Author Notes: Kioko: Awesome!! Only a few more reviews until I get three
hundred!!!
Mirai Trunks: Remind me why everyone likes this story for??
Kioko: Because, Trunks-kun...It has action, comedy, suspense, drama, angst...*keeps listing various types of fan fiction that really don't have anything to do with Substitutes*
Mirai Trunks: I think it's because everyone likes to see Gohan's nice, structured life go down the drain once and awhile.
Kioko: Exactly!!
To Anonymous: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all!!
To IslandGirl: You're my 'Reviewer of The Week'!!! *hands IslandGirl a badge that says 'Kioko's Reviewer Of The Week' on it*
Timeline: GT Trunks and GT Goten come from two years after GT ends. Got that everybody??
Disclaimer: *grabs readers by the shirt collars* I DON'T OWN DRAGONBALL Z!!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!! *drops readers* Have a nice day!!
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Chapter 8: Language Arts
Dende suddenly appeared in the teacher's chair. Some of the students were surprised by this, but others were not. After all, they had seen Mr. Satan knocked out by seven and eight year olds, so nothing could surprise them now. Boy, were they going to get a shock when they found out who was sitting in front of them.
The green god began to sweat.
'I'm going to die!! I'm going to die!!' Dende thought. 'Better start planning out my will...I'll leave the practical jokes and prank books to Kaio-sama...He was such a good sensei...Mr. Popo can have all that gardening junk he bought me for my birthday...Never wanted it anyway...Grand Kaio-shin can have my stereo system and my CDs...'
Dende's will planning was cut short when GT Goten and GT Trunks ran into the room. They seemed to be looking for a place to hide. Soon after, Gohan stormed into the room, closely followed by Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Chibi Goten, Videl, Erasa, and Sharpner.
'Oooh man I am soo dead!!' GT Trunks thought, as Gohan's murderous eye turned towards him. 'I'm going to kick that baka's ass when he meets me in Other World!! This whole thing started because he HAD to open his fat mouth and tell Gohan I was dating his future daughter!! It's not like Pan and I have been dating for a long time...OK...Maybe a year, three months, and five days IS a long time...'
GT Trunks' thought process stopped when Gohan grabbed him by the shirt collar and pulled him into his face.
"If you lay ONE finger where it's not supposed to be on my daughter before you two are married, be sure that future me will GLADLY kick your ass to kingdom come!!" Gohan threatened, falling dramatically out of character.
Dende sunk lower into his chair and threw his hood over his face. Now was not the time to be recognized by a crazed, possibly homicidal demi saiya-jin.
Unfortunately for him, two other, purple haired demi saiya-jins saw him. They looked at each other and grinned quite evilly.
"G-Gotcha...G-Gohan..." GT Trunks sputtered, as Gohan dropped him to the ground.
"Good." Gohan replied, marching up the stairs to his usual spot.
The people sitting near him, moved away, afraid of being Gohan's next target of anger and aggressive outbursts. This left room for Videl and the Gotens. The three Trunks decided that it'd be safer for their health if they sat FAR away from Gohan.
"Um...Is everyone here?" Dende asked, trying to disguise his voice as much as he could. Thankfully, Gohan took no notice to him. He was too busy sending Vegeta-Death-Glares™ at GT Trunks. "Good. Let's get started, shall we? Turn to page 79 and we'll learn about verb and subject agreement..."
"Excuse me, sensei?" Mirai Trunks asked, raising his hand. "You didn't tell us your name and I really don't think you're Mr. Shuu..."
"Why do you want to know my name?!" Dende squeaked.
"That's a stupid question!!" Chibi Trunks added. "We want to know what to call you!!"
"Yeah!! I don't think 'sensei' or 'teacher' is going to do!!" GT Trunks exclaimed, catching onto his counterpart's plan.
There was some murmurs of agreement from the rest of the students.
"Fine!! It's...um...Mr. Popo!!"
