The episode opened with a shot of the abandoned film lot. "Last time, on Total Drama: Revenge of the Action...The teams were put through a war themed challenge where they had to go through a dangerous obstacle course as part of their "military training". Next, they had to storm a military base guarded by my not so useful interns and rescue one of their captive teammates from the basement prison of the base. The Legal Eagles managed to win the challenge thanks to Napoleon being a faster runner than Wendy, while the Suspicious Snakes went through another Gilded Chris ceremony. Because Wendy felt threatened by Karen's amazing performance during the challenge, she recruited Angela, Calvin and Candace into helping her vote Karen out of the game, sending Bob's girlfriend down the Walk of Shame and on a one way trip in the Lame-o-sine." Chris explained as he gave a recap of last episode's events as the scene cut to him sitting on top of one of the cast trailers.
"We're getting closer to the merge, but we still have a few contestants to get rid of before that can happen. What dangers will await our contestants during today's challenge? Which team will save their butts from elimination? Which contestant will have their butt kicked from the film lot? And will I ever shave off my stubble? Find out tonight, on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Action!" Chris finished as the show's intro began to play.
Two spotlights rose into the air, as a camera popped up from a hole, and another one popped up from a tree as a director's clapper was used.
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.
The camera proceeded to zoom through the studio before reaching a pool, proceeding to go underwater where Moon was shown swimming underwater. A shark swam up behind her, and Moon proceeded to bravely punch the shark in its snout before swimming away, after which the shark rubbed its snout in pain.
You guys are on my mind.
It then cut to above water, where Bernie was standing on top of a surfboard, dodging seagulls that Veronica was shooting at him. He was promptly knocked into the water.
You asked me what I wanted to be,
Veronica laughed after having knocked Bernie into the water, and then proceeded to kiss Derek on the lips as they embraced and grinned at each other.
And I think the answer is plain to see...
The camera then went through a set of doors as Calvin ran past it, being chased by an animatronic monster.
I wanna be famous.
Laurence was standing around and scratching his head in confusion before Angela saved him from a falling stage light. The two then smiled at each other.
I wanna live close to the sun.
The scene then cut to Candace lounging in some beach chairs as she wore a pair of purple aviator shades, flashing a grin.
Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won.
It then cut to Nancy playing her Dual Teen inside the makeup trailer before makeup was being applied to her, causing her to cough and glare in annoyance.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way.
It then cut to Wendy pushing Napoleon off a platform as she grinned in satisfaction.
I'll get there one day.
Napoleon fell down into the kitchen area as one of his shoes fell into a meal Chef had prepared. Chef noticed the shoe in his meal, but shrugged his shoulders before passing it to Jackson, who applied his special spice to the meal and smiled in satisfaction after tasting the meal.
'Cause I wanna be famous.
As Steve was repairing a panel on some special effects board, he accidentally activated the explosions system. He held his right hand over his mouth in shock as he noticed this. Meanwhile, Violetta laughed excitedly at the explosions that had just occurred before noticing an angry bear next to her, and proceeded to chase after it to scare it away.
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na.
As Violetta and the bear ran past a limosine, the window rolled down to reveal Karen and Bob, the latter opening the limosine door as the scene cut to photo cameras flashing and journalists holding notepads.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
The scene then showed Chris standing on a stage dressed in a white tuxedo with a red bowtie and white dress shoes, holding a card in his hands. He then looked at Chef, who was dressed in his pink glitter dress with pink glitter gloves, pink glitter chef hat and pink pumps, angrily gritting his teeth at Chris.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
The scene then cut to Danny and Rooney sitting on a couch together, as they laughed at the scene with Chris and Chef, which was being projected on a tv behind them.
[Whistling] I wanna be, I wanna be famous.
The camera then zoomed out to reveal all the competitors and non-competitors sitting on couches on a stage, with Danny and Rooney sitting on a couch in the middle.
The scene then cut to Derek entering the bathrooms to go take a shower. He entered a shower stall and took off his bathrobe, then turned on the shower and began to shower. Suddenly, he heard a sigh coming from the shower stall next to him. The sigh appeared to be coming from Bob.
"Bob, is that you?" Derek asked Bob.
"Yeah..." Bob replied, sounding a bit down.
"You miss Karen already, don't you?" Derek asked him.
"Yeah, I do...I just can't believe she got eliminated for being too good at the challenge she participated in...again..." Bob sighed, sounding bleak.
Derek nodded, even though Bob couldn't see this. "I feel ya, man. Contestants who are too good at the game tend to be disposed at some point before or after the merge. But it really stinks when it's your girlfriend who gets eliminated for that stuff." He said as he washed himself in the shower.
"Indeed it does...But I'm gonna do my best to make the merge for her. It's the least I can do for her at the moment." Bob replied.
"That's nice of you to do, Bob. I hope you'll make the merge as well. I'm sure Karen would be really happy if you did." Derek nodded once again.
"Alright. Thanks for talking with me for a bit, Derek. I appreciate it." Bob replied with a smile, even though Derek couldn't see him smile.
"Anytime, Bob. Even though we're on different teams, we can still be buddies regardless." Derek replied back with a smile, even though Bob couldn't see him smile either.
"Okay. Well, I guess I'll dry off now and go prepare myself for breakfast. See you there." Bob then said as he turned off the shower and began drying himself off.
"See ya." Derek replied as he continued to shower.
