Pure Insanity – Ric Flair
A/N: Special thanks to the guest stars…Jenna AKA Crimson Gem, VF AKA Voodoo Fighting Weasel, Aya AKA Hurricane's Sidekick, Kitten AKA Satin Frost, and, of course, Ocy AKA…Ocy. ^__^;
-The camera fades on to show Sarah standing near it, while Felicia unties Tracey, who seems to either have died of have fallen asleep-
Sarah: I'm glad that ghetto guy that past by had sedatives…
Felicia: Wait a second, I thought you gave her water!
Sarah: Uh…oops, forgot to mention that…-innocent smile-
Felicia: O_o Oh my god, you drugged her?
Sarah: …Maybe?
Felicia: SARAH!
Sarah: WHAT! She needed a nap.
Felicia: Tracey! Tracey, wake up! –shakes her-
Tracey: -mumbling- No mommy, I don't want my blankie…
Sarah: Blankie!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Felicia: O_o;;; Tracey? We are not your mommies…
Sarah: -under breath- Thank god…
Felicia: -glares at Sarah before turning back to Tracey- Wake up!
Tracey: -finally opens her eyes groggily- …Whu? Where am I?
Felicia: She's alive!
Sarah: -fake happiness- Woo.
-Felicia gets off her friend and helps her up. Tracey looks dizzily around, confused-
Tracey: Where's Jericho?
Sarah: He left. You scared him away. –smirk-
Tracey: Aw. I wanted to tell him how I know his secret.
Felicia and Sarah: -sighs-
Tracey: SMOOCHY DREAMERS FOREVER! XD
Felicia and Sarah: …
Sarah: -to Felicia- …And why do we hang out with her again?
Felicia: She's the comedy relief.
Sarah: Oh yeah…
Tracey: HEY! Are you two talking about me?
Sarah and Felicia: No!
Tracey: Ohhh. Okay!
Sarah: So, who's next on the list?
Tracey: Ooo, lemme check. –walks a bit shakily to the list, whimpers when she sees Jericho's name crossed off-
Felicia: Next name?
Tracey: Ric Flair! Heehee! WOOO!
Voice (O.S.): WOOOOOO!
Felicia and Sarah: …
Felicia: This is going to be very interesting…
Sarah: -chuckles- When ya can't beat 'em…WOOO!
-Felicia walks outside, and soon she drags in the body of Ric Flair, who seems a bit perky for a guy that's tied up. The minute the ropes are off, he stands up, beaming at the three of them-
Tracey: X_x;;; His smile is blinding me!
Felicia: Uh…hello Mr. Ric Flair..sir…
Ric: -grinning widely- No need to put any mister in front of my name, little lady! –sits down- So! Mind telling me why I'm here? Woooo!
Sarah: -giggles- We're just gonna interview you. Nothing too hard.
Tracey: X_x;;; Can't…see…
Ric: WOOO! Sounds great, sounds great…I love answering questions! But FIRST! I want you three to do a little of my catch phrase! WOOO!
Tracey, Sarah, and Felicia: …
Ric: Come on!
Tracey: WOOO! –beams-
Felicia: …Wooo?
Ric: With passion! WOOOOO!
Felicia: O_o;; -takes a deep breath- WOOO!
Sarah: -ahems- WOOOOOOOOO!
Ric: Now THAT'S a 'Woo'! WOOOO!
Tracey: ^_^;; This is crazy.
Ric: I'll tell you what's crazy! Vince McMahon thinking he can pull a fast one on me! WOOO!
Felicia: Still battling it out?
Ric: He keeps trying to win, but he never does nor will. Wooo! And FURTHERMORE, any sort of threats by him are just useless idle words! Wooo!
Tracey: Pretty confident…
Ric: Why shouldn't I be! I'm Ric Flair! WOOO!
Tracey: Yes, yes you are Ric.
Ric: Everybody loves me! Except, of course, Jericho and all those people…but they have no personality! WOOO!
Tracey: …
Felicia: -to Ric- Jericho's still a soft topic.
Ric: Oooh. Sorry about that! Wooo!
Tracey: …
Felicia: Moving along…
Ric: YES! Woo! So anyway, it's great to be back, it's great!
Felicia: …
Ric: Did you girls see me win at Royal Rumble? Woo! I destroyed him!
Sarah: We heard about it. –glares at Tracey-
Ric: The NWO don't scare me either! Woo! They'll be destroyed and I WILL OWN THE WWF!! MUAHAHAHA!
