A/N: Okay this is a challenge fic with Padfoots challenges! I own only the
plot. I dont even own Jenn, my sister, or my mom. The evil aleins own them
*nods* Yeah so why are you reading this? Read the story!!
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Challenges-
-It must be funny
-Sirius must be in it
-There must be a mention of pink elephants
-It mustn't be longer than 10 pages
-It mustn't be shorter than 4 pages
-Someone must yell, "The sand man is coming! Run for your lives!"
-Someone must come out of the refrigerator covered in cream cheese
-And finally A *human* character must yell, "MOO!" in the middle of the story.
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Pink Elephants and The Sandman
Me:Okay bye *hangs up phone* now I am bored. Hey! I know! *snaps fingers*
Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius: *appear*
Me: Hiya!
Draco: oh no...
Harry: no more truth or dare or anything like that! I am sick of it
Me: Oh no.. We are gonna play a different game!
All: *groan*
Me: Its called Pink elephants! Okay someone stands in the middle and cant think of the pink elephant. The rest of us stand a repeat Pink Elephants over and over and over.
Draco: Thats stupid!
My Mom: *runs in chasing my younger sister* MOO!!!
Everyone: *stares* Umm? yea? sure whatever? *My mom runs out*
Sirius: I wanna be it!!!!me me me!!!
Me: okay
All: pink elephant pink elephant!!!
Sirius: The sand man is coming! Run for your lives!
All: huh? *stares blankly*
Pink Elephant: You forgot about me!
Me: so what?
Pink Elephant: I feel so unwanted!
Draco: thats because you are!
Pink Elephant: uh! *disappears*
Sirius: This is weird!
Ron: I'm not gifted, I'm weird!
Harry: So I have noticed.
Hermione: Ron its I'm not weird, I'm gifted
Me: I have a keychain thats says that *nods over and over again*
Everyone besides me: **stares*
Jenn: wussup peeps??????
Draco:Whos that?
Me: Jenny! WUSSUP? what are you doing here? *we hug*
Jenn: I thought I would drop by and see what was going on! oh you are writing a fic how fun!
Ron: umm yea?
Draco: whatever
Snape: *emerges from refidgerator covered in cream cheese* Why am I here?
Everyone else: *cracks up*
Jenn: okayyyyy!
Snape: 200 points from Gryffindor *looks down* What the --? Cream Cheese? *raises eyebrow*
Hermione: I aint even gonna ask.
Snape: What are you students doing here? You should be in class! Detention! except for Draco!
Harry, Hernione, and Ron: GRRRR!!!
Sirius: Snapey! Did you notice that she *points to me* is a fanfic author?
Snape: No. Please I am to young to die! I will change! spare me please! I have my whole life in front of me! Please *breaks down and crys*
Me: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! * presses the delete key and Snape disappears*
Everyone else: *looks scared
DRaco: Its just a suggestion but maybe we should RUN!!!!!!!
Hermione: I'm with you!!
*Harry, Ron, Draco, Hermione, and the pink elephant run away*
Sirius: I will be going now *disappears*
Me: I am soo evil
Jenn: Yep!! BYE everyone please-
Me and Jenn: REVIEW!!!!!!!
Me: do you know that many !!! marks is the sign of a dearranged mind?
Jenn: No but I already knew you were dearranged
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THE END!!!!
A/N: I thought it was pretty good if I do say so myself, and I do!! Merry Christmas Everyone and a Happy New Year! Guess what? My B-day is in 9 days! (its on new years day!!!)
REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! PLEASE!
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Ginny Potter
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Challenges-
-It must be funny
-Sirius must be in it
-There must be a mention of pink elephants
-It mustn't be longer than 10 pages
-It mustn't be shorter than 4 pages
-Someone must yell, "The sand man is coming! Run for your lives!"
-Someone must come out of the refrigerator covered in cream cheese
-And finally A *human* character must yell, "MOO!" in the middle of the story.
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Pink Elephants and The Sandman
Me:Okay bye *hangs up phone* now I am bored. Hey! I know! *snaps fingers*
Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius: *appear*
Me: Hiya!
Draco: oh no...
Harry: no more truth or dare or anything like that! I am sick of it
Me: Oh no.. We are gonna play a different game!
All: *groan*
Me: Its called Pink elephants! Okay someone stands in the middle and cant think of the pink elephant. The rest of us stand a repeat Pink Elephants over and over and over.
Draco: Thats stupid!
My Mom: *runs in chasing my younger sister* MOO!!!
Everyone: *stares* Umm? yea? sure whatever? *My mom runs out*
Sirius: I wanna be it!!!!me me me!!!
Me: okay
All: pink elephant pink elephant!!!
Sirius: The sand man is coming! Run for your lives!
All: huh? *stares blankly*
Pink Elephant: You forgot about me!
Me: so what?
Pink Elephant: I feel so unwanted!
Draco: thats because you are!
Pink Elephant: uh! *disappears*
Sirius: This is weird!
Ron: I'm not gifted, I'm weird!
Harry: So I have noticed.
Hermione: Ron its I'm not weird, I'm gifted
Me: I have a keychain thats says that *nods over and over again*
Everyone besides me: **stares*
Jenn: wussup peeps??????
Draco:Whos that?
Me: Jenny! WUSSUP? what are you doing here? *we hug*
Jenn: I thought I would drop by and see what was going on! oh you are writing a fic how fun!
Ron: umm yea?
Draco: whatever
Snape: *emerges from refidgerator covered in cream cheese* Why am I here?
Everyone else: *cracks up*
Jenn: okayyyyy!
Snape: 200 points from Gryffindor *looks down* What the --? Cream Cheese? *raises eyebrow*
Hermione: I aint even gonna ask.
Snape: What are you students doing here? You should be in class! Detention! except for Draco!
Harry, Hernione, and Ron: GRRRR!!!
Sirius: Snapey! Did you notice that she *points to me* is a fanfic author?
Snape: No. Please I am to young to die! I will change! spare me please! I have my whole life in front of me! Please *breaks down and crys*
Me: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! * presses the delete key and Snape disappears*
Everyone else: *looks scared
DRaco: Its just a suggestion but maybe we should RUN!!!!!!!
Hermione: I'm with you!!
*Harry, Ron, Draco, Hermione, and the pink elephant run away*
Sirius: I will be going now *disappears*
Me: I am soo evil
Jenn: Yep!! BYE everyone please-
Me and Jenn: REVIEW!!!!!!!
Me: do you know that many !!! marks is the sign of a dearranged mind?
Jenn: No but I already knew you were dearranged
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THE END!!!!
A/N: I thought it was pretty good if I do say so myself, and I do!! Merry Christmas Everyone and a Happy New Year! Guess what? My B-day is in 9 days! (its on new years day!!!)
REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! PLEASE!
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Ginny Potter