-Confessional: Derek-
"Bob's a cool guy. He might be on a different team, but me and him still get along well. That goes to show how you can foster some interesting friendships or romances despite being on different teams. I mean, just take a look at Lindsay and Tyler in Total Drama Island: They were on different teams, but still managed to foster some kind of romance before Tyler's elimination."
-End Confessional-
The scene then cut to the Craft Services Tent, where the teams were having breakfast. The Suspicious Snakes, minus Bob were currently discussing things. "Alright, guys. No matter what the challenge is going to be, we...have...to...win it! We don't want to lose three challenges in a row, do we?" Wendy asked her teammates.
Angela shook her head. "No, we don't, Wendy. And that's why we're going to do everything in our power to make sure that we win this challenge." She replied as she pounded her fist on her hand.
Calvin nodded in agreement with Angela's statement. "Agent Angela is right. We're going to do everything in our power to successfully complete the mission this time around. No matter what the mission is going to be, we will successfully complete it." He chimed in with a determined look on his face.
Candace smiled and nodded. "Yeah! If we win this next challenge, I might just write a new rap song to celebrate breaking our losing streak against the Legal Eagles!" She beamed.
"Just be sure you don't rap too much, Candace. Remember how it got you kicked out of the game last time?" Wendy warned her.
Candace nodded again. "I know, Wendy, I know. That's why I do my best to rap less frequently to prevent that from happening again this time around." She assured the jockette.
"That's nice." Wendy nodded back before the Suspicious Snakes noticed Bob walking up to Chef's window. "Look who showed up." Wendy remarked as she pointed at Bob.
"Here's your food, kid. Now get your ass seated at your team's table." Chef told Bob after dropping some red slop on his plate.
"Thanks, Chef." Bob replied before he went to sit down at his team's table. "Hey, guys. So, what were you all talking about?" He asked as he began to eat his red slop.
"We were talking about how we're going to do everything in our power to win today's challenge, no matter what it's going to be." Candace told him with a smile.
Bob nodded as he begrudgingly swallowed a spoonful of his red slop. "Makes sense to me. We don't want to lose three challenge in a row, after all." He replied.
"Exactly. So do your best and actually play this challenge like you want to win it. That's the way it always goes in competitive sports: You play better if you want to win. At least, I like to think so." Wendy told him.
Bob nodded at that. "Noted." He replied.
The camera then turned over to the Legal Eagles' table, where the Legal Eagles, minus Derek were discussing things. "Looks like we're going on a winning streak with the way things are going right now, my friends. And I like how things are going right now." Napoleon said with a smile.
"I completely understand, Napoleon. I'm happy that we're doing so well for ourselves as well." Violetta replied with a smile.
Veronica chuckled. "Yeah. I'm sure that no matter what today's challenge is going to be, we'll be able to ace it. We've dealt with worse challenges before, so I'm sure we can take what Chris has in store for us today as well." She replied confidently.
"Yeah, I'm sure today's challenge will be a walk in the park." Danny chimed in with an optimistic smile.
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say it's a walk in the park, but I'm sure it'll be something we can deal with like all the other challenges before." Steve chimed in as well.
"I agree with Steve. I'm sure it'll be something along those lines." Bernie agreed. The Legal Eagles would then notice Derek walking up to Chef's window as well. "Hey, there's Derek." Bernie remarked.
"Take your damn food and get the fuck outta my face." Chef told Derek as he dropped some red slop onto his plate.
"Will do, Chef." Derek nodded as he went to sit down at his team's table. "Hey, guys. Were you talking about anything before I got here?" He asked his teammates.
"We were talking about how we were going on a winning streak and how today's challenge shouldn't be too hard for us." Napoleon replied.
Derek nodded at that. "Well, I'm sure it'll be easy. Regardless of what it's going to be, I'm sure we'll be able to ace it." He confidently smiled as he ate his red slop.
Once the teams had all finished their breakfast, Chris proceeded to walk into the Craft Services Tent dressed in a Star Trek themed uniform: A yellow sweater with black pants. "Good morning, contestants. Welcome to another day of Total Drama: Revenge of the Action. Today's movie genre: Science Fiction!" The raven haired host announced to the teams.
"Science Fiction, huh? That sounds fun! My favorite Sci-Fi movie would have to be 3001: A Galactic Voyage!" Steve remarked with a beaming smile.
"Steve, my friend, you have an exquisite taste in Sci-Fi movies, because that is my favorite Sci-Fi movie as well." Napoleon told him with a smile.
"It is a pretty good Sci-Fi movie, but mine would have to be Galaxy Trek: The Wrath Of Kevin." Derek replied with an excited grin.
Veronica chuckled. "You know it, Derek! Galaxy Trek: The Wrath Of Kevin is an amazing movie!" She said as she high fived Derek.
"Drop your plates off at Chef's window and get yourselves ready. Your challenge starts...in one hour!" Chris replied as he left the Craft Services Tent again.
-Confessional: Bernie-
"Oh yeah! Sci-Fi time! Me and the guys back home always go to Sci-Fi conventions! I still remember our visit to Galaxy Trek-Con last year! We met the entire cast of Galaxy Trek: The Next Generation and got all of them to sign our Galaxy Trek: The Next Generation posters! Man, this whole challenge is just bringing out my inner geek!" Bernie giddily laughed and rubbed his hands with glee.
