Total Drama: Revenge of the Action Chapter 13: Episode 11: Living The Life Of My Hero, a total drama series fanfic

The episode opened with a shot of the abandoned film lot. "Last time, on Total Drama: Revenge of the Action...The Suspicious Snakes and the Legal Eagles were dissolved into a gender battle. In a Mafia themed challenge, the girls and guys had to duke it out for the most territory, and let me tell you: Both the girls and guys went hard at each other during the challenge. But in the end, it was the girls who won the challenge thanks to Napoleon putting an unconscious Violetta in a spot that gave her team a huge advantage once she regained consciousness. The girls ended up heading out for a weekend trip to Toronto's fanciest hotel in the Lux-o-sine while the guys had to stay behind at the abandoned film lot. Now that we're heading into the merge, will the girls be able to keep their heads afloat with the guys having a majority? What crazy challenge could I possibly shake out of my sleeve for this episode? And just who will be the first post-merge contestant to take their leave from this film lot? Find out tonight, on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Action!" Chris finished as the show's intro began to play.

Two spotlights rose into the air, as a camera popped up from a hole, and another one popped up from a tree as a director's clapper was used.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.

The camera proceeded to zoom through the studio before reaching a pool, proceeding to go underwater where Moon was shown swimming underwater. A shark swam up behind her, and Moon proceeded to bravely punch the shark in its snout before swimming away, after which the shark rubbed its snout in pain.

You guys are on my mind.

It then cut to above water, where Bernie was standing on top of a surfboard, dodging seagulls that Veronica was shooting at him. He was promptly knocked into the water.

You asked me what I wanted to be,

Veronica laughed after having knocked Bernie into the water, and then proceeded to kiss Derek on the lips as they embraced and grinned at each other.

And I think the answer is plain to see...

The camera then went through a set of doors as Calvin ran past it, being chased by an animatronic monster.

I wanna be famous.

Laurence was standing around and scratching his head in confusion before Angela saved him from a falling stage light. The two then smiled at each other.

I wanna live close to the sun.

The scene then cut to Candace lounging in some beach chairs as she wore a pair of purple aviator shades, flashing a grin.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won.

It then cut to Nancy playing her Dual Teen inside the makeup trailer before makeup was being applied to her, causing her to cough and glare in annoyance.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way.

It then cut to Wendy pushing Napoleon off a platform as she grinned in satisfaction.

I'll get there one day.

Napoleon fell down into the kitchen area as one of his shoes fell into a meal Chef had prepared. Chef noticed the shoe in his meal, but shrugged his shoulders before passing it to Jackson, who applied his special spice to the meal and smiled in satisfaction after tasting the meal.

'Cause I wanna be famous.

As Steve was repairing a panel on some special effects board, he accidentally activated the explosions system. He held his right hand over his mouth in shock as he noticed this. Meanwhile, Violetta laughed excitedly at the explosions that had just occurred before noticing an angry bear next to her, and proceeded to chase after it to scare it away.

Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na.

As Violetta and the bear ran past a limosine, the window rolled down to reveal Karen and Bob, the latter opening the limosine door as the scene cut to photo cameras flashing and journalists holding notepads.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The scene then showed Chris standing on a stage dressed in a white tuxedo with a red bowtie and white dress shoes, holding a card in his hands. He then looked at Chef, who was dressed in his pink glitter dress with pink glitter gloves, pink glitter chef hat and pink pumps, angrily gritting his teeth at Chris.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The scene then cut to Danny and Rooney sitting on a couch together, as they laughed at the scene with Chris and Chef, which was being projected on a tv behind them.

[Whistling] I wanna be, I wanna be famous.

The camera then zoomed out to reveal all the competitors and non-competitors sitting on couches on a stage, with Danny and Rooney sitting on a couch in the middle.

The scene then cut to the guys sitting outside the cast trailers, just minding their own business. As they were minding their own business, they could hear the horn of the Lux-o-sine honking as it pulled into the film lot before coming to a stop as the girls got out of it, dancing as they walked up to the cast trailers with happy faces.

"Woo-wee, girls! That was the best weekend I've had in ages!" Wendy cheered.

"Tell me about it, Wendy! The kind of fun we had this weekend is just indescribable!" Violetta agreed as the guys looked on with envy.

Candace chuckled. "Yeah. I may be a tomboy, but those ladies over at the spa resort the hotel had made me feel like a new lady!" She agreed.

"Same here, Candace! The massages they gave me during the weekend really helped getting all the ailments out of my back from all the crazy challenges we've had to endure for the past few weeks!" Angela replied to Candace with a grin as the guys continued to look on with envy.

-Confessional: Napoleon-

"That was supposed to be my back that the ladies at that spa resort got all the ailments out of!" Napoleon said with a scowl.

-End Confessional-

"Well, I hope you guys are ready for the first post-merge challenge, because the four of us are going to rock this!" Wendy told the guys with a confident smirk as the girls cheered. Chris' voice then came onto the speakers.

