Notes From Star~: Hey guys, those of you who actualy *read* this stuff! I
don't know why I write it, but I do! Sorry it's bin awhile in coming, but I
had to destroy the last chapter I wrote cos it was just as bad as Chapter
6!
Star: Okay, we're back, and questions, questions! Darla and Drusilla have joined us, and I don't think the crew like them very much. Gunn appears to be clutching a stake, and Cordy's well. Cordy! Stop that!
(Cordelia is trying to shoot them with a crossbow)
Cordy: They're evil! And she tried to eat me!
Star: Darla!
Darla: (shrugs) I'm a *vampire*!
Star: And soon you'll become a little pile of dust. Behave!
(Darla mutters something)
Star: I'm ignoring that! First questioner please! Sethoz, your questions?
Sethoz: ohhh! Connor, kill Angel! Umm, heere's one for Wes... wait he's a pail of gloop. Okay faith, no she's gone to... I got it!
Bring Spike and ask him out of Buff or ANY female from Angel who he prevers...
Star: First of all, No killing! Connor, get *back* in your seat! Spike is out, and... Spike, what *are* you doing?
Spike: I'm not answering that one.
Star: They asked who you prefer. Not who's the one you love.
Spike: Okay, Dru for suprising me, Buffy for enchanting me, and Cecily to kill.
Star: *okay*!
Insane!: Okay...I'm back... And i'm gonna be nice this time. I mean it. *Smiles politely* See...they've found this cure for my Insanity...and tada! Me. Just plain old, NOT insane me.
Enough about me though, I just had to tell Buffy that sleeping with Spike was Not exactly something many people would regret. You shoulda' gotten off your damn high-horse and admitted that soul or not, Spike was a good man...pire.
Of course, you had your reasons for feeling off about it. What most people fail to realise is that there are two sides to every story. And most of the time, we can only see one...
But then, back to the Connor/Dawn thing. I don't get it! It's beyond wrong! On sooo many levels...*Stops ranting almost too easily* Oh well...once again...two sides to every story...
Hmm...what else is there to ask? Oh yeah...I know i've asked this in the other talk-show, but Star, yours is unique and i gotta know how they're gonna answer me here...So, how do you all feel about your fanfic characterisations?
And also, some of the situations can be a little controversial and outrageous too...such as Spike and Buffy having kids, or Lindsey knocking Cordy up...*Chuckles nervously*...BUT, (best cliche ever, "there's always a but")when they are written properly, most of these ideas can be quite entertaining to the reader. I was wondering though, how do they affect you guys?
Anywho...thank you all for taking the time to answer my questions...again. Thankyou Star, for taking the time to *get* them to answer, and hanks to my doctor and pharmacist for giving me these little tablets to make me sane again. *Smiles*
Until next time, I bid you all farewell. *Bows and finds herself being ushered back to her seat*
Star: Who let her up here? Okay, answer the questions.
Angel: Fanfic representations? What's fanfic?
Cordy:I think it's those stories really obsessive fan write about stuff like Star Trek.
Star:Oh boy! Guys, fanfic is where people like me can write stories where people like you do really stupid things, and people can write reviews, and tell them how bad it is!
Connor: Why would you do that?
Star: Cos we're weird, and obsessive. Well, I am! Anyway, the lady..
Darla: What lady?
Star : (through gritted teeth) Insane1 asked what do you think of it.
Fred: I kinda like it. There's so much of me and Charles sharin' stuff, and being friendly, and y'all are happy.
(Everyone is staring at her)
Fred: I found some when I looked up my name on the internet. Star: *Right*. Moving on!
Bethy the Vampire Slayer: Firstly Conner and Dawn SUCK!!!! let angel com-shuk wiv cordy to piss buffy off. then he can go evil and kill conner&dawn and Fred&gun! Also wen u get joss in tell him that tomorrow made no friggin sense at all!! wat the hell was he thinking??
p.s Angel Rocks!!!! screw buffy!!(not literaly though!)
Star: I have come to my senses, and agree on the C/D front. They do suck. Connor, honeybunch, I'm gonna have to erase that memory.
Connor: Get it out!
Star: Gone! Angel com shukking with Cordy? Bad idea, then he might actually be *happy* and an apocalypse would come! Because the AI team can't be *happy*! (note heavy use of sarcasm)
Connor: And I like being alive!
Happydapy: kinda like this fic but then again it's kinda hard to follow. but I have questions:
to fred:What the hell was up with picking GUNN? or What are you gonna do now that gunn broke up with you?
