Pure Insanity – Lita
Disclaimer: Since I mentioned them…I don't own LOTR or the TV show Angel…yep…
A/N: Woo.
-The camera fades in to show the usual scene with the bonus of VF and Ocy hopping in the background still. Tracey is sitting cross-legged on a chair, playing with a magic eight ball. Felicia is reclining in yet another chair, looking over the list of wrestlers to interview. Sarah moves into the shot and walked to Tracey, snatching the eight ball from her-
Tracey: HEY!!
Sarah: -shakes ball- Will Raven marry me one day? –looks- No way in hell? What the fuck?!
Tracey: -innocently- The eight ball never lies.
Sarah: BITCH! You must have…sabotaged it! –shakes it again- -reads- …You suck Sarah?!
Tracey: -hmms- Well isn't THAT funny.
Ocy: I WANNA TRY!!!
-Ocy hopes over and grabs it from Sarah-
Ocy: IS CHEESE GREEN?!
-A close up of the eight ball's response. It reads 'Only your cheese, Ocy'-
Ocy: THIS THING IS SO COOL!! XD
Felicia: Let me see that…-takes it from Ocy who whimpers-
Ocy: Aw…
Felicia: -looks down at it- O_o Dude! It says 'I know what you're going to ask Felicia, and the answer is no. You can't own Jeff Hardy.'
VF: Wonders never cease…I mean, who knew all that could fit on that little cube thing inside!
Felicia: Where'd you get this thing?
Tracey: Some weird guy gave it to me on the streets. –shrugs-
Ocy: Ooo! Was it a hobbit?!
Tracey: -blink- What? Er…no.
Ocy: -disappointed- Oh.
VF: Was it Wesley?!
Tracey: -blinks again-W hy would Wesley be giving out eight balls on the streets of Clifton?
VF: -shrugs- He's NICE LIKE THAT!!
Tracey: But he 'lives' in LA.
VF: Well I don't live here either!
Sarah: She's got a point there…
Tracey: …It wasn't him.
VF: Not surprising…he's probably going after FRED!! XD
Sarah: …When did this become an Angel fanfiction?
Tracey: Topic changes are fun, duh.
Sarah: True…
-VF, Sarah, and Tracey all shrug. VF goes back to hopping with Ocy while Sarah and Tracey sit down again-
Sarah: So who's next?
Felicia: -reads- Lita.
Sarah: Who made that list anyway?
Felicia: I wonder that myself.
VF: Apparently someone who should die for not putting Spike first on the list!! –pout-
Tracey: Who cares? As long as it's a list, we will blindly follow. –evil music plays-
Felicia: That sounded…ominous.
Tracey: Oh no, not really…Ocy, stop playing with my 'scary effects' CD!
Ocy: -pout- Aw.
Sarah: Yanno what's really scary?
Tracey: What?
Sarah: Me if T Bond doesn't finish his Molly/Raven story!
Felicia: …That was…random.
Tracey: Hey, Sarah made me put that in this fic. –mumbles-
Felicia: Ahh, I see.
Tracey: Moving along…I'll go get her.
-Tracey walks out of the room and soon comes back with a very annoyed Lita in tow. Tracey takes the gag off her mouth-
Lita: THIS IS KIDNAPPING! I'll sue!
Tracey: You're welcome to do so…but a warning, all you'll get is a box and lint.
Sarah: NOT MY BOX HOUSE!
Tracey: -continues- We're not rich, you know…
Lita: Ugh. What do you people want from me?
Felicia: Just a quick interview…
Lita: So you're telling me that I was tied up for days just so you can have a few minutes of interview time?
Sarah: Well when you put it THAT way…
Lita: -sighs- But, whatever…I'll give you an interview…-sits down- Ask away.
VF: -before anyone else can say anything- DO YOU LIKE SPIKE?!!?!
Lita: -is taken aback- …Who, me?
VF: UH HUH!