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Veronica-
"Hey, Sci-Fi may be nerdy, but it's a movie genre that absolutely anyone can enjoy, tough girls like me included. And I know we're going to be kicking ass during this challenge. So bring it on, Chris! I can take whatever you can throw at me for this challenge!"
-End Confessional-
Both teams were currently in their respective team trolleys on the way to the challenge set. The Suspicious Snakes' trolley was being driven by Sam while the Legal Eagles' trolley was being driven by Scott.
"Man, you guys are lucky that you get to participate in a Sci-Fi challenge. I'm stuck working as a bummy intern for Chris for the rest of this season." Sam told the Suspicious Snakes with a disappointed frown on his face.
Candace pat him on the back. "No worries, Sam! I'm sure you'll get to participate on Total Drama again some day!" She told the gamer guy with a reassuring smile.
Sam smiled at this. "Thanks, Candace. I appreciate the thought." He told the rapping tomboy.
"Anytime!" Candace replied, keeping the smile.
"So, how's your mutant gal Dakota doing?" Angela asked curiously.
"She's doing great. Ever since I've been freed from my balloon prison, I've been able to contact her a few times, and she's glad that I'm alive, because if I wasn't, she would personally come to Chris and make a meal out of him." Sam replied with a chuckle.
"Wouldn't that be nice?" Wendy chuckled as well.
Meanwhile, Scott wasn't in much of a mood to talk with the Legal Eagles. "Hey, Scott. How have you been holding up during your stay at the film lot, working as Chris' intern?" Violetta asked the sneaky farm boy curiously.
"So far, it's been pretty shitty, Violetta. Chris is making me do the dumbest of tasks, the other interns don't wanna talk to me, and I honestly wanna go home already." Scott replied with a huff.
"Well, it's no wonder the other interns don't wanna talk to you. You were quite a dick on Revenge of the Island, after all." Veronica replied with a chuckle.
"Well, so were you on Total Drama Revived, which is why you lost to that Moon girl in the finale." Scott cheekily replied with a smirk before Veronica smacked him in the face with one of her biker boots. "Ow!" He exclaimed before turning his attention back to the road and not saying another word to the Legal Eagles to avoid getting smacked in the face by Veronica again.
The teams soon arrived at the challenge set and they got out of their trolleys and walked onto the set, where Chris and Chef were waiting for them. "Ah, glad to see you all made it. Let me explain the rules of the challenge to you all. Today's challenge is gonna be two-fold. Your first task is to research a foreign substance that your starship has recently discovered on another planet. The first team to discover what this foreign substance is and what it does gets an advantage in the next part of the challenge: Defeating an army of Clampons that serve their leader: Chef Hatchet." Chris explained to the contestants before the camera turned to Chef dressed as a Klingon, getting a laugh from some of the contestants.
"I don't get paid enough for this shit, man..." Chef muttered under his breath.
"The first team to defeat the Clampons and their leader wins immunity and a reward. Time to get you all dressed for the challenge!" Chris said before the scene cut to the contestants wearing Star Trek uniforms.
"Alright, let's get this challenge started! Suspicious Snakes, are you ready?" Chris asked the Suspicious Snakes.
"Yeah!" The Suspicious Snakes replied.
"Legal Eagles, are you ready?" Chris asked the Legal Eagles.
"Yeah!" The Legal Eagles replied.
"Alright, lights, camera, and...action!" Chris said as he blared his airhorn to signal the start of the challenge.
Both teams were soon gathered around two separate research tables, which both had a "foreign substance" on them. The teams then got to work on what these "foreign substances" could be.
Wendy scratched her head as she looked at the Suspicious Snakes' "foreign substance" in disgust. "I have no idea what this foreign substance is, or what it's used for. All I know is that it could be poisonous and therefore should not be eaten." She said to her teammates.
Bob shrugged. "I have no idea what this stuff could be either. Judging by the way it smells and looks, it could be sewage and sewer water from the sewers of Toronto plopped into a metal bowl, for all I know." He replied with a sigh.
Angela thought about it as she looked at the substance closely and sniffed it, gagging in disgust at the smell. "Well, whatever it is, I'm not touching it or putting it in my mouth. Wendy's right, it could be poisonous." She spoke.
"Well, how else are we going to find out what this subtance could be? If there is no other option, then we have to taste it." Candace chimed in.
"Agent Candace is right. If our options are limited, then we have no choice but to use our tastebuds to determine what this foreign substance could be. But first, we should exhaust our other options before we do such a thing." Calvin chimed in as well.
Wendy nodded at that. "Alright. Let's try to go over our other options then." She said before the scene cut to the Legal Eagles trying to figure out what their foreign substance could be, as they gagged at the smell that the subtance gave off, and they had tears in their eyes.
"Ugh, man...I think we've officially found something that smells worse than Wendy's farts..." Veronica gagged as she tried to keep her breakfast inside.
"Heck, it could even smell worse than my grandmother's feet after they haven't been washed for 2 weeks straight..." Bernie groaned in disgust as Violetta proceeded to puke over the research table at the thought of such a thing.
-Confessional: Violetta-
"When Bernie brought up his grandma's feet not being washed for 2 weeks straight reminded me of the time I walked in on my grandpa shaving his legs in the bathroom at his house...Trust me, walking in on my grandpa shaving his legs in nothing but his underpants is traumatizing when you were only 7 at the time..." Violetta shivered in disgust as she was reliving the trauma all over again.