Gohan raised an eyebrow. What was Mr. Popo doing teaching a Language Arts class??(AN: Son denseness sets in again...)
"Damn! He's good!" GT Trunks swore, as 'Mr. Popo' began to teach the lesson.
"But I'm even better..." Mirai Trunks replied, smirking. He phased out and reappeared behind Dende, pulling his hood off. Then he phased back into his seat like nothing had happened.
"You ARE good!" Chibi Trunks praised, staring at both of his older counterparts in awe.
There was a shocked silence from the class when their teacher was revealed to have green skin, antennae, and a very shocked expression on his face.
"HE'S GREEN!!!" a girl screamed in horror.
"HE'S AN ALIEN!!!" a boy shouted in excitement.
"HE'S DEAD!!!!" Gohan roared, jumping out of his seat.
Dende gulped as Gohan walked down the stairs and towards him.
"H-Hiya Gohan...How's the weather?" Dende asked, sheepishly.
"Skip the pleasantries, Dende," Gohan growled. "What are you doing here?! Come to make my life more miserable than it already is??"
"It's kinda a funny story really," Dende laughed sweatdropping nervously. "You see, one of Enma-sama's goons-I mean ogres-gave me this funny letter while I was carefully looking over Earth and tending to its needs on my lookout..."
"Yeah right. You were probably plotting another way to ruin my life for tomorrow, weren't you??"
"Uhh...So anyways, I was sitting there, trying to find a substitute for poor Mr. Shuu, and this guy pops up and says that my Godly powers have been revoked for one day and that I had to go teach Language Arts for your school as punishment for the havoc I've been reeking." Dende explained. "I had nothing to do with it!! Pleases don't kill me Gohan!!"
"Excuse me...Mr. Popo, right?" Videl asked, raising her hand. "You said that your GODLY powers were revoked, right??"
"...Yes..."
"Does that mean..."
"YOUR KAMI?!??!" the class shouted together. Dende nodded weakly. "AND GOHAN *KNOWS* YOU?!?!"
Gohan nodded and there was many 'thuds' as half the class fainted dead away.
"Well...if he knows Bulma Briefs and he's father's one the greatest martial artist ever, I supposed Gohan could be best friends with Kami too..." Videl sighed, shaking her head in disbelief.
"Ex-best friends," Gohan corrected, glowering at Dende. "After this lesson is over with, I'm going to blast you into the next dimension and I WON'T wish you back..."
As Dende nodded and Gohan walked back up the stairs, something clicked in Dende's mind. He may not have his Godly powers, but he sure did have his Teacherly powers.
"Oh, Gohan?" Dende asked, sweetly. The demi saiya-jin glared as a response. The next word out of Dende's mouth, made Gohan freeze in horror. "Detention."
"Wha-What?!?" Gohan demanded, a shocked expression written all over his face. "But how?! WHY?!"
"Threatening your teacher is against the rules, but it's even worse when your teacher is Kami." Dende chuckled. He turned to the Trunks Trio, who were snickering at Gohan's horrible fate. "And you three will be joining Gohan in detention also."
The three Trunks' stopped snickering, looked at each other in horror, and became a sickly shade of green. They had detention with Gohan, the demi saiya-jin who wanted to rip one of them into little, itty-bitty pieces. To make it worse, Vegeta, once one of the biggest terrors of the universe and their father, was going to be in charge of the detention hall.
Gohan sunk low into his chair. He had tainted the Son family reputation at this school. His mother was going to kill him. But it could be worse than that. His mother could beat him into a bloody pulp with her frying pan and then have a nice, five hour long 'chat' with him about grandchildren, maintaining his academic status, grandchildren, staying ahead in life, getting a nice girlfriend, and of course, her all time favorite subject, grandchildren.
In short, all four of them were doomed.
"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, turn to page 79 and hopefully we might learn something today..."
Back At Capsule Corporation....
A certain purple haired demi saiya-jin had conveniently forgotten to turn the time machine off. At this particular moment in time, it beeped, there was a loud 'BANG!!!', and two more people flew out of the horrid portal.