Lita: Well I…
VF: I KNEW IT!! XD XD
Lita: But I…
VF: YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!
Lita: Wait a second, I…
VF: YOU GUYS WILL HAVE SUCH CUTE CHILDREN!
Everyone but VF: O_O
Lita: Wha…what?
VF: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Sarah: I think VF has flipped her lid.
VF: NO! THIS IS ME FLIPPING MY LID! –flips a garbage can lid- XD
Ocy: COOL!! I WANNA TRY! –flips a lid- OOOO! :D
Lita: …Are you people retarded or something? O_o;
Tracey: Just those two. –points to Ocy and VF- Oh, and then her. –points to Sarah- Her too. –points to Felicia-
Sarah: YOU SHOULD TALK JERICHO GROUPIE!
Tracey: -ahem- I was just making him comfortable.
Felicia: We had to tie you up.
Tracey: YEAH! BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET ME MAKE HIM ADMIT HE LOVES STEPHANIE!
Lita: Chris loves Stephanie? O_o
Sarah: Oh god…
Tracey: YES! Haven't you seen it, Lita?! HAVEN'T YOU?!
Lita: Well I…
Tracey: I KNEW IT!! SHE SEES IT TOO!
Lita: But I…
Tracey: SEE!! IN YOUR FACES!!!
Lita: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INTERVIEW IS THIS? O_o;
Felicia: …I apologize for Tracey…and VF…everyone, actually…I'm the only normal one…
Tracey: Righhtt…everyone tries to chase Jeff Hardy down through the streets…
Lita: Well actually…
Tracey: Shaddup, Lita.
Lita: Well it's TRUE…
Tracey: -mutters- But anyway...finally to a REAL question. –glares at VF who smiles innocently- How many tattoos do you have?
Lita: Well actually I have…
Ocy: I HAVE TATTOOS!! SEE!! –flashes a temporary tattoo-
Lita: Lovely. I have…
VF: Those are so cool! I want one!
Lita: -annoyed- I have…
Ocy: YEAH!! I LOVE IT!
Lita: THAT'S IT! Lemme at 'um!
-Lita attempts to attack the two hopping interrupters but quickly both Tracey and Felicia hold her back-
Sarah: XD Let her go! This could be fun!
Tracey: SARAH!
Sarah: WHAT! It could!
Ocy: Hey VF?
VF: Yeah Ocy?
Ocy: What do you call a mad Lita?
VF: -beams- What?
Ocy: RED BULL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
VF: -almost falls over in laughter-
All but Ocy and VF: O_o;;;
Lita: …
Tracey: This interview isn't going so well…
Lita: Can I please just kick them or something?
Tracey: I don't know…
Sarah: I'm pretty sure they're an endangered species…
Felicia: …They are certainly one of a kind…
Ocy: WOOO! –giggles and pokes VF-
Lita: Can I go now?
Tracey: We haven't asked you one question…
Lita: Well ask away! Yeesh.
Felicia: How are you and Matt doing…?
Lita: Well we…
VF: SHE LIKES SPIKE, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?!!
Ocy: …WHAT SHE SAID!!
Lita: I do…
VF: YOU WANNA MARRY HIM?! REALLY?!
Lita: URGH!
Sarah: Betcha they'll drive her nuts…
Felicia: No way, I'll lose the bet. –smirks-
Lita: I don't like…
VF: Matt?! Yeah, I don't like him too.
Lita: Actually I…
VF: You don't have to explain, Lita. You don't have to explain.
Lita: Can I go now? PLEASE?
Tracey: -sigh- Yes, you better go. I don't think this is going to go anywhere.
Sarah: There hasn't been an interview that went anywhere…ever.
Tracey: …True…
Lita: I'm outta here.
-The girls watch her leave, grumbling all the way-
Tracey: Well that was…unproductive.
VF: I thought it went well. XD
Tracey: …
Sarah: We need to do Spike soon.
Felicia: -glancing at VF and Ocy- Very soon.
-The camera fades out on them-