Author Notes: Kioko: *yawn* Yeah-yeah…I'm getting up…I'm alive…
Gohan: Er…Kioko's still recovering from a bout of FFnet-Failure Syndrome and from that horrible writer's block she's had for a few weeks.
Mirai Trunks: So this chapter might be a little screwed up…
Kioko: Whaddaya mean, Trunks-kun? It's been screwed up from the beginning!
Gohan: She does have a point there…
Disclaimer: OK, OK…So I don't own Dragonball Z. Are you gonna sue me for that too?
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Chapter 10: Study Hall and Detention
"Um...Videl? Are you OK?" Gohan asked, waving a hand in front of Videl's eyes.
"Huh? What?" Videl replied, snapping out of her fantasy world.
"Are you OK, Videl? You weren't paying attention to anything we said during the last ten minutes of class," Gohan explained.
"Yes...I'm fine, Gohan. You worry to much." she said, picking up her math book and getting out of her seat. She looked around. "Where'd everyone else go?"
"Class got over with a few minutes ago. My 'guests' are waiting out in the hall way for us." he explained.
"Really? But that'll make them-and us-late for Study Hall!!" she exclaimed, glancing at her wristwatch.
"Don't worry. I've got connections with the Study Hall teacher. He was my sensei and I'm his favorite human," Gohan explained as the walked out the door.
"Oh...Wait a second...What do you mean by 'his favorite human'?!" Videl asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Piccolo's a Namekian, like Dende,"
"So Piccolo's an alien and a God too?!"
"Piccolo was never God, but he's counterpart, Kami-sama, was. They fused together to try and beat Cell." Gohan sighed in what sounded like deep annoyance. "And that's how we got stuck with Dende..."
"Really? I never knew that! I thought Dende was just there!" Pan interrupted, receiving a glare from Videl.
"Your...I mean...I never told you that?"
"No. You have a huge grudge against Dende. I asked you about it and you said something about how he ruined your life in high school more than once," Pan said simply.
Gohan smiled at his future daughter. He really liked this girl. The only problem is that he really wished he knew who her mother was. It was bound to be someone he met in high school since she was born about five years after this 'Majin Buu' thing.
'Maybe it's Erasa...' Gohan shuddered at the thought of getting together with her. He liked Erasa as a friend, but he never thought of her as something more. 'Besides, Pan looks nothing like Erasa. Maybe future me got together with Angela again,' Another shudder from Gohan. Angela was not the person he wanted to be Pan's mother.
But Pan didn't seem to have any characteristics of either of those girls. She was more in control, demanding, and defiantly less girly-girly than half of the female populace at Orange Star High.
'Ha! I've got it! Maybe her mother is Videl!' Gohan joked mentally as though the thought of marrying and having a child with Videl was absolutely ludicrous. He gave Videl a sideways glance and then looked at Pan. Suddenly, the thought of Videl being Pan's mother wasn't so funny any more. The similarities between the two were downright scary. Give Videl shoulder length black hair, an orange bandanna, and make her a foot shorter and she'd be an exact replica of Pan!!
Out of the corner of her eye, Pan noticed her father's face turn a sickly shade of green.
"Otousan? Are you feeling all right?" she asked, cocking her head to the side.
"Yes...I'm fine Pan...Just thinking about a few things..." he replied rather numbly.
"Oh...OK..."
Pan looked at her father again and then compared it to her mother's expression. She was painfully aware that both of them now knew who her mother was.
'What if...What if they don't get together now?!' she thought absolutely horrified. "What if I'm never born?!'
'Me and Gohan?! Together?!' Videl thought. 'No way! I mean, I like him as a friend and everything but...something more than that is way out of the question!!'
'Me and Videl?! Together?!' Gohan thought. 'No way! I mean, I like her as a friend and everything but...something more than that is way out of the question!!'
Simultaneously the both looked at each other.
'Well...maybe not...' both thought.
Gohan and Videl's wondering about each other came to a halt when Son Chi-Chi came stomping down the corner with Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten following closely behind.
"Gohan!! What's this I hear about you getting a detention?!" she exclaimed, upon seeing her eldest son.
"Um...Who told you about that?!" Gohan asked, panicking.
"These two." she replied, pointing at the chibis.
Gohan glared at them. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Vegeta's book and beat on the two severely...if he ever got out of this one without a scratch.
Chi-Chi glowered at her oldest son. "Imagine that, Gohan! You got a detention! By whom may ask? If it's that Mr. Shuu creep, I'll whack him so hard that he'll be seeing dragonballs for a week!"
"No, kaasan. It was Dende..."
"Dende?! Of all the people you had to get a detention from Gohan and you had to get one from KAMI?! This is horrible!! It's going to be on all your permanent records and you'll never get into Harvard!! You'll have to go to some second rate collage and..."
"Um...Mrs. Son?" Videl interrupted. "Have you by chance met Gohan's potential future daughter, Pan, yet?"
