Chapter 3
"Finally, Bree! Geeze! I thought WE'D never get here!" I said. I looked over at Pippin. "Dude, Pip, you OK?" I asked. "No! I think I'm sea sick!" he said then he barfed all over. "OH! EWE!" I said. He cleaned of his mouth, and smiled. "I feel better." He said. "Glad one of us does!" We all said about ready to be sick from the sight. "Anyway, let's go. Gandalf's probably waiting for us." Frodo said. "Lead the way!" I said motioning him to lead away. We all walked to this big door. We rang the doorbell. Nothing happened. I was major tired, and totally annoyed with waiting so I went to the doorbell, and rang it like 50 times repeatedly.
"WHAT?" The door person said. I smiled. "Nice to see you too." I said. "What business to 5 hobbits have in Bree?" He asked. "We wish to find a place to stay at the Prancing Pony, and our business is our own business and no concern of yours." Frodo said. "Yeah, so just let us in already!" I said. He opened the door. "That mouth will give you trouble Missy!" He said. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" I said. We all walked away. It was raining, and I was cold. Finally in the distance we saw the sign for the Prancing Pony.
We all ran to it. We found a table, and ordered some ail. Sam and I sat next to each other, and Frodo was on Sam's other side, while Merry and Pippin were across us on the other side. "Sir. Have you seen the wizard Gandalf the Gray around here?" Frodo asked. "No, not for six months or so." The innkeeper said. "Thank you. We'd like a room." Frodo said. "And your name, is?" The innkeeper asked. "It's Wood." I said. "Wood?" He asked. "Yes, that's what I said, Wood." I said. I had no clue where that name came from, but it sounded right. "Well, your room is number 12." He said. "Thank you." Frodo said.
We sat down. Merry came to the table with a huge cup of ail. We all looked at it shocked, well, all of us sept Frodo. "What's that?" Merry asked. "This, my friend, is a pint." Merry said. "It comes in pints? I'm getting me one!" Pippin said. He ran up to the bar. Then we heard him say "A Baggins, yes! I know Frodo Baggins, he's right there." Pippin said. Then again, the slow motion went on. "OK! Who's pushing the slow motion button?" I asked in a deep, slow voice. "Me, why you got a problem with it?" A bodiless voice said. "Uh...OK, could you TURN IT OFF?" I yelled. All of a sudden everything went back to normal. "God I hate it when slow motion comes on!" I said to Sam. He looked at me confused. "Yeah, never mind." I said. He smiled. Frodo was lying on the ground when all of a sudden he disappeared. "WHAT THE?" I yelled. Pippin dropped his pint. "Where'd he go? FRODO! FRODO! Come out, come out where ever you are!" Pip yelled. Everyone looked at him. "What? My friend just vanished! What am I supposed to do? This wasn't in the script was is?" He asked. Everyone pulled their scripts out, and the map guy ran in from no where. "It's right.....here." he said pointing out the vanishing part. "Oh!" Pippin said. We all put out scripts away.
All us hobbits jumped up, and ran upstairs. We stopped just as we got to the door. "What are we going to do?" Pippin asked. "Well, it's simple, we go in there, and kick some ass!" I said. "Who's ass do we kick?" Sam asked. "Strider, he's up there." I said. "Who's Strider, and how do you know he's in there?" Merry asked. "I don't know the answer to either of the questions." I said. Sam knocked on the door, and we all stood there ready to fight. "Give us our friend back!" Sam yelled. "Yeah, or else we'll kick your...your...really tall...ass!" I said. Seeing he was like a human or something.
Later that night
We had all met Strider, and he explained some stuff about the ring, and told us what we had to do this it. It was basically pretty boring. So now we're all in Strider's room, Frodo and Strider are sitting in chairs while Merry, Pippin, Sam and I are lying in the huge bed. I felt something wet on my shoulder. I looked at it, and saw Pippin drooling on me. "Oh gross!" I said quietly. No one heard me. I pushed Pippin off of me, and I moved closer to Sam who put his arm around me. "You drool on me Sam, and you'll regret it." I said quietly. "Stupid ring...:Mumble: go away! :Mumble: No! I don't want to play outside right now! I'm playing with my Barbie." I heard Pippin mumble. I looked over. "Barbie? Oh yeah, that's sexy!" I joked. I sat up, obviously Pippin had made sure I wasn't going to sleep tonight. "Strider." I said. "What?" He asked. "How come your name is Strider?" I asked. "I don't know, it just is." He said. "I'm hungry." I said. "You had diner." He said. "Yeah, but no supper." I said. "You don't need diner and supper!" He said. "Maybe you don't, but I don't think you know a hobbits diet well..." I said getting cut off by a horrible, high-pitched scream. "Whoa! Sounds like this girl I used to know." I said. "Ring Wraiths. We'd better get going." Strider said. Sam, Pippin, and Merry all sat up quickly when another scream was heard. "Owe! What is that noise?" Merry asked. "Ring Wraiths." Strider said. We all got up.
