Hi guys, chapter eight is up, and other wise you wouldn't be reading this I guess. My last two chapters have been a little short I guess. Never mind. Thanks for the reviews. I had an idea while I was posting a really weird fic, when I think that a fiction that I have written, I am going to call it a 'drunk fic' cause it reads like I was drunk when I wrote it cause it's so weird, now my Hyrule Club Seven fic was a drunk fic cause it was so short and weird. Is there already a term for that, if so please tell me.
"Move now" One of the surrounding guards said roughly, the distaste present in his voice, he jerked his weapon into my back "Go"
"I'm going, I'm going" I tried to sound as steady as possible but I was a little afraid of a lot of Zora guards, especially when my arrows were so far away on my back, and they pushed my backpack into my back, which was a little painful
"Where are we going?" Lucy hissed
"The throne room, at least that's what they said we were doing, but you know...Zoras have a nasty habit of LYING to people they don't like" Link said back annoyed "They could be taking us anywhere, humph, I wouldn't be surprised if they fed us to Jabu-Jabu"
"What the f***'s a Jabu-Jabu?" Lucy asked
"It's a fish god thing" I supplied, Link looked at little tense, maybe worried that King Zora might want him to marry another daughter
Around us the Zora people chattered in their native tongue, while in the lagoon, the ordinary people looked up, their faces holding nearly every emotion, amusement, hatred, disgust, fear. Every emotion that shows that a person doesn't like you very much.
When we reached the stairs leading up to the throne room, the guards took Lucy's sword away and my arrows and bow, luckily they didn't think the things in my backpack were very useful, so they left it with me, and Link's seemingly endless pocket fillers. We were stood for about five minutes while he emptied out his pockets (does he even have pockets?), longshot, ocarina, rupees, arrows, magic, megaton hammer, three swords, compass, gold and silver scales, maps, masks and everything else he carried on his journeys. I made sure my bag was in tact then threw it on my back again.
"Show respect when you're in here" The head guard said roughly "Or you'll find out how painful our weapons are" he grinned, "You boys are in deep trouble"
"Boys?" we repeated
"Excuse me~" I began but Link threw his hand over my mouth
"Yep, we're all boys, and we're in deep trouble" he smiled, he whispered in my ear, "If they think you're boys then we might only have to defeat someone in savage combat ok? If you're girls, well, I'm not sure what Zoras do to young girls who aren't their own"
I shut up; Lucy had heard that too and done the same. I wasn't sure what that meant but I had a pretty good idea, or should I say bad. I understood why they thought we were boys, our clothes covered up our breasts, and in Hyrule a lot of guys had long hair.
We got a shove in our backs to start walking up the steps. God, those steps were high. In the game Link can run them in a bout five seconds, but noooooo, the real life ones just had to be longer didn't they, sometimes I think those three goddesses did it to spite me. We climbed for what seemed like forever, and were really out of breath when we reached the top.
"IyiYIhyslisIkjkuouoou" the head guard announced (I can't be bothered with this so I'll dub it) "Your Highness, we have caught three spies at our borderline"
"Were we at the borderline?" Lucy asked
"I don't think so" I replied, "I think they're embarrassed we got in"
"They had weapons on them" the guard continued "So we believe they are assassins sent to murder us while we sleep"
"These are serious offences" King Zora boomed, I got a good look at him as the crowds in the room parted, a fat fish sat on the center of a ledge. The head guard was standing on the speaking platform to address him "Link, former protector of our realm and formally engaged to my daughter the Princess Ruto, I cannot believe you would be so foolish, as to sneak into my territory and expect no punishment"
"We weren't actually going to get caught but~" Link was cut off
"SILENCE" King Zora cried, "The law in our territory is clear, all violators not of our race shall be executed"
"Executed?" I squeaked
Link nudged me "Shut up and act like a man"
"But I'm a girl!" I hissed
"They don't know that" he replied
"The three of you shall be executed tomorrow at midday, in front of Lord Jabu-Jabu" King Zora decreed
"Hey" Lucy cried "You can't do that, I mean we have rights, and one of them is too a fair trial"
"We don't care" a Zora near us, said nastily "Too many of us have died against you, any deaths of you people are welcome"
"But that's unfair" Lucy protested
"Silence" roared King Zora, his flab wobbling menacingly "You will be killed, and your torsos hung from the nearest tree in the field, to warn others of their fate in our territory" the crowd clapped approvingly
"Not very original are they?" Lucy murmured
"Take them to a holding cell" King Zora flapped his hand at the guards
I flipped then "Wait!" I made a dash to the speaking platform; Lucy came right behind me "You can't do this! We won't be executed"
We flew at king Zora with all our might and started to hit him wildly, we must have looked stupid, but we didn't care. We weren't going to die. We couldn't, not yet. I heard all the guards cry and run at us as well. Rough hands pulled me off the King and wrestled me to the floor. I bit, screamed, spat and kicked with all of my strength. No doubt Lucy was too.
