Hi, next chapter up whether you like it or not. I've had some nice reviews, but plllleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz review cause I really want to know how you people like it so far. Anyway, these chapters are coming along quite quickly. I just have to say that I am a Link/Zelda person sorry for all you Maloners out there.
I opened my eyes. My head ached badly. I cursed Link. I cursed the old hag. I cursed Lucy's idea for trying it. I even cursed the table we had been sitting at.
"S***" I heard Lucy mutter; I sat up to see her. We had been brought back to the room somehow.
"Damn your stupid idea Lucy" I said jokily
"How was I supposed to know he switched the freaking glasses?" she looked kind of groggy but I guess I did too.
"Wasn't the color different?" I asked stupidly
"I think I would have noticed" she looked around "Hey breakfast!" she leapt out of bed and started scoffing a tray of fruit, milk and bread "Room service, unbelievable!"
I noticed a similar tray on my bed and did the same as Lucy "Pity we didn't get to finish dinner"
"Damn Hylian, pointy eared, shaggy haired, trickster of a hero" Lucy said with her mouth full
"I agree totally" for a while only the noises of eating and drinking were heard, we sat back to admire empty plates "That was great" I sighed
"Sure was" Lucy patted her tummy "If everyone here eats like that, I'm surprised their not rolling around"
Someone knocked at the door.
"Come in" Lucy called, the handle turned and the door was opened. A head popped round the corner.
"Hey" Link grinned, "Sleep well?"
He got a nice view of my middle finger and Lucy's twosome.
"I'll take that as a yes" he threw a bundle through the crack of the door "Put these on. Can't have two heroes walking around in jeans and t-shirts. You need to look manly"
"I'm a girl!" Lucy complained, "We should be parading round in Zelda's clothes, or at least your Zora tunic"
"Uh uh, no one wears that except me, I'm the one who found it" he said defensively
"And?" Lucy looked unimpressed
"Is that like an old version on Finders Keepers?" I asked
"When your done, I'll be at Impa's place" he looked at me "You do know how to get there right?"
I threw a pillow at him.
"Gotchya" he grinned and closed the door
"He can be really annoying" Lucy commented picking up the bundle of clothes
"Got that right" I replied standing up "My head hurts from that drink still"
"Mine too but~ HEY!" she cried out loud
"What?" I jumped
"These clothes are wicked" she held one up for me to see. It was like Links tunic, except it had a pair of flared trousers to go under it instead of tights. The other one was like that too. I picked it up. This one was blue, the other, which Lucy had, was red. Like the Zora and Goron tunics. Maybe Link had decided we needed cool things after all.
"I want the red one!" Lucy cried and began to undress to put it on "This goes better with my coloring"
"I'll take blue" I replied and did the same
When we looked at ourselves in the mirror our jaws dropped.
"We look like boys" Lucy said flatly, it was true, where girls clothes usually show at least a hint of where your breasts are, these hid them and made us flat chested. If we had cut our hair, we would be like clones of Link. But, with different colored hair, and eyes, and skin color.
"I guess Link has a guys sense of fashion," I announced after a while
"Guess so" Lucy smiled sadly, "I think we're gonna have to make a trip to the market"
"Yep, but we can do it later, let's go meet the fashion freak," I picked up my bag and we cleared out the room.
"Soon we'll be getting pointy ears and small noses" Lucy muttered
Link was waiting for us outside Impa's house. It wasn't Impa's house now; she had been born here but had raised Zelda in the palace. Needless to say, Link laughed long and hard at our flat chestedness. Until Lucy slapped him. He took us inside. Here was the guy who always talks about how hard the cucco lady works. He looked much better in real life. But still had pointy ears.
"Hello, um...young ladies" he said uncertainly
"We are girls" I assured him "Numb nuts here got us guy clothes"
"I can see that" he laughed, "I hear you need weapons"
"We do?" Lucy burst out in shock "Why, Links our fighting machine"
"Any travelers need weapons with the fighting going on, especially with the field being the center point, hardly anyone can get to market, or even to the bridge, without being fired at" he took out a tape measure "I'll need your hand, arm, back and height size please"
We stretched out while he took our measurements.
