Pure Insanity – Hurricane
-You know, I should go on strike. I have to explain the damn scene every single time, even though I've explain it every chapter. Why do I need to keep repeating myself? -_- -
Sarah: -floating- Wooahh…I didn't think chill pills worked this fast. O_o;
VF: I iz flying! XD –floatfloat-
Felicia: HEY NARRATOR! Do your job!
Ocy: Hey, why ya talkin' to yourself?
-Ocy, you should kick Sarah's butt!-
Ocy: !!! A voice! In my head!
-That's right...my name is…Bob…Bob the voice-
Ocy: 'Kay, I'll do what ya say! –pokes Sarah-
Sarah: OW!
Ocy: XD Feel the evil.
Tracey: Can you please say the scene before we kill each other?
-Not until you thank me profusely for saying the scenes and big actions so eloquently. XD-
Ocy: Ooo…big word!
Felicia: Tracey, tell your real self to write the scene…we're floating in nothingness here!
Tracey: Er, remember, I'm kinda not able to make me do it. See. –makes me do it- Nothing.
-MUAHAHAHA! XD (insert evil music)-
Sarah: That was a pretty ominous stuff there.
Tracey: OCY! STOP PLAYING WITH MY CD!
Ocy: Aw. –pout-
-I'm going to have fun. Yes. We need a change of...atmosphere…-
Felicia: Okay now that DOES sound ominous.
Ocy: -whimpers- I didn't touch! I swear!
-The scene, huh? The scene is uh…the middle of the squared circle itself…and the wrestlers you have tied up aren't tied up anymore…-
All: O_o;;
-The wrestlers are closing in, ready to get some retribution for the insanity they were forced to be put through…-
Edge: Here's my doctor's bill psychos! –whimpers-
Jericho: I MISSED MY HAIR APPOINTMENT!
Felicia: -to Sarah- I'll say.
Sarah: -snicker-
Tracey: -glare-
Lita: Spike's all over me now! –pushes him away-
Spike: I love you Lita! XD
VF: SPIKEY! Finally!
-But then Spike disappears with a poof!-
VF: -whimpers- NOO!! NOO, I WAS SO CLOSE!! –starts to cry-
Lita: …
Jeff: I lost my favorite hat running from you! –points to Felicia-
Felicia: -swoons- No you didn't, I have it! It's on the head of the dummy I fashioned to look like you in your honor!
All but Felicia: …
Felicia: WHAT!
Ric: -whimpers- I don't have weird hair! Woo!
Kane: -sniffles and holds up his ripped coloring book-
-The girls form a tight circle as the wrestlers get closer and closer. Wanna thank me now?-
Tracey: -whimpers- ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! THANK YOU FOR HELPING US! Now make them go away before they kill us. O_o;
All: YEAH! PLEASE!
-Okay. The scene disappears and reappears in the normal place. Tracey and Felicia are counting the jumps VF and Ocy are still doing, while Sarah hums and plays with her Lance Storm action figure-
Sarah: XD Action Lance Storm, meet Action Lita…
Tracey: -looking over- …Sigh…you're sad, Sarah.
Felicia: -looks around- Weren't we somewhere else a second ago?
VF: I wanna go to Jupiter! XD
Ocy: ME TOO! ^_~
Felicia: -still looking around, confused-
Ocy: -singing- I'z a lil' teapot, short an' stout…here is mah handle, here is my spout…
Sarah: That song is so wrong on so many levels…
Tracey: You worry me. You know that right?
Sarah: -holds up doll- Well Action Lance Storm says he wants to be serious for a minute, so shaddup bitch!
Tracey: … -starts counting down 60 seconds-
VF: I had this strange dream that Spike liked Lita and…
All but VF: ^_^;;
VF: ONE DAY!! ONE DAY!!
Ocy: ^_^ -pats VF-
Felicia: Aren't you two tired?
Ocy and VF: Noooo! XD
Sarah: All the hopping is giving me motion sickness…blech.
Kitten: -out of nowhere pops in- BENOIT'S A PIRATE! –giggles-
Tracey: Grr!
Kitten: Eep! –disappears-
Sarah: -giggles at thought of Benoit with one leg-
Tracey: -pops thought bubble- I will kill you. –glare-
Sarah: You're such a violent person Tracey. –innocent look-
Tracey: …
VF: I CAN SPEAK DOGGESE! XD XD
Ocy: Ooo…woof woof!
VF: No you cannot throw cheese! That's wasteful! XD
All but VF: …
Felicia: -to Tracey- Am I the only one that wonders how we ended up with this group of friends?