Pan gave Videl a horrified look. Her own mother was selling her out to her grandchild-crazed grandmother!!
Chi-Chi stopped ranting and stared at Videl in surprise. Her eyes turned to Pan, then to Gohan, and then back to Pan again. She let out a squeal of excitement and the next thing poor Pan knew was that she trapped in a bone-crushing hug from her grandmother.
"Oh, you're such a cutie, yes you are!" Chi-Chi cooed. "And you're so big and strong already!! You're defiantly my little Gohan's baby!!"
By this time Pan and Gohan were a deep shade of red and the rest of the group were snorting back their laughter. GT Trunks seemed to be having the hardest time, closely followed by GT Goten.
"Um…kaasan? Could you put Pan-chan down please? We're going to be late for study hall if you don't. And I don't think you want me to get any more marks on my permanent record, do you?" Gohan asked.
Chi-Chi gasped. "No, no, no, no! Of course not!" She slowly let Pan out of her Hug-of-Death. After Pan had returned to GT Trunks' side, Chi-Chi grabbed Gohan by the collar and pulled him close to her face. "Listen here, Son Gohan! You will go to your detention, but if you EVER get one again, there will be hell to pay, understood?!"
"U-U-Understood…" Gohan gulped.
"Good!" Chi-Chi let go of Gohan and grabbed Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten by the ears again and started walking the opposite direction. "I'll send Chibi Trunks over to the detention hall later!!"
"Was Chi-Chi-san always this scary…?" Bra asked.
"Yes." Came the response from the other five saiya-jins.
Gohan slowly open the door to the library and looked around. The class looked like they were actually doing something for once and the seven foot green alien was nowhere in sight. He looked back at the others following behind him and he nodded. He opened the door the rest of the way and slid in, the six others close behind.
"And just where do you think you're going, Son Gohan?" a voice growled from behind.
A sweatdropped formed on the back of Gohan's head as he turned to face his former sensei. Piccolo was looking rather dominant today. His mouth was set in a frown and some how, his cape was blowing dramatically in the wind.
"That was your…sensei?!" Videl whispered, low enough that she thought only Gohan could hear. The bottom of Piccolo's eye twitched.
"H-Hello Piccolo-sensei! What brings you here?" Gohan asked nervously.
"A little green twerp named Dende, that's what." Piccolo snorted, his eyes narrowing. "Somehow, we got phone service on the Lookout this morning…"
*~Flashback~*
A sudden ringing sound snapped Piccolo out of his morning meditation.
"What the hell…?!" he demanded, looking around for the cause of the noise. At his feet was a telephone. He had an urge to blast it into the next dimension, but something about it drew it to him.
While he had spent three years at the Son family home, he had learned how to use a phone. It had taken many tries(telled marketers kept calling and it took all of Piccolo's strength not to swear furiously at them and then blow the phone up in front of Gohan.) but finally he had gotten it.
"Hello…?" Piccolo asked unsurely, as he picked up the receiver.
"Hello! Do you happen to be Piccolo of the Lookout?" a female voice asked from the other end of the line. It sounded to Piccolo that she was forcing out a kind tone.
"Yes…"
"Well, you've been assigned to be our Study Hall monitor, seeing as though the rest of our teachers have gone on strike! Please be at the Orange Star High School building in fifteen minutes, all right? Thank you and goodbye!"
Piccolo stared at the phone in horror. He was going to have to teach…teenagers?! How the hell did that woman get the Lookout's phone number?
"Waitaminute…Since when does the Lookout have a telephone?" Piccolo wondered out loud, before he roared. "DENDE!!!!!"
*~End of Flashback~*
"Er…So you've been having a rough day too?" Gohan asked.
"Yes. All these humans seem to think I'm going to eat them, especially those two blonds over there." Piccolo pointed at Sharpner and Erasa. "And I'm presuming you're going through hell with three Trunkses and two Gotens running around, aren't you?"
"Yeah," Gohan replied, earning a glare from the mentioned. "I have a feeling I'm going to be treated differently after today. My 'I'm Just a Geek Who Can Take a Fastball To The Head Without Getting Hurt' image has been shattered for good."
"Well, kid, if you remember correctly, Kami can erase minds," Piccolo reminded.
"I hardly doubt Dende will erase everybody's minds for me. He's already given me detention," Gohan snorted.
"But you seem to forget, a part of me was Kami little over seven years ago. And that part of me still seems to remember how exactly to erase large groups memories." Piccolo smirked, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Are you saying…What I think you're saying?!" Gohan asked, positively delighted.
"You got it. Right before the damn days ends, I'll erase all the normal kids' memories. They won't remember a thing that happened today. No aliens, no time travelers, no teacher strike, no nothing."
"Wow!! Thank you, Piccolo-sensei!!" Gohan exclaimed, enveloping Piccolo in a tight hug.
"…Gohan…Let…go!!"