"Alright, contestants! The teams are now officially dissolved! It's now every contestant for themselves!" Chris announced.

"Well, agents: Looks like it's time for us to start going on solo missions from this point forward. I wish you all luck in the mission that are to come." Calvin told his fellow contestants with a smile.

"Well, Chris, I say: Bring it on, because I'm ready for whatever it is you have planned for us for this first post-merge challenge." Derek said with a confident smile.

"Really, huh? Well, then I hope you're ready for this!" Chris announced as another limosine pulled into the film lot, and Jo and Sam proceeded to step out of it.

"Jo and Sam? Didn't they become interns after we freed them from their balloon prisons?" Steve asked in confusion.

"They were, but we recently had an Aftermath where they played a challenge where two of the interns could win a spot in the merge, and Jo and Sam emerged victorious in that challenge, so from now on, Jo and Sam will be joining you guys on this season as contestants." Chris explained.

Napoleon smirked at that. "This should be interesting." He said.

"Hey, Revived Rodents! I hope you guys are ready to get crushed by me during the merge this season! You should be, because I'm not holding anything back at all during the challenges that are to come!" Jo said confidently as she and Sam walked up to the rest of the contestants.

"Hey, guys! I'm glad I get to compete alongside you all during this season of Total Drama! It's been my goal since my elimination in All-Stars to try and reach the merge in Total Drama, and now that that goal has been reached, my new goal in Total Drama is to just have as much fun as I possibly can! May the best contestant win this next challenge!" Sam said with a smile.

"Alright, contestants! Your next challenge will begin in about an hour! McLean out!" Chris spoke over the speakers before the speakers went quiet.

"Well, I guess we better get settled into our trailers then." Sam remarked.

"Yeah, I guess so. And once it's challenge time, it's time to kick ass!" Jo added before the scene cut to the inside of the girls' trailer as Jo had just finished unpacking her stuff.

"Alright, girls. Can I have your attention for a moment?" Wendy asked the rest of the girls in the trailer. "So, we just entered the merge, and I think it's needless to say, but the guys have a dangerous majority in the game right now." She continued.

"We're well aware of that. What about it?" Angela asked Wendy curiously.

"Well, seeing as us girls are in the minority right now, I suggest that the five of us form a girls only alliance until the gender ratio on this season has been evened out again. Do you girls agree to such an alliance?" Wendy asked the girls.

The other girls thought about it. "Sure, why not? I mean, if I don't agree to this alliance, the numbers of us girls will thin out until there's none of us left. I'm in." Angela said.

"I'm definitely in! I wanna show those penis breaths what for with this girls only alliance!" Jo agreed.

"I'm not a fan of gender based alliances, but I'm going to agree to this alliance, since if I don't, I'll be left in the dust." Candace nodded before the girls looked at Violetta.

"Well, are you in?" Angela asked Violetta.

Violetta gave it great thought before nodding. "Yeah, I'm in." She said.

Wendy smiled at that. "You made a very wise decision, Violetta. Until the gender ratio is evened out again, we'll crush anything in our path." She said as the girls put their hands on top of each other to confirm their alliance.

-Confessional: Wendy-

"So for this girls only alliance to work, we're obviously and ironically going to need the help of some of the guys for the next few elimination ceremonies. The guys obviously have a majority in the game at the current moment, so we're going to have to rope a few of them into voting off some of the other guys until the gender ratio is evened out again, after which we'll dissolve the girls only alliance and it'll be every girl for themselves."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Angela-

"I'll be honest with you: I trust Wendy as far as I can throw her, but if I want to stand any chance against the majority of the contestants that is the guys, I'm going to have to agree to Wendy's girls only alliance. And besides, it's only a temporary alliance until the gender ratio is evened out again, so I'll play along with Wendy's alliance until there's the same amount of guys as there are girls left in the game, and then I can get around to playing my cards well enough to get Wendy out of the game."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Candace-

"As I said before, I hate gender based alliances, but if I don't agree to one, I'm going to get left in the dust by the competition. And I still have so much raps that I wanna share with the world, as well as so many more fun things that I wanna do on Total Drama, so I'm not planning on leaving the competition just yet."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Violetta-

"Just to clarify: I only agreed to Wendy's girls only alliances so that she wouldn't try to target me. I just hope that this girls only alliance of hers won't try to target Bernie, because I'd hate for him to get eliminated through this alliance the same way Bridgette got eliminated in Island because of Duncan's guys only alliance..." Violetta sighed.

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Jo-

"If I wanna get far into this game, I'm going to need allies. And Tracksuit Tracey and her girls only alliance seem like the best possible candidate for allies at this point in the game. As soon as the number of guys has dwindled, I can start playing my cards independently, and then nothing will stand in my way." Jo chuckled. "Oh, Jo, you're such a genius sometimes." She said to herself with a smirk.

