So here it is, the next chapter can't remember what number since it's all blurring together now. Anyway, last time we were at the ranch and our boy Link was flirting, honestly! So now after a good rest we're finally heading over to Gerudo Valley. Fun!
"Bye Guys See You Later!" we screamed at Malon, Talon and Ingo as we rode away on three horses.
Malon had gladly lent us two fine, strong, barely trained horses. Sure they were a little wild and never listened to what they were told but hey! Beats walking.
Who the heck am I kidding?
They bit, they kick, every thing to keep us from putting a saddle on them. Luckily, Link did it all...I think he has a broken rib.
"B***** hell!" Lucy screamed as her horse galloped past, she was almost slipping off the saddle
"Your doing great!" Link called as he flew past me after Lucy, who was disappearing over the hill with great gusto, or rather the horse was "You're a natural Lucy!" he screamed
"If I were a natural would I say this? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came the reply from round a bend
Luckily I had been on a horse when I was younger, until I fell off. I had had a few lessons so I wasn't too bad to remember to sit still while your horse crapped beneath you.
I was at a steady trot, Link at a steady canter, and Lucy...well, let's just say she was a little faster.
"Wow!" Link galloped after Lucy "Your going even faster than my top speed! HOW ABOUT A RACE?"
"F*** YOU"
@I'M COMING TO GET YOU!@ he cried @Back in a sec@ he called back to me
@Take your time@ I grinned as he sped off to rescue my friend
The field was huge, I mean, in the game it's like, whoa it's taken me, what? The whole of five minutes to get round this field? We had been riding for an hour and we hadn't even gone over the hill that goes down to the start of Gerudo valley, well, Lucy had.
I hadn't noticed but it suddenly hit me we had no weapons anymore. Being a bit dense, I hadn't realised the big, heavy quiver had gone taking the bow with it. Link was fine, he was peachy. With his handy pocket sized ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Breathe, ok, breathe, it's not your fault. You can find a rock to defend yourself with. Or this horse will do.
I had a daydream about 'Horse Woman'! ^_^ with her steed of iron, she will trample you with her horse, and kick, you and bite you and roll on you UNTIL YOU ARE FINISHED!!!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha...yeah...
@Hello? Anybody home?@ Link had come back, he had Lucy's horse's reins in his hand and Lucy was slumped over her horses neck.
@Never...I will never...do that...again...I am...pooped@ Lucy panted
@They were about to jump into the canyon when I caught up with them@ Link supplied @Lucy for them I am a master horse man@
I pushed him and he fell out of his saddle, his leg caught in the stirrup he was being slowly dragged along. Epona looked down at him, she had a quizzical look on her face.
@Probably wondering whether to pee on you or not@ Lucy smiled down at him
@P*** off@
@I'd worry about getting p***ed on@ I suppressed a fit of the giggles and looked ahead and galloped onto the canyon.
he he he Linky Poo is gonna get pooed on ha ha ha. So this chapter was a little short I'll try and get a longer one up bye!
"Bye Guys See You Later!" we screamed at Malon, Talon and Ingo as we rode away on three horses.
Malon had gladly lent us two fine, strong, barely trained horses. Sure they were a little wild and never listened to what they were told but hey! Beats walking.
Who the heck am I kidding?
They bit, they kick, every thing to keep us from putting a saddle on them. Luckily, Link did it all...I think he has a broken rib.
"B***** hell!" Lucy screamed as her horse galloped past, she was almost slipping off the saddle
"Your doing great!" Link called as he flew past me after Lucy, who was disappearing over the hill with great gusto, or rather the horse was "You're a natural Lucy!" he screamed
"If I were a natural would I say this? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came the reply from round a bend
Luckily I had been on a horse when I was younger, until I fell off. I had had a few lessons so I wasn't too bad to remember to sit still while your horse crapped beneath you.
I was at a steady trot, Link at a steady canter, and Lucy...well, let's just say she was a little faster.
"Wow!" Link galloped after Lucy "Your going even faster than my top speed! HOW ABOUT A RACE?"
"F*** YOU"
@I'M COMING TO GET YOU!@ he cried @Back in a sec@ he called back to me
@Take your time@ I grinned as he sped off to rescue my friend
The field was huge, I mean, in the game it's like, whoa it's taken me, what? The whole of five minutes to get round this field? We had been riding for an hour and we hadn't even gone over the hill that goes down to the start of Gerudo valley, well, Lucy had.
I hadn't noticed but it suddenly hit me we had no weapons anymore. Being a bit dense, I hadn't realised the big, heavy quiver had gone taking the bow with it. Link was fine, he was peachy. With his handy pocket sized ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Breathe, ok, breathe, it's not your fault. You can find a rock to defend yourself with. Or this horse will do.
I had a daydream about 'Horse Woman'! ^_^ with her steed of iron, she will trample you with her horse, and kick, you and bite you and roll on you UNTIL YOU ARE FINISHED!!!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha...yeah...
@Hello? Anybody home?@ Link had come back, he had Lucy's horse's reins in his hand and Lucy was slumped over her horses neck.
@Never...I will never...do that...again...I am...pooped@ Lucy panted
@They were about to jump into the canyon when I caught up with them@ Link supplied @Lucy for them I am a master horse man@
I pushed him and he fell out of his saddle, his leg caught in the stirrup he was being slowly dragged along. Epona looked down at him, she had a quizzical look on her face.
@Probably wondering whether to pee on you or not@ Lucy smiled down at him
@P*** off@
@I'd worry about getting p***ed on@ I suppressed a fit of the giggles and looked ahead and galloped onto the canyon.
he he he Linky Poo is gonna get pooed on ha ha ha. So this chapter was a little short I'll try and get a longer one up bye!