The rest of the study hall went pretty normally. Gohan was on cloud nine for the whole thing and he had gotten all his homework done in the first five minutes. GT Trunks and GT Goten had decided to throw spitballs at Piccolo whenever he passed from behind some of library shelves. So far, Piccolo had only threatened to disembowel them twice. Mirai Trunks was reading a book he found in the library titled, 'How My Counterparts Ruined My Life'. Videl, Pan, and Bra had been chatting about something for the whole period.
Before they had sat down, Videl had told Gohan that she didn't want her memory erased and that she wouldn't treat him any differently than when she didn't know most of his secrets. Gohan had agreed and told Piccolo that Videl wasn't a 'normal kid' so she didn't have to have her memories erased.
The bell rang suddenly, causing GT Trunks to miss his shot and hit a big, jock-looking student in the forehead.
"Whoops…" he muttered, hastily putting his straw away.
"All right, you maggots are free to go," Piccolo exclaimed, as some of the students began packing up their things.
"Remember Piccolo-sensei!!" Gohan called as he and his 'posse' headed out the door.
"Yeah-Yeah, kid. I will."
"Hey! Is it OK if I go to detention hall with you, niichan?" Bra asked. "I wanna see tousan from the past!!"
"Bra…" GT Trunks groaned.
"Come on, Trunks-kun!!" Pan cooed, latching playfully onto her boyfriend's arm. GT Trunks noticed the look of venom on Gohan's face. "Let her come! And besides, I want to come too!"
"Pan-chan, I really don't think that's such a good idea…" GT Trunks protested, his eyes firmly locked onto Gohan. He had that 'GT Trunks must die' look on his face again.
Pan frowned and lost her sweet manner. "Bra and I are coming to detention with you and tousan and that's final! If either of you have a thing to say about it, I'll tell obaasan on you!!"
After that, GT Trunks and Gohan shut up.
"Meet us on the roof when you're done!!" Videl called, as she and GT Goten walked down a separate hallway.
"OK!!" Gohan replied, waving goodbye. "I think detention's held in this room."
"Um…yeah…I think so too…" Mirai Trunks added, staring at the door in front of him. It was solid steel, had a dead bolt running across the front, and written in blood red letters on it was 'Detention Hall'. "Anyone want to bet there aren't any flowers or cute little bunnies running around inside?"
"Probably little rabid, beady eyed, demonic bunnies instead." GT Trunks joked. "We'll never find out if we don't open the door…"
The men looked at each other and Bra sighed. "Honestly! You three can fight evil aliens without any fright, but you're scared to open a damn door?! Move and let me do it!"
And with that, Bra shoved aside her two brothers and Gohan and tore the door off it's hinges.
"Ahh!! We're under attack by evil tea drinking aliens!!" One of the caffeine high kids in the detention yelled. "Oh wait. Its just Gohan. Hey Gohan! What are you doing in here? Smart kids like you never get detention. Did you get a B+ on your last math quiz or get caught cheating or something cause smart kids are never in detention just like cheerleaders aren't so…"
"I got a detention for threatening…one of the teacher's lives. These three," he pointed to the two Trunkes behind him and the Chibi Trunks sitting in the back row. "got caught conspiring in his demise as well."
"Oh really?? Was it Mr. Johnson? He's a real pain in the butt, lemme tell ya. He gave me detention for a whole month, PLUS therapy classes for bringing a crate of Mountain Dew into his class and finishing it off before the class was even half way over with…"
Mirai Trunks understood why Mr. Johnson had given the boy therapy. He needed it. Badly.
Gohan nodded and took his seat, far away from the other kids here. He might be strange compared to half school populace, but he was nothing compared to these kids.
'I bet half of them never see daylight again after they've been admitted…' Gohan thought, noticing a small, shriveled up boy in the corner.
"What are they doing here?" Chibi Trunks demanded, glaring at Bra and Pan.
"Stuff it, shrimp." Bra replied, glaring at her 'younger' brother.
"Hey! You can't talk to chibi me like that!" GT and Mirai Trunks said in unison.
"What are you going to do about it? If beat me up, I'll just tell tousan when we get home about that and then I'll tell Gohan that you're dating Pan!!"
"Well, if you tell Gohan I'm dating Pan, I'll tell tousan exactly who you're dating!!"
"You wouldn't!!"
"I would!!"
Both members of the Briefs family glowered at each other, before Bra stuck her tongue out at Trunks and walked to the end of the row and sat by Pan. GT Trunks made a face at her before sitting down between his counterparts.
The two teachers looked at each other and shrugged. Maybe this feuding was common between half saiya-jin siblings. The shorter one cleared his throat and leaned into the light.
"I am King Vegeta and this Bardock," he stated, pointing at the other saiya-jin. "We will be your accursed 'substitutes' until my son and the other baka get back from their after lunch spar. Detention hall will not start, until they come back," A loud groan was heard from Gohan's side of the room. "Which should be any moment now."
Five minutes passed.
Ten minutes passed. Chibi Trunks and GT Trunks began to arm wrestle.
Fifteen minutes passed. Pan took out her gameboy and began to play.