"So Pip, you like Barbies do you?" I asked. He looked at me with a how-did-you-know look. I smiled. "Drool on me while I'm trying to sleep, and I'll tell everyone." I said. "I can't help it if I drool!" He said. "Yeah, well, you can help it if you drool on me, it's gross!" I said.
Later that Night at Hilltop
I slept as the other ate, Frodo, I'm not sure where he was, but the guys had a fire going, and all, it was nice. Frodo barged in. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT IT OUT YOU FOOLS!" He yelled stomping on the fire. We heard another high-pitched squeal. "UHH! That REALLY gets annoying fast!" I yelled. I looked down, and noticed I had no sword. "Ah! I have no sword. PAUSE EVERYTHING!" I yelled. All of a sudden everything and everyone was paused except me. "Wardrobe, I need a sword!" I yelled. The map/script guy came out carrying a sword. "Dude, you do a lot of work don't you." I said. "Yeah, it's hard being a 1 man crew." He said. "Um...yeah...OK, thanks again for the uh...everything." I said. He ran back out of the screen. "PLAY!" I yelled. Everything started back to normal. Everyone looked baffled at my hand in which now held a sword. "Um...I used the Jedi Mind Trick." I said. They looked at me weird. "The whadda what trick?" Merry asked. "Jedi Mind. Dude that movie is like a major hit!" I said. "Movie?" Sam asked. "Sorry, forgot, your hobbits!" I said. "Uh...huh....anyway..." Frodo said. We all ran to the top of the thinggy we were on. We made a protective circle around Frodo. "We got ya covered Frodo. We wont let um get cha!" I said. "Yeah!" The others said. The black rider...people...things surrounded us.
All of a sudden Strider ran, and saved the day, but Frodo was stabbed. "FRODO!" I yelled. I ran over to him. "Frodo! Don't die on me! Hold out!" I yelled. I saw the others yell for him also. "SAM! He's been stabbed! He doesn't look good! What do I do?" I yelled to him. "I don't know, just make sure he stays alive!" Sam yelled. "Frodo, stay alive, don't die on me!" I said grabbing his hand.
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Hello people! Thanks to Aldawen Greenleaf for reviewing! Um...sorry this chapter took so long, I had the worst case of writers block for this story, and I really think it's my worst chapter yet! So if you really hate it I'm sorry! I'll write more for you tonight! Thanks all!
"Finally, Bree! Geeze! I thought WE'D never get here!" I said. I looked over at Pippin. "Dude, Pip, you OK?" I asked. "No! I think I'm sea sick!" he said then he barfed all over. "OH! EWE!" I said. He cleaned of his mouth, and smiled. "I feel better." He said. "Glad one of us does!" We all said about ready to be sick from the sight. "Anyway, let's go. Gandalf's probably waiting for us." Frodo said. "Lead the way!" I said motioning him to lead away. We all walked to this big door. We rang the doorbell. Nothing happened. I was major tired, and totally annoyed with waiting so I went to the doorbell, and rang it like 50 times repeatedly.
"WHAT?" The door person said. I smiled. "Nice to see you too." I said. "What business to 5 hobbits have in Bree?" He asked. "We wish to find a place to stay at the Prancing Pony, and our business is our own business and no concern of yours." Frodo said. "Yeah, so just let us in already!" I said. He opened the door. "That mouth will give you trouble Missy!" He said. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" I said. We all walked away. It was raining, and I was cold. Finally in the distance we saw the sign for the Prancing Pony.
We all ran to it. We found a table, and ordered some ail. Sam and I sat next to each other, and Frodo was on Sam's other side, while Merry and Pippin were across us on the other side. "Sir. Have you seen the wizard Gandalf the Gray around here?" Frodo asked. "No, not for six months or so." The innkeeper said. "Thank you. We'd like a room." Frodo said. "And your name, is?" The innkeeper asked. "It's Wood." I said. "Wood?" He asked. "Yes, that's what I said, Wood." I said. I had no clue where that name came from, but it sounded right. "Well, your room is number 12." He said. "Thank you." Frodo said.
We sat down. Merry came to the table with a huge cup of ail. We all looked at it shocked, well, all of us sept Frodo. "What's that?" Merry asked. "This, my friend, is a pint." Merry said. "It comes in pints? I'm getting me one!" Pippin said. He ran up to the bar. Then we heard him say "A Baggins, yes! I know Frodo Baggins, he's right there." Pippin said. Then again, the slow motion went on. "OK! Who's pushing the slow motion button?" I asked in a deep, slow voice. "Me, why you got a problem with it?" A bodiless voice said. "Uh...OK, could you TURN IT OFF?" I yelled. All of a sudden everything went back to normal. "God I hate it when slow motion comes on!" I said to Sam. He looked at me confused. "Yeah, never mind." I said. He smiled. Frodo was lying on the ground when all of a sudden he disappeared. "WHAT THE?" I yelled. Pippin dropped his pint. "Where'd he go? FRODO! FRODO! Come out, come out where ever you are!" Pip yelled. Everyone looked at him. "What? My friend just vanished! What am I supposed to do? This wasn't in the script was is?" He asked. Everyone pulled their scripts out, and the map guy ran in from no where. "It's right.....here." he said pointing out the vanishing part. "Oh!" Pippin said. We all put out scripts away.
