I do not own any of the characters except Kricktow and I own Doorgop so don't sue.
After 5 hours of swimming Ash was tired to the brink of destruction and he decided to rest (don't ask.) All of the sudden Pikachu said "Pika Pika Pe! (I see land! I see land!)"
5 hours later the two successfully drifted into the islands beaches. Then Sonic jumped on him and said "CPR. CPR!" Immediately Ash asked the villagers "Is there a pokemon gym around here?" Everyone said straight up the mountain then down 2 miles. Finally Ash made it to the top of the mountain and said "Whaaaaa? No one ever told me this was a space colony!" It isn't anearby villager told him later "Its our IQ tester anyone with an IQ of 5 or under sees a space colony."
"But I won first place in who has the biggest briefcase contest!" Ash replied.
"Get alife." The villager replied. "You moron go to the center building where you'll find the gym!" And with that the villager pushed ash into the valley.
Hours later... "Ha I finally found the gym!" Ash said with a- splat? Who messed this fic up? Anyway Ash found the gym leader after hours of wondering through caves and said "gym Leader whatever you name is of whatever city this is I challenge you to a pokemon battle!"
"Excuse me but my name is Kricktow and the city is Doorgop." "And I will accept your challenge." Kricktow replied.
"All right go Sonic!" Ash said. Well at the same time Kricktow said "Go Tails!"
When Sonic and tails saw each other they both exchanged greetings and walked off debating about why there isn't a CBS 9 o' clock news hour. Ash looked up at the sky and said "Oh Din save me!" Immediately Omachao appeared and said "Omachao at your service!" and with that Ash fainted.
Will Ash learn the heart of the Ark? Will he get into the 56 star hotel he always wanted to be in? Can I ever shutup? Stay tuned for ch. 4!
This fic has been purposely demented
by shadowusul and would like to keep it that way.