Notes From Star: Anyone out there no how to *stop * the site from not
letting people who don't have a sign in name putting reviews up,
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me. It's done it automatically, and it's *very *
annoying!
Also, Faith is under my control. This is my fanfic, therefore my law goes. And Faith's been in prison for two, maybe three years. She's a little ready to fight. So I *can * set her on anyone, and Lindsey has taken care of her, uh, *needs * aka Fish boy, but she's spoilin for a fight. Don't test me! Plus, Joss is coming back at the end. All questions toward him will be saved till then. Buffy got pissed with him in *another * game show, and kicked him into ours by mistake. He had no time to ask questions, I'm going to have to dose Angel with tranquillisers as it is to get him back, so *you * lot can yell at him!
Okay, =) .Rant over!
Star: Welcome back! We have a *few * questions to put to the gang, then we're rejoined by our *favourite * audience member, you guessed it, Insane1!
Angel: (muttering) Insane is right!
Star: *Anyway*! CLF, why don't you go first?
CLF: Buffy & Angel...let's see. Angel, you slept with your sire who was also your...I think grandchilde? And Buffy, you slept your ex's grandchilde, and so my question is, which of you two is more messed up? And do you have any choice words for each other?
Fred & Gunn - any plans to stop with the cutsie lovey-dovey stuff sometime in the next season? Because it's driving some of us nuts...
Lindsey - how's that evil hand thing working for ya? What have you been up to lately? We miss you!
To Star - any chance we could see Spike and Angel duke it out over Buffy?
And finally, to Joss's severed head - when will Wes get the girl? And not the evil bitch girl - please, the man has suffered enough, show SOME mercy...
Star: Interesting! And the best part is, making them answer! (evil grin)
Buffy: I've moved on! Spike and I broke up! Do I *have * to answer that question?
Star: Yup.
Spike: Yeah, we broke up, *after * you broke my heart!
Audience: Awwwwwww!
Buffy: (glaring at Star) Where'd he come from?
Star: He's cute, he's here, I make the rules. Answer the damn question.
Buffy: Well, I was screwed up when I *started* sleeping with Spike, and so I think Angel is the depraved one here! And sure, I have a *few* choice words, ya wanna hear them??
Star: Much as I like tension between the lovebirds..
Angel and Buffy: We are *not * lovebirds!!
Star: Sure! That's why you have the soppy background music whenever you meet up, which makes everyone cry, because you're *so* not soulmates!
Audience: (nod heads)
Star: Anyhoo, Buff, ya can't call Angel *anything * other than Angel, cos that would raise the rating of this fanfiction, and it'd get pulled down,
Connor: And she'd get a stake shoved up her ass. (Examines Buffy) And she's got a nice one, too. Nice choice Dad!
Star: That was gross and disturbing. But true about the stake. Shut up. I'm beginning to see that Insane1 was right about teenagers on BTVS and AI. Angel sweetie, you answer it.
Angel : Damn! Hoping you'd forgotten me!
Star: (evil grin) No such luck honeybunch! Check the reviews. If I miss something, they remind me!
Angel: I hate this!
Star: Tough. Now do I have to put you in another costume from OMWF to get you to talk, or do you prefer your own clothes.
Angel: Buffy is. She's the one who has a thing about the order of Aurelius.
Star: Good answer. Next question. Oh, Fred and Gunn. This is something I'm dying to find out. Only I can *make * it happen!
Fred: Charles, she's being mean to me! (Sniffs pathetically. Then is amazed when the audience don't go Awwww)
Star: You've played that card once to many times. And Gunn, if ya even think about answering that cry for help, remember Faith is still around, and ready to kill something.
Gunn: Sweetheart, I, (looks at Star, then offstage, then at audience and gulps) I think we should break up.
Star: Yeees! (Looks at Fred and Gunn) Oh, please continue.
Gunn:That';s it.
Star: Cutsieness over. Next question.