"Get them controlled" I heard King Zora cried
Even more weight piled on top of me, and still I fought it. I was getting more frustrated now, it made my movements have more impact as I hit a very, very, very vulnerable spot of one Zora and a uncomfortable one on another. I swore at every opportunity I had to catch my breath, then struggled again. Suddenly I felt a pair of hands grab round my chest.
"Busted" I gasped as I heard a cry of surprise "Pervert!" I screamed and kicked him in the nose
"A woman?" I heard someone cry
I began to squirm more violently as my embarrassment grew. Now that pervert had blown my cover, and probably Lucy's was gone now too. I was getting tired too. I was slowing down, and each attack took even more out of me. Even more Zoras piled onto me and held me fast, the game was up.
"Oh s***" I whined
"You too huh?" Lucy was being held on the floor near me
"Never in my life have I tolerated such insolence" King Zora huffed "And by two women indeed. Since no woman apart from Gerudos have ever done this to me, we shall have to think up a new punishment"
"Here it comes" Lucy muttered
"Don't speak" a Zora told her roughly
"The new punishment shall be" King Zora paused dramatically "Death"
"That's the new punishment?" I called "Weren't we already doing that anyway?"
A Zora whispered in the Kings ear.
"Ah yes" he smiled "That would be too easy. The new punishment shall be, to jump off the waterfall, dressed in ceremonial robes, iron chains at their feet with a cannon ball at the end of them"
"That's even worse than before" Lucy muttered
"Take them to a cell somewhere" King Zora waved his hand absently, and we were dragged up to join Link again and to find a holding cell. Jokes on them, I thought absently, Zoras domain doesn't have cells.
I was definitely wrong.
We were being taken even further under the ground than the lake was. Obviously the game had skipped a few details. Or it had got the mega expansion pack. The hallway seemed to go on forever, ever so often a Zora would pass our 'bodyguards' and us or we'd pass a door.
Eventually we reached a coral door, this time they took my back pack, and were thrown inside. The room was breathtakingly beautiful, even for a cell. A mini waterfall fell off a platform in the corner, a pool was in the middle and small coral reefs were dotted around.
"They know how to treat guests," I said sitting on a coral as the door was slammed.
"Sure do" Lucy agreed, "It's so pretty for a cell"
"You idiots" Link hissed
"What?" we replied in shock
"Can't you for once do what you're told?" he stood at the door with his fists clenched, I had a horrible feeling he was going to shout.
"What do you mean?" Lucy asked, "We had to stand up for ourselves, anyway, look at the cell we got"
"You know what this is?" his voice was getting a bit hysterical "This" he waved his arms at the room and kicked the floor "This, is the sacrifice chamber!"
"The what?" I asked sickly
"The sacrifice chamber!" he screamed, "As in where sacrifices are kept before they are killed!"
"Uh oh" Lucy breathed
"Yes! Uh oh! Your little display bought you the punishment of being killed for Jabu-Jabu you idiots! Didn't you hear the 'ceremonial robe' part? You're jumping off the waterfall that we fought to get through!"
"We were going to be killed anyway" I stood up and went to stand in front of him "Don't blame us, at least we did something for ourselves instead of just standing there"
"I was planning our escape!" he screamed at me
"Well, why didn't you say so?" I shouted back
"HOW THE HELL COULD I IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE POPULATION?"
