A Day in the Life of Yugi and Yami
By: Saturn
AN- Well, here I am with more insanity. A major thank you to all the ppls who took the time to read my work, and even more who took more time to review!! Just a little note, this fic is based upon the dub and is making fun of the way the characters are portrayed there. If I did own Yugioh, this would be an episode. Ok now I'm done with serious stuff. On with the madness!!
Short three
A Little Fiber can be Bad For You
Ah, what a beautiful morning, Yami thought as he trudged downstairs to the kitchen. He had heard his aibou get up earlier, but Yami kept sleeping in. In the kitchen, Yugi had just finished with his own breakfast. "Morning Yami. I was just going to do some laundry downstairs." Yugi chirped happily. Yami grumbled a good morning and went to boil water for coffee. Yugi stopped by the stairs, "By the way Yami, I'm gonna listen to music, so you'll have to come downstairs if you want something," And with that, Yugi bounded down the stairs. Yami poured his coffee and added a touch of cream. Taking a sip, Yami opened the cupboards, looking for cereal. Yami found a box and groggily poured a bowl, not bothering to look at the label. Bringing his coffee and cereal to the table, Yami sat and began to eat. Unbeknownst to Yami, the cereal's name was Bran-O's.
After breakfast, Yami went upstairs and changed into his clothes. Just as he was pulling socks onto his feet, Yami felt a surge of gastrointestinal pain. Now feeling the need to, Yami sprinted for the bathroom. Quickly yanking down his pants, Yami just made it to the toilet as he shit his brains out. (AN- Goodness, that was blunt wasn't it?) Yami, feeling extremely relieved reached out for toilet paper.and found nothing!! Not even an empty roll! Yami stared, dumbfounded and then shouted, "YUGI!!" But then Yugi's words echoed in his head. ".I'm gonna listen to music.you'll have to come downstairs." Dread filled in Yami as he frantically looked for anything paper. A piece of paper, Yami thought frantically, something.a card.my deck!! Yami looked at his deck with shaking hands. "I know," Yami said to himself. "I'll use the heart of the cards! Then I'll probably pick Cerebo or some other insanely common card, and I can just get another at the game shop!" Happy with confidence, Yami closed his eyes and pulled a card out of his deck. As Yami opened his eyes, the smile fell from his face and filled with dread. He had drawn the Dark Magician. "Nooo! God why?!" Yami gulped and put the card closer and closer to his rear.
"NNOOO!! NOO!!" Yami bolted upright in bed, sweat drenching his face and clothes. Just a dream, Yami thought, and leaned over to check his deck on the nightstand. In the same place was the Dark Magician. Yami quickly scribbled down a note on the nightstand and laid back down in bed. The note read: 'A little fiber is hazardous to your deck.'
By: Saturn
AN- Well, here I am with more insanity. A major thank you to all the ppls who took the time to read my work, and even more who took more time to review!! Just a little note, this fic is based upon the dub and is making fun of the way the characters are portrayed there. If I did own Yugioh, this would be an episode. Ok now I'm done with serious stuff. On with the madness!!
Short three
A Little Fiber can be Bad For You
Ah, what a beautiful morning, Yami thought as he trudged downstairs to the kitchen. He had heard his aibou get up earlier, but Yami kept sleeping in. In the kitchen, Yugi had just finished with his own breakfast. "Morning Yami. I was just going to do some laundry downstairs." Yugi chirped happily. Yami grumbled a good morning and went to boil water for coffee. Yugi stopped by the stairs, "By the way Yami, I'm gonna listen to music, so you'll have to come downstairs if you want something," And with that, Yugi bounded down the stairs. Yami poured his coffee and added a touch of cream. Taking a sip, Yami opened the cupboards, looking for cereal. Yami found a box and groggily poured a bowl, not bothering to look at the label. Bringing his coffee and cereal to the table, Yami sat and began to eat. Unbeknownst to Yami, the cereal's name was Bran-O's.
After breakfast, Yami went upstairs and changed into his clothes. Just as he was pulling socks onto his feet, Yami felt a surge of gastrointestinal pain. Now feeling the need to, Yami sprinted for the bathroom. Quickly yanking down his pants, Yami just made it to the toilet as he shit his brains out. (AN- Goodness, that was blunt wasn't it?) Yami, feeling extremely relieved reached out for toilet paper.and found nothing!! Not even an empty roll! Yami stared, dumbfounded and then shouted, "YUGI!!" But then Yugi's words echoed in his head. ".I'm gonna listen to music.you'll have to come downstairs." Dread filled in Yami as he frantically looked for anything paper. A piece of paper, Yami thought frantically, something.a card.my deck!! Yami looked at his deck with shaking hands. "I know," Yami said to himself. "I'll use the heart of the cards! Then I'll probably pick Cerebo or some other insanely common card, and I can just get another at the game shop!" Happy with confidence, Yami closed his eyes and pulled a card out of his deck. As Yami opened his eyes, the smile fell from his face and filled with dread. He had drawn the Dark Magician. "Nooo! God why?!" Yami gulped and put the card closer and closer to his rear.
"NNOOO!! NOO!!" Yami bolted upright in bed, sweat drenching his face and clothes. Just a dream, Yami thought, and leaned over to check his deck on the nightstand. In the same place was the Dark Magician. Yami quickly scribbled down a note on the nightstand and laid back down in bed. The note read: 'A little fiber is hazardous to your deck.'