-End Confessional-
Napoleon scratched his head as he took a close look at the substance. "This substance seems familiar to me...I believe I've seen a substance that smelled the same way before while I was vacationing with my family in Scandinavia once..." The dashing jock remarked.
"Really, huh? What could it possibly be then?" Derek asked him as he raised an eyebrow at the jock.
"I'm not sure. It's been too long since I've seen a substance like this, so I can't exactly recall its name. But I'm sure that if someone hits me in the head, it'll jog my memory." Napoleon replied before Veronica grabbed a set of tongs and whacked Napoleon on the head with it, sending the dashing jock falling to the ground. "Ow!" He exclaimed.
"What the fuck, Veronica?" Violetta asked the delinquent as she shot her a glare.
Veronica shrugged. "What? He said that if you hit him in the head, it'd jog his memory. And I don't waste a chance to whack someone over the head when it is brought up." She chuckled.
"I didn't mean for you to take it literally, idiot..." Napoleon groaned as he rubbed his head in pain.
"Well, let's get back to researching that foreign substance for now. There's an advantage in the next part of the challenge on the line, after all." Steve suggested as he helped Napoleon up.
Danny nodded in agreement. "Steve's right. Let's get back to researching this foreign substance, whatever it may be." He chimed in.
Meanwhile, back at the Suspicious Snakes' research table, the Suspicious Snakes were still at a loss at what their "foreign substance" could possibly be. "Well, I think we've pretty much exhausted every possibility of what this substance could be. I guess we have no choice but to taste this stuff..." Bob sighed.
"Well, I'm not going to taste it. If it's poisonous, I don't want to have to leave this game over getting poisoned. And if I do end up getting poisoned from this stuff, I will be slapping this show with the biggest lawsuit they've ever been slapped with." Wendy replied.
"...Right. So, who wants to volunteer for eating this sludge?" Angela asked the rest of the Suspicious Snakes.
Calvin raised his hand. "I'll do it. As a secret agent, you have to take risks like this in order to complete whatever mission it is that you've been assigned to." He offered immediately.
-Confessional: Calvin-
Calvin slapped himself in the face in frustration. "Why do I keep slipping out a secret agent's secrets?! I'm not supposed to do that! I'm a SECRET agent after all! Damn it! Now I did it again!"
-End Confessional-
"Alright, is everyone cool with Calvin volunteering to eat this stuff, whatever it is?" Angela asked the other Suspicious Snakes.
"Aye." Bob replied.
"Aye." Candace replied as well.
"Better him than me, so yeah." Wendy nodded.
"Alright. Good luck, Calvin. You'll need it." Angela told Calvin.
"Okay, here goes nothing..." Calvin took a deep breath to calm his nerves and took a spoon to taste the "foreign substance", much to the rest of the Suspicious Snakes' disgust, and Wendy proceeded to puke all over the research table.
"So...What does this substance taste like...?" Candace asked Calvin with a worried look.
Calvin blinked for a bit as he analyzed the taste in his mouth. "It tastes like some kind of Eastern food dish..." He replied.
Angela raised an eyebrow at this. "An...Eastern food dish? Let me try a taste of this stuff." She said before she grabbed a spoon of her own and tasted the substance herself. "You're right, this does taste like some kind of Eastern food dish. But what kind of Eastern food dish?" She wondered out loud.
"I think that I've tasted this kind of dish before during a family trip to a Middle Eastern restaurant...I think that the name of the dish is on the tip of my tongue..." Calvin pondered out loud.
"Well, spit it out! I want to win that advantage in the next part of the challenge!" Wendy told him.
"Ah, right! I remember now! This is called Khash! Am I correct, Mr. McLean?" Calvin asked Chris.
"You're correct, Calvin! It is indeed Khash! The Suspicious Snakes win the first part of the challenge, and therefore win an advantage in the second part of the challenge!" Chris announced.
"Yes!" The Suspicious Snakes exclaimed.
"Damn it, we should've figured out what that stuff was sooner!" Veronica growled.
"Well, I could've figured it out if someone didn't decide to hit me in the head with a pair of tongs." Napoleon shot Veronica a glare. Veronica responded by throwing a pair of tongs at Napoleon, hitting him in the head with it. "Ow!" He exclaimed in pain.
"Veronica, calm down! Senseless violence doesn't solve anything!" Steve told Veronica.
"Eh, not my problem that Napoleon's memories get scrambled from a whack on the head." Veronica shrugged. Violetta, Bernie and Steve sighed in annoyance at this.
-Confessional: Steve-
"Veronica's a strong and athletic girl who can be good at sports, but she's really starting to become a pain in the butt with her bullying of her teammates. I hope she'll be able to change her tune before it costs her her spot in the game."
-End Confessional-
The scene then cut to Chris informing the teams about the next part of the challenge. "Alright, Suspicious Snakes! Since you won the first part of the challenge, you get an advantage in this next part of the challenge: Defeating the Clampons and their leader, Chef Hatchet!" Chris explained as he held out laser rifles for the Suspicious Snakes.
"Sweet! These rifles are gonna make it so much easier to win this challenge!" Wendy exclaimed in excitement.
"So they get rifles to fight the Clampons? And what do we get?" Veronica asked Chris.
"Glad you asked, Veronica. You guys get nothing to fight the Clampons with! You're stuck with your bare hands and feet!" Chris laughed a bit as Veronica growled in frustration. Derek gave his girlfriend a shoulder rub to ease her frustration.
