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Makoto-Fiona, Goku-Donkey, and Piccolo-Shrek are walking along through forest. Heading back to Veggie's castle in Dulanc [or however you spell it!!!].
Suddenly a figure hops out of the forest and onto a limb. "Do not fear madam, I will save you from these wretched beasts!"
It's Master Roshi, dressed all in green with a bow and arrow.
Pic is in a fighting stance. "Who you calling wretched beasts?"
Roshi Hood hops down to ground.
Mako: "Chill, Pic, let me take this one."
Pic leans back and crosses arms. "Show me what you've got." [Another phrase they love in DBZ.]
Mako: "Thanks Pic." Mako is in fighting stance as the Merry men start popping up out of foliage and singing.
Suddenly Mako jumps up and goes into karate mode and starts kicking and punching everything in sight. The men go down like bowling pins. As a last final move, Mako jumps high into the air and the whole screen turns. [MATRIX!!!!!] She places her final kick into Roshi Hood's face, knocking him senseless. She lands lightly on her feet, surrounded by a pile of bodies. She dusts off her hands. "Ok, I'm done, let's go."
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The sun is about to set. The trio hastily found an old windmill and made camp there, Mako hastily shutting the door in the others' faces.
A few minutes later Pic leaves and Goku silently creeps into windmill. He is in the center of the floor when suddenly there is a piercing scream from above. Mako comes running down the spiral steps screaming at the top of her lungs, holding her head. Goku grabs her as she runs by, still screaming. He has to yell to be heard.
"MAKOTO! WHAT . . . IS . . . WRONG?"
"I ... ::pant, pant, sob, sob:: ... am ... ::pant, pant, sob, sob:: ... GREEN!!!!!! I AM GREEN!!!!!"
Goku: "Makoto, calm down. You're green?"
Mako: "My SKIN!!! It is GREEN!!!! It's HORRIBLE!!!! It CLASHES HORRIBLY with my DRESS!!!!!! I always liked the color green, but as a SKIN COLOR!!!!!! And my HEAD!!!! (she grabs her hair to reveal 2 little green things poking out.) I have ANTENNAS!!!!!! AHHH!!!!"
Goku: "Shh... It's ok. Now we know how Piccolo must feel." Mako refuses to calm down and continues her piercing wails that cause the whole cast to cover their ears and wish the scene would end . . . . . . .
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Wedding music is playing. Everyone ('cept Piccolo and Goku (AGAIN) and Chichi-Dragon) is in cathedral in pews. Mako walks in in a beautiful white wedding dress (her skin is back to normal). Veggie is up front in a suit wondering how he got talked into this job. The two line up at the alter (Mako significantly taller than Veggie) and the minister begins.
Mako interupts: "Enough gibberish, mister, let's get to the important part."
Minister flips through his book and stops at a point. "Prince Vegeta-Lord Farthquad, do you take Princess Makoto-Fiona to be your lawful wedded wife?" No answer.
"Ok then, Princess Makoto-Fiona, do you take Prince Vegeta-Lord Farthquad to be your lawful wedded husband?" No answer. "WILL SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME REPLY?!?!?!"
Bulma comes storming in. "I object!!!! Veggie is already taken, he can't get married again. He--"
Interupted by a huge crash. Piccolo-Shrek blasts through the doors, followed by Goku-Donkey. Chichi-Dragon through the window right behind the alter.
Everyone starts fighting. Piccolo blasts away Bulma's robot guards, ten at a time. Goku and Vegeta are having an all-out battle, both SSJ.
Sun is setting. Makoto runs out of the building, screaming at the top of her lungs: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Sailor Senshi just stare at her. "What's wrong with Mako-chan?"
Piccolo has blasted all the robots that there are. "Enough is enough. I will waster no more of my time. I'm leaving." He powers up and blasts off, breaking another window.
Chichi is furious. "All right Vegeta, that's enough. Out of my way Goku." Goku back up as Chichi prepares to pounce on Veggie.
"CUT!!!" Everyone one looks up, confused.
"QUICK, SOMEBODY SEND IN VEGGIE'S STUNT DOUBLE!!!!" Vegeta finds himself being pushed out of the way as someone throws a confused Mamoru into his place. "AND ACTION!!!!"
Chichi lunges, gulping down an unfortunate Mamoru. Cheering. Usagi is in audience, wiping away a tear. "Aww... poor Mamo-baka." Suddenly she brightens up. "Oh well! Come one, Gohan, there's a party afterward . . ."
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PARTY!!!!! Goku is on the mic, complete with a band of seven dwarves. He is singing "Believer", though a bit off tune. Everyone is dancing and having a great time.
"... And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! I'm in love (ooo) I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried! And then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer!"
Gohan and Usagi are dancing as well as Ami & Tien, Minako & Yamcha, Rei & Trunks, and even Chibi Usa and Goten. Even Veggie and Bulma are dancing (a little.)
"I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe, I'm a believer . . ."
Piccolo and Makoto are nowhere to be seen (but one could guess she is trying to get all that green makeup off and Pic is probably meditating.) And so it ends. Fade out.
