A/N: I dont own nothin except da plot which is weird and demented like my
brain but read this anyway ties in with when evil elves attack and ohh
shiny but stands on own
Voldie's Talent Show
Voldie:*opens curtain*
Me: I thought I would finally get around to talking or typing about my fav character..
Harry: How come I never am the main character
Me: I dont know it just comes that way through the plot hole or something like that
Draco: What she means Potty is I am better than you.
Ron: How come in every other fanfics authors fic I am chasing an evil flying monkey?
Me: would you rather it be and evil flying elephant anyway evil flying monkeys are the things responsible for kickin you off line
Hermione: What about me
Sirius: and me...
Pansy: and me..
Dean: and me...
Me: what about you
Voldie:Ladys and Gentleman presenting Voldies Talent show mwhahahaha
Pansy: ummm.. arent you you-know-who *faints when Voldie nods*
Dean: *faints*
Sirius: Author why do I have to faint I aint afraid of him
Me: i dont care
Sirius:*faints*
Voldie: first act will be Neville longbottom with Snape
Neville and Snape: huh him?
Voldie: they will sing and dance
Snape: we will?
Voldie: yes
Snape on key and Neville off key:
Everything I do
Is never enough for you
you dont wanna lose it
but Im not like that
and baby when you find the beat
its a love somebody
guess what guess what
its gonna be me
Crowd: Ummm yay
Voldie: That bit next is Hermone Granger
Hermione on perfect key whole time:
All you ladys leave you man at home
the club is full of ballers and their pockets full of gold
And all you fellas leave your girl at her friends
cause its 11 30 and the club is jumpin jumpin
Crowd: Bravo Bravo
Me: this is retarded let me write my story itz much better
Crowd: please do this s***s
Voldie: well poopy on you to*leaves*
Me: okay lets see the main character is Harry
Harry: see everyone loves me not u Draco
Draco:*mutters under breath about time I had a line* whatever
Me: Shut up Draco least you dont have that red catsuit on
Dumbledore: What is going on here ahhh.. sirius black and lord volemort *faints*
me: where he left
Dumbledore:*unfaints* ohh *leaves*
Ron: that was out of the ordinary
Cho: in the script it says I like Harry but I dont
Me: let me write the story okay
Voldie: i put a spell on you and now your mine
I put a spell on you and now your gone
Sirius: gone gone so long
Hermione: Isnt that song from Hocus Pocus
Me: Yeah we need different entertainment
draco:*suddenly has the catsuit on* Opps i did it again...
Everyone: shut up!
Voldie: No more talent show ever how about truth or dare or maybe spin the bottle
Harry:*sneaks off with Cho*
Ron: look its the evil flying elephant*chases it out of room*
Me: Now we have lost the main character and two others..
Professor Trelawney: Oh dear Ginny I fear you will be dead by tomorrow
Voldie: Am I gonna kill her huh?huh?huh?
Me: i am leaving*magically is home now*
Me: the end
Draco: whyy I dont wanna leave mommy
ME: I aint your mamma
Hermione: but its not funny we were just getting warmed up
Harry: you never said who your fav character is and I never gotta be the main character
Ron: thats life
Voldie:*shuts curtain* and that is the story of my talent show
Crowd:yayyy yeah bravo we loved it yaayyy *clap clap alot*
Voldie: come take your bow everyone
Snape Pansy Dean Sirius and Neville: *come on stage take bow and go back stage
Ron Harry Hermione Draco and Voldie:*do the same as others*
Me: *come on stage bow crowd goes wild and goes back stage*
A/N: That made lots of sense didnt it? lol Just so you know I am blonde and I was dropped on my head when I was a baby lol
Okay pwease r/r?*gets down on knees and makes a puppy face*
I am begging you!!! ^_^
Voldie's Talent Show
Voldie:*opens curtain*
Me: I thought I would finally get around to talking or typing about my fav character..
Harry: How come I never am the main character
Me: I dont know it just comes that way through the plot hole or something like that
Draco: What she means Potty is I am better than you.
Ron: How come in every other fanfics authors fic I am chasing an evil flying monkey?
Me: would you rather it be and evil flying elephant anyway evil flying monkeys are the things responsible for kickin you off line
Hermione: What about me
Sirius: and me...
Pansy: and me..
Dean: and me...
Me: what about you
Voldie:Ladys and Gentleman presenting Voldies Talent show mwhahahaha
Pansy: ummm.. arent you you-know-who *faints when Voldie nods*
Dean: *faints*
Sirius: Author why do I have to faint I aint afraid of him
Me: i dont care
Sirius:*faints*
Voldie: first act will be Neville longbottom with Snape
Neville and Snape: huh him?
Voldie: they will sing and dance
Snape: we will?
Voldie: yes
Snape on key and Neville off key:
Everything I do
Is never enough for you
you dont wanna lose it
but Im not like that
and baby when you find the beat
its a love somebody
guess what guess what
its gonna be me
Crowd: Ummm yay
Voldie: That bit next is Hermone Granger
Hermione on perfect key whole time:
All you ladys leave you man at home
the club is full of ballers and their pockets full of gold
And all you fellas leave your girl at her friends
cause its 11 30 and the club is jumpin jumpin
Crowd: Bravo Bravo
Me: this is retarded let me write my story itz much better
Crowd: please do this s***s
Voldie: well poopy on you to*leaves*
Me: okay lets see the main character is Harry
Harry: see everyone loves me not u Draco
Draco:*mutters under breath about time I had a line* whatever
Me: Shut up Draco least you dont have that red catsuit on
Dumbledore: What is going on here ahhh.. sirius black and lord volemort *faints*
me: where he left
Dumbledore:*unfaints* ohh *leaves*
Ron: that was out of the ordinary
Cho: in the script it says I like Harry but I dont
Me: let me write the story okay
Voldie: i put a spell on you and now your mine
I put a spell on you and now your gone
Sirius: gone gone so long
Hermione: Isnt that song from Hocus Pocus
Me: Yeah we need different entertainment
draco:*suddenly has the catsuit on* Opps i did it again...
Everyone: shut up!
Voldie: No more talent show ever how about truth or dare or maybe spin the bottle
Harry:*sneaks off with Cho*
Ron: look its the evil flying elephant*chases it out of room*
Me: Now we have lost the main character and two others..
Professor Trelawney: Oh dear Ginny I fear you will be dead by tomorrow
Voldie: Am I gonna kill her huh?huh?huh?
Me: i am leaving*magically is home now*
Me: the end
Draco: whyy I dont wanna leave mommy
ME: I aint your mamma
Hermione: but its not funny we were just getting warmed up
Harry: you never said who your fav character is and I never gotta be the main character
Ron: thats life
Voldie:*shuts curtain* and that is the story of my talent show
Crowd:yayyy yeah bravo we loved it yaayyy *clap clap alot*
Voldie: come take your bow everyone
Snape Pansy Dean Sirius and Neville: *come on stage take bow and go back stage
Ron Harry Hermione Draco and Voldie:*do the same as others*
Me: *come on stage bow crowd goes wild and goes back stage*
A/N: That made lots of sense didnt it? lol Just so you know I am blonde and I was dropped on my head when I was a baby lol
Okay pwease r/r?*gets down on knees and makes a puppy face*
I am begging you!!! ^_^