"Calm down, Veronica. Don't let Chris get under your skin. He's messing with you on purpose to boost ratings for this show." Derek calmly told Veronica.
"We better hope that our team is specialized in hand to hand combat, otherwise we're as good as doomed for this challenge..." Veronica sighed.
"Alright, let's get started on the next part of the challenge! Suspicious Snakes, are you ready?" Chris asked the Suspicious Snakes.
"Yeah!" The Suspicious Snakes replied.
"Legal Eagles, are you ready?" Chris asked the Legal Eagles.
"Yeah!" The Legal Eagles replied.
"Alright! And...action!" Chris replied as the teams ran off into the maze that the Clampons were lurking around in.
The scene then cut to Napoleon running through the maze together with Danny and Steve. They soon stopped for a moment and took a look at their surroundings. "No sign of Clampons yet, my friends?" Napoleon asked Danny and Steve as he looked around.
Danny and Steve also looked around before shaking their heads. "Nada." Danny replied.
"Well, we must find them and take them out if we want to have a chance of winning. Let's keep moving." Napoleon replied before him, Danny and Steve continued running through the maze, looking for Clampons.
Meanwhile, Wendy and Angela were sneaking around the maze with their laser rifles, keeping an eye out for any Clampon that could come their way. "When do you reckon those Clampons will show up?" Angela asked Wendy.
Wendy shrugged. "Not sure. But if they do, they don't wanna fuck with us." She giggled as he held up her laser rifle.
Angela chuckled and nodded. "Yep! Those Clampons will be in for a nasty surprise when they cross us!" She replied before they heard footsteps nearby. "Who could that be? A Clampon?" Angela then asked as she looked around.
"Most likely. Stay with me." Wendy replied as she and Angela began to sneak around again before peeking around the corner and seeing Lindsay dressed as a Klingon while armed with a laser rifle of her own.
"How do I fire this thing again? I kinda forgot Chip's instructions." Lindsay said as she scratched her head before being knocked down by Wendy's laser rifle.
"You fire it like that." Wendy laughed before blowing the steam off the barrel of her rifle.
"One Clampon down, seven to go before you can face the Clampon Leader!" Chris announced over a speaker.
"You hear that? We better get to work and find the rest of the Clampons." Angela told Wendy, who nodded in response as they began running down the maze.
Meanwhile, Violetta and Bernie were walking around the maze together, trying to find any Clampons. "Where do you think those Clampon thingamajiggies are hiding out in this maze?" Violetta asked Bernie.
Bernie shrugged in response. "Not sure. They could be anywhere, as far as I know." He replied
"That's right, lovebirdies! You could say that! Sha-bam!" Lightning exclaimed before jumping out of his cover, dressed as a Klingon while armed with a laser rifle.
"Really? The Clampons get laser rifles while we only get our bare hands? No fair!" Violetta said in annoyance.
"Don't worry, Violetta. I'll defeat this Clampon with my ninja skills." Bernie assured her before snapping into a ninja fighting stance before gesturing to Lightning to come at him with his right hand.
Lightning was confused for a moment, but he just shrugged his shoulders and just blasted Bernie with his laser rifle, knocking him to the ground. "How do you plan on fighting a guy with a rifle with your bare hands?" Lightning asked Violetta with a laugh.
"Like this." Violetta replied before simply walking up to Lightning and hitting him in the face, causing Lightning to drop to the ground.
"Two Clampons down, six more to go before you can face the leader!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"Come on, Bernie, get up! We have some more exterminating to do!" Violetta told her boyfriend as she helped him up before the two of them rushed off into the maze.
Meanwhile, Calvin, Candace and Bob were sneaking through the maze together. "I have to say, it is quite exciting that we get to go on an extermination mission." Calvin said with an excited smile.
"Extermination mission? What are you talking about?" Bob asked him as he raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Think about it. We're navigating through a maze, trying to hunt down the extra-terrestrial with our laser rifles. This has got to be an extermination mission." Calvin replied to him.
"Okay, if you say so..." Bob replied back with a shrug of his shoulders.
"But for now, let's keep our eyes peeled for the extra-terrestrial." Calvin then suggested.
"Yeah, let's do that, before they get the drop on us." Candace agreed as she, Calvin and Bob looked around for any Clampons. Suddenly, someone began firing at them.
"Oh, crap! Take cover!" Bob exclaimed as him, Calvin and Candace began to take cover.
"Leave this to me! I'm a deadeye gunman!" Calvin said as he peeked out of cover and shot a blast in the direction of whoever was firing at them. They could then hear someone exclaiming and dropping to the ground.
Candace and Bob then peeked out of cover as well before they saw Jo lying on the ground, dressed as a Klingon. "Ugh, you got me! I hate you newbies sometimes!" Jo exclaimed in frustration.
"Three Clampons down, five more to go before you can face the leader!" Chris announced over the speakers.
Candace and Bob then looked at Calvin. "Wow. Good shooting, Calvin." Bob told Calvin with a smile.
"Thanks, Agent Bob. Like I said, I'm a deadeye gunman." Calvin replied with a smile as him, Candace and Bob began walking down the maze again.
The scene then cut to Veronica and Derek walking through the maze together. "Alright, we may have lost the first part of the challenge, but we can sure as hell make up for that during this second part of the challenge." Veronica said to Derek.
