing off to thinking again.
"Wonderful! We have all sorts of stuff here for you to choose from! Bubble Baths… t-Shirts… and other clothing as well!" He said with an almost understanding smile. "I'll be at the counter when you're ready!" He said skipping off. Zim sighed and started looking at the T-shirts. If he found one for all the people he was shopping for… He'd be better off than when he started. He knew Dib was going to be super mad when he got home, but buying a gift so he could laugh at the Tallest was going to be so much sweeter. After spending what seemed hours longer in the store, he found every t- shirt he was looking for and smiled wildly as he went up to the counter and paid for them.
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A short, green eyed Irken ran down the hall; a small, brown package stuck under her arm. It was labeled to be delivered to the Tallest as soon as it arrived on the Massive. She had contacted the being who sent this, and when she found it was Zim, she knew it had to be important.
"I hope the Tallest will let me stay to see what's inside…" She sighed hopefully as she knocked on the Tallest's door.
"Urgent Package from Zim, my Tallest!" She called. The door opened and a depressed Red stood before her.
"Thank you, Peridot. Now, if anything else arrives bring it directly here… Okay?" Red asked the small Irken. She pouted for a moment, sad she wasn't able to stay and then saluted.
"Yes, my Tallest." She promptly turned and walked back down the hall. As she walked away her mind got the best of her.
"One day… One day... My Tallest…" She said in a mocking tone. "I will be Tallest one day. One of the first female Tallest in the whole Irken History!" She cried to no one. She cackled all the way back to the delivery room, planning torturous fates for the soon to be forgotten Tallest.
Meanwhile… Back in the Tallest's room.
"Hey, Purkle… Zim sent us something." Red said slicing the packaging open with one claw.
"What is it?" Purple asked getting up from the bed. Red shrugged as he opened the box to find a note on top of packing peanuts. Red picked up the letter that read on the outside "Open this first." Red sighed and sliced open the letter with the same claw.
"Read it out loud…" Purple said clutching his head and lying back down on the bed. "I'm too tired to read…" He moaned. Red smiled. 'That's my job…' He thought to himself.
"My dearest Tallest,
I am glad you got this package safely. It is meant for you two only. Let's just say it's a gift from one couple to another. You see, a few days ago, I caught a human brain sickness called "Cabin Fever" where one goes insane from being in a small place with the same people for elongated periods of time. So I decided to go shopping. You should really make a planet of shopping malls, my Tallest. They are wonderful things. Anyway, as I was on my random shopping quest, I found a store that suited both of you perfectly. So I bought you each a t-shirt. The one with red lettering is for Tallest Red, and the one with purple lettering is, of course, for Tallest Purple. I hope you enjoy these shirts, and please contact me as soon as you have them on. I want to see how well they fit.
Lots of Love to you,
Zim, Dib and Family." Red finished the letter pulling out two shirts. He put the one with red lettering on and Purple put his on as well. The both walked down the hall into the room with a couch and contacted Zim. Little did they know what the shirts said.
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Zim was sleeping in front of his consul when the incoming transmission beeper went off. Zim put it on hold and called Dib down.
"Leave Sek with GIR. She'll be in good hands." Zim said quickly. He wanted Dib to see what he had done. But lately, Dib had been extremely distant and Zim was trying to figure out why. Dib arrived quickly and sat down next to Zim and cuddled into him. Zim opened communications and almost cracked a rib trying not to laugh.
Red and Purple had their shirts on. But they had no idea what they said. Red's had a large smiley face on it and his read "I just gave birth to a demon baby, clap for me!" And Purple's had the classic "Get away from me! I've got PMS!" line on it. Dib fell on the floor in silent, tearful laughter.
"Hello… My… Tallest." Zim said with some difficulty.
"Hello Zim. We wanted to call you and tell you that our shirts fit just fine. And we want to thank you Zim." Red said with a very calm look on his face. Neither of them had any idea why Dib had suddenly disappeared and they could hear quiet snickering in the background.
"Well my Tallest. Dib and I must go take care of our child… We'll talk to you later. Bye!" Zim said with a small wave. He terminated communication and cracked up laughing falling on the floor near Dib. Both of them began to laugh so hard, that they began to cry Irken tears.
"That was great! I'll never forget that!" Dib cried hugging Zim close.
"Dib… I have something to ask you…" Zim said squeezing Dib closer. Dib turned his head up and looked at Zim. He continued.
"These last few days… almost a week now… You've been so distant. Can you tell me what the matter is?" Zim asked looking down at him. His large red eyes blinked with a kind of sad questioning.
"Zim… This baby… was it right? I mean, did we need to have it?" Dib's voice went quiet. "Do we have to keep it?" Zim was speechless. He had helped in creating life with a lover and now his lover wanted to give up their first child?
"Zim, I haven't gotten a lot of sleep and I need it. You are always down here… I feel like I'm the only parent for this baby. She hardly sees you…" Dib said unhooking himself from Zim's grasp.
"I don't understand…" Zim said helplessly. "Why?" He asked. His red eyes were a mix of sadness, anger, and fear.
"Zim, I…" Dib was cut off.
"You want to give a baby, that you gave birth to, away? You either want some horrible family to take her away and hurt her or you want to kill her?" Zim cried a single tear running down his face.
"Oh my gosh… Zim… No. Not at all…" Dib started again.
"You want to kill an innocent life form? Cut it off from its parents? Do you know how happy our baby will be when she finds out that her grandparents are the Tallest?" Zim asked more questions with more tears.
"Even though I don't show it all the time, I love Sek! She's my child too!" Just then, Zim caught her familiar eye color. "Oh no…" He said looking at her.
"How long have you been down here, Sek?" Dib asked her. She looked to be in shock.
"Is it twue? Awe you gonna give me up?" The small Irken girl asked, clutching a small piggie to her chest.
"No! We would never, ever give you up." Zim said holding his arms out to the little girl. The girl looked up at him and glared slightly.
"Who are you?" She asked.
MWAHAHAHAHA! Horrible person! OH YEAH! Anyway… The Shirt bit was in there for my sick twisted amusement. I hope that you review… and there are going to be more conflicts in the next couple of chapters. How long will this fruggin' story last? NO ONE KNOWS! MWHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah… Teaser for next chapter! Time elapses fast… and Sek is aboard the Massive… only with a different name. The next bit goes along with a story and some characters from a story that me and two of my friends are planning. So… Sek is soon to be…. *DUNDUNDUUUUUUUN* You'll have to wait! I'm a horrible little person, no? *giggles insanely and walks off into the darkness*