A/N: Sorry I took so long to update but my account thingy wuz havin
problems, anywayz.. Thanx to all da people who reviewed u guys are
sooooooooooooooo KOOL! Dis chapter on the train ride.there iz goin to be so
much of Remus and Sirius bein crazy..and u get to meet some of my cool
characters I made up.Yea! So on with da stowie..
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing...sum characters I'm making up are in here...u can have em..all I want iz Sirius's stupid remarks I like dem....so don't sue me.
Who's the Sexiest Prankster?
"Bye Daddy! I love you." Lily was near tears. She had to leave her dad alone with Petty for sooooo long.
"I'll miss you honey. Write all the time with that owl I bought you. Love you." Mr. Evan said.
"Eric, I'll take Lily and Sirius to the train..be rite back." Mr. Black said.
"Bill, where exactly is station 9 ¾ ?" Eric Evans asked.
"It's one of the barriers between 9 and 10. Don't worry Eric.witches and wizards can pass through to get to the train." Bill Black assured.
A/N: Bill Black..Eric Evans..i'm soooo lame!
"Alright, bye Tiger Lily, bye Sirius...don't get into too much trouble!" Eric said as he hugged Lily for the last time.
"Us? Trouble? No waaaaaay!" Sirius said as he walked away.
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Lily and Sirius had got settled in the small compartment. Then they said their last goodbyes to Mr. Black as they saw James, Remus, and a beautiful blonde girl walking with them.
"Check out the babe with Jamesy and Re." Sirius said.
"Si, already liking girls now are we? I remember when you thought I had cooties."
"Yeah, and you still do." Lily hit Sirius in the stomach as the other three first years approached.
"Come on.Hurry up..we got a compartment in the back." Lily said.
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After they got settled in their compartment. Sirius sitting next to the blonde, who was next to Remus. And James and Lily sat together.
"You guys this is my cousin.Rebecca Lupin!" Remus said.
"Let me tell you who every one is.I am Sirius.yes that is my name but I do not live up to it at all.and am very proud of that! I am the sexiest prankster alive." Sirius stood up and bowed.
"This is James.and Lily..my best mates..they are pranksters too but not as sexy as me....oh yeah and they are in love."
"Shut Up Si!" Lily said. "Ignore him..he is as stupid as he looks.I'm Lily Evans.muggle born so I don't know too much about this stuff.and I'm the sexiest prankster ever!"
"Are not." Si said.
"Is too."
"Are not."
"Hey I'm James Potter." James said ignoring Lily and Sirius. "And as you can see I'm the sexiest prankster alive and I don't love Lily.she is a little too aggressive for me." James said as he motioned to Lily as she had Sirius in a headlock.
"Hey watch it Four Eyes." She said as she let go of Sirius's head.
"Make me Dragon."
"Oh this is so sweet..I love it when they call each other by their nick names." Sirius whispered to Rebecca.
"Maybe I will Flobberworm Face."
"Like you could Carrot top."
"Food, come n get it!" a voice exclaimed from the hall way.
"FOOD!!" Lily and James yelled as they ran out of the compartment forgetting about their fight.
"See they are made for each other.So Rebecca how do ya like our little gang?"
"You guys are really hyper.but I like that." she broke into a grin.
*She so likes me...who could resist?...i'm sexy I'm hot, everything ur not...you just dissed your self dumbass!..opppps!*
"So is James and Lily going out?" Rebecca asked.
"Jamesy boy and Tiger Lily..NO WAY!" Remus replied.
"Well not yet any way. They are so in love. I bet you they NEVER go out." Sirius said.
Rebbeca looked completely confused, "But you just said that they were perfect for each other!"
"Yeah I know..but I want to lose a bet and do something totally embarrassing or horrible." Sirius replied grinning.
"He's really crazy and stupid Becca.. Si I'll take you up on that bet..and you have to..um..hmm..I'll just tell you when you lose." Remus said not being able to think of something Sirius wouldn't mind doing.
A/N: now you have to read on to see what he does. :P
"Okay Re.wuteva.Rebecca you can help us work on how to make me lose the bet."
"What bet?" James asked as he and Lily re-entered the compartment with loads of food.
"Um..we were betting who could...uh..." Remus started.
"Who could dung-bomb the whole part of this train faster!" Rebecca finished.
*Guess she is a prankster at heart! Maybe the sexiest? Nah, we probably tie for that.* Thought Sirius.
"Are dung bombs those things Sirius planted around my room..ugh those were horrible!" Lily said.
"Okay then Re, Let's go bomb this place..come back here when your done and I'll tell you what you have to do because there is nooo way anyone can beat me!"
"We'll see bout that." Remus said as he ran out the compartment, but Sirius didn't hear him he already left.
