Seinfeld
Scene 1: Jerry's apartment.
Jerry: Who is it? George: It's George Jerry: Come on up
(George enters)
Jerry: Hey George: Jerry, your not going to believe want happened to me Jerry: What? A bunch a werewolf's that laughed like Jim Carrey attacked you? George: Nooo, last night I was getting my hair cut a.. Jerry: Hair cut? George: Yeah well, I was dining out by myself and the waitress looked at me, and winked Jerry: Winked? So what? George: It wasn't an ordinary wink it was a sort of
(George starts winking looking really weird)
Jerry: Maybe she had something in her eye? George: Jerry, she likes me I tell ya Jerry: So what did you do? George: I smiled back Jerry: That's all? George: What was I suppose to do, go up to her and start making out Jerry: So what are you going to do now? George: I am going back tonight, see what happens I can't wait Jerry: This will be good George: Well I got to go Jerry: Bye
(George exits really excited, Kramer enters holding a book while walking pass George)
Kramer: Hey George George: Hey Kramer Kramer: What's up with George Jerry: Some girl winked at him Kramer: Oh Jerry: What's that?
(Kramer holds up the book)
Jerry: How to make an electric scooter? Where did you get that? Kramer: Ever heard of a little site called Ebay? Jerry: Ebay? Kramer: I had never heard of it either but you see I was walking down the street I saw $50 just laying there. There was no one around so I took it, went to one of them Internet Café's and bought this book off Ebay. Jerry: So let me get this straight, you found $50 on the ground, but instead of buying food or something that you actually need you bought a book that tells you how to make a scooter. Kramer: Yup! I still got a couple of bucks left so I am going back down to the Internet Café to leave some positive feedback. Jerry: Well, see you later Kramer: See ya
Scene 2: Monk's Resturant
(Jerry and Elaine are sitting down)
Jerry: So Elaine how did the date go? Elaine: Not so well Jerry: What happened? Elaine: Well I was eating, I got some crumbs on my top and he offered to clean them off, I let him then he kind of touched them Jerry: He touched them? What do you mean he leaned over and grab them Elaine: No! He was sweeping the crumbs off and he touched them Jerry: What did you do? Elaine: I told him I was feeling sick and needed to go home Jerry: Anything else happen? Elaine: He wanted to kiss me goodbye but I told him I don't want him to get sick
(Newman enters)
Newman: Hello Jerry Jerry: Hello Newman Newman: Jerry, Kramer needs to borrow some cash Jerry: Borrow? Huh yeah. Whys he need it Newman: He's making an electric scooter didn't he tell you? Jerry: Yeah he told me, why isn't he hear? Newman: He's at the junkyard looking for spare parts Jerry: How do I know your not going to take my money walk out of here and go spend it at Dunkin Donuts? Newman: I won't you can catch me if I do Jerry: Yeah that won't be hard
(Jerry opens his wallet and takes out some money)
Jerry: Here take it TO BE CONTINUED
Scene 1: Jerry's apartment.
Jerry: Who is it? George: It's George Jerry: Come on up
(George enters)
Jerry: Hey George: Jerry, your not going to believe want happened to me Jerry: What? A bunch a werewolf's that laughed like Jim Carrey attacked you? George: Nooo, last night I was getting my hair cut a.. Jerry: Hair cut? George: Yeah well, I was dining out by myself and the waitress looked at me, and winked Jerry: Winked? So what? George: It wasn't an ordinary wink it was a sort of
(George starts winking looking really weird)
Jerry: Maybe she had something in her eye? George: Jerry, she likes me I tell ya Jerry: So what did you do? George: I smiled back Jerry: That's all? George: What was I suppose to do, go up to her and start making out Jerry: So what are you going to do now? George: I am going back tonight, see what happens I can't wait Jerry: This will be good George: Well I got to go Jerry: Bye
(George exits really excited, Kramer enters holding a book while walking pass George)
Kramer: Hey George George: Hey Kramer Kramer: What's up with George Jerry: Some girl winked at him Kramer: Oh Jerry: What's that?
(Kramer holds up the book)
Jerry: How to make an electric scooter? Where did you get that? Kramer: Ever heard of a little site called Ebay? Jerry: Ebay? Kramer: I had never heard of it either but you see I was walking down the street I saw $50 just laying there. There was no one around so I took it, went to one of them Internet Café's and bought this book off Ebay. Jerry: So let me get this straight, you found $50 on the ground, but instead of buying food or something that you actually need you bought a book that tells you how to make a scooter. Kramer: Yup! I still got a couple of bucks left so I am going back down to the Internet Café to leave some positive feedback. Jerry: Well, see you later Kramer: See ya
Scene 2: Monk's Resturant
(Jerry and Elaine are sitting down)
Jerry: So Elaine how did the date go? Elaine: Not so well Jerry: What happened? Elaine: Well I was eating, I got some crumbs on my top and he offered to clean them off, I let him then he kind of touched them Jerry: He touched them? What do you mean he leaned over and grab them Elaine: No! He was sweeping the crumbs off and he touched them Jerry: What did you do? Elaine: I told him I was feeling sick and needed to go home Jerry: Anything else happen? Elaine: He wanted to kiss me goodbye but I told him I don't want him to get sick
(Newman enters)
Newman: Hello Jerry Jerry: Hello Newman Newman: Jerry, Kramer needs to borrow some cash Jerry: Borrow? Huh yeah. Whys he need it Newman: He's making an electric scooter didn't he tell you? Jerry: Yeah he told me, why isn't he hear? Newman: He's at the junkyard looking for spare parts Jerry: How do I know your not going to take my money walk out of here and go spend it at Dunkin Donuts? Newman: I won't you can catch me if I do Jerry: Yeah that won't be hard
(Jerry opens his wallet and takes out some money)
Jerry: Here take it TO BE CONTINUED