-End Confessional-

The scene then cut to the guys' trailer, where Sam had just got settled into his new accommodation. "Thanks for the warm welcome to my new trailer, guys. I really appreciate it." Sam told the other guys in the trailer with a smile.

"Anytime, Agent Sam. We were happy to assist you during your settling procedure." Calvin replied with a smile.

"Yeah, anything to help a guy like you out." Bernie chimed in with a smile.

"Yeah. I mean, you're a nice guy, so the least thing we can do is be nice to you." Bob agreed with a smile of his own.

"Alright, my friends, I hate to break up the friendly interactions, but we have business to talk. Seeing as us men have a majority in the game, I think it is of importance that we try to maintain our majority by voting out the girls one by one. Then, as soon as there are no girls left in the game, it's every man for himself. Got that?" Napoleon then spoke, taking the lead of the group of guys.

The rest of the guys looked at each other. "Sure, I'd like to stick together as a group for as long as we possibly can, but do you really think a guys only alliance is such a good idea?" Sam asked Napoleon.

"I'm gonna have to agree with Sam here: I don't think that a guys only alliance is a good idea when there's already a majority of guys left in the game. I mean, Duncan formed his guys only alliance in Island because him and the other guys left after the merge were in the minority." Bob chimed in.

Napoleon nodded at that. "I respect your decision for not wanting a guys only alliance when there is already a majority of guys left in the game. But don't come crying that you wished you joined my alliances when the girls keep winning immunity and picking off us guys one by one." He told Bob as Bob rolled his eyes in annoyance.

-Confessional: Napoleon-

"The girls are obviously in the minority in the game at the moment, and Wendy knows very well that could lead her downfall if she doesn't scheme her way out of this predicament. In fact, she's probably hatching a scheme as we speak, and whatever that scheme may be, it may throw a wrench in any of my plans I'm currently developing. So I might want to try and get rid of Wendy and the rest of the girls as soon as I possbily can, but I seem to have trouble swaying the rest of the guys left in the game in favor of my guys only alliance. Oh well, if they get eliminated because the girls scheming against them, it's their trip in the Lame-o-sine, not mine."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Bob-

"With Jo and Sam's arrival, there's like five girls and seven guys left in the game, so to start a guys only alliance when the girls are the ones in the minority just seems unfair to me. If I get left in the dust simply for refusing to join Napoleon's guys only alliance, so be it. I want to be eliminated knowing that I didn't bully the girls into elimination together with the other guys rather than winning knowing that I picked off every single girl left in the game at one point during the merge. That's just my principles in the game at the moment."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Calvin-

"Agent Bob had a good point about all the male agents left plotting against all the female agents left in the game. The male to female agent ratio is already tipped in the favor of the male agents, so tip that ratio in favor of the male agents even further doesn't seem like a very fair deal to me. It might be every agent for themselves now, but I'm personally hoping that me and the rest of the former Suspicious Snakes team will be able to stick together against the former Legal Eagles team, even if the former Eagles team is in the majority."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Derek-

"I'm honestly not a big fan of gender based alliances, but if I want to keep my promise to Veronica and try to win this thing, I'm going to have to agree to Napoleon's guys only alliance. I still have some trust issues with Napoleon after his involvement in my elimination last season, so my involvement in his guys only alliance is purely based on sacrifice."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Bernie-

"If Napoleon's guys only alliance ends up being a success, I just hope his alliance won't end up targeting Violetta. I'd hate to see the love of my life to be eliminated through a stupid gender based alliance like what happened to Bridgette in Total Drama Island."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Steve-

"Do I like gender based alliances? No. Would I join one? Yes, but only because I'll get crushed by the competition if I don't. And I still want to have a shot at winning the million. I mean, being a vehicle enthusiast and having a girlfriend who's a gaming enthusiast is quite an expensive hobby, so I could really use the million to continue funding that hobby."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Sam-

"So this is the first time I've actually made it to the merge in Total Drama, and honestly, it's not as fun as I thought it would be. Usually by the time the merge hits, everyone starts scheming, running numbers in their heads, and a lot of other mental work related to tactics, lies, deception and all that other stuff. I'm not a huge fan of that stuff, so I suppose I'll just play my cards however I like and see if I'll lay the losing card at some point during the merge."

-End Confessional-

The 12 merged contestants were then standing in front of Chris and Chef at the challenge set, and Chris and Chef were both dressed in their regular attire for this challenge. "Alright, contestants. Your first post-merge challenge is going to be an interesting one. The movie genre for today's challenge is: Biopic! Does anyone know what a biopic is?" Chris asked the contestants.

"A biopic is a biographical movie that chronicles the life of a real life person." Angela spoke, lifting a finger like a smart person would.