Derek nodded in agreement. "Yes, we can. We can make a comeback from our loss in the first part of the challenge. Shouldn't be that hard, am I right?" He asked.
"I wouldn't be so sure of that, guys. 'Cause if you wanna win this challenge, you'll have to deal with me." Sam replied with a chuckle before Veronica and Derek could see him dressed as a Klingon, aiming his laser rifle at them and firing.
"Watch out!" Veronica exclaimed as she and Derek each dove in different directions to dodge Sam's laser fire. Sam kept firing at the two of them as the couple tried to figure out a way to defeat him.
"What are we gonna do, Veronica?" Derek asked his girlfriend.
"Leave it to me!" Veronica replied before taking off one of her biker boots and throwing it at Sam, hitting him in the face as the gamer guy was knocked to the ground.
"Bullseye!" Derek chuckled as he high fived Veronica.
"Four Clampons down, four more to go before you can face the leader!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"You hear that? Let's keep looking for Clampons. The rest of them can't be that far away." Veronica told Derek as she quickly put the biker boot she threw at Sam back on her foot before the two of them ran down the maze.
-Confessional: Veronica-
"I'm feeling pretty confident about my chances to make the merge. If we win today's challenge, I'll be set for another round, and if we lose the challenge, I just have to play my cards right at the elimination ceremony if I wanna survive for another round. Then it's just one more round, and then it's merge time again. That is, if Chris is merging the teams once there's 10 players remaining. In pretty much all of the past Total Drama seasons, with the exception of All-Stars, Chris always merged the teams once there was either 10 players remaining, or half of the players that the season started with were remaining. We'll just have to see when the teams are gonna merge."
-End Confessional-
The scene then cut to Wendy and Angela sneaking around the maze again, looking for more Clampons to shoot. "Alright, come on out, you Clampon bastards. You can't hide forever." Wendy quietly said as she and Angela kept a stern and alert glare as their eyes darted around continuously.
"Hiiii! Can you keep that pose for a second? I wanna take a picture of you guys like that for my blog!" Sierra told Angela and Wendy as he held her camera in her right hand and her laser rifle in her left hand while dressed as a Klingon, but Angela and Wendy just shot her on sight.
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Angela told Sierra with a chuckle as she high fived Wendy.
-Confessional: Sierra-
"Bummer! I really wanted a picture of those girls in that pose! Guess I'll have to wait for another time to shoot the perfect Total Drama picture for my blog..."
-End Confessional-
"Five Clampons down, three more to go before the Clampon leader will reveal himself! Keep it up!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"Alright, let's keep this up! Just a few more to go!" Wendy said as she and Angela ran off.
The scene then cut to Napoleon, Danny and Steve walking around the maze as they kept their eyes peeled for any possible Clampon attack. "Seems all of the other contestants have already found and defeated a Clampon. When will it be our turn?" Danny wondered out loud to no one in particular.
"I'm sure we'll run into one of those Clampons sooner or later, Danny. We just gotta be patient." Steve told Danny.
"Indeed. We must also keep our eyes peeled, because those Clampons could easily throw us into an ambush if we're not careful." Napoleon said before someone began firing at them, and the trio began to take cover. "Like right now, for instance!" He added.
"How do we defeat an enemy with a firearm with our bare hands?" Danny asked Napoleon and Steve.
"We just gotta use our heads!" Steve replied as he began thinking.
Napoleon looked around the maze before noticing a mirror hanging on the maze wall. "I have an idea! Let's just hope that all those nights playing darts with my old man paid off..." The dashing Dutch jock said before he took off one of his shoes, threw it at the mirror and caused it to turn a bit, and one of the lasers hit the mirror and bounced off of it, and went flying back at the person who fired the laser.
"Gah! Damn it, I hate contestants who can think creatively!" Duncan exclaimed in dismay as the camera turned to him lying on the ground, dressed as a Klingon. "Well, at least I don't have to wear this stupid suit anymore, so I'm out of here." He added before getting up and walking towards the exit of the maze.
"Good thinking, Napoleon. Wish I would've thought of that." Steve said as he gave Napoleon a smile and a thumbs up.
"Yeah, you know how to put your brain to good use!" Danny added with a smile.
Napoleon chuckled as he walked over to his thrown shoe and put it back on his foot. "Thank you, my friends. If you have the gift of brains, use them. If you have the gift of brawn, use it. If you have the gift of both, use both. Simple as that." He told his teammates with a smile.
-Confessional: Danny-
"Don't get me wrong, I'm aware of some of the things Napoleon did last season, but he was not as great of a villain as Veronica was. Napoleon was basically trying to be what Alejandro was in World Tour, and even though he made it up to the final four last season, he failed to be what Alejandro was in World Tour. And I doubt that Napoleon will ever succeed to be a new age Alejandro, if I gotta be completely honest.
-End Confessional-
As Calvin, Candace and Bob were sneaking through the maze, Chris' voice came onto the speakers again. Six Clampons down, two more to go before the Clampon leader will reveal himself! You guys are this close to winning!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"Well, let's get down to business and hunt down the remaining Clampons then." Bob said with a determined look on his face as they were suddenly ambushed by Courtney firing her laser rifle at the trio.
"The other Clampons may have been easy to take down, but I'm not such a soft touch! You're not getting the drop on this Clampon!" Courtney told the trio as she was also dressed as a Klingon and continued to fire her laser rifle at them.