All us hobbits jumped up, and ran upstairs. We stopped just as we got to the door. "What are we going to do?" Pippin asked. "Well, it's simple, we go in there, and kick some ass!" I said. "Who's ass do we kick?" Sam asked. "Strider, he's up there." I said. "Who's Strider, and how do you know he's in there?" Merry asked. "I don't know the answer to either of the questions." I said. Sam knocked on the door, and we all stood there ready to fight. "Give us our friend back!" Sam yelled. "Yeah, or else we'll kick your...your...really tall...ass!" I said. Seeing he was like a human or something.
Later that night
We had all met Strider, and he explained some stuff about the ring, and told us what we had to do this it. It was basically pretty boring. So now we're all in Strider's room, Frodo and Strider are sitting in chairs while Merry, Pippin, Sam and I are lying in the huge bed. I felt something wet on my shoulder. I looked at it, and saw Pippin drooling on me. "Oh gross!" I said quietly. No one heard me. I pushed Pippin off of me, and I moved closer to Sam who put his arm around me. "You drool on me Sam, and you'll regret it." I said quietly. "Stupid ring...:Mumble: go away! :Mumble: No! I don't want to play outside right now! I'm playing with my Barbie." I heard Pippin mumble. I looked over. "Barbie? Oh yeah, that's sexy!" I joked. I sat up, obviously Pippin had made sure I wasn't going to sleep tonight. "Strider." I said. "What?" He asked. "How come your name is Strider?" I asked. "I don't know, it just is." He said. "I'm hungry." I said. "You had diner." He said. "Yeah, but no supper." I said. "You don't need diner and supper!" He said. "Maybe you don't, but I don't think you know a hobbits diet well..." I said getting cut off by a horrible, high-pitched scream. "Whoa! Sounds like this girl I used to know." I said. "Ring Wraiths. We'd better get going." Strider said. Sam, Pippin, and Merry all sat up quickly when another scream was heard. "Owe! What is that noise?" Merry asked. "Ring Wraiths." Strider said. We all got up.
"So Pip, you like Barbies do you?" I asked. He looked at me with a how-did-you-know look. I smiled. "Drool on me while I'm trying to sleep, and I'll tell everyone." I said. "I can't help it if I drool!" He said. "Yeah, well, you can help it if you drool on me, it's gross!" I said.
Later that Night at Hilltop
I slept as the other ate, Frodo, I'm not sure where he was, but the guys had a fire going, and all, it was nice. Frodo barged in. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT IT OUT YOU FOOLS!" He yelled stomping on the fire. We heard another high-pitched squeal. "UHH! That REALLY gets annoying fast!" I yelled. I looked down, and noticed I had no sword. "Ah! I have no sword. PAUSE EVERYTHING!" I yelled. All of a sudden everything and everyone was paused except me. "Wardrobe, I need a sword!" I yelled. The map/script guy came out carrying a sword. "Dude, you do a lot of work don't you." I said. "Yeah, it's hard being a 1 man crew." He said. "Um...yeah...OK, thanks again for the uh...everything." I said. He ran back out of the screen. "PLAY!" I yelled. Everything started back to normal. Everyone looked baffled at my hand in which now held a sword. "Um...I used the Jedi Mind Trick." I said. They looked at me weird. "The whadda what trick?" Merry asked. "Jedi Mind. Dude that movie is like a major hit!" I said. "Movie?" Sam asked. "Sorry, forgot, your hobbits!" I said. "Uh...huh....anyway..." Frodo said. We all ran to the top of the thinggy we were on. We made a protective circle around Frodo. "We got ya covered Frodo. We wont let um get cha!" I said. "Yeah!" The others said. The black rider...people...things surrounded us.
All of a sudden Strider ran, and saved the day, but Frodo was stabbed. "FRODO!" I yelled. I ran over to him. "Frodo! Don't die on me! Hold out!" I yelled. I saw the others yell for him also. "SAM! He's been stabbed! He doesn't look good! What do I do?" I yelled to him. "I don't know, just make sure he stays alive!" Sam yelled. "Frodo, stay alive, don't die on me!" I said grabbing his hand.
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Hello people! Thanks to Aldawen Greenleaf for reviewing! Um...sorry this chapter took so long, I had the worst case of writers block for this story, and I really think it's my worst chapter yet! So if you really hate it I'm sorry! I'll write more for you tonight! Thanks all!