Author Notes: Kioko: One-hundred and thirty…One-hundred and thirty-one…Two
points for originality…
Mirai Trunks: What *cough* are *sneeze* you doing?"
Kioko: Counting my reviews, baka!! And what are you doing out of bed? You're still sick!!
Mirai Trunks: I'm here to keep you company during the author notes!! *sneeze* And Saiya-jin don't get sick!!
Kioko: Whatever. You go back to bed and I'll cook you some nice, warm chicken noodle soup, ok-doeky?
Mirai Trunks: …Fine…
Disclaimer: I dOn'T oWn DrAgOnBaLl Z.
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Chapter 5: Gym Part 2
King Vegeta and Bardock gaped at their grandsons. After all, it wasn't everyday that you saw two half-breeds change into the Legendary Super Saiya-jin right before your eyes.
"This…is impossible!!" King Vegeta muttered. "There's NO WAY those two could be Super Saiya-jins!! They're half-breeds for Kami's sake!!"
"If they can turn into Super Saiya-jins…than you two must be able to too!!" Bardock added, pointing at his son.
"Of course!! I've been able to do it for…um…one…two…" Goku replied, counting on his fingers.
"About ten years, baka." Vegeta answered for him. "We're not here for a math lesson, Kakarrot, so if you don't mind I would like to teach these infidels some real fighting techniques."
"OK!!" Goku exclaimed, cheerfully, turning towards the students. "Hiya! I'm Son Goku, one of your gym instructor-thingies today!! And this is…"
"Vegeta Ouji." Vegeta said, glaring at the students. "You will follow everything we tell you to do in this period or else."
"I'll take else, you over grown Vegetable!!" a jock yelled from the front row.
"Um…Well, else is kinda a bad thing," Goku explained, holding on to the back of Vegeta's spandex to keep him from charging at the unsuspecting student. "And I don't think you should insult Vegeta any more…It's kinda dangerous towards your health…"
"KINDA dangerous to your health?! How about EXTREMELY dangerous towards your health?!" Mirai Trunks muttered.
"Hmm…Surgeon General's Warning: Messing with a Saiya-jin named Vegeta is dangerous to your health in various ways. Broken bones, major loss of blood, and ending up dead are included," Gohan added, making Erasa, Sharpner, and Videl stare in wonder at him.
"You forgot ki-roasted,"
"And missing limbs,"
As the two demi saiya-jins continued to list off the possible ways someone could be killed by Vegeta, the three other humans started scooting away from them.
"Since WHEN does Gohan know all this violent stuff?!" Erasa asked, giving Gohan a nervous glance. "Did he read some books on it or something?!"
"Who knows…Maybe he's in a gang or something…" Sharpner muttered. "You never know with those country types…"
"Gohan's not in a gang for crying out loud!!" Videl added, glaring at her friends. "Does he look like the type that would be in a gang?!"
"No, but after today, anything's possible for him…" Sharpner replied.
"Brats!!" Vegeta's voice commanded. Mirai Trunks and Goten looked up.
"Yeah, Dad?" Mirai Trunks asked. "Do you want to go bench press some buses or something?"
"That would be an excellent idea, but unfortunately you're mother would appreciate it if you ruined any of this 'school property'." Vegeta snorted. "So, while these weaklings are warming up, you two brats will go outside and have a warm up spar."
"Ok-doeky." Mirai Trunks replied, happily. He grabbed Gohan by the arm and dragged him past all his other classmates.
"And while you're at it, you can take Goten and Chibi Trunks with you!!" Goku added cheerfully.
The two golden haired chibis were still poking at Mr. Satan, trying to figure out if he was dead or just severely burned.
"C'mon you two. If Vegeta wants us to spar, we're going to spar." Gohan mumbled, grabbing Chibi Trunks and Goten by the sleeves and dragging them through the hole in the wall.
"All right you pathetic weaklings!! Get down here now!!" Vegeta barked, glaring at the students. A few of them got up, but the rest stayed put. "Are you all deaf?! I said get down here NOW or I'll make ALL of you bench press a motorbike!!"
More of the weaker and nerdy students moved down to the floor, but the jocks and the tough guys stayed sitting.