Twenty minutes passed. Gohan had fallen asleep and so had Bardock and King Vegeta.
With a pop, waking all three sleeping saiya-jins, Goku and Vegeta appeared in the middle of the room. Both looked exhausted and we're a bit blooded. GT Trunks, Bra, and Pan's mouths fell open in surprise.
"Where's the fire?" Gohan asked, stupidly, blinking his eyes in confusion.
"Jiisan!!" Pan called.
"Goku-san!!" GT Trunks and Bra exclaimed together.
"Huh?" Goku asked, looking at the group in the back. "Oi! Vegeta! You've got three sons now! And another Bulma!"
"WHAT?!" Vegeta demanded, turning on his heel to glare at his 'family'. He pointed to Mirai Trunks. "Explain. Now."
"Time machine." Mirai Trunks explained, as he tried balancing on pencil on his nose. After it fell off, he continued. "Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten used it to bring GT Trunks and GT Goten into the past. After that, the time machine went berserk and Pan and Bra got blasted into the past. Pan is Gohan and Videl's daughter and Bra is GT Trunks' sister."
"How'd you know that?!" Pan yelled in horror. She grabbed Mirai Trunks by the collar and began to choke him. "How'd you know Videl was my okaasan?!"
"Geez, you act like it's such a big deal…" Chibi Trunks snorted.
"It IS, you little brat!! You MAY be my future boyfriend, but that won't stop me from killing you!!" Pan growled, glaring at Chibi Trunks.
Vegeta shot Gohan a glare as Pan and the other two Trunks argued. Or more correctly, as Pan choked the life out of her boyfriend's two counterparts.
"I don't like it any more than you do. I've developed a twitch in my hands from wanting to strangle the baka all day," Gohan explained, darkly. "If you don't like the pairing now, just wait until you hear who Bra's dating."
"Oh, oh! Let me guess! I love guessing games!!" Goku exclaimed, happily. Gohan, Vegeta, King Vegeta, and Bardock sweatdropped. "I bet its GT Goten, isn't it?? I'm right, right?? Do I get a prize now??"
"Kakarrot, you don't get any damn prize!!" Vegeta growled. His eyes began to flash a turquoise color and his hair began to flicker gold. "But you're damn son gets a one-way ticket to Hell!!"
"Tousan!! Don't…!!" Bra began, but stopped when her father blasted through the roof of the detention hall. She glared at her gaping brothers. "Well, don't just stand there!! Stop him!!"
"S-St-Stop him?! Are you crazy?!" All three Trunks cried in unison. "We like living, thank you very much!!"
"Go fish," Videl said rather unenthusiastically. She, GT Goten, and Chibi Goten had been playing cards on the roof of the school building for the past fifteen minutes. Chibi Goten always seemed to win, owing to the fact that neither Videl nor GT Goten had any interest in the game.
'Why does Dad always have to have so much merchandise?!' Videl thought. The cards they were playing with had Mr. Satan on them dressed up in different costumes. Videl couldn't see her father as an angel, but the pimp outfit seemed to fit him quite well. GT Goten thought the Cell costume looked kinda funny on the poor guy, because the antenna was sticking out at weird angles in his Afro.
GT Goten reached slowly for one of the cards in Videl's hands. This was it. He was going to win. Videl had to have the Mr. Satan Pimp card! His fingers fingered the card and he was about to pull it out…
"KAKARROT SPAWN!!!!!!!!!"
"TOUSAN!!!!!!"
GT Goten looked up to see the past Vegeta flying in his direction at quite a high speed. Following behind him were three gold dots.
"Kuso…"
Vegeta did succeed in beating GT Goten up, but he was knocked out by Goku to prevent any more damage to the poor saiya-jin boy or the school property, Bulma eventually found out that she had another son and a daughter to take care off, Chi-Chi got to cuddle Pan a bit more, the three Trunkes and Bra helped pry GT Goten out of the crater he had caused, Gohan had nearly strangled GT Trunks, and Pan had set Gohan and Videl straight on her parentage.
*~Flashback To Ten Minutes Ago~*
"Listen, tousan," Pan started out and then she hastily added. "…and kaasan. Will you two try and work things out between each other? For me? Cause I really, really want to be born in this timeline too."
"Of course we will, Pan-chan!" Gohan said, reassuringly. "That is if Videl wants too…"
"Yes, Gohan, I do!" Videl retorted angrily. "But just, give it a few months OK? I have a feeling if we don't get together on our own, your mother's going to have something to say about it. I think she wants Panny to be born in this timeline as well,"
Pan smiled. "Thanks."
*~End of Flashback~*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Gohan's hell filled school day ended.
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Kioko: The end!! Not…!
Mirai Trunks: Sadly folks, there's still an epilogue and a sequel coming out.
Gohan: Woe is to me…
Kioko: Ah, don't worry, Gohan-kun! The sequel won't be coming out until November at the earliest!!