Lindsey: Yeah, the evil hand thing is great. Just, evil, ya know?
Star: Where did you come from?
Lindsey: Faith can't beat a lawyer in the evil stakes. She's sleeping it off.
Star: (Shooting a look at Gunn) If you even think about it, I'll set Buffy on you.
Buffy: Yup. Looking for some anger management classes, couldn't find any, want to kill somethin.(Glaring at Angel)
Star: Next question, to , me? Oh, God! What *is * it with you people? Why this craving for fights? Spike is here now, maybe afight later. But Angel is still recovering from Buffy's arrival, and I don't think that SpikeAngel fights are a good idea when Joss is coming. Angel's rather good at fights, and finishing Spike off is something I *don't* want to happen! And again, with the all questions to Joss at the *end *.
(sees Insane1)
Star: Oh God, the hurricane is back. And it brought more questions.
Insane1: Hmmph. Indignant sighing. My poor Lindsey...So i have a thing for him? So what?
Now, to Angel and Buffy, Dawn and Connor together? Oh PUH-LEASE! Firstly- i doubt that the crossovers would ever happen. Secondly- I don't think Connor would go for someone like Dawn. I mean, she's a whinger. It must be a Summers thing, hey? Sorry Buff, but you both are. You seem to lack logic and maturity. I know, you've had a lot to deal with...but DEAL WITH IT!
Connor, i know you'd never go for Dawn anyway. And i totally support your request for a plot change. Especially if more Lindsey would come of it...
Ahh...meanwhile, threatening me with Faith wasn't so smart. I happen to like Faith. She's the best Slayer in my books so far. I like her attitude too. So Go Faith!
Hmm...i don't think you ever asked about the vision related pain, and i'm still curious about the lack of continuity. Any ideas?
Buffy: I resent that! I came back from the dead, you realise! And I was sleeping with *Spike *! What's not to whinge about?
Star: (Quickly) I think we'd better skip that, before Buffy becomes as unpopular as Cordelia was!
Buffy: Hey! I'm not done!
Star: Honey, he has a soul now. And you've lost him. *Now* how do you feel about that hunk of goodness?
Spke: Thank you!
Star: No problem, Sugar!
(Buffy is looking confused, and repeatong 'Spike has a soul' over and over)
Star: That'll keep her busy for the next few hours! The lack of continuity is expressed in the book Slayer, the unofficial gide to Buffy, and there's an Angel one, too. Go read that, and stop bugging me! Connor would agree with you on the Dawn front, but he's kissing her at the moment , she appeared and rambled about bewing a kiss slut that he, and *only * he found adorable, and they're making out off stage.
Angel: Whaaaaat! (to Buffy) Keep your sister *away* from him!
Buffy: Hey! He found it adorable! That makes *him* the weird one, not her!
Star: (hastily) Let's just agree that *both* teens are weird, and move on. Insane1 have you quite finished? Good! Now go and sit down back in the audience, like a nice lunatic. Blodwyn, you're up.
Blodwyn: Where did Lorne go????
and get the Groosalug in here and ask him why on earth he let Cordy cut his hair off!!!!
and how about seeing our fave lawyer boss Holland Manners, how freaked would everybody be....
Star: Lorne's here, he's just doing an aura rading on Faith while she's still out of it. Something about her feelings being clear for *anyone* to read. I *hate* the groosalug with short hair. Say it with me, 'bad Angel substitute while Cordy was in denile!'
Cordy: I god, don't bring *him * back. He'll probably have some giant dead thing, nd insist on talking abou that and Com Shukking until this writer get's bored.
Star: All correct, up till the bored bit. Already dislike him. Like Angel better. Groo's staying in the toybox, petal.
Cordy: Good!
Star: Since Dru and Darla are gonna show up eventually, why bring Manners into this? Why not order them a free "evil lawyer to go"? That's what'll happen, anyway! We'll end it here, while Angel trys to explain to his ex and Connor about Darla, and the rest of the crew piss themselves at the thought of two mad *vampire * bitches joining us.