"Didn't you hear me?! I said get down here now or I'll make you bench press some vehicles!!"
"Big deal." A bald boy called from the back. "Mr. Satan would make us do that too, but HE'D demonstrate it to us."
"Yeah!!" Boy #2 added. "He'd bench press five buses FILLED with people in five seconds flat."
"Um…Right…" Goku muttered, sweatdropping. "But can he do this?"
His feet lifted on the ground and he hovered about one foot in the air.
"That's a trick!! You're using strings!!" a girl called out. The class murmured in agreement.
King Vegeta and Bardock sweatdropped, Vegeta along with them.
"These humans are very strange…" Bardock exclaimed. "And very narrow- minded as well."
"Can we eliminate them?" King Vegeta asked.
"That wouldn't be very nice…And we'd get sued by their parents…" Goku replied.
"Very true…" Vegeta nodded in agreement before yelling, "If none of you move I'm going to fail ALL of you in this course!! Yes, even you who play those so called 'team sports'!!"
That got everybody moving at once. Not even Mr. Satan would threaten to do that!!
"Good!! Now for a warm up you'll do one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, fifty pull-ups, and a one run mile!!" Goku exclaimed enthusiastically and the student's jaws dropped.
"Easy." Videl scoffed, stretching out her legs. Many of the other girls-mostly the cheerleaders-stared at her in horror.
"Does she actually LIKE to sweat?!" the captain of the cheerleading squad gasped.
"Like ew!!" a brunette cheerleader exclaimed.
"Get moving you bimbos!! Or I'll pull all of your damn hair out of your skull!!" Vegeta threatened and the girls shrieked in horror.
"Oh no!! I chipped one of my nails!!"
'Females!!' all four saiya-jins thought together.
"Hope you haven't got too rusty Gohan," Mirai Trunks exclaimed, as he and Gohan squared off. "Or I'll have to beat you into the ground in front of your girlfriend…"
"Videl's not my girlfriend!!" Gohan replied, blushing. "I'm going to kick your ass anyways!!"
"Not in a million years, you low class baka!!"
"At least I can transform into a super saiya-jin level two!!"
"So? I can do it too!!"
"You can not!!"
"Can too!!"
"Can NOT!!"
Goten and Chibi Trunks watched this exchange from the sidelines. They had dropped out of super saiya-jin form and decided to watch Mirai Trunks and Gohan spar.
"Why aren't they fighting, Trunks?"
"I dunno, Goten. They must be having a verbal spar first…You know, to wear each others confidence down."
"Oh…What's that mean?"
"It's means that they're calling each other names to make the other feel like dirt!!"
"Oh…Cool!!"
About five minutes later, Mirai Trunks and Gohan hadn't finished their argument, and the younger two were getting rather bored.
"Hey Trunks?" Goten asked. "Didn't your Mom make two time machines?"
"Huh? Oh yeah! She did!! Just incase something went wrong with the other!!" A very Vegeta-ish smirk appeared on his face. "C'mon Goten!! Let's go have some fun!!"
Trunks powered up to super saiya-jin, grabbed Goten by the arm, and blasted off towards Capsule Corporation.
Kami's Lookout….
"Geez, that boy IS evil!! I didn't even plant that idea in his head!!" Dende exclaimed. "Maybe I should go find an evil tyrant and go take some lessons on how to be naturally evil…"
"Dende, did you forgot about the earthquake I told you about early?" Mr. Popo asked suspiciously.
"There was an earthquake??"
Back Inside the Gym…
Videl was the first done with her warm-ups, the jocks following behind her by about ten minutes. Some of the cheerleaders were still on their push-ups and the nerds were still going on their push-ups. King Vegeta and Bardock were sparring on the other side of the gym, for they had gotten bored waiting for the students to finish up their warm ups. Goku looked sleepy, Vegeta looked annoyed, and Mr. Satan was starting to recover from his burns.
"Videl…!!" Erasa breathed, wiping a piece of matted her out of her eyes. "How do you do it?! How'd you get done in less than twenty minutes?!"
"As I said, it was fairly easy. I usually do 500 push-ups, 200 sit- ups, 150 pull-ups, and a five mile run each day." Videl snorted.
