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The cast milled around dumbfounded, waiting for some cue.
"LIGHTS!" Setsuna held up her garnet rod, and blazing light suddenly filled the set.
"CAMERA!" "Rollin'," yelled Bulma.
"AND... ACTION!!!" Pause.
More pause.
Silence.
"WHERE IS THAT NAMEK!" hollered Vegeta. "HE DISGRACES ME BUT GETTING A BETTER PART THAN I AND THEN REFUSES TO SHOW! WHERE IS HIS HONOR!?!?!"
"Calm down Veggie," says Bulma, as he gives her death glares.
"Will somebody PLEASE find Piccolo and get him out here!"
"VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!!!!" A golden chain flies out of Minako's hand and captures and hidden Namek, pulling him out of his hiding spot.
"I REFUSE to be an OGRE. I am a NAMEK! And I have BETTER things to do than play IMAGINATION like 2-YEAR-OLDS!!!"
Everyone sweatdrops. "Chill Piccolo," says Goku with a foolish smile, "It will be fun! I get to be your trusty stead!" Piccolo mutters something. "What?!?" asked Goku, cocking his head sideways.
"Nevermind, Dad," interrupts Gohan, "let's get on with the show."
"Ok, let's try this again." "LIGHTS... CAMERA... ACTION!!!!!"
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Piccolo walks onto the set, grumbling, amist Smash Mouth's 'All Star.' "Somebody turn that STUPID MUSIC OFF!!!" yells the ogre...er... Namek.
Silence. [No more music.]
::grumble, grumble:: Scene continues. Men come running in to get Piccolo."KILL THE OGRE!!!"
"For the last time, you FOOLS," screams Piccolo, "I am a NAMEK! A NAMEK!!!"
Men continue coming. "Kill the Ogre!!!"
Piccolo: AHHH!!!!
Men turn to run, but Piccolo is powered up.
"SPECIAL BEAM CANON!" Shoots out of Piccolo's hand and 'fries' the men.
Screaming as Bulma runs on the set. "Piccolo! What did you do to the props?!"
.:Sweatdrop:. "Props?"
"Yea, look..." Bulma pick up a piece of scrap metal and cardboard from the ground with a man's face glued to it. "These were my best invention yet- humanoid cardboard robots!"
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Scene 2 (or whatever)-
"Yep, now I'm a flying talking Saiyin donkey that wants to know where Piccolo is to save my butt!" Goku is running through the (fake) forest and (fake) trees in a strange grey outfit.
Piccolo finally comes charging through, knocking down several cardboard trees in the process, blasts the soldiers, and turns to leave.
"Hey Pic- I mean Shrek. You were really good back there. Umm.. What is my line. I do not remember it so I am babbling to use up space."
Muttering off set and someone holds up a cue card. "Oh yea- Why... don't... we... be... part- part- Sorry, what's the last part?" [No pun intended] Muttering. "Oh yea- PARTNERS!!! Piccolo? Um, Piccolo where are you? You can't go back home yet, you can't find the fairy tale people yet. You have to wait! It's in the script and..." Goku runs crashing through the set to find his green friend.
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Still later-
Mamoru: "So I'm a prince again, huh?"
"Not a Prince, you idiot," yelled Vegeta, "I'm the only true prince here." [Too True!!!] "I deserved that part much more than YOU. But YOU are only a LORD in this. Lord Farthquad."
"What?!? I'm HIM!!! No, no, no, no. I've seen this movie; I know what happens to that guy. I'm out of here. Enjoy the part, Veggie."
Vegeta give him death glares, but happily goes up and puts on the crown. Mamoru flees out a distant door. "So what do I do now?" asks an impatient Vegetable. Crowd sweatdrops. "Read the script, Vegeta."
"Mirror, Mirror, near my wall, who hold the most power of them all?"
Yamcha comes running on the set holding a circle around his head. "Um, you do, I guess. But that wasn't in the script. You're supposed to say something about a perfect kingdom and then I say 'Well technically you're not a king' and then you say..."
Veggie: "ALRIGHT ENOUGH!!! Do your part already!!"
Yamcha: "Here goes..." Yamcha's attitude and voice changes into that of a game show host.
"You have: Bachlorette #1: (Ami walks onto set and does a model walk) An intelligent girl who is doomed to sleep forever because she read to many books. Her hobbies include reading, sleeping, and doing math problems.