"Calm down" Lucy said
"NO" we shouted at her
"Fine" Lucy muttered
"Now listen to me" I said, "It was not our fault Link, we have never been heroes before! It was you who got us here"
"You wanted to come" he replied
"Yeah well"
"I don't care if you die tomorrow!" Link shouted "IT"S YOUR FAULT WHAT HAPPENS"
"WHY DON"T YOU P*** OFF" I screamed in frustration
He slapped me.
Hard.
"Oh no" I heard Lucy say softly
I felt the anger being replaced by shock and the pain of my cheek.
"You hit me?" I whispered looking at the floor "You hit me"
"I...I didn't mean to" he replied in shock "It...it...was an accident"
I felt my eyes begin to water.
"Are you alright?" Lucy asked
I turned away briskly "Yeah. Fine" I walked calmly to the other side of the cell and lay down on the floor, facing away from the others "What a jerk"
I still felt my tears well up.
I heard the other two talking quietly.
"How could you?" I heard Lucy hiss quietly
"I didn't mean too"
"Oh, your hand just slipped did it?"
"No...I...I was angry"
"She's about to die!" I heard Lucy squeal, "Do you think, on the night before she dies, she wants to be slapped?"
"No. But it was partly her fault"
"If you hadn't started to shout then maybe she wouldn't have gotten angry"
"You two messed the whole thing up"
I heard a slap as Lucy slapped him.
"Silly boy" she said disapprovingly
"What was that for?"
"For slapping my friend, and this" she slapped him again "for not telling us the plan before all this started" she retorted
"Ouch"
"Tomorrow we go to die" she said solemnly "We don't want the group being split up"
"Too late"
"Tomorrow, you say you're sorry, we smooth this over and we get out of this place before we die"
"This, is going to take a lot of smoothing over," Link said
"You better believe it. Wait till I tell Zelda she's got a thing for a woman hitter"
"I don't hit girls...well, except for your friend there...and the Gerudos"
"We'd better get some sleep, and you can think about what you've done" I heard them lie down on the other side of the room, I closed my eyes and thought.
Oh my god, HE HIT ME! Boo hoo hoo. Yes, I can write in a part about hitting him back now WOHOO. What do you think? And the Zora ppl know our secret, and we're going to be sacrificed. HOW EXCITING! Looking back, this is a drunken chapter. *lol*
"Move now" One of the surrounding guards said roughly, the distaste present in his voice, he jerked his weapon into my back "Go"
"I'm going, I'm going" I tried to sound as steady as possible but I was a little afraid of a lot of Zora guards, especially when my arrows were so far away on my back, and they pushed my backpack into my back, which was a little painful
"Where are we going?" Lucy hissed
"The throne room, at least that's what they said we were doing, but you know...Zoras have a nasty habit of LYING to people they don't like" Link said back annoyed "They could be taking us anywhere, humph, I wouldn't be surprised if they fed us to Jabu-Jabu"
"What the f***'s a Jabu-Jabu?" Lucy asked
"It's a fish god thing" I supplied, Link looked at little tense, maybe worried that King Zora might want him to marry another daughter
Around us the Zora people chattered in their native tongue, while in the lagoon, the ordinary people looked up, their faces holding nearly every emotion, amusement, hatred, disgust, fear. Every emotion that shows that a person doesn't like you very much.
When we reached the stairs leading up to the throne room, the guards took Lucy's sword away and my arrows and bow, luckily they didn't think the things in my backpack were very useful, so they left it with me, and Link's seemingly endless pocket fillers. We were stood for about five minutes while he emptied out his pockets (does he even have pockets?), longshot, ocarina, rupees, arrows, magic, megaton hammer, three swords, compass, gold and silver scales, maps, masks and everything else he carried on his journeys. I made sure my bag was in tact then threw it on my back again.
"Show respect when you're in here" The head guard said roughly "Or you'll find out how painful our weapons are" he grinned, "You boys are in deep trouble"
"Boys?" we repeated
"Excuse me~" I began but Link threw his hand over my mouth
"Yep, we're all boys, and we're in deep trouble" he smiled, he whispered in my ear, "If they think you're boys then we might only have to defeat someone in savage combat ok? If you're girls, well, I'm not sure what Zoras do to young girls who aren't their own"
I shut up; Lucy had heard that too and done the same. I wasn't sure what that meant but I had a pretty good idea, or should I say bad. I understood why they thought we were boys, our clothes covered up our breasts, and in Hyrule a lot of guys had long hair.