"That's awesome…" Sharpner added, sitting down. "I wonder what Gohan's doing…What did his Dad mean by a 'warm-up spar'? It doesn't look like they're doing much sparring…"
Sharpner pointed to the hole in the wall, through which you could see Mirai Trunks and Gohan arguing about something.
"Who knows," Erasa replied.
"Looks like they're sparring to me," Videl stated coolly, as Gohan threw a punch at Mirai Trunks' jaw.
"Well, they weren't a couple seconds ago," Sharpner muttered, as Gohan got a swift kick in the stomach.
'Damn…He's too good…' Sharpner thought, watching the two teenagers. 'And look how interested Videl is in him!! You've gotta look stronger then him, Sharpner or Videl'll never be interested in you!!'
'Face it buddy…' Sharpener's inner voice replied. 'Videl's never going to be interested in you. Why don't you pick up an easier catch? Like Erasa for instance…'
"Hey Erasa? Do you wanna go to the movies on Friday? Just you and me?" Sharpner asked, turning away from the furious spar Gohan and Mirai Trunks were having.
"Sure, Sharpner!!"
Videl's jaw dropped and Gohan froze on the battlefield. Had Sharpener actually given up on trying to hit on the world's most famous daughter? Had Hell frozen over? Not quite yet…
"What the HELL is going on in here?!" Mr. Satan's voice roared over the shrieks of the cheerleaders.
Mirai Trunks stood froze in mid uppercut. Vegeta grunted in annoyance. Goku woke up from his quick nap. King Vegeta and Bardock continued to spar without hesitation. Videl and Gohan groaned simultaneously. And the rest of the student's faces lit up in happiness. Their hero was awakened once again.
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Kioko: I got rid of Darth Writer's Block!! Hoorah!! And Trunks-kun got rid of his cold!!
Mirai Trunks: Miracles do happen…Maybe another miracle will happen and you'll get out of your Star Wars faze…
Kioko: I hope not!! I still have to work on my Yoda impersonation!!
Next Chapter: What's going to happen when Mr. Satan takes control of the Gym Class? What do Chibi Trunks and Goten plan to do with the extra time machine? Bring some more interesting characters in? Find out in 'Gym Class Part 3'!!!
Mirai Trunks: What *cough* are *sneeze* you doing?"
Kioko: Counting my reviews, baka!! And what are you doing out of bed? You're still sick!!
Mirai Trunks: I'm here to keep you company during the author notes!! *sneeze* And Saiya-jin don't get sick!!
Kioko: Whatever. You go back to bed and I'll cook you some nice, warm chicken noodle soup, ok-doeky?
Mirai Trunks: …Fine…
Disclaimer: I dOn'T oWn DrAgOnBaLl Z.
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Chapter 5: Gym Part 2
King Vegeta and Bardock gaped at their grandsons. After all, it wasn't everyday that you saw two half-breeds change into the Legendary Super Saiya-jin right before your eyes.
"This…is impossible!!" King Vegeta muttered. "There's NO WAY those two could be Super Saiya-jins!! They're half-breeds for Kami's sake!!"
"If they can turn into Super Saiya-jins…than you two must be able to too!!" Bardock added, pointing at his son.
"Of course!! I've been able to do it for…um…one…two…" Goku replied, counting on his fingers.
"About ten years, baka." Vegeta answered for him. "We're not here for a math lesson, Kakarrot, so if you don't mind I would like to teach these infidels some real fighting techniques."
"OK!!" Goku exclaimed, cheerfully, turning towards the students. "Hiya! I'm Son Goku, one of your gym instructor-thingies today!! And this is…"
"Vegeta Ouji." Vegeta said, glaring at the students. "You will follow everything we tell you to do in this period or else."
"I'll take else, you over grown Vegetable!!" a jock yelled from the front row.
"Um…Well, else is kinda a bad thing," Goku explained, holding on to the back of Vegeta's spandex to keep him from charging at the unsuspecting student. "And I don't think you should insult Vegeta any more…It's kinda dangerous towards your health…"
"KINDA dangerous to your health?! How about EXTREMELY dangerous towards your health?!" Mirai Trunks muttered.