Lily and James just looked at each other, shrugged and started pigging out on the food, and Rebecca looked at them thinking, *They do seem perfect for each other.*
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Remus was done.he just went through screaming girls.people throwing things at him but he was done.there was no way Sirius could beat him.
*I am sooo the sexiest prankster!*
He ran into the compartment but sure enough Sirius was there.
*Oh Damn!*
"Okay what do I gotta do?" Remus asked dreading the answer.
"Let me discuss it with Miss Lupin, Miss Evans and Potty Head."HEY!" We'll get back to you."
After the four talked about it, getting stupid suggestions from Sirius like jumping out the train window. They made a decision.
"Alrighty Remy. This is what you gotta do. You have to snog the next girl that comes in here.and there were quite a few coming and complaining about your dung mess." Rebecca explained.
"No, I'm not gonna snog some girl who walks in here that I don't even know!"
"A small kiss on the lips?"
"Okie Dok!" Remus replied. "But I'm gonna explain that I did as a dare."
*God please let her be hot, and don't let her have braces!*
Remus sat down and they remained a totally normal conversation until some girl walked in and said, "Hey do guys know where the bathroom is?"
She was pretty, she had brown hair and light blue eyes that contrasted with her hair but looked nice. She didn't wear braces.
*Seems like I won't have to suffer too much!* Remus thought.
"Uh, I just wanna tell you I'm sorry." Remus said. She looked totally puzzled and then Remus kissed her. And it wasn't a light kiss, but not a really passionate one either.
"What the fuck?" the girl said and slapped him. "All I wanted to know where the bathroom was." Remus calmed her down, walked her to the bathroom and explained everything.
When he returned 20 minutes later he had a dopey smile on his face.
"What happened?" James asked. " Who was she?"
"Rachel Kemel. She said she understood she's a prankster herself.Probably the sexiest prankster. We talked, and she was sorry she slapped me. She's a first year too! Really nice and pretty eh?"
"Looks like we got another couple to set up!" Sirius whispered to Rebecca.
"Yay! Looks like you and I are going to be busy this year!" Rebecca answered.
"Oh Becca you Tiger!"
"Shut up Si! I didn't mean it like that." *But I probably wouldn't mind.*
A/N: Stupid place to stop but oh well, There is a lot of love in the air.but its not that perfect.plenty of fights on the way.The Mauderers are gonna form.and be as crazy as ever..and there will a couple more characters. Loads of pranks and Stupid Sirius remarks on the way...hope you enjoyed it! The fourth chapter on its way..until then!
Luv ya, Slurpy :P
~Hey do guys like the name of this story or should I change it to something else? Suggestions pretty please J ~
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing...sum characters I'm making up are in here...u can have em..all I want iz Sirius's stupid remarks I like dem....so don't sue me.
Who's the Sexiest Prankster?
"Bye Daddy! I love you." Lily was near tears. She had to leave her dad alone with Petty for sooooo long.
"I'll miss you honey. Write all the time with that owl I bought you. Love you." Mr. Evan said.
"Eric, I'll take Lily and Sirius to the train..be rite back." Mr. Black said.
"Bill, where exactly is station 9 ¾ ?" Eric Evans asked.
"It's one of the barriers between 9 and 10. Don't worry Eric.witches and wizards can pass through to get to the train." Bill Black assured.
A/N: Bill Black..Eric Evans..i'm soooo lame!
"Alright, bye Tiger Lily, bye Sirius...don't get into too much trouble!" Eric said as he hugged Lily for the last time.
"Us? Trouble? No waaaaaay!" Sirius said as he walked away.
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Lily and Sirius had got settled in the small compartment. Then they said their last goodbyes to Mr. Black as they saw James, Remus, and a beautiful blonde girl walking with them.
"Check out the babe with Jamesy and Re." Sirius said.
"Si, already liking girls now are we? I remember when you thought I had cooties."
"Yeah, and you still do." Lily hit Sirius in the stomach as the other three first years approached.
"Come on.Hurry up..we got a compartment in the back." Lily said.
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After they got settled in their compartment. Sirius sitting next to the blonde, who was next to Remus. And James and Lily sat together.
"You guys this is my cousin.Rebecca Lupin!" Remus said.
"Let me tell you who every one is.I am Sirius.yes that is my name but I do not live up to it at all.and am very proud of that! I am the sexiest prankster alive." Sirius stood up and bowed.
"This is James.and Lily..my best mates..they are pranksters too but not as sexy as me....oh yeah and they are in love."
"Shut Up Si!" Lily said. "Ignore him..he is as stupid as he looks.I'm Lily Evans.muggle born so I don't know too much about this stuff.and I'm the sexiest prankster ever!"
"Are not." Si said.
"Is too."
"Are not."
"Hey I'm James Potter." James said ignoring Lily and Sirius. "And as you can see I'm the sexiest prankster alive and I don't love Lily.she is a little too aggressive for me." James said as he motioned to Lily as she had Sirius in a headlock.