Sprawled on the ground, five feet away from the machine, lay a blue haired girl. She was wearing some sandals, a pair of blue jeans, and a white cut-off shirt(1).
Next to her, a black haired girl was getting off the ground. She was wearing tennis shoes, blue jeans, a red shirt, and an orange bandana held her hair back.
"Ow..." moaned the black haired girl. She looked around and her eyes fell on the blue haired girl. "Bra!! Wake up!!"
"Just five more minutes, kaasan..." Bra mumbled, turning over on her side.
"I'm not your mother Bra, now wake up!!"
Bra yawned, sat up, and stretched. She looked at the other girl questioningly before asking, "Where are we Pan?! I thought we were looking for Trunks and Goten after their kis radically disappeared."
"We WERE, B-chan, but now I think we're at Capsule Corp," Pan replied, looking around the familiar laboratory. "Hey!! I can feel Trunks and Goten's kis somewhere in the city!!"
"You're right!!" Bra added, getting to her feet. "Let's go find them, ne?"
"Sure!!" Pan exclaimed, hopping to her feet and blasting through one of the windows.
"Pan-chan!! Kaasan's going to kill you for breaking the window!!" Bra yelled, flying after her friend.
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Kioko: What mayhem will go on now that Pan and Bra have entered the story??
Mirai Trunks: Let's see...Vegeta and Gohan are going to kill GT Trunks and GT Goten, Videl and Gohan are going to find out Pan is their daughter, King Vegeta and Bardock might have something to say in it, and of course Chi-Chi going to start handing out the wedding invitations.
Kioko: Yup! That basically sums it up!!
1. Did you really think I would make Bra wear that sluty red outfit?? No way!! And she's a fighter too, just so ya know.
Next Chapter: The small troop moves onto Algebra!! Will Mirai Trunks try and kill Android 18?? Will Pan and Bra make it to Algebra before Gohan has a nuclear meltdown?? Find out next time!!
Mirai Trunks: Remind me why everyone likes this story for??
Kioko: Because, Trunks-kun...It has action, comedy, suspense, drama, angst...*keeps listing various types of fan fiction that really don't have anything to do with Substitutes*
Mirai Trunks: I think it's because everyone likes to see Gohan's nice, structured life go down the drain once and awhile.
Kioko: Exactly!!
To Anonymous: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all!!
To IslandGirl: You're my 'Reviewer of The Week'!!! *hands IslandGirl a badge that says 'Kioko's Reviewer Of The Week' on it*
Timeline: GT Trunks and GT Goten come from two years after GT ends. Got that everybody??
Disclaimer: *grabs readers by the shirt collars* I DON'T OWN DRAGONBALL Z!!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!! *drops readers* Have a nice day!!
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Chapter 8: Language Arts
Dende suddenly appeared in the teacher's chair. Some of the students were surprised by this, but others were not. After all, they had seen Mr. Satan knocked out by seven and eight year olds, so nothing could surprise them now. Boy, were they going to get a shock when they found out who was sitting in front of them.
The green god began to sweat.
'I'm going to die!! I'm going to die!!' Dende thought. 'Better start planning out my will...I'll leave the practical jokes and prank books to Kaio-sama...He was such a good sensei...Mr. Popo can have all that gardening junk he bought me for my birthday...Never wanted it anyway...Grand Kaio-shin can have my stereo system and my CDs...'
Dende's will planning was cut short when GT Goten and GT Trunks ran into the room. They seemed to be looking for a place to hide. Soon after, Gohan stormed into the room, closely followed by Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Chibi Goten, Videl, Erasa, and Sharpner.
'Oooh man I am soo dead!!' GT Trunks thought, as Gohan's murderous eye turned towards him. 'I'm going to kick that baka's ass when he meets me in Other World!! This whole thing started because he HAD to open his fat mouth and tell Gohan I was dating his future daughter!! It's not like Pan and I have been dating for a long time...OK...Maybe a year, three months, and five days IS a long time...'