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Makoto-Fiona, Goku-Donkey, and Piccolo-Shrek are walking along through forest. Heading back to Veggie's castle in Dulanc [or however you spell it!!!].
Suddenly a figure hops out of the forest and onto a limb. "Do not fear madam, I will save you from these wretched beasts!"
It's Master Roshi, dressed all in green with a bow and arrow.
Pic is in a fighting stance. "Who you calling wretched beasts?"
Roshi Hood hops down to ground.
Mako: "Chill, Pic, let me take this one."
Pic leans back and crosses arms. "Show me what you've got." [Another phrase they love in DBZ.]
Mako: "Thanks Pic." Mako is in fighting stance as the Merry men start popping up out of foliage and singing.
Suddenly Mako jumps up and goes into karate mode and starts kicking and punching everything in sight. The men go down like bowling pins. As a last final move, Mako jumps high into the air and the whole screen turns. [MATRIX!!!!!] She places her final kick into Roshi Hood's face, knocking him senseless. She lands lightly on her feet, surrounded by a pile of bodies. She dusts off her hands. "Ok, I'm done, let's go."
**************************************************************************** **Scene 56 (It's fun to make up random numbers):
The sun is about to set. The trio hastily found an old windmill and made camp there, Mako hastily shutting the door in the others' faces.
A few minutes later Pic leaves and Goku silently creeps into windmill. He is in the center of the floor when suddenly there is a piercing scream from above. Mako comes running down the spiral steps screaming at the top of her lungs, holding her head. Goku grabs her as she runs by, still screaming. He has to yell to be heard.
"MAKOTO! WHAT . . . IS . . . WRONG?"
"I ... ::pant, pant, sob, sob:: ... am ... ::pant, pant, sob, sob:: ... GREEN!!!!!! I AM GREEN!!!!!"
Goku: "Makoto, calm down. You're green?"
Mako: "My SKIN!!! It is GREEN!!!! It's HORRIBLE!!!! It CLASHES HORRIBLY with my DRESS!!!!!! I always liked the color green, but as a SKIN COLOR!!!!!! And my HEAD!!!! (she grabs her hair to reveal 2 little green things poking out.) I have ANTENNAS!!!!!! AHHH!!!!"
Goku: "Shh... It's ok. Now we know how Piccolo must feel." Mako refuses to calm down and continues her piercing wails that cause the whole cast to cover their ears and wish the scene would end . . . . . . .
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Wedding music is playing. Everyone ('cept Piccolo and Goku (AGAIN) and Chichi-Dragon) is in cathedral in pews. Mako walks in in a beautiful white wedding dress (her skin is back to normal). Veggie is up front in a suit wondering how he got talked into this job. The two line up at the alter (Mako significantly taller than Veggie) and the minister begins.
Mako interupts: "Enough gibberish, mister, let's get to the important part."
Minister flips through his book and stops at a point. "Prince Vegeta-Lord Farthquad, do you take Princess Makoto-Fiona to be your lawful wedded wife?" No answer.
"Ok then, Princess Makoto-Fiona, do you take Prince Vegeta-Lord Farthquad to be your lawful wedded husband?" No answer. "WILL SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME REPLY?!?!?!"
Bulma comes storming in. "I object!!!! Veggie is already taken, he can't get married again. He--"
Interupted by a huge crash. Piccolo-Shrek blasts through the doors, followed by Goku-Donkey. Chichi-Dragon through the window right behind the alter.
Everyone starts fighting. Piccolo blasts away Bulma's robot guards, ten at a time. Goku and Vegeta are having an all-out battle, both SSJ.
Sun is setting. Makoto runs out of the building, screaming at the top of her lungs: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Sailor Senshi just stare at her. "What's wrong with Mako-chan?"
Piccolo has blasted all the robots that there are. "Enough is enough. I will waster no more of my time. I'm leaving." He powers up and blasts off, breaking another window.
Chichi is furious. "All right Vegeta, that's enough. Out of my way Goku." Goku back up as Chichi prepares to pounce on Veggie.
"CUT!!!" Everyone one looks up, confused.
"QUICK, SOMEBODY SEND IN VEGGIE'S STUNT DOUBLE!!!!" Vegeta finds himself being pushed out of the way as someone throws a confused Mamoru into his place. "AND ACTION!!!!"
Chichi lunges, gulping down an unfortunate Mamoru. Cheering. Usagi is in audience, wiping away a tear. "Aww... poor Mamo-baka." Suddenly she brightens up. "Oh well! Come one, Gohan, there's a party afterward . . ."
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PARTY!!!!! Goku is on the mic, complete with a band of seven dwarves. He is singing "Believer", though a bit off tune. Everyone is dancing and having a great time.
"... And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! I'm in love (ooo) I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried! And then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer!"
Gohan and Usagi are dancing as well as Ami & Tien, Minako & Yamcha, Rei & Trunks, and even Chibi Usa and Goten. Even Veggie and Bulma are dancing (a little.)
"I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe, I'm a believer . . ."
Piccolo and Makoto are nowhere to be seen (but one could guess she is trying to get all that green makeup off and Pic is probably meditating.) And so it ends. Fade out.
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