Pure Insanity – Edge
Guest People: Digital Tempest (Tiara), Jamie (Eliseth), and Satin Frost (Kitten), plus the ever funny Voodoo Fighting Weasel (VF) and Ocy
A/N: And it keeps movin' along! XD
-The camera turns on to show yet again the obvious people…VF and Ocy hopping still, though both of them have somehow gotten chocolate and are happily eating it. Tracey and Sarah seem to be amusing themselves with a card game, while Felicia continues to play with the eight ball from the Lita chapter-
Felicia: This thing knows what I'm thinking.
Jamie: Of course it does.
-All occupants look up to see Jamie sitting in a whirly-chair that is probably the only expensive thing in the room, a wide grin on her face-
Sarah: Another person? O_o;
Tracey: Why not?
Ocy: JAMIENESS! XD XD
Jamie: Hiya everyone. ^_~
Felicia: She isn't crazy, is she?
Tracey: -coughs- Uh..no...of course not!
Jamie: XD I'm an angel! Really!
Felicia: Nooo…I'm THE ANGEL! :D
Jamie: Grr…darn FF.net name…well…well…I'M ELISETH! YEAH!! XD
All but Jamie: …
Jamie: …What! I am. ;)
Tracey: Yep…anyway, since she's here, I know who's next.
VF: SPIKEY?! XD
Tracey: Nope! Edge!
Jamie: -automatically goes into mark mode- I LOVE EDGE!! HE'S MUH MAN!! XD XD
Ocy and VF: …
Ocy: Edge ish evil. :P
Felicia: -also marking out- YEE! HE'S SO HOT! –wacks Ocy- SHUSH YOU!
Sarah: My vampire? Where? XD
Tracey, Ocy, and VF: …
Jamie: I'z gonna glomp 'um, and love 'um…
VF: -munching on chocolate- And youse say I'm bad, Traceyness.
Jamie: …and eventually f…
Tracey: HEY! PG-13 story here!
Jamie: -pouts-
Ocy: Can I hit him in his big chin? XD
Jamie, Felicia, and Sarah: O_O
Tracey: O_o;; I hope you can hop fast, Ocy…
Sarah: Can we sick the Edge cat on her? –looks at Tracey hopefully-
Tracey: Right…like my cat would move…-smirk-
Sarah: Probably too tired from worshipping to her vampire god.
Tracey, Ocy, and VF: O_o;
Jamie: Let's bring him in!
Tracey: …Do we have to?
Ocy: YEA! LET'S KICK HIS BUTT!
Sarah, Felicia, and Jamie: -glares at Ocy-
Ocy: …Er…or not..^_^;
Tracey: I really should make this a one person show…-shakes head-
VF: Not until SPIKEY! XD
Jamie: Ooo!
-Jamie sees the eight ball on the ground and snatches it up-
Jamie: I LOVE THESE THINGS! XD
Felicia: O_o;
Jamie: Hey, what's this? –reading the ball- 'Oh dear god let me go, I can't take the evilness!' Woah! Cool!
Tracey: You're evil? Wait...what are you thinking?
Jamie: -smiling slyly- Well actually, I'm thinking about…
Tracey: O_o; Never mind, I don't think I want to know.
Jamie: XD
Tracey: God my head hurts. X_X
Jamie: -smiles as she does her little 'imagine this' stance- Come on, Tracey, ya remember…RVD…on the be…
Tracey: -turns red- Shaddup!
Sarah: -grinning- What was that? XD
Tracey: -even redder- Nothing! Nothing at all.
Jamie: -prods further- 'Member the moonsault?
Tracey: JAMIE SHUT THE HELL UP!
Y2J (O.C.): HEY! CATCHPHRASE INFRINGMENT!
Tracey: -gasp- JERICHO!!
-You hear feet running away from the room, and Sarah stops her from running after him-
Tracey: -sniffles- Aw…
Jamie: -continues to grin evilly- Oh, so you want it to be Jericho now?
Tracey: -just glares and sulks- Shaddup you!
Sarah: -smiling innocently- Raven sulks!
Tracey: Start with me and you die. –glare-
Jamie: …You like Raven too?
Tracey: WHAT!
Austin (O.C.): WHAT!!!
Felicia: We really need to do that guy soon…
Tracey: If you only knew how bad that sounded, Felicia…
Felicia: Naw, you've been hanging out with Sarah too long is all!
Jamie: Wait wait, you like Raven?
Tracey: -turning red again- NO!
Jamie: Damn I wouldn't want to see what you do at night! O_o;
Tracey: O_O;; -now is REALLY red- I DON'T…ugh!
Jamie: How many is that now? Three?
Tracey: I DON'T LIKE RAVEN! O_o;;;
Jamie: Then why are you beet red?
Sarah: I KNEW IT!
Tracey: -dying of embarrassment- SHADDUP! I just have a fever…yeah…damn flu…
VF: XD I think that's how anthrax starts!