Bachlorette #2: (Minako walks onto the set and ditto) A pretty girl who is unfortunately doomed to forever roam the Earth. She enjoys doing her nails, fixing her hair, and playing volley ball.
Bachlorette #3: (Usagi) A princess renowned for her beauty who has been turned into a swan by a jealous witch and turns human again each night when the moon shines. Her hobbies are daydreaming, flying, and wishing.
Bachlorette #4: (Rei) This princess is known best for her bossiness, especially to Bachlorette #3. She likes to sing and dance, and be psychic.
Bachlorette #5: (Makoto walks on) Locked away in a ancient castle on a high cliff, where the sky meets the land. Feared for her strength and skill at martial arts. Her hobby is mostly fighting."
Yamcha pauses and takes a breath as 5 Inner senshi line up. "So, who will it be, Farthquad? Bachlorette #1, 2, 3, 4 or 5? Choose wisely."
Veggie is lost in thought. [wow!] "Well, I don't care very much for brain- iacs or psychics or girlie girls. And I've been paired up with that swan one too many times. [But not enough- I luv those fics!] And I don't know why I am here but the only worthy one is one who can take care of herself- the one who fights!"
Sound of a bell- ding, ding, ding (correct). "Great choice Lord- (death glare from Veggie) er.. Prince Farthquad. Congratulations. Princess # 5 is Princess Mak- Fiona and like I said, she resides in a ancient castle on a high cliff, where the sky meets the land. It is guarded by lightning and a ferocious dragon and the quest to find her will be dangerous. Good luck!" (Bulma calling somewhere offset) "Umm... bye now!" Yamcha flees and senshi follow.
Bulma comes running on. "VEGETA!!!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE GIRLS THAT JUST LEFT!!!!!!"
"Be quiet woman and leave me in peace. It was Yamcha's idea."
"Oh SURE, just blame it ALL on HIM! YOU're coming with ME, MISTER!" Bulma is furious and storms off set dragging Veggie by the ear to find her ex. Lights fade.
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End (for now). Lol, that was fun. Hope you liked it. Please Review!
The cast milled around dumbfounded, waiting for some cue.
"LIGHTS!" Setsuna held up her garnet rod, and blazing light suddenly filled the set.
"CAMERA!" "Rollin'," yelled Bulma.
"AND... ACTION!!!" Pause.
More pause.
Silence.
"WHERE IS THAT NAMEK!" hollered Vegeta. "HE DISGRACES ME BUT GETTING A BETTER PART THAN I AND THEN REFUSES TO SHOW! WHERE IS HIS HONOR!?!?!"
"Calm down Veggie," says Bulma, as he gives her death glares.
"Will somebody PLEASE find Piccolo and get him out here!"
"VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!!!!" A golden chain flies out of Minako's hand and captures and hidden Namek, pulling him out of his hiding spot.
"I REFUSE to be an OGRE. I am a NAMEK! And I have BETTER things to do than play IMAGINATION like 2-YEAR-OLDS!!!"
Everyone sweatdrops. "Chill Piccolo," says Goku with a foolish smile, "It will be fun! I get to be your trusty stead!" Piccolo mutters something. "What?!?" asked Goku, cocking his head sideways.
"Nevermind, Dad," interrupts Gohan, "let's get on with the show."
"Ok, let's try this again." "LIGHTS... CAMERA... ACTION!!!!!"
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Piccolo walks onto the set, grumbling, amist Smash Mouth's 'All Star.' "Somebody turn that STUPID MUSIC OFF!!!" yells the ogre...er... Namek.
Silence. [No more music.]
::grumble, grumble:: Scene continues. Men come running in to get Piccolo."KILL THE OGRE!!!"
"For the last time, you FOOLS," screams Piccolo, "I am a NAMEK! A NAMEK!!!"
Men continue coming. "Kill the Ogre!!!"
Piccolo: AHHH!!!!
Men turn to run, but Piccolo is powered up.
"SPECIAL BEAM CANON!" Shoots out of Piccolo's hand and 'fries' the men.
Screaming as Bulma runs on the set. "Piccolo! What did you do to the props?!"
.:Sweatdrop:. "Props?"
"Yea, look..." Bulma pick up a piece of scrap metal and cardboard from the ground with a man's face glued to it. "These were my best invention yet- humanoid cardboard robots!"