"Hmm…Surgeon General's Warning: Messing with a Saiya-jin named Vegeta is dangerous to your health in various ways. Broken bones, major loss of blood, and ending up dead are included," Gohan added, making Erasa, Sharpner, and Videl stare in wonder at him.
"You forgot ki-roasted,"
"And missing limbs,"
As the two demi saiya-jins continued to list off the possible ways someone could be killed by Vegeta, the three other humans started scooting away from them.
"Since WHEN does Gohan know all this violent stuff?!" Erasa asked, giving Gohan a nervous glance. "Did he read some books on it or something?!"
"Who knows…Maybe he's in a gang or something…" Sharpner muttered. "You never know with those country types…"
"Gohan's not in a gang for crying out loud!!" Videl added, glaring at her friends. "Does he look like the type that would be in a gang?!"
"No, but after today, anything's possible for him…" Sharpner replied.
"Brats!!" Vegeta's voice commanded. Mirai Trunks and Goten looked up.
"Yeah, Dad?" Mirai Trunks asked. "Do you want to go bench press some buses or something?"
"That would be an excellent idea, but unfortunately you're mother would appreciate it if you ruined any of this 'school property'." Vegeta snorted. "So, while these weaklings are warming up, you two brats will go outside and have a warm up spar."
"Ok-doeky." Mirai Trunks replied, happily. He grabbed Gohan by the arm and dragged him past all his other classmates.
"And while you're at it, you can take Goten and Chibi Trunks with you!!" Goku added cheerfully.
The two golden haired chibis were still poking at Mr. Satan, trying to figure out if he was dead or just severely burned.
"C'mon you two. If Vegeta wants us to spar, we're going to spar." Gohan mumbled, grabbing Chibi Trunks and Goten by the sleeves and dragging them through the hole in the wall.
"All right you pathetic weaklings!! Get down here now!!" Vegeta barked, glaring at the students. A few of them got up, but the rest stayed put. "Are you all deaf?! I said get down here NOW or I'll make ALL of you bench press a motorbike!!"
More of the weaker and nerdy students moved down to the floor, but the jocks and the tough guys stayed sitting.
"Didn't you hear me?! I said get down here now or I'll make you bench press some vehicles!!"
"Big deal." A bald boy called from the back. "Mr. Satan would make us do that too, but HE'D demonstrate it to us."
"Yeah!!" Boy #2 added. "He'd bench press five buses FILLED with people in five seconds flat."
"Um…Right…" Goku muttered, sweatdropping. "But can he do this?"
His feet lifted on the ground and he hovered about one foot in the air.
"That's a trick!! You're using strings!!" a girl called out. The class murmured in agreement.
King Vegeta and Bardock sweatdropped, Vegeta along with them.
"These humans are very strange…" Bardock exclaimed. "And very narrow- minded as well."
"Can we eliminate them?" King Vegeta asked.
"That wouldn't be very nice…And we'd get sued by their parents…" Goku replied.
"Very true…" Vegeta nodded in agreement before yelling, "If none of you move I'm going to fail ALL of you in this course!! Yes, even you who play those so called 'team sports'!!"
That got everybody moving at once. Not even Mr. Satan would threaten to do that!!
"Good!! Now for a warm up you'll do one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, fifty pull-ups, and a one run mile!!" Goku exclaimed enthusiastically and the student's jaws dropped.
"Easy." Videl scoffed, stretching out her legs. Many of the other girls-mostly the cheerleaders-stared at her in horror.
"Does she actually LIKE to sweat?!" the captain of the cheerleading squad gasped.
"Like ew!!" a brunette cheerleader exclaimed.
"Get moving you bimbos!! Or I'll pull all of your damn hair out of your skull!!" Vegeta threatened and the girls shrieked in horror.
"Oh no!! I chipped one of my nails!!"
'Females!!' all four saiya-jins thought together.
"Hope you haven't got too rusty Gohan," Mirai Trunks exclaimed, as he and Gohan squared off. "Or I'll have to beat you into the ground in front of your girlfriend…"
"Videl's not my girlfriend!!" Gohan replied, blushing. "I'm going to kick your ass anyways!!"
"Not in a million years, you low class baka!!"
"At least I can transform into a super saiya-jin level two!!"
"So? I can do it too!!"
"You can not!!"
"Can too!!"