Gohan: Seriously?! Now I'm in a good enough mood to ask the readers for reviews!!
Gohan: Er…Kioko's still recovering from a bout of FFnet-Failure Syndrome and from that horrible writer's block she's had for a few weeks.
Mirai Trunks: So this chapter might be a little screwed up…
Kioko: Whaddaya mean, Trunks-kun? It's been screwed up from the beginning!
Gohan: She does have a point there…
Disclaimer: OK, OK…So I don't own Dragonball Z. Are you gonna sue me for that too?
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Chapter 10: Study Hall and Detention
"Um...Videl? Are you OK?" Gohan asked, waving a hand in front of Videl's eyes.
"Huh? What?" Videl replied, snapping out of her fantasy world.
"Are you OK, Videl? You weren't paying attention to anything we said during the last ten minutes of class," Gohan explained.
"Yes...I'm fine, Gohan. You worry to much." she said, picking up her math book and getting out of her seat. She looked around. "Where'd everyone else go?"
"Class got over with a few minutes ago. My 'guests' are waiting out in the hall way for us." he explained.
"Really? But that'll make them-and us-late for Study Hall!!" she exclaimed, glancing at her wristwatch.
"Don't worry. I've got connections with the Study Hall teacher. He was my sensei and I'm his favorite human," Gohan explained as the walked out the door.
"Oh...Wait a second...What do you mean by 'his favorite human'?!" Videl asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Piccolo's a Namekian, like Dende,"
"So Piccolo's an alien and a God too?!"
"Piccolo was never God, but he's counterpart, Kami-sama, was. They fused together to try and beat Cell." Gohan sighed in what sounded like deep annoyance. "And that's how we got stuck with Dende..."
"Really? I never knew that! I thought Dende was just there!" Pan interrupted, receiving a glare from Videl.
"Your...I mean...I never told you that?"
"No. You have a huge grudge against Dende. I asked you about it and you said something about how he ruined your life in high school more than once," Pan said simply.
Gohan smiled at his future daughter. He really liked this girl. The only problem is that he really wished he knew who her mother was. It was bound to be someone he met in high school since she was born about five years after this 'Majin Buu' thing.
'Maybe it's Erasa...' Gohan shuddered at the thought of getting together with her. He liked Erasa as a friend, but he never thought of her as something more. 'Besides, Pan looks nothing like Erasa. Maybe future me got together with Angela again,' Another shudder from Gohan. Angela was not the person he wanted to be Pan's mother.
But Pan didn't seem to have any characteristics of either of those girls. She was more in control, demanding, and defiantly less girly-girly than half of the female populace at Orange Star High.
'Ha! I've got it! Maybe her mother is Videl!' Gohan joked mentally as though the thought of marrying and having a child with Videl was absolutely ludicrous. He gave Videl a sideways glance and then looked at Pan. Suddenly, the thought of Videl being Pan's mother wasn't so funny any more. The similarities between the two were downright scary. Give Videl shoulder length black hair, an orange bandanna, and make her a foot shorter and she'd be an exact replica of Pan!!
Out of the corner of her eye, Pan noticed her father's face turn a sickly shade of green.
"Otousan? Are you feeling all right?" she asked, cocking her head to the side.
"Yes...I'm fine Pan...Just thinking about a few things..." he replied rather numbly.
"Oh...OK..."
Pan looked at her father again and then compared it to her mother's expression. She was painfully aware that both of them now knew who her mother was.
'What if...What if they don't get together now?!' she thought absolutely horrified. "What if I'm never born?!'
'Me and Gohan?! Together?!' Videl thought. 'No way! I mean, I like him as a friend and everything but...something more than that is way out of the question!!'
'Me and Videl?! Together?!' Gohan thought. 'No way! I mean, I like her as a friend and everything but...something more than that is way out of the question!!'
Simultaneously the both looked at each other.
'Well...maybe not...' both thought.
Gohan and Videl's wondering about each other came to a halt when Son Chi-Chi came stomping down the corner with Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten following closely behind.
"Gohan!! What's this I hear about you getting a detention?!" she exclaimed, upon seeing her eldest son.
"Um...Who told you about that?!" Gohan asked, panicking.
"These two." she replied, pointing at the chibis.
Gohan glared at them. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Vegeta's book and beat on the two severely...if he ever got out of this one without a scratch.
Chi-Chi glowered at her oldest son. "Imagine that, Gohan! You got a detention! By whom may ask? If it's that Mr. Shuu creep, I'll whack him so hard that he'll be seeing dragonballs for a week!"
"No, kaasan. It was Dende..."
"Dende?! Of all the people you had to get a detention from Gohan and you had to get one from KAMI?! This is horrible!! It's going to be on all your permanent records and you'll never get into Harvard!! You'll have to go to some second rate collage and..."
"Um...Mrs. Son?" Videl interrupted. "Have you by chance met Gohan's potential future daughter, Pan, yet?"
Pan gave Videl a horrified look. Her own mother was selling her out to her grandchild-crazed grandmother!!