Tracey: I ask myself that every day. –shakes head-
Ocy: -whimpers- I want cheeseee.
VF: MINE! ALL MINE! XD
All but Ocy and VF: …
Aya: LET'S MOVE ON TO THE PERSON! WOOO!
All but Aya: ACK! O_o
Sarah: Where did you come from?!
Aya: Er…da sky? WHOOSH!
Tracey: -slaps hand to forehead- I think I know who's next.
VF: SPIKEY?!
-Suddenly a gust of wind from out of nowhere smashes into everyone, nearly blowing all the people in the room over. When they all open their eyes, Hurricane himself is standing there, looking quite heroic as usual!-
All but Aya: O_o
Aya: WHOOSH! XD XD
Hurricane: Citizen…er…what's your name? –points to Tracey-
Tracey: Er…Tracey…Mister…Hurricane…
Hurricane: -upbeat- Alright, Citizen Tracey! You have kept the Hurricane tied up for days! Whatsupwitdat?!
VF: -glares and sulks-
Ocy: -looking around in wonder- Where did that wind come from?
Aya: I love you! –hugs his leg-
Hurricane: -blinks and looks at Aya-
Tracey: She's not well, Mr. Hurricane.
Sarah: -swoon- I read your journal every time you update it!
Hurricane: I sense evil in this room, Citizen Tracey!
Tracey: Oh, don't worry, that's just Sarah.
Sarah: HEY! BITCH!
Hurricane: Do my hurri-ears deceive me? Swearing? Not very nice Citizen Sarah!
Sarah: Sorry Hurricane! Whoosh!
VF: -glares-
Hurricane: I sense some…-looks around dramatically- ill feelings in this room!
VF: Home wrecker! –glare-
Ocy: My mommy says I'm a home wrecker. –beams-
Felicia: ^_^;; Not THAT kind of home wrecker, Ocy…
Ocy: Ooh.
Aya: -still attached to his leg- I'M YOUR SIDEKICK!
Hurricane: -blinks- You must be mistaken Citizen…
Aya: Aya! –beam-
Hurricane: Mighty Molly is my sidekick.
VF: -looks madder-
Tracey: O_o;; Down VF…
VF: YOU STOLE HER FROM SPIKE!
Sarah: Uh-oh…-starts handing out hard hats-
Hurricane: Her powers called her.
VF: -looks pissed-
Felicia: -to Hurricane- Molly is a touchy subject.
Hurricane: My hurri-senses have detected that.
Tracey: Let's start the interview before VF flips her lid…
Ocy: La la la! –flips a garbage can lid-
All but Ocy: …
Ocy: XD
VF: I have a question…how does it feel breaking up the best couple ever?! –glare-
Tracey: -groans- VF…
Hurricane: She came to me, Citizen…
VF: I'M NOT A F'N CITIZEN!
Rob: I'm the f'n show! –beams-
Tracey: -SQUEAL!- RVD!
Rob: Ack! –runs off-
Sarah: I think somewhere the wrestlers like us…they keep coming back! –beams-
Felicia: -grins- Raven hasn't…
Sarah: Do you WANT me to kill you?
Aya: We can run away together! –beams up at Hurricane-
Hurricane: My hurri-senses are picking up that you are all insane. –coughs-
VF: -sulks- Give the idiot a prize.
Ocy: -beams- Whoosh!
Hurricane: I think I should depart on my hurri-cycle…
VF: You mean the one I smashed?! XD
All but VF: O_o;;;
Hurricane: You WHAT?
VF: Ehehehehehehehe…
Hurricane: I apologize, but I must go. My hurri-powers are needed. Citizen Aya, please let go of my…
Aya: NEVER! XD XD
Hurricane: …
Felicia: -to Tracey- I think not even Hurricane can save us from the evil that is us.
Tracey: -rolls eyes- Aya, let the nice superhero go…
VF: He isn't a superhero! He's a chump! You brainwashed Molly!
Hurricane: You must be mistaken, I have no hurri-hypnosis powers at all!
Tracey: -drags Aya off his leg- You can go now, Mr. Hurricane…
Hurricane: My thanks to you, Citizen Tracey! I am off! Whoosh!
-The girls watch as he flies off (Well, VF is glaring at him as he leaves), the wind picking up and dying down respectively-
VF: Dumbass…
Aya: YOU SCARED HIM AWAY! –starts fighting with VF-
All by Aya and VF: …
Tracey: We WILL interview people one day…
Sarah: No we won't. –grins-
Tracey: Stop destroying my dream! –whimpers-
-The camera fades out on Aya and VF still fighting…-