"Correct, Angela! And that's exactly what you guys are going to be doing for today's challenge! You're going to be selecting a celebrity you admire, and then you're going to act out their life! The contestant with the most convincing biopic will win the challenge and cannot be voted out at the elimination ceremony tonight! Not only that, but the winner of the challenge also gets to video chat with the celebrity they admire, or someone close to said celebrity! You all get about an hour to select a celebrity you admire and do research on them for your biopic! And...action!" Chris finished after explaining the challenge to the contestants.

-Confessional: Wendy-

"For my biopic, I'm going to be playing Kitty Butters, a Canadian athlete well known for being the first woman in Canadian history to set records for the women's league of athletics. She's inspired me to take up sports and become the athletic girl I am today. So to show her my gratitude, I'm going to chronicle her life in my biopic."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Angela-

"Who am I going to be playing in my biopic? I'll be playing Dana Henderson, a Canadian woman who fought in World War II by disguising herself as a man and aiding the Allies in liberating Europe of the German occupation. She ended up dying in combat, and for her bravery and sacrifice, she was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor. Ever since I learned about her in history classes at school, I've grown an admiration for her, and she continues to inspire me to this very day."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Candace-

"My celebrity choice for the biopic challenge is none other than the Queen of Candian Hip-Hop, Jazzy Honey. She's one of my biggest idols when it comes to rap, so it's gonna be an honor to act out her life on a reality show like Total Drama."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Violetta-

"I'll be playing my heroine Melody Brannigan for this biopic challenge. She's a British folk hero who saved her village from a flood by warning the townspeople so they could evacuate the village before anyone could drown in the flood. And all that while she was only 14 years old. That just screams heroism to me."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Jo-

"Who's my celebrity pick for the biopic challenge? Dunya Flikaflakov, a famous Russian gymnastics champion who made a name for herself by representing the Soviet Union in various gymnastics events throughout the 1980s. She was notorious for her take-no-prisoners persona, and that just really spoke to me, and made me the way I am today. Who better to play in a biopic than her?"

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Napoleon-

"My pick for the biopic challenge is none other than Dutch athletics champion Stefan de Jong, who was famous in the world of sports in the 1990s. He was well known for his amazing performances on the track field, his high intelligence and charismatic persona. He's inspired me to be the person I am today, so to play him in a biopic challenge suits me to a tee."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Bob-

"I have various musical icons who inspire me, but since I can only choose one celebrity for this biopic challenge, I will be playing William Powell, an American singer songwriter who was famous in the 1970s and 1980s and was well known for his association with the piano. For a time, he worked as a bar pianist, and during this time, he earned the nickname "Piano Man". I hope I'll be able to do him justice by playing him in this biopic.

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Calvin-

"For this biopic mission, I'm going to take on the persona of Liam Walters, the writer of my favorite series of spy novels: Wade Pond. When I was little, I watched all of the Wade Pond movies and read all of the novels. So to be playing one of my favorite writers for a mission like this is just a mission I can't refuse."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Derek-

"My celebrity pick for this biopic challenge is Australian wildlife conservationist and zookeeper Harrison Brown. He was well known for his wholesome persona, wrestling with crocodiles and inspiring people to be kind to nature. He met his unfortunate demise during the filming of one of his shows, where he was stabbed through the chest by a stingray. I'm a bit afraid I won't be able to do him justice in this biopic, but I guess I'll just have to try."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Bernie-

"I'm honestly really excited about this biopic challenge, because I'm gonna be playing Fusajiro Tatara, the creator of some of my favorite Tokusatsu series, including Super Shinobi, Hensõ Shita Rider and Android 007. I'm honestly not aiming for the win in this challenge, I'm just aiming to have fun with this challenge."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Steve-

"I'm going to be playing rapper Diss-Play for this biopic challenge. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Steve, why are you going to be playing a rapper for your biopic? You don't seem like the time to be into rap." Well, the reason I'm playing Diss-Play for my biopic is because he hosted the show Jack My Whip in the mid 2000s. Jack My Whip was a show that was known for giving outrageous repairs and modifications to cars in poor condition. And seeing as I'm a mechanic, you can guess where that's going."

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Sam-

"For my biopic, I've decided to play one of my greatest heroes in the video game industry: Toshiro Fujiora. He created some of my favorite videogame franchises, including Super Guiseppe and The Myth of Hilda. He had a rather interesting childhood too, and I'm hoping that I can do him justice."

-End Confessional-

After about an hour of doing research on the celebrities they picked for their biopics, Chris blew an airhorn to signal the contestants that their time was up. "Alright, contestants! Your time is up! I'll give you another half hour to set up your stage for your biopics, and then we'll get started on the judging of your biopics!" Chris announced as the contestants got to work on their stages.

The scene then cut to a montage of the contestants setting up the stages for their biopics. Each of the contestants carefully selected and set up their stages along with their outfits for their biopics, and then, as soon as everything was selected and put in its place, the contestants smiled and nodded in satisfaction.