To wesly's remains (hopefully they talk): So are you gonna take that wolfram and heart job?
Star: They do talk.
Fred: I like Charles! And can you imagine pancake kisses with *Wesley*? And after this fanfic writer has gone back to her padded cell, we will be free to love each other once again.
Star: So in other words, we will still be subjected to the torture that is your cutesiness.
WR: (wesley's remains) No, I'm not. I'm going to go to Sunnydale, and start an affair with Harmony.
(Everyone stares)
WR: It was a joke!
Lorne: (muttering) With the girls you've been screwing, I doubt it!
Star: Okay, before decharacterisation occurs, we'll move on.
Jas: Hi. I had a question for Angel. Is the only reason you fell in love with Cordy because she's turning into a Buffy clone??
Star: *thank* you! Someone else noticed!
Angel: Buffy? No, Cortdelia's Cordelia, except she's got slimmer, and more fragile, and has a callingshe can't ignore, and blonde hair... Ohh God, I've got to stop!
Star: All ready there, honey!
CLF: Me again!
And since we've started on the sex, I've got a couple more questions :)
First of all: Spike, would you get nekkid? Pretty please? with whip cream on top? mmmm, whip cream and spike....
Faith and Buffy - could you two fill us in on the exact nature of your relationship?
Connor, what do you think of your mom? Who, being angel's sire, is also your grandma? And I suppose your niece too, since your dad's her grandsire. Yeah, this is pretty much icky.
Lorne, sweetie - how's Vegas treating you? Any chance you could give Faith some counseling? I bet she could use it, and you seem like they guy. Come to think of it, why don't you spend some time with Buffy, too? Help her find her path...hopefully one that involves that nekkid vampire...
And finally Spike, seems like you've got a thing for slayers - if Buffy doesn't wise up, how about you and Faith? Did you ever realize it was her in Buffy's body at the Bronze? And was that night what started your Buffy obsession?
ok, enough questions for now. Looking forward to hearing from you all.
Star: Thanks. Now, Spike?
Spike: Naked? Now?
Star: Uh huh.
Spike: Offstage?
Star: nuh uh.
Spike: No.
Star: Sorry, hon, we *all* wanted to see that! Now Faith and Buffy..
Faith : ( looks at Buffy) We're Slayers.
Buffy: (looking at Faith) Slayers. Yeah. I died, Kendra was called, Kendra died, and Faith was called.
Star: I *hate* Faith/Buffy slash, btw, so you're not going to see any here!
Lorne: I did read Faith, but the reading concerns only her. And Faith is doing good in that prison, she hasn't killed anyone. And Buffy's too screwed up for even me to help her!
Spike: Faith? *that's* who it was? Oh God!
Buffy: (looking at Faith, her eyes wide) What did you *do*!
Faith: B, I was crazy, you killed, the
Spike: She came on to me.
Buffy : WHHAAAAAAAAAT???????
Star: When we come back to them, expect another Slayer to need calling. And I agree, I think it 's true that that's what sparked it off. The obsession. Anyway, Insane1, is back! Take cover!
Insane1: Oh my god...You have attacked me! Oh well...no bother...I say bring it on 'cos like i said, i live for feedback of anykind...*grinning* Anyhow, in relation to this fic...i'm gonna go with the medication is wearing off...*evil smirk* Which means i'm going insane again...YIPPEE!
Star: God rest all the poor souls that lie here, and ensure they find peace.
Insane1: (continues) uestions, questions...I don't know...Angel, what's your favourite even in history? I know you've pretty much been everywhere and done everyone...er...i mean everything...so please, what was the best and most interesting thing for you?
Uh...Spike, what can i ask of you in this crazy state of mine? Ah yes...write me a poem. Let ol' William out and serenade me with poetry. PLEASE? Just one before i get carted off to the funny farm...? And, BTW, i am WAY more sane than Dru and Buffy...if that helps...Actually, another question, what the hell is it with you and the crazy, idiotic, people of the world. I mean all the girls you've been with have been nutballs...aven *I* can see that, and *that's* saying something....
Anywho's...gonna sit down before the men with the white coats take me away...See...heading back to my seat.
Star: Angel?
Angel: Huh?
Star: (makes ushering motions with her hands. Angel blushes)
Angel: Everyone's different?
Star: Not gonna cut it, sweetie! But you can tell me later.
Spike: Trust me. Poetry is *not* a good idea.
Star: I've heard it, I second that!
Buffy: Poetry?
Spike: Bloody Hell!
