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Summary: This is part of the series Mayhem at Hogwarts. This story is about two evil faeries, their two vampire friends, and their adventures at Hogwarts. It is rated R for some violence, and sexual innuendo (we do not go into detail, so don't get your hopes up.) Please no flames, we're poor little souls.
Chapter 3 Love is Strange
Harry was now staring at Deena and Crystal with loathing. They were sitting at the Slytherin table talking and laughing, with MALFOY, of all people! How could they just be friends with Malfoy?
"Malfoy," said Ron with contempt. "He gets all the women."
Hermione, in an angry tone, said, "So you think we're just objects to be traded, is that it?"
"No, no, no," said Ron quickly. "What I meant was-"
"Save it," said Hermione. And with that she ran out of the dining hall in tears.
"Jealous much?" said Ron.
"Maybe she has PMS," suggested Harry.
Ginny, who had been sitting next to Harry all this time, but had kept quiet, now spoke. "So you think PMS is just something you can blame all girls' "sudden" (she used two fingers to signify quote and unquote around sudden) outbursts on. Well, let me tell you this- you don't know the first thing about PMS. And I think Hermione has a point."
Ron and Harry both turned to look at her, shocked.
"Women," said Harry, shaking his head.
The food suddenly appeared on the golden plates and goblets in front of them.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- "Did I mention you look especially lovely tonight, Deena?" said Draco Malfoy for about the tenth time.
"Yes, thank you, Draco," said Deena exasperatedly. "You've said it about a million times. And if you say it one more time, I am going to smack you."
Draco grinned to himself. She was something. Something about her just made him want to kiss her. He was falling in love. But here was the big question: Did she feel the same way? He tried to think of some other pick up lines. "You know, I would have thought you would be tired."
"Why would I be tired?" asked Deena.
"Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"That's great- did you come up with that all on your own?"
"Yeah," he said proudly, not detecting the sarcasm in her voice. "Because you're so beautiful."
"That's IT!" shouted Deena. "I can't take it anymore!"
Everyone at the table stopped their own conversations, and turned to look at her. But Deena didn't care. "I hate when guys do this! It drives me crazy. Why can't you hit on Crystal? She likes it."
Crystal was mouthing, "Me? What did I do?" soundlessly.
"Shhh," said Draco. "You're making a scene."
"I don't CARE!"
Now everyone in the hall was looking at her, even the teachers.
Draco saw Professor Snape coming down from the head table and heading toward them. "Shut up," he said, talking between his gritted teeth. This was a big mistake.
"No, YOU shut up! I have had enough with you! GOOD-BYE!"
And she started to get up, only to bump into a teacher with greasy black hair.
"Is there a problem here?" he asked, looking between her and Draco.
"No, sir," she said. "We were just.talking. Isn't that right, Draco?"
"That's right, Professor," Draco drawled.
But Professor Snape was unconvinced. "Talking? That's not what I saw. I saw you yelling at Mr. Malfoy here."
"Sir, it was all my fault," said Draco. "I was giving her unwanted attention."
He turned to Deena again. "Ms. Mancha, is this true?"
Deena looked down at her shoes. "Yes it is, Professor."
"Then you two will come with me."
As Draco, Deena, and Professor Snape walked out of the Great Hall, Deena could see Crystal give her a sympathetic look. Everyone else was now buzzing excitedly again.
They walked into the entrance hall, and Deena could see that they were heading for some stairs leading down at the other end.
"I am Professor Snape," the man said, looking at Deena. "I am head of Slytherin house, and I teach Potions. It is unfortunate that I had to see such a scene just as I was about to talk to you." Deena turned red sheepishly. "But no matter. I won't take any points off your house just for that."
Deena looked up at him relieved. "You won't?"
"No," he said. "I won't. However, Professor Dumbledore seems to think that you two could get along. He has assigned Draco Malfoy to be your guide at Hogwarts, and show you around." Now he turned to Draco. "Show her where Slytherin house common room and dorms are, all classes, the library, everything. Tomorrow you shall get your schedules."
Deena realized she had her mouth open, and quickly shut it again. "Who is Crystal's guide?"
"Pansy Parkinson."
As he walked off, back to the Great Hall, Draco said, "Boy, I feel sorry for Crystal. Pansy Parkinson looks like a bulldog. I hate her. She thinks I'm her future husband."
Deena found herself laughing at this, no matter how hard she tried not to. For all his charming ways with women, Draco was also funny.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- Hours later, Deena lay on her bed, thinking about the day's strange events. But particularly one incident that was still fresh in her mind- Why in the hell had that creep kissed her? One minute, he had been acting like an insensitive bastard, the next he was kissing her. What the fuck was up with that?!
After thinking about it some more, she realized that the kiss had been perfect, unlike the rest of the things Draco had done that day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- I'll leave you at a cliffhanger. You'll have to wait for a couple of days until chapter 4 is up. In the meantime, please R/R!