The scene then proceeded to cut to Chris blowing his airhorn once more to signal the contestants their time was once again up. "Alright, contestants! Your time is up...again. Now, we're going to judge your biopics in random order. We're going to select who gets to perform their biopic first by spinning this wheel we've set up here, and then you'll have to convince me that your biopic is the best." Chris told the contestants.

"So Chef won't be judging our biopics for this challenge?" Derek asked Chris.

Chris shook his head. "Nope. Apparently people who watch this show have complained to the network about Chef being biased and hard to impress, so for this challenge, it'll be just me judging your biopics." He replied to Derek.

Derek and the other contestants sighed in relief. "That's nice." Derek remarked.

"Apparently the viewers back home can't take a tough critic like myself." Chef remarked as he crossed his arms in front of his chest while having his usual scowl on his face.

"Alright, enough chitchat! Let's judge some biopics!" Chris said before walking over to a wheel and began to spin it. "Let's see, the first contestant to be performing their biopic will be..." The wheel proceeded to stop on Bernie's face. "Bernie! Now, Bernie's going to be acting out the life of...Fusajiro Tatara, the creator of famous Tokusatsu series such as Super Shinobi, Hensõ Shita Rider and Android 007. Bernie, the stage is yours!" Chris told the nerdy guy as the lights on his stage turned on, and Bernie appeared, dressed as Fusajiro Tatara.

"My name is Tatara Fusajiro, I'm a well known manga artist and creator of many famous Japanese superhero shows. Sit back, relax and enjoy yourself as I take you on a trip through my life." Bernie began to speak in a rather convincing Japanese accent. He then began to walk across the stage, revealing a cradle with a puppet that was supposed to represent Fusajiro Tatara as a baby.

"I was born way back in 1938, in Tome, Miyagi Prefecture, Japan. I had a tough upbringing as I lived my childhood through the harsh battles of World War II, with American planes constantly bombing the Japanese lands I grew up in. As a result of these American air raids, I often wasn't allowed to go outside to play or even get fresh air." Bernie continued to monologue as he showed a scene of a young Fusajiro Tatara hiding inside a closet within his childhood home from the American air raids.

"Eventually though, World War II came to an end, and I could spend my teenage years in a relative amount of peace. During my teenage years, I found a passion for drawing, and eventually I became a manga artist, and later moved to Tokyo, where I worked under Sanshiro Takeshi, working on material such as Galactic Lad and Abracadabra the Amazing." Bernie continued to monologue as he showed a scene of Fusajiro Tatara working with Takeshi Sanshiro on Galactic Lad and Abracadabra the Amazing.

"In 1963, I created the Tokusatsu Android 007, a superhero drama about seven robotic warriors. Later, in 1971, I further rose to stardom with the creation of the superhero drama Hensõ Shita Rider, as well as the creation of the Super Shinobi franchise in 1975. These shows continue to be a hit amongst the Japanese people and even Western audiences to this very day." Bernie monologued even further as the scene showed images of Android 007, Hensõ Shita Rider and Super Shinobi.

"In 1998, I met my unfortunate demise through heart failure, just three days after my 60th birthday. I may have met my demise through rather unfortunate causes and at a rather unfortunate age, but do not worry or feel sad, for my legacy lives on through the continued support for the Hensõ Shita Rider and Super Shinobi franchises. And that, my friends, is the story of my life. I hope you enjoyed listening to this tale, and I hope you found this to be educational. Sayonara." Bernie bowed to the camera as a gong sounded and everyone clapped.

"That was impressive, Bernie! Now let me decide on how to rate your biopic..." Chris spoke as he pondered on what rating to give Bernie's biopic. "I give your biopic a B." The raven haired host then concluded.

Bernie grinned at that. "A B? I'll take it." He replied.

"Alright, time to pick the next contestant and their biopic." Chris said before spinning the wheel once more, eventually landing on Calvin's face. "Calvin, you're up next!" He told the secret agent. "According to this, Calvin will be playing British writer Liam Walters, most famous for his Wade Pond series of spy novels." Chris added as he read from a clipboard. "Calvin, the stage is yours!"

Calvin then appeared on stage, dressed as British writer Liam Walters, and had a prop cigar/cigarette in his mouth, with smoke coming off it to make it more realistic. "Greetings, modern day people. I am Liam William Walters, writer of many novels. Perhaps you may know me from the Wade Pond series of spy novels. Pull up a chair as I shall tell you the story of my rather short lived life." Calvin told the audience in a questionable British accent.

"I saw the lifelight in 1908, in the wealthy London district of Fairweather. My father met his unfortunate demise during the First World War as a result of a German shelling on the Western Front in 1917, after which Sir Bertram Chamberlin wrote an obituary in The Times. Later on, when the Second World War came, I began to work for the Naval Intelligence Division as well as the Royal Naval Volunteer Reserve, where I remained after the Second World War had concluded even though I had already been demobilised in 1945." Calvin monologued as the scene showed images of Liam Walters' birth, his father's demise in World War I, as well as Liam Walters' work during World War II.