Star: Saving Spikey's dignity, I hated William, he was a wimp, he now has to answer question two.
Spike : I need to feel dominant. I was uh, a gentleman when I lived, and it changeed. Call it an obsession.
Star: We will!
Crimson Rose: God. I don't think I've laughed this much while reading a fanfic. It's really good ^.^ Anyways, I have a question for Weasley. Of all the women in L.A why did you choose to be with Lilah of all people? God Weasley. You are sad and pathetic.
WR: I know. They've massacred me.
Star: Good point.
Wotcha: YAY! *FINALLY* someone has noticed about the Doyle getting pain with visions and cordy not, I have been waiting a century for someone to bring that up! Anyways, good so far, even though the characters are completely out of... well, character; but I guess that's what makes it so funny!
Ummmm, questions... hmmm. OH, i got it, To Joss' head,: what's with the weird ending to S3? How stupid can you be to do a cliffhanger?
To Buffy: If you could have any of the Angel cast, excluding Angel who would it be? You can choose non-main characters like Lindsay too.
To Cordelia: How can you prefer Angel to the yummy Groo? Angel maybe quite hot, but Groo is way cuter!
Star: I *think* the vision thing is because Cordy was dying, so the PTB offered her demon form, and maybe she's more the right type of demon than Doyle. Or just a continuity error.
(The spectre of Joss appears)
J; I am all powerful, and it made you want to see season four, am I right? (evil grin) Star: Let me translate. After the crappiness of SeasonThree, I figured no- one would watch Season Four. So I put a stupid cliff hanger on the end, couldn't write my way out, and am an idiot. Correct?
J: (hangs head) Yes.
Star: Begone! Unril someone asks a question, anyway!
Buffy: I'd have Gunn. He can fight vamps, *and* is human. And no freaky government drugs. Do you know how *long* I've been looking for that??
Cordy: Groo weas an Angel clone. He was hot with long hair, but once everyone moved onto the realisation Iwas in love with Angel, he became a clone.
Star: Thus ruining a prefectly good character, so Angel could be funny. One final point, Insane1, would you stand up a second?
Insane1: What?
Star: Insane1 is my new co host, so the wacky reviews she writes become part of the show. Many of you will have seen her about, cos she's a great writer, and very funny reviewer,. So R/R and see her in action! Bye bye!
(Insane1 looks dazed, but waves)
Star: Okay, we're back, and questions, questions! Darla and Drusilla have joined us, and I don't think the crew like them very much. Gunn appears to be clutching a stake, and Cordy's well. Cordy! Stop that!
(Cordelia is trying to shoot them with a crossbow)
Cordy: They're evil! And she tried to eat me!
Star: Darla!
Darla: (shrugs) I'm a *vampire*!
Star: And soon you'll become a little pile of dust. Behave!
(Darla mutters something)
Star: I'm ignoring that! First questioner please! Sethoz, your questions?
Sethoz: ohhh! Connor, kill Angel! Umm, heere's one for Wes... wait he's a pail of gloop. Okay faith, no she's gone to... I got it!
Bring Spike and ask him out of Buff or ANY female from Angel who he prevers...
Star: First of all, No killing! Connor, get *back* in your seat! Spike is out, and... Spike, what *are* you doing?
Spike: I'm not answering that one.
Star: They asked who you prefer. Not who's the one you love.
Spike: Okay, Dru for suprising me, Buffy for enchanting me, and Cecily to kill.
Star: *okay*!
Insane!: Okay...I'm back... And i'm gonna be nice this time. I mean it. *Smiles politely* See...they've found this cure for my Insanity...and tada! Me. Just plain old, NOT insane me.
Enough about me though, I just had to tell Buffy that sleeping with Spike was Not exactly something many people would regret. You shoulda' gotten off your damn high-horse and admitted that soul or not, Spike was a good man...pire.
Of course, you had your reasons for feeling off about it. What most people fail to realise is that there are two sides to every story. And most of the time, we can only see one...
But then, back to the Connor/Dawn thing. I don't get it! It's beyond wrong! On sooo many levels...*Stops ranting almost too easily* Oh well...once again...two sides to every story...
Hmm...what else is there to ask? Oh yeah...I know i've asked this in the other talk-show, but Star, yours is unique and i gotta know how they're gonna answer me here...So, how do you all feel about your fanfic characterisations?