Calvin, Candace and Bob quickly took cover as they began firing back at Courtney whenever they had the chance to do so. "Alright, let's deal with Courtney and then move on to Scott, since he's the final Clampon we have to take out before Chef reveals himself!" Candace told Calvin and Bob as the trio continued firing at Courtney.
"Good idea, Agent Candace! Let's keep at it and overpower this extra-terrestrial being so we can neutralize it!" Calvin agreed as they continued firing at Courtney. One of Calvin's shot landed inside the barrel of Courtney's laser rifle, jamming it.
"What the?! You can't be serious!" Courtney exclaimed in frustration as she failed to fire her laser rifle at the trio. This gave the trio the chance to gun her down with their own laser rifles. "Ah! I hate you!" Courtney exclaimed as she was knocked to the ground.
"Again, good shooting, Calvin." Bob told Calvin with a smile.
"Thanks again, Agent Bob." Calvin replied back with a smile.
"Alright, seven Clampons down, one more to go! Give it all you got now!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"I wonder where Scott could be..." Candace wondered out loud as she, Calvin and Bob walked off.
Violetta and Bernie were running around the maze, trying to hunt down Scott. "Come on, Bernie! That bastard Scott could be anywhere in this maze!" Violetta told her boyfriend as they ran through the maze.
Bernie nodded. "I hear you, Violetta. Let's keep at it and find him." He replied as they continued making their through the way. As they were talking to each other, however, they weren't looking at what was ahead of them and they promptly bumped into Veronica and Derek.
"Hey, assholes! Watch where you're going!" Veronica barked at Violetta and Bernie.
"Sorry, Veronica, we didn't see you and Derek there..." Bernie groaned.
"Calm down, Veronica. It was an accident." Derek told Veronica to calm his girlfriend down.
"Right..." Veronica sighed as she got back up and helped Derek back up. Violetta also got back up and helped Bernie back up.
"Well, since we're teammates, how about the four of us work together to find Scott? Veronica and I will go that way, you and Bernie keep going this way?" Derek suggested to Violetta and Bernie.
Violetta nodded. "Works for me. What about you, Bernie?" She asked her boyfriend.
"I don't have any better ideas, so yeah, works perfectly fine for me." Bernie nodded as well.
"Cool. Well, smell you losers later." Veronica grinned as she and Derek continued running down the maze while Violetta and Bernie also ran down the maze.
After running for a while, Violetta and Bernie were ambushed by Scott, who was dressed as a Klingon and fired his laser rifle at the couple. "Heh, heh, heh. You fools won't be able to take down this Clampon." Scott laughed with a snide tone as he kept firing at the couple. He was unaware that Veronica and Derek were sneaking up from behind. Violetta and Bernie noticed this and couldn't help but smirk a bit.
Scott squinted his eyes in suspicion. "What are you two smirking at?" He asked in a suspicious tone. Suddenly, Veronica jumped Scott from behind and knocked him out cold.
"Heh heh, now that's what I call a beat to the punch." Derek chuckled as him and Veronica high fived and Violetta and Bernie laughed as well.
"Nice work, guys. You really gave Scott what for." Violetta giggled.
"Thanks for keeping him distracted, that way we could take him out easily." Veronica said with a grin and a thumbs up.
"Alright, all the Clampons have been taken out! The Clampon leader, Chef Hatchet has now been deployed and is ready to take out every single one of you!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"You hear that, guys? We better get a move on and take out Chef if we want to have a chance at winning this thing!" Derek said as him, Veronica, Violetta and Bernie began running down the maze to try and find Chef.
Meanwhile, Angela and Wendy had run into Calvin, Candace and Bob, and they were currently making their way through the maze together, trying to find Chef as well. "Where could Chef be...?" Candace wondered out loud. Suddenly, the contestants could hear large thumping sounds.
"Judging by those thumping sounds, that oughta be him." Angela suggested.
"Well, let's take him out and win this challenge! I'm tired of losing!" Wendy said as she and the other Suspicious Snakes began running in the direction the thumping noises came from. They soon saw Chef, dressed as a Klingon walking down the maze.
Chef soon heard the Suspicious Snakes' footsteps and turned around, flashing a menacing grin at them. "So, ya took out all them kids, did ya? Well, allow me to return ya the favor!" Chef chuckled sadistically as he took out two laser rifles and began firing them at the Suspicious Snakes, but they quickly took cover.
"Alright, we need a plan if we want to take out the big man, and quick!" Bob said to his team.
"The plan's really simple: Keep shooting at him until he drops dead, figuratively speaking, of course!" Wendy replied as she and the other Suspicious Snakes began shooting at Chef like there was no tomorrow.
"Hnrgh! Ya kids are tough, but I'm tougher, just wait an' see!" Chef taunted the Suspicious Snakes as he fired at them.
"Not even in your wildest dreams, Chef!" Candace grinned as she and the other Suspicious Snakes continued firing at Chef, and eventually managed to overpower him as the tall and muscular black man dropped onto his back and raised the white flag.
"Argh, ya got me!" Chef groaned.
"And that concludes the challenge! The Suspicious Snakes win!" Chris announced as the Suspicious Snakes cheered.
The Legal Eagles, who were standing somewhere in the maze together, groaned in dismay. "Nice going, guys! If Bernie didn't suggest waiting on Napoleon, Danny and Steve to find us, we wouldn't have gotten our asses handed to us!" Veronica lashed out at her team.