R/R please!
Also, Faith is under my control. This is my fanfic, therefore my law goes. And Faith's been in prison for two, maybe three years. She's a little ready to fight. So I *can * set her on anyone, and Lindsey has taken care of her, uh, *needs * aka Fish boy, but she's spoilin for a fight. Don't test me! Plus, Joss is coming back at the end. All questions toward him will be saved till then. Buffy got pissed with him in *another * game show, and kicked him into ours by mistake. He had no time to ask questions, I'm going to have to dose Angel with tranquillisers as it is to get him back, so *you * lot can yell at him!
Okay, =) .Rant over!
Star: Welcome back! We have a *few * questions to put to the gang, then we're rejoined by our *favourite * audience member, you guessed it, Insane1!
Angel: (muttering) Insane is right!
Star: *Anyway*! CLF, why don't you go first?
CLF: Buffy & Angel...let's see. Angel, you slept with your sire who was also your...I think grandchilde? And Buffy, you slept your ex's grandchilde, and so my question is, which of you two is more messed up? And do you have any choice words for each other?
Fred & Gunn - any plans to stop with the cutsie lovey-dovey stuff sometime in the next season? Because it's driving some of us nuts...
Lindsey - how's that evil hand thing working for ya? What have you been up to lately? We miss you!
To Star - any chance we could see Spike and Angel duke it out over Buffy?
And finally, to Joss's severed head - when will Wes get the girl? And not the evil bitch girl - please, the man has suffered enough, show SOME mercy...
Star: Interesting! And the best part is, making them answer! (evil grin)
Buffy: I've moved on! Spike and I broke up! Do I *have * to answer that question?
Star: Yup.
Spike: Yeah, we broke up, *after * you broke my heart!
Audience: Awwwwwww!
Buffy: (glaring at Star) Where'd he come from?
Star: He's cute, he's here, I make the rules. Answer the damn question.
Buffy: Well, I was screwed up when I *started* sleeping with Spike, and so I think Angel is the depraved one here! And sure, I have a *few* choice words, ya wanna hear them??
Star: Much as I like tension between the lovebirds..
Angel and Buffy: We are *not * lovebirds!!
Star: Sure! That's why you have the soppy background music whenever you meet up, which makes everyone cry, because you're *so* not soulmates!
Audience: (nod heads)
Star: Anyhoo, Buff, ya can't call Angel *anything * other than Angel, cos that would raise the rating of this fanfiction, and it'd get pulled down,
Connor: And she'd get a stake shoved up her ass. (Examines Buffy) And she's got a nice one, too. Nice choice Dad!
Star: That was gross and disturbing. But true about the stake. Shut up. I'm beginning to see that Insane1 was right about teenagers on BTVS and AI. Angel sweetie, you answer it.
Angel : Damn! Hoping you'd forgotten me!
Star: (evil grin) No such luck honeybunch! Check the reviews. If I miss something, they remind me!
Angel: I hate this!
Star: Tough. Now do I have to put you in another costume from OMWF to get you to talk, or do you prefer your own clothes.
Angel: Buffy is. She's the one who has a thing about the order of Aurelius.
Star: Good answer. Next question. Oh, Fred and Gunn. This is something I'm dying to find out. Only I can *make * it happen!
Fred: Charles, she's being mean to me! (Sniffs pathetically. Then is amazed when the audience don't go Awwww)
Star: You've played that card once to many times. And Gunn, if ya even think about answering that cry for help, remember Faith is still around, and ready to kill something.
Gunn: Sweetheart, I, (looks at Star, then offstage, then at audience and gulps) I think we should break up.
Star: Yeees! (Looks at Fred and Gunn) Oh, please continue.
Gunn:That';s it.
Star: Cutsieness over. Next question.
Lindsey: Yeah, the evil hand thing is great. Just, evil, ya know?
Star: Where did you come from?
