Pure Insanity – Raven
-The camera fades on and the trio is seen again-
Sarah: …and then one time, Raven..
Felicia: -looking at the clipboard- Uh..Tracey..we have a problem.
Tracey: -nodding, pretending to listen to Sarah who is still rambling on-
Felicia: TRACEY!!
Tracey: -looks at Felicia, snapping out of her daze- ..Huh?
Sarah: -continues to talk, not noticing that no one is listening-
-Felicia pulls Tracey to the other side of the room-
Tracey: What is it?
Felicia: -in a whisper- Take a look at this.
-Tracey takes the clipboard and looks. On it the list of the wrestlers are there.
RVD's name is crossed off, and under it..-
Tracey: RAVEN'S NEXT?!
Sarah: -perks up- ..Raven?
Felicia: -still whispering- I told them not to kidnap him, but..
Tracey: Can't we just—hey, where's Sarah?
-The two girls look and realize she is nowhere to be found, but the door is now open. A muffled scream sounds out and suddenly Sarah walks in, dragging a squirming Raven behind-
Felicia & Tracey: ……
Raven: -muffled- Let me go!
Sarah: -beaming- I made a bible for you!
Raven, Felicia, & Tracey: ……
Tracey: -to Raven who is now being bear hugged- ..She's not let out much
-Tracey sighs loudly and with Felicia's help manages to untie Raven, who quickly moves away from Sarah. With a nod between them, Felicia and Tracey quickly tie up Sarah, who fights back but ultimately ends up lying on the ground, arms and legs tied-
Sarah: -squirms- I LOVE YOU!
Raven: -blinks-
Felicia: Excuse our friend Mr..uh..Raven.
Tracey: -nods- She's not well.
Sarah: I HAVE A SHIRT WITH YOU ON IT!
Raven: -ignores her- Let's get this infernal interview over with.
Sarah: -sighs dreamily-
Felicia: Uh..anyway..first question. What's your favorite color? –turns to Tracey- ..That's way too obvious.
Tracey: -shrugs- I didn't even know he was coming, give me a break.
Raven: -annoyed- It's black. The color of the darkness in society's soul.
Tracey & Felicia: -blink-
Sarah: -squeals- So true! So true!
Tracey & Felicia: …….
Tracey: Anyway..erm..
Sarah: -Interrupting- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GO OUT WITH MOLLY?!
Tracey: -groans-
Raven: One day she will be mine.
Tracey: -under breath- Yeah, because you have so many charming qualities.
Felicia: -giggles, as she heard what Tracey said-
Sarah: -didn't hear it- If you decide you don't like her anymore you can have me!! I'm kosher!
Felicia, Tracey, & Raven: ……
Sarah: -beaming- We're only 21 years apart!
Raven: -coughs- Uh..I'll keep that in mind.
Tracey: -to Felicia in a whisper- She can even catch Raven off guard. I think he forgot his big words.
Felicia: -giggles-
Tracey: -sighs and rolls her eyes- Why a raven? Why not a crow?
Raven: -shrugs- A raven signifies the fear and pain that people mistake for happiness. Happiness is a mask to hide the weakness inside.
Tracey & Felicia: -blank look-
Sarah: -sniffs- That was so beautiful.
Tracey: -whispers to Felicia- Did that make sense to you?
Felicia: -shakes head no-
Sarah: I can be a Jewish princess!
Raven: ……..
Felicia: -ignores Sarah- Who do you like working with?
Raven: I'm a loner. Friendship is just an excuse for betrayal. The only person I can trust is myself.
Sarah: YOU CAN TRUST ME!
Felicia: -turns to Tracey- Don't you have a gag?
Tracey: -shakes head no- I don't want her to have the pleasure of having the gag that was gagging Raven.
Sarah: HEY! BITCH!
Felicia: ..I think we'd better rap this up.
Raven: -rolls eyes-
Tracey: All right, then we do word association.
Sarah: MOLLY!
Raven: -takes that as a question- My unholy queen.
Felicia and Tracey: -blinks-
Sarah: SEE!!!
Felicia: -coughs- Vince McMahon.
Raven: A power-hungry mad man who has so much fake admiration it's sickening.
Tracey: Rob Van Dam?
Raven: A surfer-like idiot who has had one two hits in his misshapen head.
Felicia: -rubbing her temples- All right, that's the end of the interview. –under breath- Thank god.
Sarah: -whimpers-
Raven: -stands- It's about time.
-Just as he is about to leave, Sarah breaks her ropes and stands up. Felicia and Tracey stare, mouth gaping, as she chases him out the door, screaming 'RAVEN RAVEN! DON'T GO!'-
Tracey: Next time, make sure he isn't taken.
Felicia: -nods quietly- No problem here. –pauses- ..Shouldn't we help him?
Tracey: Naw. Let her chase him.Maybe she'll get her obsession out of her system.
Felicia: -smirks- Not likely.
Tracey: One could hope.
-Tracey walks over to the camera again and reaches out of view, switching something. Instantly the screen shut off-