Sarah, Felicia, and Tracey: O_o
Ric: I mean…Woo.
Sarah, Felicia, and Tracey: Ooh.
Sarah: Arentcha the least bit scared?
Ric: No way! I'm like, 25 and they're all 80!
Felicia: But Mr. Flair, aren't you old…
Tracey: -shushes Felicia- There's some things you don't wanna touch upon.
Felicia: Gotcha.
Ric: -raises brow- You were saying?
Felicia: -innocent look- Nuttin! Just saying that you are...er…definitely gonna win, yeah.
Ric: Oh. Well, of course I'm gonna win! For the fans, I tell ya! –points- Hey, who's that?
-Tracey, Sarah, and Felicia turn to see Jenna standing behind them, stretching slightly with a yawn-
Jenna: Hey everyone.
Felicia: Hey, where'd you come from?
Jenna: Don't ask me, I don't write this thing. –sits down- Anyhow, I'm bored! So I decided to insert myself into the picture!
Sarah: We're in a picture too?
Tracey: Hee, writing fiction, gotta love the insanity.
Ric: O_o; Why are strange people appearing from out of no where?
VF: Like this?! –pops into the picture-
Ric: ACK! O_O
Sarah: It's getting kinda crowded in here…
Ric: Where'd she come from?! –points to VF-
VF: ;D From the magical land of Dudleyville!
Sarah, Tracey, Felicia: o_o;;;
Ric: The what of what of what?
Austin (O.C.): -muffled- WHAT!! WHAT!!!
Tracey: I love power. XD
-Suddenly Kitten, Ocy, and Aya appear outta no where, while Tracey laughs evilly-
Ocy: :D!!! HEY!!
Felicia: …This chapter is a new level of insanity…
Tracey: I know, I just feel like showing off my friends. XD
Ric: This is crazy! I will not stand around while people are appearing out of thin air! Woo!
Ocy: XD THEN SIT DOWN!!
Ric: And why is she frothing at the mouth? O_o
Ocy: I HAD MY SUPER SECRET DRINKY-RECIPE THAT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM!! WANNA TRY?!!
Ric: -backs away- Er, no thanks.
Kitten: Where's Cookie? –pout-
Ric: You want a cookie?
Kitten: Noo..I WANT Cookie.
Ric: -looks utterly confused-
VF: -hops on one foot- I refuse to stop hopping until you interview Spike!
Ocy: OO!! I WANNA PLAY TOO! –hops on one foot-
Felicia: O_o; I think there's too many people here at once.
Aya: Where am I? –blinks and looks around-
Tracey: No worries Aya. XD You're just in one of my fics, see.
Aya: Ooh! Hey! Ric Flair! You have weird hair!
Ric: WHAT!
Austin (O.C.): WHAT!!
Sarah: We're good…only we can make Ric go insane, muahaha.
Ric: -looks around at everyone- I'm going to go now. This insanity is giving me a headache. Woo.
Jenna: You know, Tracey, you can admit you like Raven here…
Tracey: I DON'T LIKE RAVEN! X_x
Jenna: Do too!
Tracey: DO NOT!
Sarah: -giggles- See, there are more of us!
Tracey: SHADDUP YOU! –sniffles and curls up into a ball-
Ric: -quickly leaves before anyone says anything-
Felicia: We better send them back until we get to the right chapters for them…
Tracey: -sniffles and stands- I'm better now. All right, bye everyone!
-All the authors disappear besides VF and Ocy, who are still having their heated hopping on one foot battle-
VF: YOU CAN'T RID YOUR STORY OF US! HA!
Ocy: I LIKE HOPPING!!
Tracey, Felicia, Sarah: …
Felicia: Hey, you're the one who wrote them in…
Tracey: Hee. It's not that bad. Hey Ocy, why don't you make that hyperness drink of doom?
Ocy: OKAY!!! YEEE!!! I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WITH THAT ONE!! WOOOO!!
Felicia: Please, no more woos. I don't think I can take it.
Tracey: Hey, wait a second. Where'd Ric go?
-All of them glance around and see he is gone-
Tracey: I think we scared him off.
Sarah: And this is new because?
VF: YAY!! SPIKE CAN GO THEN!!
Tracey: Actually, the next person will be…
-The camera fades out just before Tracey says who's next. After all, if she told ya, it'd ruin the surprise! XD-