Lindsey: Faith can't beat a lawyer in the evil stakes. She's sleeping it off.
Star: (Shooting a look at Gunn) If you even think about it, I'll set Buffy on you.
Buffy: Yup. Looking for some anger management classes, couldn't find any, want to kill somethin.(Glaring at Angel)
Star: Next question, to , me? Oh, God! What *is * it with you people? Why this craving for fights? Spike is here now, maybe afight later. But Angel is still recovering from Buffy's arrival, and I don't think that SpikeAngel fights are a good idea when Joss is coming. Angel's rather good at fights, and finishing Spike off is something I *don't* want to happen! And again, with the all questions to Joss at the *end *.
(sees Insane1)
Star: Oh God, the hurricane is back. And it brought more questions.
Insane1: Hmmph. Indignant sighing. My poor Lindsey...So i have a thing for him? So what?
Now, to Angel and Buffy, Dawn and Connor together? Oh PUH-LEASE! Firstly- i doubt that the crossovers would ever happen. Secondly- I don't think Connor would go for someone like Dawn. I mean, she's a whinger. It must be a Summers thing, hey? Sorry Buff, but you both are. You seem to lack logic and maturity. I know, you've had a lot to deal with...but DEAL WITH IT!
Connor, i know you'd never go for Dawn anyway. And i totally support your request for a plot change. Especially if more Lindsey would come of it...
Ahh...meanwhile, threatening me with Faith wasn't so smart. I happen to like Faith. She's the best Slayer in my books so far. I like her attitude too. So Go Faith!
Hmm...i don't think you ever asked about the vision related pain, and i'm still curious about the lack of continuity. Any ideas?
Buffy: I resent that! I came back from the dead, you realise! And I was sleeping with *Spike *! What's not to whinge about?
Star: (Quickly) I think we'd better skip that, before Buffy becomes as unpopular as Cordelia was!
Buffy: Hey! I'm not done!
Star: Honey, he has a soul now. And you've lost him. *Now* how do you feel about that hunk of goodness?
Spke: Thank you!
Star: No problem, Sugar!
(Buffy is looking confused, and repeatong 'Spike has a soul' over and over)
Star: That'll keep her busy for the next few hours! The lack of continuity is expressed in the book Slayer, the unofficial gide to Buffy, and there's an Angel one, too. Go read that, and stop bugging me! Connor would agree with you on the Dawn front, but he's kissing her at the moment , she appeared and rambled about bewing a kiss slut that he, and *only * he found adorable, and they're making out off stage.
Angel: Whaaaaat! (to Buffy) Keep your sister *away* from him!
Buffy: Hey! He found it adorable! That makes *him* the weird one, not her!
Star: (hastily) Let's just agree that *both* teens are weird, and move on. Insane1 have you quite finished? Good! Now go and sit down back in the audience, like a nice lunatic. Blodwyn, you're up.
Blodwyn: Where did Lorne go????
and get the Groosalug in here and ask him why on earth he let Cordy cut his hair off!!!!
and how about seeing our fave lawyer boss Holland Manners, how freaked would everybody be....
Star: Lorne's here, he's just doing an aura rading on Faith while she's still out of it. Something about her feelings being clear for *anyone* to read. I *hate* the groosalug with short hair. Say it with me, 'bad Angel substitute while Cordy was in denile!'
Cordy: I god, don't bring *him * back. He'll probably have some giant dead thing, nd insist on talking abou that and Com Shukking until this writer get's bored.
Star: All correct, up till the bored bit. Already dislike him. Like Angel better. Groo's staying in the toybox, petal.
Cordy: Good!
Star: Since Dru and Darla are gonna show up eventually, why bring Manners into this? Why not order them a free "evil lawyer to go"? That's what'll happen, anyway! We'll end it here, while Angel trys to explain to his ex and Connor about Darla, and the rest of the crew piss themselves at the thought of two mad *vampire * bitches joining us.
R/R please!