Chi-Chi stopped ranting and stared at Videl in surprise. Her eyes turned to Pan, then to Gohan, and then back to Pan again. She let out a squeal of excitement and the next thing poor Pan knew was that she trapped in a bone-crushing hug from her grandmother.
"Oh, you're such a cutie, yes you are!" Chi-Chi cooed. "And you're so big and strong already!! You're defiantly my little Gohan's baby!!"
By this time Pan and Gohan were a deep shade of red and the rest of the group were snorting back their laughter. GT Trunks seemed to be having the hardest time, closely followed by GT Goten.
"Um…kaasan? Could you put Pan-chan down please? We're going to be late for study hall if you don't. And I don't think you want me to get any more marks on my permanent record, do you?" Gohan asked.
Chi-Chi gasped. "No, no, no, no! Of course not!" She slowly let Pan out of her Hug-of-Death. After Pan had returned to GT Trunks' side, Chi-Chi grabbed Gohan by the collar and pulled him close to her face. "Listen here, Son Gohan! You will go to your detention, but if you EVER get one again, there will be hell to pay, understood?!"
"U-U-Understood…" Gohan gulped.
"Good!" Chi-Chi let go of Gohan and grabbed Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten by the ears again and started walking the opposite direction. "I'll send Chibi Trunks over to the detention hall later!!"
"Was Chi-Chi-san always this scary…?" Bra asked.
"Yes." Came the response from the other five saiya-jins.
Gohan slowly open the door to the library and looked around. The class looked like they were actually doing something for once and the seven foot green alien was nowhere in sight. He looked back at the others following behind him and he nodded. He opened the door the rest of the way and slid in, the six others close behind.
"And just where do you think you're going, Son Gohan?" a voice growled from behind.
A sweatdropped formed on the back of Gohan's head as he turned to face his former sensei. Piccolo was looking rather dominant today. His mouth was set in a frown and some how, his cape was blowing dramatically in the wind.
"That was your…sensei?!" Videl whispered, low enough that she thought only Gohan could hear. The bottom of Piccolo's eye twitched.
"H-Hello Piccolo-sensei! What brings you here?" Gohan asked nervously.
"A little green twerp named Dende, that's what." Piccolo snorted, his eyes narrowing. "Somehow, we got phone service on the Lookout this morning…"
*~Flashback~*
A sudden ringing sound snapped Piccolo out of his morning meditation.
"What the hell…?!" he demanded, looking around for the cause of the noise. At his feet was a telephone. He had an urge to blast it into the next dimension, but something about it drew it to him.
While he had spent three years at the Son family home, he had learned how to use a phone. It had taken many tries(telled marketers kept calling and it took all of Piccolo's strength not to swear furiously at them and then blow the phone up in front of Gohan.) but finally he had gotten it.
"Hello…?" Piccolo asked unsurely, as he picked up the receiver.
"Hello! Do you happen to be Piccolo of the Lookout?" a female voice asked from the other end of the line. It sounded to Piccolo that she was forcing out a kind tone.
"Yes…"
"Well, you've been assigned to be our Study Hall monitor, seeing as though the rest of our teachers have gone on strike! Please be at the Orange Star High School building in fifteen minutes, all right? Thank you and goodbye!"
Piccolo stared at the phone in horror. He was going to have to teach…teenagers?! How the hell did that woman get the Lookout's phone number?
"Waitaminute…Since when does the Lookout have a telephone?" Piccolo wondered out loud, before he roared. "DENDE!!!!!"
*~End of Flashback~*
"Er…So you've been having a rough day too?" Gohan asked.
"Yes. All these humans seem to think I'm going to eat them, especially those two blonds over there." Piccolo pointed at Sharpner and Erasa. "And I'm presuming you're going through hell with three Trunkses and two Gotens running around, aren't you?"
"Yeah," Gohan replied, earning a glare from the mentioned. "I have a feeling I'm going to be treated differently after today. My 'I'm Just a Geek Who Can Take a Fastball To The Head Without Getting Hurt' image has been shattered for good."
"Well, kid, if you remember correctly, Kami can erase minds," Piccolo reminded.
"I hardly doubt Dende will erase everybody's minds for me. He's already given me detention," Gohan snorted.
"But you seem to forget, a part of me was Kami little over seven years ago. And that part of me still seems to remember how exactly to erase large groups memories." Piccolo smirked, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Are you saying…What I think you're saying?!" Gohan asked, positively delighted.
"You got it. Right before the damn days ends, I'll erase all the normal kids' memories. They won't remember a thing that happened today. No aliens, no time travelers, no teacher strike, no nothing."
"Wow!! Thank you, Piccolo-sensei!!" Gohan exclaimed, enveloping Piccolo in a tight hug.
"…Gohan…Let…go!!"