Piccolo: (bigger sweatdrop) "..." **************************************************************************** **
Scene 2 (or whatever)-
"Yep, now I'm a flying talking Saiyin donkey that wants to know where Piccolo is to save my butt!" Goku is running through the (fake) forest and (fake) trees in a strange grey outfit.
Piccolo finally comes charging through, knocking down several cardboard trees in the process, blasts the soldiers, and turns to leave.
"Hey Pic- I mean Shrek. You were really good back there. Umm.. What is my line. I do not remember it so I am babbling to use up space."
Muttering off set and someone holds up a cue card. "Oh yea- Why... don't... we... be... part- part- Sorry, what's the last part?" [No pun intended] Muttering. "Oh yea- PARTNERS!!! Piccolo? Um, Piccolo where are you? You can't go back home yet, you can't find the fairy tale people yet. You have to wait! It's in the script and..." Goku runs crashing through the set to find his green friend.
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Still later-
Mamoru: "So I'm a prince again, huh?"
"Not a Prince, you idiot," yelled Vegeta, "I'm the only true prince here." [Too True!!!] "I deserved that part much more than YOU. But YOU are only a LORD in this. Lord Farthquad."
"What?!? I'm HIM!!! No, no, no, no. I've seen this movie; I know what happens to that guy. I'm out of here. Enjoy the part, Veggie."
Vegeta give him death glares, but happily goes up and puts on the crown. Mamoru flees out a distant door. "So what do I do now?" asks an impatient Vegetable. Crowd sweatdrops. "Read the script, Vegeta."
"Mirror, Mirror, near my wall, who hold the most power of them all?"
Yamcha comes running on the set holding a circle around his head. "Um, you do, I guess. But that wasn't in the script. You're supposed to say something about a perfect kingdom and then I say 'Well technically you're not a king' and then you say..."
Veggie: "ALRIGHT ENOUGH!!! Do your part already!!"
Yamcha: "Here goes..." Yamcha's attitude and voice changes into that of a game show host.
"You have: Bachlorette #1: (Ami walks onto set and does a model walk) An intelligent girl who is doomed to sleep forever because she read to many books. Her hobbies include reading, sleeping, and doing math problems.
Bachlorette #2: (Minako walks onto the set and ditto) A pretty girl who is unfortunately doomed to forever roam the Earth. She enjoys doing her nails, fixing her hair, and playing volley ball.
Bachlorette #3: (Usagi) A princess renowned for her beauty who has been turned into a swan by a jealous witch and turns human again each night when the moon shines. Her hobbies are daydreaming, flying, and wishing.
Bachlorette #4: (Rei) This princess is known best for her bossiness, especially to Bachlorette #3. She likes to sing and dance, and be psychic.
Bachlorette #5: (Makoto walks on) Locked away in a ancient castle on a high cliff, where the sky meets the land. Feared for her strength and skill at martial arts. Her hobby is mostly fighting."
Yamcha pauses and takes a breath as 5 Inner senshi line up. "So, who will it be, Farthquad? Bachlorette #1, 2, 3, 4 or 5? Choose wisely."
Veggie is lost in thought. [wow!] "Well, I don't care very much for brain- iacs or psychics or girlie girls. And I've been paired up with that swan one too many times. [But not enough- I luv those fics!] And I don't know why I am here but the only worthy one is one who can take care of herself- the one who fights!"
Sound of a bell- ding, ding, ding (correct). "Great choice Lord- (death glare from Veggie) er.. Prince Farthquad. Congratulations. Princess # 5 is Princess Mak- Fiona and like I said, she resides in a ancient castle on a high cliff, where the sky meets the land. It is guarded by lightning and a ferocious dragon and the quest to find her will be dangerous. Good luck!" (Bulma calling somewhere offset) "Umm... bye now!" Yamcha flees and senshi follow.
Bulma comes running on. "VEGETA!!!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE GIRLS THAT JUST LEFT!!!!!!"
"Be quiet woman and leave me in peace. It was Yamcha's idea."
"Oh SURE, just blame it ALL on HIM! YOU're coming with ME, MISTER!" Bulma is furious and storms off set dragging Veggie by the ear to find her ex. Lights fade.
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End (for now). Lol, that was fun. Hope you liked it. Please Review!