And also, some of the situations can be a little controversial and outrageous too...such as Spike and Buffy having kids, or Lindsey knocking Cordy up...*Chuckles nervously*...BUT, (best cliche ever, "there's always a but")when they are written properly, most of these ideas can be quite entertaining to the reader. I was wondering though, how do they affect you guys?
Anywho...thank you all for taking the time to answer my questions...again. Thankyou Star, for taking the time to *get* them to answer, and hanks to my doctor and pharmacist for giving me these little tablets to make me sane again. *Smiles*
Until next time, I bid you all farewell. *Bows and finds herself being ushered back to her seat*
Star: Who let her up here? Okay, answer the questions.
Angel: Fanfic representations? What's fanfic?
Cordy:I think it's those stories really obsessive fan write about stuff like Star Trek.
Star:Oh boy! Guys, fanfic is where people like me can write stories where people like you do really stupid things, and people can write reviews, and tell them how bad it is!
Connor: Why would you do that?
Star: Cos we're weird, and obsessive. Well, I am! Anyway, the lady..
Darla: What lady?
Star : (through gritted teeth) Insane1 asked what do you think of it.
Fred: I kinda like it. There's so much of me and Charles sharin' stuff, and being friendly, and y'all are happy.
(Everyone is staring at her)
Fred: I found some when I looked up my name on the internet. Star: *Right*. Moving on!
Bethy the Vampire Slayer: Firstly Conner and Dawn SUCK!!!! let angel com-shuk wiv cordy to piss buffy off. then he can go evil and kill conner&dawn and Fred&gun! Also wen u get joss in tell him that tomorrow made no friggin sense at all!! wat the hell was he thinking??
p.s Angel Rocks!!!! screw buffy!!(not literaly though!)
Star: I have come to my senses, and agree on the C/D front. They do suck. Connor, honeybunch, I'm gonna have to erase that memory.
Connor: Get it out!
Star: Gone! Angel com shukking with Cordy? Bad idea, then he might actually be *happy* and an apocalypse would come! Because the AI team can't be *happy*! (note heavy use of sarcasm)
Connor: And I like being alive!
Happydapy: kinda like this fic but then again it's kinda hard to follow. but I have questions:
to fred:What the hell was up with picking GUNN? or What are you gonna do now that gunn broke up with you?
To wesly's remains (hopefully they talk): So are you gonna take that wolfram and heart job?
Star: They do talk.
Fred: I like Charles! And can you imagine pancake kisses with *Wesley*? And after this fanfic writer has gone back to her padded cell, we will be free to love each other once again.
Star: So in other words, we will still be subjected to the torture that is your cutesiness.
WR: (wesley's remains) No, I'm not. I'm going to go to Sunnydale, and start an affair with Harmony.
(Everyone stares)
WR: It was a joke!
Lorne: (muttering) With the girls you've been screwing, I doubt it!
Star: Okay, before decharacterisation occurs, we'll move on.
Jas: Hi. I had a question for Angel. Is the only reason you fell in love with Cordy because she's turning into a Buffy clone??
Star: *thank* you! Someone else noticed!
Angel: Buffy? No, Cortdelia's Cordelia, except she's got slimmer, and more fragile, and has a callingshe can't ignore, and blonde hair... Ohh God, I've got to stop!
Star: All ready there, honey!
CLF: Me again!
And since we've started on the sex, I've got a couple more questions :)
First of all: Spike, would you get nekkid? Pretty please? with whip cream on top? mmmm, whip cream and spike....
Faith and Buffy - could you two fill us in on the exact nature of your relationship?
Connor, what do you think of your mom? Who, being angel's sire, is also your grandma? And I suppose your niece too, since your dad's her grandsire. Yeah, this is pretty much icky.
Lorne, sweetie - how's Vegas treating you? Any chance you could give Faith some counseling? I bet she could use it, and you seem like they guy. Come to think of it, why don't you spend some time with Buffy, too? Help her find her path...hopefully one that involves that nekkid vampire...
And finally Spike, seems like you've got a thing for slayers - if Buffy doesn't wise up, how about you and Faith? Did you ever realize it was her in Buffy's body at the Bronze? And was that night what started your Buffy obsession?
ok, enough questions for now. Looking forward to hearing from you all.
Star: Thanks. Now, Spike?
Spike: Naked? Now?
Star: Uh huh.
Spike: Offstage?
Star: nuh uh.
Spike: No.
Star: Sorry, hon, we *all* wanted to see that! Now Faith and Buffy..
Faith : ( looks at Buffy) We're Slayers.
Buffy: (looking at Faith) Slayers. Yeah. I died, Kendra was called, Kendra died, and Faith was called.