"After the war, I began to accomplish my ambition of writing spy novels, my first of these being Casino Aristocrat. This novel followed the exploits of protagonist Wade Pond, an officer within the Secret Intelligence Service. Upon publication of the novel, it became a success, allowing me to write more Wade Pond novels, including Die And Let Live, Stargazer and many other Wade Pond spy novels." Calvin continued to monologue as he was surrounded by copies of Liam Walters' novels.

"Throughout my adult life, I was a heavy smoker and drinker, which led to suffering of heart disease and eventually succumbing to a heart attack at the mere age of 56. The success of my earlier Wade Pond novels led to many film adaptations of the novels, and the success of the Wade Pond films paved the way for other successful spy movies such as Matthew Haden, Moving On Spying and the Mason Osborn series. So even though I lived a short life, I took everything out of it that I possibly could, as evidenced by the success of my novels. With this short journey throughout my life, I bid you all farewell." Calvin concluded his biopic and bowed to the audience.

"Even though that English accent you did was rather questionable, you definitely did your research on Liam Walters, Calvin. I'm giving you a C+ for your efforts." Chris told Calvin.

"Thank you, Mr. McLean. I did the very best I could to do my hero justice." Calvin smiled at the raven haired host. Chris nodded and proceeded to spin the wheel once more before it landed on Jo's face.

"Alright, our first female contestant is coming up!" Chris said before checking his clipboard. "It says here that Jo will be portraying famous Russian gymnastics champion Dunya Flikaflakov. Never heard of her, but this could be interesting. Take it away, Jo!" Chris told the take-no-prisoners jockette as the lights on Jo's stage lit up to show Jo wearing Dunya Flikaflakov's gymnastics outfit.

"Salutations, North Americans and viewers from across the whole world! I'm Dunya Flikaflakov, famed Russian gymnastics champion! Now sit your asses down and kick up your feet, 'cause I'm gonna tell you about my life today!" Jo started her biopic in a questionable Russian accent, although she did get Dunya Flikaflakov's abrasive personality down right.

"Let's start from the beginning. I was born in the Soviet Union in 1963 on one cold winter morning. Against all odds, I was born for greatness. I was named after my grandmother, who was a gymnastics expect herself. As I grew up in the harsh environments of the Soviet Union, I developed a passion for gymnastics, much like my grandmother before me. I began to train whenever I could, and eventually, I was enlisted into a gymnastics academy where I began to compete in gymnastics competitions." Jo began to monologue as the scene showed Dunya Flikaflakov as a baby lying in a cradle along with scenes of her training to be a gymnast.

"By the time I was 21, I had turned pro and began to compete in national competitions throughout the 1980s, which were my prime years of success. By the 1990s, my success began to dwindle, but I continued to compete in gymnastics events for the Soviet Union, and later Russia after the Soviet Union had collapsed. By the early 2000s, I had grown too old to continue competing in gymnastics, but that did not stop me from continuing to be involved in gymnastics, as I now coach the sport and train up and coming Russian gymnastics enthusiasts, dedicating myself to my passion. And that, my worldwide friends, is my life in a nutshell. Hopefully you found this educational, because if you don't, then I'm going to cave your asses in with steel toed boots." Jo concluded as everyone clapped for Jo.

"Even though that Russian accent was questionable, much like Calvin's British accent, you really nailed Dunya Flikaflakov's take-no-prisoners persona, Jo. It's almost like you based your personality on her." Chris remarked.

"That's because my personality is based on her, Jeff Probst." Jo replied as she folded her arms in front of her chest.

"Right. Anyway, I give your performance a B-." Chris replied back.

"I would've liked to get the highest score possible, but you can't have everything in life, I guess." Jo shrugged.

The scene cut to Chris spinning the wheel once more before it landed on Derek's face. "Derek! Your turn to perform your biopic!" Chris announced as he checked his clipboard to see who Derek's biopic was going to be about. "Alright, this should be a good one! Derek will be playing famous Australian wildlife conservationist and zookeeper Harrison Brown! Let's give it up for Derek!" The raven haired host announced as the lights on Derek's stage lit up.

"G'day, mates! Name's Harrison Brown, and I was a famed wildlife conservationist and zookeeper in the wonderful land known as Australia! I hope you're ready for some educational television, 'cause by Crikey, is this gonna be exciting! I'm gonna be telling you all about my life, from my birth until my unfortunate death! So let's get down to it!" Derek spoke in a convincing Australian accent, as well as nailing Harrison Brown's exuberant personality.

"I was born on my mother's birthday in 1962 in the suburbs of Melbourne, having Irish blood from my father's side of the family. My father was a wildlife expert in herpetology while my mother was a wildlife rehabilitator. I grew up around crocodiles and other reptiles and wrestled my first crocodile at the age of 9 under my father's supervision. I took over my parents' zoo in 1991 and renamed it Australia Zoo in 1998." Derek began to monologue as scenes of Harrison Brown's birth and childhood were shown.