"Good gracious, where were you brought up? You haven't any muscle toning or even muscles like our Link here," he said as he got up
"We let's just say no one uses this type of fighting where we come from" I told him
"Yeah" Lucy agreed, "We use atomic bombs"
I slapped her quickly.
"Not that we do that there" she corrected quickly "We use...um...catapults and spears" she nodded vigorously to herself "Um hmmm we're just like you" she grinned
"Yeah right" Link muttered, Lucy slapped him "Not that, you come from anywhere else of course, ha, ha, ha" he laughed nervously, and then put his head in his hand
"Anyway, I have good weapons for your sizes" he chattered happily, "Not to heavy either, should be perfect" he went up the tiny stairs to the next floor, muttering to himself about sizes and suitability.
We waited. And waited. And waited. Nothing was happening.
"Hello?" Link called up the stairs "Um, we're still here"
"Coming, coming" he said coming down with a big armful of metal "No need to be impatient" he huffed
"We've been here half an hour" he moaned, "I wanna go already"
"Fine, take these" he handed me a quiver and bow, while he gave Lucy a sheath and a sword "They should be almost perfect, as well suited as possible on short notice"
"Wow" Lucy breathed running her finger up the blade and swinging it a bit "My first sword"
"And hopefully your last" I said examining the arrows, the shafts were perfect, that I knew of anyway, the quiver and Lucy's sheath had delicate trimmings of bronze, defiantly more feminine, but still boys weapons.
"I guess only Gerudos fight huh?" Lucy smiled at Link
"And sheikahs but they keep to themselves mostly" he said "How much?" he nodded to the man
"300 rupees please. Including a short tuition"
"That's s***" but he paid the money grudgingly "You girl are cleaning out my wallet, you know?"
"We know" I grinned. The man showed us good moves with out new weapons, mine was pretty easy, but Lucy had to learn a few complex moves. Link promised to show her more later and to help her practice.
We all thanked the man and left heading to the field entrance. We were about to head down the steps, when Link turned to us and said "You ready?"
"Ready to rumble" Lucy smacked her fist into her other hand "Let's do this"
"Ready as I'll ever be" I nodded preparing an arrow in the bow.
What do you think? We are ready to kick butt. Finally I hear you say, but hey, I had to set the scene. Now I have to write the next part. R and r please.
I opened my eyes. My head ached badly. I cursed Link. I cursed the old hag. I cursed Lucy's idea for trying it. I even cursed the table we had been sitting at.
"S***" I heard Lucy mutter; I sat up to see her. We had been brought back to the room somehow.
"Damn your stupid idea Lucy" I said jokily
"How was I supposed to know he switched the freaking glasses?" she looked kind of groggy but I guess I did too.
"Wasn't the color different?" I asked stupidly
"I think I would have noticed" she looked around "Hey breakfast!" she leapt out of bed and started scoffing a tray of fruit, milk and bread "Room service, unbelievable!"
I noticed a similar tray on my bed and did the same as Lucy "Pity we didn't get to finish dinner"
"Damn Hylian, pointy eared, shaggy haired, trickster of a hero" Lucy said with her mouth full
"I agree totally" for a while only the noises of eating and drinking were heard, we sat back to admire empty plates "That was great" I sighed
"Sure was" Lucy patted her tummy "If everyone here eats like that, I'm surprised their not rolling around"
Someone knocked at the door.
"Come in" Lucy called, the handle turned and the door was opened. A head popped round the corner.
"Hey" Link grinned, "Sleep well?"
He got a nice view of my middle finger and Lucy's twosome.
"I'll take that as a yes" he threw a bundle through the crack of the door "Put these on. Can't have two heroes walking around in jeans and t-shirts. You need to look manly"
"I'm a girl!" Lucy complained, "We should be parading round in Zelda's clothes, or at least your Zora tunic"
"Uh uh, no one wears that except me, I'm the one who found it" he said defensively
"And?" Lucy looked unimpressed
"Is that like an old version on Finders Keepers?" I asked
"When your done, I'll be at Impa's place" he looked at me "You do know how to get there right?"
I threw a pillow at him.