Star: I *hate* Faith/Buffy slash, btw, so you're not going to see any here!
Lorne: I did read Faith, but the reading concerns only her. And Faith is doing good in that prison, she hasn't killed anyone. And Buffy's too screwed up for even me to help her!
Spike: Faith? *that's* who it was? Oh God!
Buffy: (looking at Faith, her eyes wide) What did you *do*!
Faith: B, I was crazy, you killed, the
Spike: She came on to me.
Buffy : WHHAAAAAAAAAT???????
Star: When we come back to them, expect another Slayer to need calling. And I agree, I think it 's true that that's what sparked it off. The obsession. Anyway, Insane1, is back! Take cover!
Insane1: Oh my god...You have attacked me! Oh well...no bother...I say bring it on 'cos like i said, i live for feedback of anykind...*grinning* Anyhow, in relation to this fic...i'm gonna go with the medication is wearing off...*evil smirk* Which means i'm going insane again...YIPPEE!
Star: God rest all the poor souls that lie here, and ensure they find peace.
Insane1: (continues) uestions, questions...I don't know...Angel, what's your favourite even in history? I know you've pretty much been everywhere and done everyone...er...i mean everything...so please, what was the best and most interesting thing for you?
Uh...Spike, what can i ask of you in this crazy state of mine? Ah yes...write me a poem. Let ol' William out and serenade me with poetry. PLEASE? Just one before i get carted off to the funny farm...? And, BTW, i am WAY more sane than Dru and Buffy...if that helps...Actually, another question, what the hell is it with you and the crazy, idiotic, people of the world. I mean all the girls you've been with have been nutballs...aven *I* can see that, and *that's* saying something....
Anywho's...gonna sit down before the men with the white coats take me away...See...heading back to my seat.
Star: Angel?
Angel: Huh?
Star: (makes ushering motions with her hands. Angel blushes)
Angel: Everyone's different?
Star: Not gonna cut it, sweetie! But you can tell me later.
Spike: Trust me. Poetry is *not* a good idea.
Star: I've heard it, I second that!
Buffy: Poetry?
Spike: Bloody Hell!
Star: Saving Spikey's dignity, I hated William, he was a wimp, he now has to answer question two.
Spike : I need to feel dominant. I was uh, a gentleman when I lived, and it changeed. Call it an obsession.
Star: We will!
Crimson Rose: God. I don't think I've laughed this much while reading a fanfic. It's really good ^.^ Anyways, I have a question for Weasley. Of all the women in L.A why did you choose to be with Lilah of all people? God Weasley. You are sad and pathetic.
WR: I know. They've massacred me.
Star: Good point.
Wotcha: YAY! *FINALLY* someone has noticed about the Doyle getting pain with visions and cordy not, I have been waiting a century for someone to bring that up! Anyways, good so far, even though the characters are completely out of... well, character; but I guess that's what makes it so funny!
Ummmm, questions... hmmm. OH, i got it, To Joss' head,: what's with the weird ending to S3? How stupid can you be to do a cliffhanger?
To Buffy: If you could have any of the Angel cast, excluding Angel who would it be? You can choose non-main characters like Lindsay too.
To Cordelia: How can you prefer Angel to the yummy Groo? Angel maybe quite hot, but Groo is way cuter!
Star: I *think* the vision thing is because Cordy was dying, so the PTB offered her demon form, and maybe she's more the right type of demon than Doyle. Or just a continuity error.
(The spectre of Joss appears)
J; I am all powerful, and it made you want to see season four, am I right? (evil grin) Star: Let me translate. After the crappiness of SeasonThree, I figured no- one would watch Season Four. So I put a stupid cliff hanger on the end, couldn't write my way out, and am an idiot. Correct?
J: (hangs head) Yes.
Star: Begone! Unril someone asks a question, anyway!
Buffy: I'd have Gunn. He can fight vamps, *and* is human. And no freaky government drugs. Do you know how *long* I've been looking for that??
Cordy: Groo weas an Angel clone. He was hot with long hair, but once everyone moved onto the realisation Iwas in love with Angel, he became a clone.
Star: Thus ruining a prefectly good character, so Angel could be funny. One final point, Insane1, would you stand up a second?
Insane1: What?
Star: Insane1 is my new co host, so the wacky reviews she writes become part of the show. Many of you will have seen her about, cos she's a great writer, and very funny reviewer,. So R/R and see her in action! Bye bye!
(Insane1 looks dazed, but waves)