"Me and my wife Bonnie spent our honeymoon trapping crocodiles together, and footage of our honeymoon ended becoming the first episode of my television series The Crocodile Tracker. The show debuted on Australian television in 1996 and debuted on North American television the following year. In the show, I was known for my exuberant and enthusiastic hosting, broad Australian accent, signature khaki shorts and my catchphrase "Crikey!"" Derek continued to monologue as Chris and the other contestants looked on with interest.

"Me and Bonnie ended up having two children: A daughter named Ivy and a son named Zane. When my boy Zane was only a month old, I held him while feeding a saltwater crocodile at the same time, which caused a lot of controversy in the media, but everything ended up turning out fine, although it did cause the local government to change its crocodile-handling laws, which was understandable and rightful of 'em to do." Derek continued to monologue as a scene of Harrison Brown holding his one month old son while feeding a saltwater crocodile at the same time.

"While I was filming a documentary in the Great Barrier Reef in 2006, I met my unfortunate demise at the hands of a stingray which stabbed me in the chest. I was survived by my wife Bonnie and my children Ivy and Zane, who continue to operate Australia Zoo to this very day. It pleases me that my family continues to do the work I dedicated my life to, and therefore, I will leave you with some of my famed words: Be kind to nature." Derek concluded as Chris and the other contestants proceeded to cheer and applaud Derek's performance.

"Woowee, Derek! You really nailed Harrison Brown's Australian accent and exuberant personality! I can't help but give you an A+ for that performance!" Chris announced as Derek grinned and pumped his fist.

"Well, since Derek has gotten the highest score, there's not really much of a point in continuing on with the challenge, but since all of you put a lot of work and research into your biopics, I suppose it's only fair for the rest of the contestants to show off their biopics as well!" Chris then announced as a montage of the remaining contestants showing off their biopics, each of them receiving applause for their performances.

After the montage ended, the scene showed Chris standing in front of the contestants for a debrief. "Well, contestants, you all put a lot of work in your biopics, it seems! Some of you didn't get your idols down perfectly, but it's clear that you all admire the people you portrayed in your biopics! But unfortunately, only one contestant could win immunity in today's challenge, and that contestant is Derek! Congratulations!" Chris debriefed the contestants as they clapped for Derek, who made a courtesy bow in response.

"Alright, you can all head back to your trailers and get ready to vote out anyone but Derek! Derek, once tonight's elimination ceremony concludes, you get to video chat with someone close to Harrison Brown, so be ready for that as well!" Chris concluded as the contestants began to head back to their trailers.

-Confessional: Derek-

"Man, winning the challenge AND getting to video chat with someone close to Harrison Brown? I'm the happiest guy in all of Canada right now!" Derek beamed.

-End Confessional-

-Confessional: Wendy-

"Alright, so one of the guys has gotten immunity for tonight's elimination ceremony. That means I've got six guys left to aim my figurative pistols at. I've already got the girls on my side because of our girls only alliance, but in order to get one of the guys out of the game, I'm going to have to recruit some of the other guys into my cause. Hopefully I can get some of the girls to help me with that..."

-End Confessional-

The scene then cut to Bernie walking into the bathroom where he met up with Violetta. "Hey, Bernie. Can we talk for a moment?" Violetta asked her boyfriend.

"Sure. What is it, baby?" Bernie asked his girlfriend as he proceeded to head into a bathroom stall to do his business.

"It's about tonight's elimination ceremony. Have you thought about who you're going to vote off yet?" Violetta asked Bernie again.

"Not really. But I'm guessing that you do have an idea of who you wanna vote for?" Bernie asked her back as the toilet he used flushed and Bernie left the bathroom stall again before heading over to the sink to wash his hands.

"Yeah. You see, I thinking that we could vote off..." Violetta began before she whispered the person she had in mind into Bernie's ear. Bernie's eyes widened at what he heard.

"Are you really sure? He's a nice guy." Bernie asked Violetta in disbelief.

"I know, and I feel really bad about having to do this, but we ended up voting him off with pain in our chests last season as well, remember?" Violetta reminded him.

Bernie nodded at that. "You're right, Violetta. We had to make this decision last season as well, but why should we make this decision again this season?" He asked Violetta.

"Because he made it up to the final six last season, remember? He could very easily outlast us by a milestone if he so wished on this season." Violetta reminded him again.

Bernie sighed at that. "Good point, Violetta. I'll think about it." He replied.

Violetta smiled at that. "Alright, thanks, baby." She kissed Bernie on the cheek before leaving the bathroom.

The scene then cut to Calvin sitting on a stool outside the Craft Services Tent, where he was fidgeting around with his airsoft pistol when Candace walked up to him. "Hi, Calvin!" Candace greeted her friend with a smile.

"Oh, hello, Agent Candace. Is there something I can help you with?" Calvin asked Candace, returning the smile.