Ocy: WE'LL HELP YOU! XD
-VF and Ocy physically takes Tracey and out of no where a medical kit appears-
Tracey: O_O SAVE ME!
Sarah: Admit you like Raven!
Tracey: NO!
Sarah: …-smiling- So bring in Edge!
-As VF and Ocy…cough…'cure' Tracey from anthrax, Jamie, Sarah, and Felicia skip off camera and soon come back with Edge in tow. He looks like he's terrified, and is trying to maintain a fetal position even though he's tied up and gagged-
Jamie: You know, for some reason, this makes me very happy. XD
Tracey: -trying to get up- I have to help Edge!
VF: Nono! You need to be CURED! XD
Ocy: Yes! We will CURE YOUSE! XD
Tracey: I don't have anthrax!!!
VF: SURE YA DO! XD
Tracey: Do not! Lemme go!
-As she continues to fight out, Sarah, Felicia, and Jamie seem to be evilly discussing what they were going to do with the…nice situation…-
Jamie: I get 'um first!
Sarah: No! I do!
Felicia: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG! I DO! :D
Jamie: We can share 'um, yanno. I get the hair!
Edge: -muffled- O_o;;;;;; Helf mah!
Jamie: -glomps him- I LOVE YOU!! XD
Edge: O_O;
-The three continue to fight over him, while Tracey still tries to get out of the clutches of VF and Ocy-
Ocy: It doesn't look good, docta. XD
VF: We might have to surgafy her!
Ocy: Yes yes.
Tracey: O_O WHAT!
Austin (O.C.): WHAT!
Tracey: NO! No surgery! GOD no surgery! I DON'T HAVE ANTHRAX!
VF: -confuzzled- Then why were you all red?
Tracey: -blushing- No reason! No reason at all!
Ocy: SEE! There it goes again! ANTHRAX!
Tracey: No! It's not that…It's…
VF and Ocy: -listens intently-
Tracey: God! It's 'coz I like Raven! Now lemme go!
All but Tracey: -stops and stares-
Tracey: -dies- ;_;
Sarah: HA! I KNEW IT!
-There is celebration across the lands…or from all the people that kept bugging her…mother f…-
Jamie: CENSOR! XD
VF: Oh, in that case, by all means! XD –lets her go-
Tracey: -picks up a chair and stand in front of Edge- BACK! BACK DEMONS!
Sarah: Dude, who cares? You like Raven! XD
Tracey: …-unties Edge and gives him the chair- Just kill me. Now.
Edge: O_o;
Tracey: Wait a second, now that I think about it…I don't like Raven! I only said that so VF and Ocy didn't open me up and mess up my insides! XD
All but Tracey: …
Sarah: …Does the admittance still count?
Felicia: -wary- I don't think so…
Sarah: Damnit!
-Celebration stops-
Edge: Are you people crazy? O_o;
VF: -gasp- No, but I bet youse are! VF AND OCY THE PSYCHO-LOGISTS TO THE RESCUE!
Edge: O_O N…no…
Kitten: -pops in outta no where- I'll help! XD
Ocy: YEAY!!
-Kitten, Ocy, and VF seize Edge, who is now whimpering-
Kitten: This is gonna be fun! XD
Felicia: Edge you're so hot..-drool-
Sarah and Jamie: -drool-
Kitten: …I SHALL PET YOUR HAIR NOW! –clings to him-
Edge: ACK! O_o;;;
-Edge tries to run away, but the girls drag him back as Tracey sits on the ground, rocking back and forth, muttering something under her breath.
VF: HE NEEDS A BRAIN SURGERY! XD
Ocy: Yes. Let's trade his brain with Christian! XD
Edge: O_O!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Tiara (O.C.): -booming voice- Nay! You shall not wreck him with such foolishness!
Tracey: -looks around- God? O_o
Tiara (O.C.): -normal voice- No, it's jes me. Don't you dare give anyone Christian's brain! That's torture!
Ocy: Oh. 'Tay, Tiaraness.
Edge: -shaking like a leaf- Please let me go…
Kitten: Aw, no worries…-pets Edge-
Edge: -tries to back away-
Jamie: XD We will take GOOD care of you…
Edge: -finally is freed and runs out like a screaming girl-
All: …
Tracey: You know, interviewing isn't the main objective anymore, is it?
-The seven girls look at each other and shrug-
Sarah: Stories like these don't need plots anyway. XD
Kitten: Well, time to go back to my fic! Call on me any time! –poofs!-
Jamie: Ya, me too. Byebye! –waves and poofs as well-
Tracey: -shakes head- After the thing we put Edge through, I think he'll NEED Kitten's help.
Sarah: -grinning- So Tracey…ya like Raven, huh?
Tracey: -annoyed- I only said that so I didn't die!
All but Tracey: Surrreeee…
Tracey: -glares-
-The camera fades out on the scene…all magically and stuff…-