The only thing I own in this chapter are: the 56 star hotel "The Polish Meat House." and the secret bill paying machine "The Fork V.98.4".

Ash finally woke up. Where was he? There was a nice bed, door, room, window, and logo. "Ohhhhh my gawwwwwwed! I'm in the Polish Meat House! Its the 56 star hotel I've always wanted!" Ash said. "Oh and look its the limited edition small screen TV!" Lets check in here Ash thought to himself. Oh wow its an Nintendo Gamecube and Super Smash Brothers Melee! "Pika pika peeee! (I'll play you!) Pikachu said after waking up from Ashe's noise. 5 hours later... Pikachu's winning. "You know this is so fun I think I'll just quite being a pokemaster and become a world champ at SSMB!"

" Angel Island. Angel Island. Angel Island you must see Knuckles!" Omachao said out of know where.

"But I like SSMB more!" Ash replied.

"Pokedex. Pokedex. Pokedex. Pokedex. Pokedex you must get your pokedex back." Omachao said.

Three hours later Ash "..." Omacho "..." All of the sudden Pikachu wins and Ash said "NOOOOO! I like SSMB!"

Then Omachao said "Ow! I cant believe you did that to me-" "Whopps was that the wrong script?" Omachao said contortedly.

4657855 games later... Pikachu has won 4657855 games out of 6. Ash loses. *Sad "ohhhhs" in the background. "Ha I'll play you again but with this lil' memory card." Ash said. Little did Pikachu know that this was Ashe's creation and it froze any opponent if he pressed 5. Pikachu than agreed. This time Ash decided to be Falco instead of the usual DK and Pikachu was Pikachu. They got engaged in yet another battle and Ash was looking for the 5 button had now luck. Suddenly The screen froze and an omachao appeared and asked are you going to Angel Island? Ash replied no. Then without warning the room filled with omachaos and they all said "YOU GO TO ANGEL ISLAND!" Ash replied "Ok. I dont see why but ok!" *In the background "Because you have to. Besides want you're pokedex back? Well then go there!" Then the screen unfrooze and Pikachu beat Ash really easy.

Later... We better get going soon before the omachaos appear again they really scared me. "Pika pika pe! (give me a brake. Do you remember Brock?)" Pikachu said. When Ash finally got to the checkout counter and the teller asked him to sign a bill. "Wow this cool! $200.00 for a 56 star hotel!" Ash said.

"Thats not it all because when we scan your credit card our machine multiplies the amount by 678 and thats the ending total." the teller explained.

"You mean the total is 135600.00 dollars?" Ash screamed.

Finally Ash got enough money to pay for his room and he left never to return again.

Will Ash go to Angel Island? Or will he break his word and the omachaos attack him untill he goes to Angel Island? Please R & R and say what you want! (I don't care abut flames.) Goodbye!

This fic has been purposely demented
by shadowusul and would like to keep it that way.