The rest of the study hall went pretty normally. Gohan was on cloud nine for the whole thing and he had gotten all his homework done in the first five minutes. GT Trunks and GT Goten had decided to throw spitballs at Piccolo whenever he passed from behind some of library shelves. So far, Piccolo had only threatened to disembowel them twice. Mirai Trunks was reading a book he found in the library titled, 'How My Counterparts Ruined My Life'. Videl, Pan, and Bra had been chatting about something for the whole period.
Before they had sat down, Videl had told Gohan that she didn't want her memory erased and that she wouldn't treat him any differently than when she didn't know most of his secrets. Gohan had agreed and told Piccolo that Videl wasn't a 'normal kid' so she didn't have to have her memories erased.
The bell rang suddenly, causing GT Trunks to miss his shot and hit a big, jock-looking student in the forehead.
"Whoops…" he muttered, hastily putting his straw away.
"All right, you maggots are free to go," Piccolo exclaimed, as some of the students began packing up their things.
"Remember Piccolo-sensei!!" Gohan called as he and his 'posse' headed out the door.
"Yeah-Yeah, kid. I will."
"Hey! Is it OK if I go to detention hall with you, niichan?" Bra asked. "I wanna see tousan from the past!!"
"Bra…" GT Trunks groaned.
"Come on, Trunks-kun!!" Pan cooed, latching playfully onto her boyfriend's arm. GT Trunks noticed the look of venom on Gohan's face. "Let her come! And besides, I want to come too!"
"Pan-chan, I really don't think that's such a good idea…" GT Trunks protested, his eyes firmly locked onto Gohan. He had that 'GT Trunks must die' look on his face again.
Pan frowned and lost her sweet manner. "Bra and I are coming to detention with you and tousan and that's final! If either of you have a thing to say about it, I'll tell obaasan on you!!"
After that, GT Trunks and Gohan shut up.
"Meet us on the roof when you're done!!" Videl called, as she and GT Goten walked down a separate hallway.
"OK!!" Gohan replied, waving goodbye. "I think detention's held in this room."
"Um…yeah…I think so too…" Mirai Trunks added, staring at the door in front of him. It was solid steel, had a dead bolt running across the front, and written in blood red letters on it was 'Detention Hall'. "Anyone want to bet there aren't any flowers or cute little bunnies running around inside?"
"Probably little rabid, beady eyed, demonic bunnies instead." GT Trunks joked. "We'll never find out if we don't open the door…"
The men looked at each other and Bra sighed. "Honestly! You three can fight evil aliens without any fright, but you're scared to open a damn door?! Move and let me do it!"
And with that, Bra shoved aside her two brothers and Gohan and tore the door off it's hinges.
"Ahh!! We're under attack by evil tea drinking aliens!!" One of the caffeine high kids in the detention yelled. "Oh wait. Its just Gohan. Hey Gohan! What are you doing in here? Smart kids like you never get detention. Did you get a B+ on your last math quiz or get caught cheating or something cause smart kids are never in detention just like cheerleaders aren't so…"
"I got a detention for threatening…one of the teacher's lives. These three," he pointed to the two Trunkes behind him and the Chibi Trunks sitting in the back row. "got caught conspiring in his demise as well."
"Oh really?? Was it Mr. Johnson? He's a real pain in the butt, lemme tell ya. He gave me detention for a whole month, PLUS therapy classes for bringing a crate of Mountain Dew into his class and finishing it off before the class was even half way over with…"
Mirai Trunks understood why Mr. Johnson had given the boy therapy. He needed it. Badly.
Gohan nodded and took his seat, far away from the other kids here. He might be strange compared to half school populace, but he was nothing compared to these kids.
'I bet half of them never see daylight again after they've been admitted…' Gohan thought, noticing a small, shriveled up boy in the corner.
"What are they doing here?" Chibi Trunks demanded, glaring at Bra and Pan.
"Stuff it, shrimp." Bra replied, glaring at her 'younger' brother.
"Hey! You can't talk to chibi me like that!" GT and Mirai Trunks said in unison.
"What are you going to do about it? If beat me up, I'll just tell tousan when we get home about that and then I'll tell Gohan that you're dating Pan!!"
"Well, if you tell Gohan I'm dating Pan, I'll tell tousan exactly who you're dating!!"
"You wouldn't!!"
"I would!!"
Both members of the Briefs family glowered at each other, before Bra stuck her tongue out at Trunks and walked to the end of the row and sat by Pan. GT Trunks made a face at her before sitting down between his counterparts.
The two teachers looked at each other and shrugged. Maybe this feuding was common between half saiya-jin siblings. The shorter one cleared his throat and leaned into the light.
"I am King Vegeta and this Bardock," he stated, pointing at the other saiya-jin. "We will be your accursed 'substitutes' until my son and the other baka get back from their after lunch spar. Detention hall will not start, until they come back," A loud groan was heard from Gohan's side of the room. "Which should be any moment now."
Five minutes passed.
Ten minutes passed. Chibi Trunks and GT Trunks began to arm wrestle.
Fifteen minutes passed. Pan took out her gameboy and began to play.
