Disclaimer: Same as before.

A/N: I must say that I have confused myself with this chapter. How can a severed head be hungry? Better yet, why am I even thinking about it? I suppose it doesn't matter so here's the next chapter.



Max forced me to apologies to her for being disagreeable with her and her whole evil plan thing. She held a hot dog in front of my face and taunted me with it until I said I was sorry. She then held me up and fed it to me. It was rather disappointing and unsatisfying that it kind of just dropped to the floor after I swallowed it.

After that she took me out of the room. For some reason she thinks the others heads are all out to get her. Especially Original Cindy??? She told me that in conjunction with Phase One she plans to purchase car parts in disguise and sell them to homeless children. When I asked her what this would do she told me that the genius of her plan was that no one would know it was her. At first I was speechless, then I was anything but. I told her everything that was wrong with that which took me about an hour. When I had finished she simply said "bad head" and began to scold me about being insensitive. I am now on time out in the waste paper basket and she has now taken up talking to Zack instead of me. Strangely enough I am jealous. Is there something wrong with me??????

Hmmmmmmm.