Summary: This is part of the series Mayhem at Hogwarts. This story is about two evil faeries, their two vampire friends, and their adventures at Hogwarts. It is rated R for some violence, and sexual innuendo (we do not go into detail, so don't get your hopes up.) Please no flames, we're poor little souls.
Chapter 3 Love is Strange
Harry was now staring at Deena and Crystal with loathing. They were sitting at the Slytherin table talking and laughing, with MALFOY, of all people! How could they just be friends with Malfoy?
"Malfoy," said Ron with contempt. "He gets all the women."
Hermione, in an angry tone, said, "So you think we're just objects to be traded, is that it?"
"No, no, no," said Ron quickly. "What I meant was-"
"Save it," said Hermione. And with that she ran out of the dining hall in tears.
"Jealous much?" said Ron.
"Maybe she has PMS," suggested Harry.
Ginny, who had been sitting next to Harry all this time, but had kept quiet, now spoke. "So you think PMS is just something you can blame all girls' "sudden" (she used two fingers to signify quote and unquote around sudden) outbursts on. Well, let me tell you this- you don't know the first thing about PMS. And I think Hermione has a point."
Ron and Harry both turned to look at her, shocked.
"Women," said Harry, shaking his head.
The food suddenly appeared on the golden plates and goblets in front of them.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- "Did I mention you look especially lovely tonight, Deena?" said Draco Malfoy for about the tenth time.
"Yes, thank you, Draco," said Deena exasperatedly. "You've said it about a million times. And if you say it one more time, I am going to smack you."
Draco grinned to himself. She was something. Something about her just made him want to kiss her. He was falling in love. But here was the big question: Did she feel the same way? He tried to think of some other pick up lines. "You know, I would have thought you would be tired."
"Why would I be tired?" asked Deena.
"Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"That's great- did you come up with that all on your own?"
"Yeah," he said proudly, not detecting the sarcasm in her voice. "Because you're so beautiful."
"That's IT!" shouted Deena. "I can't take it anymore!"
Everyone at the table stopped their own conversations, and turned to look at her. But Deena didn't care. "I hate when guys do this! It drives me crazy. Why can't you hit on Crystal? She likes it."
Crystal was mouthing, "Me? What did I do?" soundlessly.
"Shhh," said Draco. "You're making a scene."
"I don't CARE!"
Now everyone in the hall was looking at her, even the teachers.
Draco saw Professor Snape coming down from the head table and heading toward them. "Shut up," he said, talking between his gritted teeth. This was a big mistake.
"No, YOU shut up! I have had enough with you! GOOD-BYE!"
And she started to get up, only to bump into a teacher with greasy black hair.
"Is there a problem here?" he asked, looking between her and Draco.
"No, sir," she said. "We were just.talking. Isn't that right, Draco?"
"That's right, Professor," Draco drawled.
But Professor Snape was unconvinced. "Talking? That's not what I saw. I saw you yelling at Mr. Malfoy here."
"Sir, it was all my fault," said Draco. "I was giving her unwanted attention."
He turned to Deena again. "Ms. Mancha, is this true?"
Deena looked down at her shoes. "Yes it is, Professor."
"Then you two will come with me."
As Draco, Deena, and Professor Snape walked out of the Great Hall, Deena could see Crystal give her a sympathetic look. Everyone else was now buzzing excitedly again.
They walked into the entrance hall, and Deena could see that they were heading for some stairs leading down at the other end.
"I am Professor Snape," the man said, looking at Deena. "I am head of Slytherin house, and I teach Potions. It is unfortunate that I had to see such a scene just as I was about to talk to you." Deena turned red sheepishly. "But no matter. I won't take any points off your house just for that."
Deena looked up at him relieved. "You won't?"
"No," he said. "I won't. However, Professor Dumbledore seems to think that you two could get along. He has assigned Draco Malfoy to be your guide at Hogwarts, and show you around." Now he turned to Draco. "Show her where Slytherin house common room and dorms are, all classes, the library, everything. Tomorrow you shall get your schedules."
Deena realized she had her mouth open, and quickly shut it again. "Who is Crystal's guide?"
"Pansy Parkinson."
As he walked off, back to the Great Hall, Draco said, "Boy, I feel sorry for Crystal. Pansy Parkinson looks like a bulldog. I hate her. She thinks I'm her future husband."
Deena found herself laughing at this, no matter how hard she tried not to. For all his charming ways with women, Draco was also funny.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- Hours later, Deena lay on her bed, thinking about the day's strange events. But particularly one incident that was still fresh in her mind- Why in the hell had that creep kissed her? One minute, he had been acting like an insensitive bastard, the next he was kissing her. What the fuck was up with that?!
After thinking about it some more, she realized that the kiss had been perfect, unlike the rest of the things Draco had done that day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- I'll leave you at a cliffhanger. You'll have to wait for a couple of days until chapter 4 is up. In the meantime, please R/R!