GT Trunks' thought process stopped when Gohan grabbed him by the shirt collar and pulled him into his face.
"If you lay ONE finger where it's not supposed to be on my daughter before you two are married, be sure that future me will GLADLY kick your ass to kingdom come!!" Gohan threatened, falling dramatically out of character.
Dende sunk lower into his chair and threw his hood over his face. Now was not the time to be recognized by a crazed, possibly homicidal demi saiya-jin.
Unfortunately for him, two other, purple haired demi saiya-jins saw him. They looked at each other and grinned quite evilly.
"G-Gotcha...G-Gohan..." GT Trunks sputtered, as Gohan dropped him to the ground.
"Good." Gohan replied, marching up the stairs to his usual spot.
The people sitting near him, moved away, afraid of being Gohan's next target of anger and aggressive outbursts. This left room for Videl and the Gotens. The three Trunks decided that it'd be safer for their health if they sat FAR away from Gohan.
"Um...Is everyone here?" Dende asked, trying to disguise his voice as much as he could. Thankfully, Gohan took no notice to him. He was too busy sending Vegeta-Death-Glares™ at GT Trunks. "Good. Let's get started, shall we? Turn to page 79 and we'll learn about verb and subject agreement..."
"Excuse me, sensei?" Mirai Trunks asked, raising his hand. "You didn't tell us your name and I really don't think you're Mr. Shuu..."
"Why do you want to know my name?!" Dende squeaked.
"That's a stupid question!!" Chibi Trunks added. "We want to know what to call you!!"
"Yeah!! I don't think 'sensei' or 'teacher' is going to do!!" GT Trunks exclaimed, catching onto his counterpart's plan.
There was some murmurs of agreement from the rest of the students.
"Fine!! It's...um...Mr. Popo!!"
Gohan raised an eyebrow. What was Mr. Popo doing teaching a Language Arts class??(AN: Son denseness sets in again...)
"Damn! He's good!" GT Trunks swore, as 'Mr. Popo' began to teach the lesson.
"But I'm even better..." Mirai Trunks replied, smirking. He phased out and reappeared behind Dende, pulling his hood off. Then he phased back into his seat like nothing had happened.
"You ARE good!" Chibi Trunks praised, staring at both of his older counterparts in awe.
There was a shocked silence from the class when their teacher was revealed to have green skin, antennae, and a very shocked expression on his face.
"HE'S GREEN!!!" a girl screamed in horror.
"HE'S AN ALIEN!!!" a boy shouted in excitement.
"HE'S DEAD!!!!" Gohan roared, jumping out of his seat.
Dende gulped as Gohan walked down the stairs and towards him.
"H-Hiya Gohan...How's the weather?" Dende asked, sheepishly.
"Skip the pleasantries, Dende," Gohan growled. "What are you doing here?! Come to make my life more miserable than it already is??"
"It's kinda a funny story really," Dende laughed sweatdropping nervously. "You see, one of Enma-sama's goons-I mean ogres-gave me this funny letter while I was carefully looking over Earth and tending to its needs on my lookout..."
"Yeah right. You were probably plotting another way to ruin my life for tomorrow, weren't you??"
"Uhh...So anyways, I was sitting there, trying to find a substitute for poor Mr. Shuu, and this guy pops up and says that my Godly powers have been revoked for one day and that I had to go teach Language Arts for your school as punishment for the havoc I've been reeking." Dende explained. "I had nothing to do with it!! Pleases don't kill me Gohan!!"
"Excuse me...Mr. Popo, right?" Videl asked, raising her hand. "You said that your GODLY powers were revoked, right??"
"...Yes..."
"Does that mean..."
"YOUR KAMI?!??!" the class shouted together. Dende nodded weakly. "AND GOHAN *KNOWS* YOU?!?!"
Gohan nodded and there was many 'thuds' as half the class fainted dead away.
