Forgot Wes hasn't been introduced. Not my fault, ya hit me with questions
before I was ready! Not complaining though!(grin)
Notes From Star: short Chapter this one, it's to tie everything up before we move on. And Angel's calmed down now, so we can carry on. Lindsay's been looking quite shocked, what, he can sleep with Lilah, but Wes isn't allowed? Although I think the show's standard in sex partners for him has dropped (remember the redhead) I do admire his lines inn the morning after bit of Angel. Btw, what *does * ATS stand for?
Star: Welcome back, after that brief interlude. Angel here has been put out of action for this chapter, he's having a time out for trying to pull Wes's face off. Anyway, let's run over the other characters. We have Faith in the studio, tell us when your character appeared, and what you're like, Faith?
Gunn: 'cough' a slut 'cough'
Faith: I heard that! I'm like the cooler version of the Slayer, but no- one's really bothered to find out what I'm like, except Angel. So I turn up in LA after unsuccessfully trying to steal Buffy's life(not as weird as it sounds) and SwF ing her, and Angel tries to help me. Buff turns up, chews me and her exhoney out, I torture Wes, and skip town. Then I do the redemption thing in jail.
Cordelia: She's a skeezebag.
Faith: Honey, I know exactly what you want to do with Angel. And it *can't * be done. Joss has banned all happiness from this in the hope the angst won't run out.
Star: Point taken. Cordelia, it's not helpful to revert to Queen C in the studio.
Lindsey: Basement.
Star: Shut up.
Faith: When are ya gonna untie me? I promise I won't touch Wes.(Muttering) like I'd *want * to, but there ya go.
Star: Fine. Sic him.
Wes: (high pitched girly scream)
Star: It's amusing to see that although you're trying to toughen up your character, you still remain Wesley Windham Price. We'll get Doyle to introduce himself while Faith manages to get blood spatters actually deeply embedded in the carpet. I've got PMS. Wesley's paying the price.
Doyle: I'm the vision guy before Cordelia's around. I'm half Bracchian(is that spelt right?) demon, and I fall in love wit Cordy as soon as I lay my piercingly blue eyes on her.
Lindsey: 'cough' contacts 'cough'
Star: shut up Lindsey, or shall I bring Darla into this? The murderous vamp still in love with Angel .
Lindsey: Hey, I have an evil hand. You ought to give a guya break!
Star: I'll give ya an evil tongue in a minute! (Pats Doyle's arm) carry on, sweetie.
Doyle: But bein the feckless sort, ol' Cordy here don't want nothin to do wit me. Then I sacrafice meself, and pass on the visions, and Cordelia decides she *does * want me, after all! Do they give me a tough break or what?
Star: Yup. They get rid of the cute guys, It's not fair, the world makes sense once again, yadadadada..
Star: We'll be right back when you've asked some questions. I can't do this on my own ya know!
Lindsey: what about this chapter?
Star: Lilah! Get in here! Now! .....
Notes From Star: short Chapter this one, it's to tie everything up before we move on. And Angel's calmed down now, so we can carry on. Lindsay's been looking quite shocked, what, he can sleep with Lilah, but Wes isn't allowed? Although I think the show's standard in sex partners for him has dropped (remember the redhead) I do admire his lines inn the morning after bit of Angel. Btw, what *does * ATS stand for?
Star: Welcome back, after that brief interlude. Angel here has been put out of action for this chapter, he's having a time out for trying to pull Wes's face off. Anyway, let's run over the other characters. We have Faith in the studio, tell us when your character appeared, and what you're like, Faith?
Gunn: 'cough' a slut 'cough'
Faith: I heard that! I'm like the cooler version of the Slayer, but no- one's really bothered to find out what I'm like, except Angel. So I turn up in LA after unsuccessfully trying to steal Buffy's life(not as weird as it sounds) and SwF ing her, and Angel tries to help me. Buff turns up, chews me and her exhoney out, I torture Wes, and skip town. Then I do the redemption thing in jail.
Cordelia: She's a skeezebag.
Faith: Honey, I know exactly what you want to do with Angel. And it *can't * be done. Joss has banned all happiness from this in the hope the angst won't run out.
Star: Point taken. Cordelia, it's not helpful to revert to Queen C in the studio.
Lindsey: Basement.
Star: Shut up.
Faith: When are ya gonna untie me? I promise I won't touch Wes.(Muttering) like I'd *want * to, but there ya go.
Star: Fine. Sic him.
Wes: (high pitched girly scream)
Star: It's amusing to see that although you're trying to toughen up your character, you still remain Wesley Windham Price. We'll get Doyle to introduce himself while Faith manages to get blood spatters actually deeply embedded in the carpet. I've got PMS. Wesley's paying the price.
Doyle: I'm the vision guy before Cordelia's around. I'm half Bracchian(is that spelt right?) demon, and I fall in love wit Cordy as soon as I lay my piercingly blue eyes on her.
Lindsey: 'cough' contacts 'cough'
Star: shut up Lindsey, or shall I bring Darla into this? The murderous vamp still in love with Angel .
Lindsey: Hey, I have an evil hand. You ought to give a guya break!
Star: I'll give ya an evil tongue in a minute! (Pats Doyle's arm) carry on, sweetie.
Doyle: But bein the feckless sort, ol' Cordy here don't want nothin to do wit me. Then I sacrafice meself, and pass on the visions, and Cordelia decides she *does * want me, after all! Do they give me a tough break or what?
Star: Yup. They get rid of the cute guys, It's not fair, the world makes sense once again, yadadadada..
Star: We'll be right back when you've asked some questions. I can't do this on my own ya know!
Lindsey: what about this chapter?
Star: Lilah! Get in here! Now! .....