We got a shove in our backs to start walking up the steps. God, those steps were high. In the game Link can run them in a bout five seconds, but noooooo, the real life ones just had to be longer didn't they, sometimes I think those three goddesses did it to spite me. We climbed for what seemed like forever, and were really out of breath when we reached the top.
"IyiYIhyslisIkjkuouoou" the head guard announced (I can't be bothered with this so I'll dub it) "Your Highness, we have caught three spies at our borderline"
"Were we at the borderline?" Lucy asked
"I don't think so" I replied, "I think they're embarrassed we got in"
"They had weapons on them" the guard continued "So we believe they are assassins sent to murder us while we sleep"
"These are serious offences" King Zora boomed, I got a good look at him as the crowds in the room parted, a fat fish sat on the center of a ledge. The head guard was standing on the speaking platform to address him "Link, former protector of our realm and formally engaged to my daughter the Princess Ruto, I cannot believe you would be so foolish, as to sneak into my territory and expect no punishment"
"We weren't actually going to get caught but~" Link was cut off
"SILENCE" King Zora cried, "The law in our territory is clear, all violators not of our race shall be executed"
"Executed?" I squeaked
Link nudged me "Shut up and act like a man"
"But I'm a girl!" I hissed
"They don't know that" he replied
"The three of you shall be executed tomorrow at midday, in front of Lord Jabu-Jabu" King Zora decreed
"Hey" Lucy cried "You can't do that, I mean we have rights, and one of them is too a fair trial"
"We don't care" a Zora near us, said nastily "Too many of us have died against you, any deaths of you people are welcome"
"But that's unfair" Lucy protested
"Silence" roared King Zora, his flab wobbling menacingly "You will be killed, and your torsos hung from the nearest tree in the field, to warn others of their fate in our territory" the crowd clapped approvingly
"Not very original are they?" Lucy murmured
"Take them to a holding cell" King Zora flapped his hand at the guards
I flipped then "Wait!" I made a dash to the speaking platform; Lucy came right behind me "You can't do this! We won't be executed"
We flew at king Zora with all our might and started to hit him wildly, we must have looked stupid, but we didn't care. We weren't going to die. We couldn't, not yet. I heard all the guards cry and run at us as well. Rough hands pulled me off the King and wrestled me to the floor. I bit, screamed, spat and kicked with all of my strength. No doubt Lucy was too.
"Get them controlled" I heard King Zora cried
Even more weight piled on top of me, and still I fought it. I was getting more frustrated now, it made my movements have more impact as I hit a very, very, very vulnerable spot of one Zora and a uncomfortable one on another. I swore at every opportunity I had to catch my breath, then struggled again. Suddenly I felt a pair of hands grab round my chest.
"Busted" I gasped as I heard a cry of surprise "Pervert!" I screamed and kicked him in the nose
"A woman?" I heard someone cry
I began to squirm more violently as my embarrassment grew. Now that pervert had blown my cover, and probably Lucy's was gone now too. I was getting tired too. I was slowing down, and each attack took even more out of me. Even more Zoras piled onto me and held me fast, the game was up.
"Oh s***" I whined
"You too huh?" Lucy was being held on the floor near me
"Never in my life have I tolerated such insolence" King Zora huffed "And by two women indeed. Since no woman apart from Gerudos have ever done this to me, we shall have to think up a new punishment"
"Here it comes" Lucy muttered
"Don't speak" a Zora told her roughly
"The new punishment shall be" King Zora paused dramatically "Death"
"That's the new punishment?" I called "Weren't we already doing that anyway?"
A Zora whispered in the Kings ear.
"Ah yes" he smiled "That would be too easy. The new punishment shall be, to jump off the waterfall, dressed in ceremonial robes, iron chains at their feet with a cannon ball at the end of them"
"That's even worse than before" Lucy muttered
"Take them to a cell somewhere" King Zora waved his hand absently, and we were dragged up to join Link again and to find a holding cell. Jokes on them, I thought absently, Zoras domain doesn't have cells.