"Gotchya" he grinned and closed the door
"He can be really annoying" Lucy commented picking up the bundle of clothes
"Got that right" I replied standing up "My head hurts from that drink still"
"Mine too but~ HEY!" she cried out loud
"What?" I jumped
"These clothes are wicked" she held one up for me to see. It was like Links tunic, except it had a pair of flared trousers to go under it instead of tights. The other one was like that too. I picked it up. This one was blue, the other, which Lucy had, was red. Like the Zora and Goron tunics. Maybe Link had decided we needed cool things after all.
"I want the red one!" Lucy cried and began to undress to put it on "This goes better with my coloring"
"I'll take blue" I replied and did the same
When we looked at ourselves in the mirror our jaws dropped.
"We look like boys" Lucy said flatly, it was true, where girls clothes usually show at least a hint of where your breasts are, these hid them and made us flat chested. If we had cut our hair, we would be like clones of Link. But, with different colored hair, and eyes, and skin color.
"I guess Link has a guys sense of fashion," I announced after a while
"Guess so" Lucy smiled sadly, "I think we're gonna have to make a trip to the market"
"Yep, but we can do it later, let's go meet the fashion freak," I picked up my bag and we cleared out the room.
"Soon we'll be getting pointy ears and small noses" Lucy muttered
Link was waiting for us outside Impa's house. It wasn't Impa's house now; she had been born here but had raised Zelda in the palace. Needless to say, Link laughed long and hard at our flat chestedness. Until Lucy slapped him. He took us inside. Here was the guy who always talks about how hard the cucco lady works. He looked much better in real life. But still had pointy ears.
"Hello, um...young ladies" he said uncertainly
"We are girls" I assured him "Numb nuts here got us guy clothes"
"I can see that" he laughed, "I hear you need weapons"
"We do?" Lucy burst out in shock "Why, Links our fighting machine"
"Any travelers need weapons with the fighting going on, especially with the field being the center point, hardly anyone can get to market, or even to the bridge, without being fired at" he took out a tape measure "I'll need your hand, arm, back and height size please"
We stretched out while he took our measurements.
"Good gracious, where were you brought up? You haven't any muscle toning or even muscles like our Link here," he said as he got up
"We let's just say no one uses this type of fighting where we come from" I told him
"Yeah" Lucy agreed, "We use atomic bombs"
I slapped her quickly.
"Not that we do that there" she corrected quickly "We use...um...catapults and spears" she nodded vigorously to herself "Um hmmm we're just like you" she grinned
"Yeah right" Link muttered, Lucy slapped him "Not that, you come from anywhere else of course, ha, ha, ha" he laughed nervously, and then put his head in his hand
"Anyway, I have good weapons for your sizes" he chattered happily, "Not to heavy either, should be perfect" he went up the tiny stairs to the next floor, muttering to himself about sizes and suitability.
We waited. And waited. And waited. Nothing was happening.
"Hello?" Link called up the stairs "Um, we're still here"
"Coming, coming" he said coming down with a big armful of metal "No need to be impatient" he huffed
"We've been here half an hour" he moaned, "I wanna go already"
"Fine, take these" he handed me a quiver and bow, while he gave Lucy a sheath and a sword "They should be almost perfect, as well suited as possible on short notice"
"Wow" Lucy breathed running her finger up the blade and swinging it a bit "My first sword"
"And hopefully your last" I said examining the arrows, the shafts were perfect, that I knew of anyway, the quiver and Lucy's sheath had delicate trimmings of bronze, defiantly more feminine, but still boys weapons.
"I guess only Gerudos fight huh?" Lucy smiled at Link
"And sheikahs but they keep to themselves mostly" he said "How much?" he nodded to the man
"300 rupees please. Including a short tuition"
"That's s***" but he paid the money grudgingly "You girl are cleaning out my wallet, you know?"
"We know" I grinned. The man showed us good moves with out new weapons, mine was pretty easy, but Lucy had to learn a few complex moves. Link promised to show her more later and to help her practice.
We all thanked the man and left heading to the field entrance. We were about to head down the steps, when Link turned to us and said "You ready?"
"Ready to rumble" Lucy smacked her fist into her other hand "Let's do this"
"Ready as I'll ever be" I nodded preparing an arrow in the bow.
What do you think? We are ready to kick butt. Finally I hear you say, but hey, I had to set the scene. Now I have to write the next part. R and r please.