"Well...if he knows Bulma Briefs and he's father's one the greatest martial artist ever, I supposed Gohan could be best friends with Kami too..." Videl sighed, shaking her head in disbelief.
"Ex-best friends," Gohan corrected, glowering at Dende. "After this lesson is over with, I'm going to blast you into the next dimension and I WON'T wish you back..."
As Dende nodded and Gohan walked back up the stairs, something clicked in Dende's mind. He may not have his Godly powers, but he sure did have his Teacherly powers.
"Oh, Gohan?" Dende asked, sweetly. The demi saiya-jin glared as a response. The next word out of Dende's mouth, made Gohan freeze in horror. "Detention."
"Wha-What?!?" Gohan demanded, a shocked expression written all over his face. "But how?! WHY?!"
"Threatening your teacher is against the rules, but it's even worse when your teacher is Kami." Dende chuckled. He turned to the Trunks Trio, who were snickering at Gohan's horrible fate. "And you three will be joining Gohan in detention also."
The three Trunks' stopped snickering, looked at each other in horror, and became a sickly shade of green. They had detention with Gohan, the demi saiya-jin who wanted to rip one of them into little, itty-bitty pieces. To make it worse, Vegeta, once one of the biggest terrors of the universe and their father, was going to be in charge of the detention hall.
Gohan sunk low into his chair. He had tainted the Son family reputation at this school. His mother was going to kill him. But it could be worse than that. His mother could beat him into a bloody pulp with her frying pan and then have a nice, five hour long 'chat' with him about grandchildren, maintaining his academic status, grandchildren, staying ahead in life, getting a nice girlfriend, and of course, her all time favorite subject, grandchildren.
In short, all four of them were doomed.
"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, turn to page 79 and hopefully we might learn something today..."
Back At Capsule Corporation....
A certain purple haired demi saiya-jin had conveniently forgotten to turn the time machine off. At this particular moment in time, it beeped, there was a loud 'BANG!!!', and two more people flew out of the horrid portal.
Sprawled on the ground, five feet away from the machine, lay a blue haired girl. She was wearing some sandals, a pair of blue jeans, and a white cut-off shirt(1).
Next to her, a black haired girl was getting off the ground. She was wearing tennis shoes, blue jeans, a red shirt, and an orange bandana held her hair back.
"Ow..." moaned the black haired girl. She looked around and her eyes fell on the blue haired girl. "Bra!! Wake up!!"
"Just five more minutes, kaasan..." Bra mumbled, turning over on her side.
"I'm not your mother Bra, now wake up!!"
Bra yawned, sat up, and stretched. She looked at the other girl questioningly before asking, "Where are we Pan?! I thought we were looking for Trunks and Goten after their kis radically disappeared."
"We WERE, B-chan, but now I think we're at Capsule Corp," Pan replied, looking around the familiar laboratory. "Hey!! I can feel Trunks and Goten's kis somewhere in the city!!"
"You're right!!" Bra added, getting to her feet. "Let's go find them, ne?"
"Sure!!" Pan exclaimed, hopping to her feet and blasting through one of the windows.
"Pan-chan!! Kaasan's going to kill you for breaking the window!!" Bra yelled, flying after her friend.
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Kioko: What mayhem will go on now that Pan and Bra have entered the story??
Mirai Trunks: Let's see...Vegeta and Gohan are going to kill GT Trunks and GT Goten, Videl and Gohan are going to find out Pan is their daughter, King Vegeta and Bardock might have something to say in it, and of course Chi-Chi going to start handing out the wedding invitations.
Kioko: Yup! That basically sums it up!!
1. Did you really think I would make Bra wear that sluty red outfit?? No way!! And she's a fighter too, just so ya know.
Next Chapter: The small troop moves onto Algebra!! Will Mirai Trunks try and kill Android 18?? Will Pan and Bra make it to Algebra before Gohan has a nuclear meltdown?? Find out next time!!