"Can NOT!!"
Goten and Chibi Trunks watched this exchange from the sidelines. They had dropped out of super saiya-jin form and decided to watch Mirai Trunks and Gohan spar.
"Why aren't they fighting, Trunks?"
"I dunno, Goten. They must be having a verbal spar first…You know, to wear each others confidence down."
"Oh…What's that mean?"
"It's means that they're calling each other names to make the other feel like dirt!!"
"Oh…Cool!!"
About five minutes later, Mirai Trunks and Gohan hadn't finished their argument, and the younger two were getting rather bored.
"Hey Trunks?" Goten asked. "Didn't your Mom make two time machines?"
"Huh? Oh yeah! She did!! Just incase something went wrong with the other!!" A very Vegeta-ish smirk appeared on his face. "C'mon Goten!! Let's go have some fun!!"
Trunks powered up to super saiya-jin, grabbed Goten by the arm, and blasted off towards Capsule Corporation.
Kami's Lookout….
"Geez, that boy IS evil!! I didn't even plant that idea in his head!!" Dende exclaimed. "Maybe I should go find an evil tyrant and go take some lessons on how to be naturally evil…"
"Dende, did you forgot about the earthquake I told you about early?" Mr. Popo asked suspiciously.
"There was an earthquake??"
Back Inside the Gym…
Videl was the first done with her warm-ups, the jocks following behind her by about ten minutes. Some of the cheerleaders were still on their push-ups and the nerds were still going on their push-ups. King Vegeta and Bardock were sparring on the other side of the gym, for they had gotten bored waiting for the students to finish up their warm ups. Goku looked sleepy, Vegeta looked annoyed, and Mr. Satan was starting to recover from his burns.
"Videl…!!" Erasa breathed, wiping a piece of matted her out of her eyes. "How do you do it?! How'd you get done in less than twenty minutes?!"
"As I said, it was fairly easy. I usually do 500 push-ups, 200 sit- ups, 150 pull-ups, and a five mile run each day." Videl snorted.
"That's awesome…" Sharpner added, sitting down. "I wonder what Gohan's doing…What did his Dad mean by a 'warm-up spar'? It doesn't look like they're doing much sparring…"
Sharpner pointed to the hole in the wall, through which you could see Mirai Trunks and Gohan arguing about something.
"Who knows," Erasa replied.
"Looks like they're sparring to me," Videl stated coolly, as Gohan threw a punch at Mirai Trunks' jaw.
"Well, they weren't a couple seconds ago," Sharpner muttered, as Gohan got a swift kick in the stomach.
'Damn…He's too good…' Sharpner thought, watching the two teenagers. 'And look how interested Videl is in him!! You've gotta look stronger then him, Sharpner or Videl'll never be interested in you!!'
'Face it buddy…' Sharpener's inner voice replied. 'Videl's never going to be interested in you. Why don't you pick up an easier catch? Like Erasa for instance…'
"Hey Erasa? Do you wanna go to the movies on Friday? Just you and me?" Sharpner asked, turning away from the furious spar Gohan and Mirai Trunks were having.
"Sure, Sharpner!!"
Videl's jaw dropped and Gohan froze on the battlefield. Had Sharpener actually given up on trying to hit on the world's most famous daughter? Had Hell frozen over? Not quite yet…
"What the HELL is going on in here?!" Mr. Satan's voice roared over the shrieks of the cheerleaders.
Mirai Trunks stood froze in mid uppercut. Vegeta grunted in annoyance. Goku woke up from his quick nap. King Vegeta and Bardock continued to spar without hesitation. Videl and Gohan groaned simultaneously. And the rest of the student's faces lit up in happiness. Their hero was awakened once again.
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Kioko: I got rid of Darth Writer's Block!! Hoorah!! And Trunks-kun got rid of his cold!!
Mirai Trunks: Miracles do happen…Maybe another miracle will happen and you'll get out of your Star Wars faze…
Kioko: I hope not!! I still have to work on my Yoda impersonation!!
Next Chapter: What's going to happen when Mr. Satan takes control of the Gym Class? What do Chibi Trunks and Goten plan to do with the extra time machine? Bring some more interesting characters in? Find out in 'Gym Class Part 3'!!!