"Well, I've got a new mission for you. And you never turn down a mission, no matter how ridiculous it is, right?" Candace asked Calvin back.

Calvin nodded at that. "Of course. Lay the mission on me, and I'll carry it out." He replied with an eager smile. Candace nodded and whispered the mission into Calvin's ear. Calvin was surprised at the mission he had to carry out, but nodded.

"Alright, Agent Candace. I shall carry out this mission, and I won't let you down on it." Calvin spoke with a salute.

"Thanks, Calvin. See you at the elimination ceremony." Candace waved before walking off.

-Confessional: Candace-

"Ugh, I hate having to take advantage of Calvin's inability to refuse a mission, but Wendy won't let me hear the end of it if I don't. She's such a jerk..."

-End Confessional-

The scene then cut to the Gilded Chris Ceremony, where Chris was standing on the podium dressed in a white tuxedo with a red bowtie while Chef was once again wearing his pink glitter outfit. "Alright, contestants. You know the drill: Everyone, except for Derek, is up for elimination tonight. I only have 11 Gilded Chris Awards on this podium. When I call your name, I will hand you your Gilded Chris, signifying you're safe from elimination. The contestant who doesn't end up getting a Gilded Chris tonight must immediately make their way down the Walk of Shame, step into the Lame-o-sine and leave the film lot. Which means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever." Chris began his usual elimination ceremony monologue.

"Derek, since you have immunity, the first Gilded Chris is yours." Chris said as he tossed Derek his Gilded Chris.

"Of course." Derek nodded.

"Calvin, Jo. You're also safe from elimination." Chris continued as he tossed those contestants their Gilded Chris as well.

"Napoleon, Wendy...You get to stay at the film lot for another three days as well." Napoleon and Wendy caught their Gilded Chris before glaring at each other.

"Also safe from elimination are...Sam, Violetta and Steve." The aforementioned contestants proceeded to catch their Gilded Chris and sighed in relief.

"The following Gilded Chris Awards go to...Angela and Candace." Chris said as he tossed the girls their Gilded Chris Awards too. It was now Bernie and Bob in the bottom two.

"Bernie, Bob...This...is the final Gilded Chris of the evening." Chris told the two guys in the bottom two.

…

Chris gave it great thought before pointing at the last safe contestant. "Bernie, the final Gilded Chris is yours." The raven haired host concluded as he tossed Bernie his Gilded Chris.

"Dang it, I'm out of the game...again..." Bob groaned.

"Guys, really? Why would you vote out Bob? He's one of the nicest guys on the season." Derek said as he stood up.

"Exactly, my friend. That's why we voted him out in the first place. You don't get places being nice in this game." Napoleon pointed out.

"Sorry, Agent Bob. But the rest of the agents have spoken, and you were the most dangerous agents on our list." Calvin chimed in.

"Don't worry, Derek. It's cool. At least I'll soon be reunited with Karen again, so I don't mind being eliminated here. Take good care of yourself during the rest of your time at this film lot, alright?" Bob told Derek as he got up from the bleachers and made his way down the Walk of Shame before stepping into the Lame-o-sine and shutting the door as it drove off.

Derek waved Bob off as he left the film lot before sighing. "Man, it stinks to see a good friend leave the film lot..."

"Hey, look on the bright side, Derek: At least you still have that video chat with someone close to Harrison Brown to cheer you up." Chris pointed out.

"You're right, Chris. Let's get right on that." Derek smiled before he headed towards that video chat.

The scene then cut to Derek video chatting with Harrison Brown's son, Zane Brown. "G'day, Derek! What's up?" Zane asked Derek with a smile.

"Oh, I'm doing great, Zane! Thanks for asking! It's an honor to be able to talk with the son of one my greatest heroes!" Derek beamed.

Zane chuckled. "It's nice to be able to talk with you too, Derek. So, is there anything you'd like to know? I've got about 20 minutes time to answer any of your questions." He told Derek.

"Alright, my first question is..." Derek began to speak before the camera zoomed out to show Chris in the foreground of the video chat. "And that concludes our first post-merge episode of this season! Now that Bob's gone, will Wendy and her girls only alliance continue to pick off guy after guy? Will the guys catch wind of Wendy's scheme? What challenges could I possibly have in store for our contestants next? And who will be the next contestant to take the Walk of Shame? Find out next episode, on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Action!" Chris concluded the episode.

Elimination Ceremony Results

Votes Against Bob: Wendy, Angela, Candace, Violetta, Jo, Napoleon, Bernie, Calvin, Sam

Votes Against Bernie: Derek, Bob, Steve

Eliminated: Bob

Team Status

Merged Team: Candace, Wendy, Angela, Violetta, Jo, Calvin, Napoleon, Derek, Bernie, Steve, Sam

Elimination Tabel

#20: Nancy

#19: Jackson

#18: Moon

#17: Rooney

#16: Laurence

#15: Karen

#14: Veronica

#13: Danny

#12: Bob