"Hey watch it Four Eyes." She said as she let go of Sirius's head.
"Make me Dragon."
"Oh this is so sweet..I love it when they call each other by their nick names." Sirius whispered to Rebecca.
"Maybe I will Flobberworm Face."
"Like you could Carrot top."
"Food, come n get it!" a voice exclaimed from the hall way.
"FOOD!!" Lily and James yelled as they ran out of the compartment forgetting about their fight.
"See they are made for each other.So Rebecca how do ya like our little gang?"
"You guys are really hyper.but I like that." she broke into a grin.
*She so likes me...who could resist?...i'm sexy I'm hot, everything ur not...you just dissed your self dumbass!..opppps!*
"So is James and Lily going out?" Rebecca asked.
"Jamesy boy and Tiger Lily..NO WAY!" Remus replied.
"Well not yet any way. They are so in love. I bet you they NEVER go out." Sirius said.
Rebbeca looked completely confused, "But you just said that they were perfect for each other!"
"Yeah I know..but I want to lose a bet and do something totally embarrassing or horrible." Sirius replied grinning.
"He's really crazy and stupid Becca.. Si I'll take you up on that bet..and you have to..um..hmm..I'll just tell you when you lose." Remus said not being able to think of something Sirius wouldn't mind doing.
A/N: now you have to read on to see what he does. :P
"Okay Re.wuteva.Rebecca you can help us work on how to make me lose the bet."
"What bet?" James asked as he and Lily re-entered the compartment with loads of food.
"Um..we were betting who could...uh..." Remus started.
"Who could dung-bomb the whole part of this train faster!" Rebecca finished.
*Guess she is a prankster at heart! Maybe the sexiest? Nah, we probably tie for that.* Thought Sirius.
"Are dung bombs those things Sirius planted around my room..ugh those were horrible!" Lily said.
"Okay then Re, Let's go bomb this place..come back here when your done and I'll tell you what you have to do because there is nooo way anyone can beat me!"
"We'll see bout that." Remus said as he ran out the compartment, but Sirius didn't hear him he already left.
Lily and James just looked at each other, shrugged and started pigging out on the food, and Rebecca looked at them thinking, *They do seem perfect for each other.*
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Remus was done.he just went through screaming girls.people throwing things at him but he was done.there was no way Sirius could beat him.
*I am sooo the sexiest prankster!*
He ran into the compartment but sure enough Sirius was there.
*Oh Damn!*
"Okay what do I gotta do?" Remus asked dreading the answer.
"Let me discuss it with Miss Lupin, Miss Evans and Potty Head."HEY!" We'll get back to you."
After the four talked about it, getting stupid suggestions from Sirius like jumping out the train window. They made a decision.
"Alrighty Remy. This is what you gotta do. You have to snog the next girl that comes in here.and there were quite a few coming and complaining about your dung mess." Rebecca explained.
"No, I'm not gonna snog some girl who walks in here that I don't even know!"
"A small kiss on the lips?"
"Okie Dok!" Remus replied. "But I'm gonna explain that I did as a dare."
*God please let her be hot, and don't let her have braces!*
Remus sat down and they remained a totally normal conversation until some girl walked in and said, "Hey do guys know where the bathroom is?"
She was pretty, she had brown hair and light blue eyes that contrasted with her hair but looked nice. She didn't wear braces.
*Seems like I won't have to suffer too much!* Remus thought.
"Uh, I just wanna tell you I'm sorry." Remus said. She looked totally puzzled and then Remus kissed her. And it wasn't a light kiss, but not a really passionate one either.
"What the fuck?" the girl said and slapped him. "All I wanted to know where the bathroom was." Remus calmed her down, walked her to the bathroom and explained everything.
When he returned 20 minutes later he had a dopey smile on his face.
"What happened?" James asked. " Who was she?"
"Rachel Kemel. She said she understood she's a prankster herself.Probably the sexiest prankster. We talked, and she was sorry she slapped me. She's a first year too! Really nice and pretty eh?"
"Looks like we got another couple to set up!" Sirius whispered to Rebecca.
"Yay! Looks like you and I are going to be busy this year!" Rebecca answered.
"Oh Becca you Tiger!"
"Shut up Si! I didn't mean it like that." *But I probably wouldn't mind.*
A/N: Stupid place to stop but oh well, There is a lot of love in the air.but its not that perfect.plenty of fights on the way.The Mauderers are gonna form.and be as crazy as ever..and there will a couple more characters. Loads of pranks and Stupid Sirius remarks on the way...hope you enjoyed it! The fourth chapter on its way..until then!
Luv ya, Slurpy :P
~Hey do guys like the name of this story or should I change it to something else? Suggestions pretty please J ~