"Hey, in my defense, you agreed to the idea yourself, Veronica! So I'm not the only one at fault here!" Bernie quickly defended himself.
"You two, calm down. There's no need to start an argument over this." Napoleon told the two of them calmly.
"He's right, guys. There's no need to fight over this." Danny agreed. The scene then cut to Chris giving both teams a debrief.
"Well, congratulations, Suspicious Snakes! You managed to break your losing streak against the Legal Eagles and won the challenge! And since you won the challenge, you also get to enjoy a reward: A night of laser gaming at a local arcade here in Toronto, Ontario!" Chris told the Suspicious Snakes as they cheered again.
The Legal Eagles frowned at that in disappointment. "As for you, Legal Eagles, looks like you'll be paying a visit to tonight's Gilded Chris ceremony to vote someone off. I'll give you some time to think about it, and tonight we'll find out who's going to get the boot." Chris told the Legal Eagles.
-Confessional: Napoleon-
"You may be one of our physically stronger members, but you also really lack in the table manners department, so my vote's going to you."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Steve-
"If I had to choose between losing a stronger team member or causing the mood between our team to grow more tense than it already is, I'm willing to sacrifice a stronger team member."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Derek-
"We may have all agreed to wait on Napoleon, Danny and Steve to arrive, but it was Bernie who suggested the idea in the first place, so my vote is going to him. No hard feelings towards you, Bernie."
-End Confessional-
The scene then cut to the Gilded Chris ceremony at night, where Chris was once again standing on stage in his white tuxedo while Chef stood next to him in his pink glitter outfit. "I'm sure all of you would like to stay at this film lot for another three days, but unfortunately, you can't. One of you will have to leave the film lot tonight, and you've all cast your votes and made your decision on who that person is going to be. When I call your name, you will receive your Gilded Chris as a sign of your safety. Whoever does not receive a Gilded Chris tonight must immediately make their way down the Walk of Shame, get in the Lame-o-sine and leave the film lot. And you can't come back. Ever." Chris monologued to the Legal Eagles.
"Those who are safe with no votes are...Derek, Violetta, Napoleon, Danny and Steve." Chris then said as he tossed the aforementioned contestants their Gilded Chris Awards.
"Veronica, you're on the chopping block for being an overall pain in the butt with your bullying ways, and Bernie, you're on the chopping block for suggesting the idea of waiting on Napoleon, Danny and Steve before going after Chef." Chris told the two contestants in the bottom two as Bernie was nervous while Veronica remained stoic.
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...Bernie." Chris finished as he tossed the final Gilded Chris to Bernie, who caught it with a sigh of relief. "Veronica, the Walk of Shame awaits." The raven haired host then told Veronica.
"Nice. Fucking beautiful. I didn't need that shitty million dollars anyway." Veronica said before she angrily got up and kicked Bernie in the knee before angrily walking down the Walk of Shame.
"Ow!" Bernie exclaimed as he clutched the knee he was just kicked in.
Just as Veronica was about to step inside the Lame-o-sine, Derek ran up to her. "I'm really sorry things had to end this way, Veronica. But don't worry, I promise you that I'll win this show for you, just like how you promised me you would win Total Drama Revived for me." The nature lover told his girlfriend with a reassuring smile.
Veronica smiled back at that. "Thanks, hun. Whip 'em up good for me, yeah?" She replied before kissing Derek on the lips and stepping inside the Lame-o-sine, closing the door as the Lame-o-sine took off.
Derek smiled and waved Veronica off before frowning. "Man, this stinks..." He sighed.
The scene then cut to the inside of the Lame-o-sine as Veronica stared at the camera that was mounted in there. "I guess I let my bullying ways get the best of me...But whatever, they lost one of their stronger members, I hope they realize that." Veronica said.
The scene then cut to the remaining members of the Legal Eagles, who were still in the bleachers with their Gilded Chris Awards. Derek was sitting in the bleachers with a sad look on his face and his head hanging down.
The rest of the Legal Eagles felt some pity for Derek, and Steve placed a hand on his back to comfort him. "Sorry for voting off Veronica, Derek. Veronica was just killing the overall mood within the team." Steve told Derek with a look of pity on his face.
"Nah, man. It's cool. I understand why it had to be done. The least I can do for Veronica now is try to win this thing for her. I mean, she almost won Total Drama Revived for me, and I still owe her for that. I just need to sleep it over tonight and take it all in." Derek replied as he got up from the bleachers and walked away from the scene with his Gilded Chris in his hands.
"Voting off someone's lover is the hardest thing one can do..." Steve then sighed, having experience on the matter.
"We'll just let this sink in, and then we'll try again at the next challenge." Violetta chimed in as the rest of the Legal Eagles also got up from the bleachers and left. The episode then ended.
Elimination Ceremony Results
Votes Against Veronica: Bernie, Violetta, Napoleon, Danny, Steve
Votes Against Bernie: Veronica, Derek
Eliminated: Veronica
Team Status
Suspicious Snakes: Candace, Bob, Angela, Calvin, Wendy
Legal Eagles: Derek, Bernie, Steve, Violetta, Napoleon, Danny
Elimination Tabel
#18: Nancy
#17: Jackson
#16: Moon
#15: Rooney
#14: Laurence
#13: Karen
#12: Veronica