No offense meant; this is supposed to be a humorous take on Jonah and the whale. But please mind the rating and the very serious warnings listed within! Enjoy!

A classic from a new perspective.

A preaching to The LORD. A brief little verse I thought up after dinner.

Ever read those verses in 1 Corinthians 14 and wonder what the words actually mean? Love is patient, kind, long-suffering, not rude, envious ect. Have you ever wondered what that love actually looked like manifest in the life of Christ? A not so good experiance in a church I once attended sent me on a quest to really understand what these words mean. So thus, here are my findings

For years, Amanda has struggled with one of society's greatest issues-the lack of a father in her life. Can she find hope in the midst of pain? A fictionalization of the Casting Crowns song "Just Another Birthday." Rated T just to be safe.

Sequel of sorts/M Rated thing to 'Oh crap, I'm pregnant.' Jesus has agreed to sleep with Nicholas Cage, but will his husband Satan catch him in the act? Features M/M SMUT, SCENES THAT WILL MAKE MALE READERS CRINGE AND JUST WHY THE HELL DID I DO THIS!

Just the beginning.

michael/lucifer one shot

Biblical Doctrine? Now that's a tough one. Ever wonder about the fundementals of the Christian faith? Sin, Salvation, Substitutionary Atonement, Hell, Election, the Trinity? What do all these really mean and can we know them?

He was not only the Savior and loved by many. Two loved him more than one could imagine. One, whose life is known. The other, whose life is kept in secrets. *Summary/Rating might change.*

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

Winner of week 1 at Brigit's Flame.

This is a poem for anyone who is down in the dumps or feeling hopeless. I've been in ur shoes and let me tell u it DOES get better

Ever wonder what the man who's ear was cut off in gesteminy was thinking heres my ideas.

If you enjoy seeing screw-ups from the chuch bullitens this is the thing for you. I don't own anything. My papa is a pastor himself. XD

This letter was written to my son the night before he was buried. It was a tragic time. It was the worst of times. But through the challenges we must sometimes bear, there is victory even in those moments. This is in dedication to all who have lost a loved one; a father, a mother, a sibling, and especially one who has lost a child. I pray that it moves you to fondly remember them.

Book of Revelations, Chapter Six, Verses One to Eight. My entry in a recent writing competition, themed 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse'. Not nearly as religious as it sounds. Bit of Silliness.

I wrote this poem four years ago. It won a contest and was displayed next to a piece of art at a museum that I based it off of. The painting was by Sebastiano Ricci. Please note that I am not religious and do not mean to offend! I thought the story of Christ and the Woman of Samaria was interesting, and therefore, this little poem sprang into my mind. :3 Thank you.

Every story has two sides. If you whine and complain I will assume it's because you're a creepy fundie, you're very much like the God of this story and it struck too close to home. You have been warned.

This Stuff is in the bible. copyright to their owners

A one-shot about a young girl named Lia who meets a troubled young man who's just about given up on life dancing on the street for money. "What's the point?" he groaned in his miserary, and she patted his hand gently for comfort, "Things will get better if you ask God for them too," she promised softly.

King David deals with the worst thing he has ever done.

Lucifer have a plan to overthrow God and it up to Michael to stop him. Based on the webcomics Holy Bibble and City of Veils. This take place before City of Veils. Update: There is now a version without the commentary.

Allyson has been struggling for years in a hopeless battle against one of society's greatest issues-the lack of a father in her life. Will she find hope and love in the cloud of black pain that is her life? Please read and review: Rated T just to be safe.

What if there was no heaven or no Father? This poem tells you what I think it would b like