Twenty minutes passed. Gohan had fallen asleep and so had Bardock and King Vegeta.
With a pop, waking all three sleeping saiya-jins, Goku and Vegeta appeared in the middle of the room. Both looked exhausted and we're a bit blooded. GT Trunks, Bra, and Pan's mouths fell open in surprise.
"Where's the fire?" Gohan asked, stupidly, blinking his eyes in confusion.
"Jiisan!!" Pan called.
"Goku-san!!" GT Trunks and Bra exclaimed together.
"Huh?" Goku asked, looking at the group in the back. "Oi! Vegeta! You've got three sons now! And another Bulma!"
"WHAT?!" Vegeta demanded, turning on his heel to glare at his 'family'. He pointed to Mirai Trunks. "Explain. Now."
"Time machine." Mirai Trunks explained, as he tried balancing on pencil on his nose. After it fell off, he continued. "Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten used it to bring GT Trunks and GT Goten into the past. After that, the time machine went berserk and Pan and Bra got blasted into the past. Pan is Gohan and Videl's daughter and Bra is GT Trunks' sister."
"How'd you know that?!" Pan yelled in horror. She grabbed Mirai Trunks by the collar and began to choke him. "How'd you know Videl was my okaasan?!"
"Geez, you act like it's such a big deal…" Chibi Trunks snorted.
"It IS, you little brat!! You MAY be my future boyfriend, but that won't stop me from killing you!!" Pan growled, glaring at Chibi Trunks.
Vegeta shot Gohan a glare as Pan and the other two Trunks argued. Or more correctly, as Pan choked the life out of her boyfriend's two counterparts.
"I don't like it any more than you do. I've developed a twitch in my hands from wanting to strangle the baka all day," Gohan explained, darkly. "If you don't like the pairing now, just wait until you hear who Bra's dating."
"Oh, oh! Let me guess! I love guessing games!!" Goku exclaimed, happily. Gohan, Vegeta, King Vegeta, and Bardock sweatdropped. "I bet its GT Goten, isn't it?? I'm right, right?? Do I get a prize now??"
"Kakarrot, you don't get any damn prize!!" Vegeta growled. His eyes began to flash a turquoise color and his hair began to flicker gold. "But you're damn son gets a one-way ticket to Hell!!"
"Tousan!! Don't…!!" Bra began, but stopped when her father blasted through the roof of the detention hall. She glared at her gaping brothers. "Well, don't just stand there!! Stop him!!"
"S-St-Stop him?! Are you crazy?!" All three Trunks cried in unison. "We like living, thank you very much!!"
"Go fish," Videl said rather unenthusiastically. She, GT Goten, and Chibi Goten had been playing cards on the roof of the school building for the past fifteen minutes. Chibi Goten always seemed to win, owing to the fact that neither Videl nor GT Goten had any interest in the game.
'Why does Dad always have to have so much merchandise?!' Videl thought. The cards they were playing with had Mr. Satan on them dressed up in different costumes. Videl couldn't see her father as an angel, but the pimp outfit seemed to fit him quite well. GT Goten thought the Cell costume looked kinda funny on the poor guy, because the antenna was sticking out at weird angles in his Afro.
GT Goten reached slowly for one of the cards in Videl's hands. This was it. He was going to win. Videl had to have the Mr. Satan Pimp card! His fingers fingered the card and he was about to pull it out…
"KAKARROT SPAWN!!!!!!!!!"
"TOUSAN!!!!!!"
GT Goten looked up to see the past Vegeta flying in his direction at quite a high speed. Following behind him were three gold dots.
"Kuso…"
Vegeta did succeed in beating GT Goten up, but he was knocked out by Goku to prevent any more damage to the poor saiya-jin boy or the school property, Bulma eventually found out that she had another son and a daughter to take care off, Chi-Chi got to cuddle Pan a bit more, the three Trunkes and Bra helped pry GT Goten out of the crater he had caused, Gohan had nearly strangled GT Trunks, and Pan had set Gohan and Videl straight on her parentage.
*~Flashback To Ten Minutes Ago~*
"Listen, tousan," Pan started out and then she hastily added. "…and kaasan. Will you two try and work things out between each other? For me? Cause I really, really want to be born in this timeline too."
"Of course we will, Pan-chan!" Gohan said, reassuringly. "That is if Videl wants too…"
"Yes, Gohan, I do!" Videl retorted angrily. "But just, give it a few months OK? I have a feeling if we don't get together on our own, your mother's going to have something to say about it. I think she wants Panny to be born in this timeline as well,"
Pan smiled. "Thanks."
*~End of Flashback~*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Gohan's hell filled school day ended.
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Kioko: The end!! Not…!
Mirai Trunks: Sadly folks, there's still an epilogue and a sequel coming out.
Gohan: Woe is to me…
Kioko: Ah, don't worry, Gohan-kun! The sequel won't be coming out until November at the earliest!!
Gohan: Seriously?! Now I'm in a good enough mood to ask the readers for reviews!!