Disclaimer: I own the two cops heads. They are named Joe and Brian.
A/N: Joe and Brian are police officers. They used to have clubs.
Well it's been a week now and the two cops, Joe and Brian, have fallen in love with Max. Don't ask me how but we seem to have made it to Europe. First Paris, then London and now we're in Spain. Max decided to enter Brian in a bull fight we passed and I think it's better not to recount that chain of events to you but we ended up in jail with Joe having his teeth locked into Max's ankle and refusing to let go, me wearing bunny ears and Brian in bits and pieces all over the floor. They left a rope for her to hang herself but she decided to tie my bunny ears to it and at least Max and I are head height now (sorry, bad pun). Soon I became so tired that I had to sleep.
If things weren't weird before I'm thinking they are now.
A/N: Joe and Brian are police officers. They used to have clubs.
Well it's been a week now and the two cops, Joe and Brian, have fallen in love with Max. Don't ask me how but we seem to have made it to Europe. First Paris, then London and now we're in Spain. Max decided to enter Brian in a bull fight we passed and I think it's better not to recount that chain of events to you but we ended up in jail with Joe having his teeth locked into Max's ankle and refusing to let go, me wearing bunny ears and Brian in bits and pieces all over the floor. They left a rope for her to hang herself but she decided to tie my bunny ears to it and at least Max and I are head height now (sorry, bad pun). Soon I became so tired that I had to sleep.
If things weren't weird before I'm thinking they are now.