I was definitely wrong.
We were being taken even further under the ground than the lake was. Obviously the game had skipped a few details. Or it had got the mega expansion pack. The hallway seemed to go on forever, ever so often a Zora would pass our 'bodyguards' and us or we'd pass a door.
Eventually we reached a coral door, this time they took my back pack, and were thrown inside. The room was breathtakingly beautiful, even for a cell. A mini waterfall fell off a platform in the corner, a pool was in the middle and small coral reefs were dotted around.
"They know how to treat guests," I said sitting on a coral as the door was slammed.
"Sure do" Lucy agreed, "It's so pretty for a cell"
"You idiots" Link hissed
"What?" we replied in shock
"Can't you for once do what you're told?" he stood at the door with his fists clenched, I had a horrible feeling he was going to shout.
"What do you mean?" Lucy asked, "We had to stand up for ourselves, anyway, look at the cell we got"
"You know what this is?" his voice was getting a bit hysterical "This" he waved his arms at the room and kicked the floor "This, is the sacrifice chamber!"
"The what?" I asked sickly
"The sacrifice chamber!" he screamed, "As in where sacrifices are kept before they are killed!"
"Uh oh" Lucy breathed
"Yes! Uh oh! Your little display bought you the punishment of being killed for Jabu-Jabu you idiots! Didn't you hear the 'ceremonial robe' part? You're jumping off the waterfall that we fought to get through!"
"We were going to be killed anyway" I stood up and went to stand in front of him "Don't blame us, at least we did something for ourselves instead of just standing there"
"I was planning our escape!" he screamed at me
"Well, why didn't you say so?" I shouted back
"HOW THE HELL COULD I IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE POPULATION?"
"Calm down" Lucy said
"NO" we shouted at her
"Fine" Lucy muttered
"Now listen to me" I said, "It was not our fault Link, we have never been heroes before! It was you who got us here"
"You wanted to come" he replied
"Yeah well"
"I don't care if you die tomorrow!" Link shouted "IT"S YOUR FAULT WHAT HAPPENS"
"WHY DON"T YOU P*** OFF" I screamed in frustration
He slapped me.
Hard.
"Oh no" I heard Lucy say softly
I felt the anger being replaced by shock and the pain of my cheek.
"You hit me?" I whispered looking at the floor "You hit me"
"I...I didn't mean to" he replied in shock "It...it...was an accident"
I felt my eyes begin to water.
"Are you alright?" Lucy asked
I turned away briskly "Yeah. Fine" I walked calmly to the other side of the cell and lay down on the floor, facing away from the others "What a jerk"
I still felt my tears well up.
I heard the other two talking quietly.
"How could you?" I heard Lucy hiss quietly
"I didn't mean too"
"Oh, your hand just slipped did it?"
"No...I...I was angry"
"She's about to die!" I heard Lucy squeal, "Do you think, on the night before she dies, she wants to be slapped?"
"No. But it was partly her fault"
"If you hadn't started to shout then maybe she wouldn't have gotten angry"
"You two messed the whole thing up"
I heard a slap as Lucy slapped him.
"Silly boy" she said disapprovingly
"What was that for?"
"For slapping my friend, and this" she slapped him again "for not telling us the plan before all this started" she retorted
"Ouch"
"Tomorrow we go to die" she said solemnly "We don't want the group being split up"
"Too late"
"Tomorrow, you say you're sorry, we smooth this over and we get out of this place before we die"
"This, is going to take a lot of smoothing over," Link said
"You better believe it. Wait till I tell Zelda she's got a thing for a woman hitter"
"I don't hit girls...well, except for your friend there...and the Gerudos"
"We'd better get some sleep, and you can think about what you've done" I heard them lie down on the other side of the room, I closed my eyes and thought.
Oh my god, HE HIT ME! Boo hoo hoo. Yes, I can write in a part about hitting him back now WOHOO. What do you think? And the Zora ppl know our secret, and we're going to be sacrificed. HOW EXCITING! Looking back, this is a drunken chapter. *lol*